Good ways to go

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The good ol' shotgun mouthwash

By exercising extreme willpower and starving yourself to death.

>>34865710
Fall in love and marry the girl,
then start a family and then die of old age

jump from really high place

Live a good life and die in sleep. Works every time.

being an OP

lostallhope has them ranked by failure rate, time to die, and level of pain. Good luck.

>>34866200
Where do I I find "the girl"? One that is willing to do all that with me?

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>>34866200
Checked, and death by normie ouch.

>>34866666
this is how you will do it, this is the only way how you will do anything.

MORPHINE MORPHINE MORPHINE MORPHINE MORPHINE MORPHINE MORPHINE MORPHINE MORPHINE MORPHINE MORPHINE MORPHINE

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Like Gregory McFadden but with a cape.

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>>34865710
>Ywn be a fat rat sittin on some warm thick thighs

>>34865710

spending all your time of 4chan

everybody is pretty dead on 4chan