>gf asks to have sex
>"no"
>>34864076
>gf asks to have sex
>has girlfriend
GET OUT!!!NOW!!
>girl ask to suck my dick
>"no"
>she was just joking
>>34864076
>Okay i'm going to Jamal's house for a while
>gf asks if she can give me a rimjob
>"yes"
>excrete a stanky fart directly into her nostrils
>have a gf
>"oh my god your dick is huge!"
>break up with gf
>"anon literally has the smallest dick I've ever seen"