Will my asshole fetish scare off my future gf?

not if you find a girl who likes being rimmed, gaped, and getting colon massages
like me

>>34867426
feeeemales like anal play too

If you only want anal/ other anal things she will think you're a closeted homo that could be a dealbreaker for her and she'll dump you.

>>34867450
So do you have female chromosomes?

>>34867450
>who likes being rimmed
So literally every girl?

>>34867471
virgin detected

oregano comentario

>>34867495
dunno, never really tested for it but I'm 90% sure I am a legit girl.
>>34867497
lmao no. the one time I slightly hinted to my friends that I enjoy it when boys lick the backdoor, they all acted like it was disgusting.

>>34867502
Normie degenerate detected
LEAVE

>>34867450
>>34867545
Be my gf, I want to stretch out your asshole

>>34867567
what's your location and girth of your penis?

>>34867545
It's presumptuous and disgusting to admit it. But privately they would enjoy it if a guy took the liberty.

>>34867581
Netherlands and pretty thick but I dunno
You?

>>34867545
i mean usually its a heat of the moment thing. especially around friends, "eating ass" is considered "nasty"

fuck those betas i eat ass all day

>>34867554
nope, i like it here

>>34867426
are you aware that avg girl only trimp/shaves agoo and completely avoid her anus haircut?

Your avg gf will have long rare hairs around anus.

Normans girls != not stacy.

After years of internet porn and camwhore you are used to thing that ugly girls are not even aware of.

>>34867596
my friends aren't like that. they don't hold back their true feelings when it's just us chatting.
>>34867597
damn that's far away.

>>34867637
typeof stacy !== 'real'

typeof natural === 'hot'

>>34867660
>damn that's far away.
fuck, where are you at?

>>34867699
US of A
>tfw all the good boys live in eurozone

>>34867597
Do you perhaps have any pics? CCCC?

>>34867713
>hasnt even seen him
>considers him a good boy

i saw a meme from nigger twitter once that said

>niggaz be out here eatin ass but be like "no onions" at mcdonalds

can't find the pic but that was basically the gist

>>34867742
he eats ass and wants to gape me
that'sa good boy if I've ever seen one

>>34867581
Not him but if you want to have fun with me and my little, we are in texas.

Im 9 inches long and 5.5 around.

>>34867426
Some girls will be frightened, some girls will love it.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/when-ass-eating-goes-wrong-456

>>34867790
>5.5 around
how disappointing

>>34867426
"Normie" here who is into buttstuff: The answer is "no, but don't expect her to be into it"

If you find someone who is girlfriend material, they aren't going to leave you because you have a fetish that they don't share. HOWEVER, porn probably has normallised buttstuff in your head. For most girls it's a gross idea. That isn't to say they will be put off it forever (though some will), rather to just temper your expectations.

That said, you should totally tell them the shit you're into when you feel like you two are close (if you're having sex and talking about sex, that's likely the time), as it will give her more time to warm up to the idea if she doesn't like it.

I was literally just having this conversation with my ex , she was saying she wished that I would have told her sooner, because it made it seem like a bigger deal than it really was.

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>>34867786
it's pretty much the only thing i fap to desu
even hotter since you're a fembot

>>34867806
These stories are mostly from gays.

>>34867825
Well more like 5.8 but shrug.

If that isnt enough for you thats a bit sad.

Hope you find what you are looking for.

>>34867834
Fact

Source: am fellow normie

>>34867790
>pencil dick
>bonepressed to spine

>>34867858
in the anal game, length is nearly meaningless. it's all about girth. 6in is where it starts to get good.
>tfw no summer sausage dicked bf

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>tfw no qt fembot gf butthole to make loose
fuck my life

>tfw 5x5" penis
>tfw you'll never please analanon

>>34867426

OP is that a kid?

>>34867886
Eh my girl has a loli-tier body with some small chub in the right places and is a foot shorter than me, so it all works out size-wise for us.

We are actually still working on her being able to take me all up her ass.

>>34867920
No, you freak. Check out that meaty roastie.

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>>34867806
roastees beetfo

>>34867920
Are you fucking retarded? Lmaooo nah I know youre joking

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What's the size of my penis you say? Heh, well I'm not one to boast but lets just say that... well maybe it's too much for you to handle. Yeah, that's right. I said it. I'm 2 feet long and 10 inches in girth. A little too much for you to handle, eh little lady? Better get to stretching if you wanna fit all 2 feet of me. I'll reach your heart on valentines day.

>>34868058
You must be the same person that wrote that post about having the most amazing butthole in the world.

>>34867920
No.
By the way. If she's shy. How do I approch it? Do I put my hand on her ass and let a finger slowly slide in? If I moan loudly while doing so she might connect the feeling with pleasure.

>>34868179
When fucking her, you grab her ass, spank it, etc.

Slowly start grabbing "closer" to the asshole

Eventually you start going straight for it

Also

69

Eat out her pussy, lick ass (not asshole) a bit, slowly lick towards asshole, etc

Its a process man. Theres no guide

>>34868179
You talk about it, you fucking retard.

If you mean "what do I do after I've established I want to touch her butthole and she is into the idea?" then do the following
>BUY LUBE
should be obvious to anyone interested in assplay
>HAVE AN HONEST TALK ABOUT ASS HYGIENE
nothing will make her feel less sexy than shitting on your dick/finger/tounge. Only do butt stuff when she is feeling up to it.
>hold her ass(/asshole) while she is riding you
it feels good for her, she has some amount of control (eg/ she can grind into your hand if she wants your fingers inside)
>give her an ass massage
2-in-1 lube works great here, oil her up and get her relaxed, play with her sphincter, rub her vulva and clit, kiss and bite her cheeks/lower back
>eat her ass
If she likes the filling of you running your finger around there (and you're not terrible at oral sex), she will likely enjoy rimming

>>34867450
bit gross

your butthole is abused and ugly

>>34869007
>your butthole is abused and ugly
hot af
tfw no ruined butthole gf