What Would You Do If You Had 50 Billion Dollars?

>>34864064
destroy your shrine

donate most of it, keep enough so I can retire and live modestly making music

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Build a pyramid.

Bitches love pyramids.

I would do exactly what other multibillionaires do, either invest in companies, many corporate bonds or create my own hedge fund and just acquire companies i think will grow or are growing

Even if I was rich I would want to remain minimalistic relatively speaking, myself having not earned it would likely begin to crave greed and I wouldnt let that win, so I'd likely only buy like a million dollar home or something and if i really wanted to splurge id trick it out with new tech to be a smart home

Id also donate to philanthropy, as aristotle said, donating your resources (time, manpower, money) to others while having enough to maintain yourself may be what provides true happiness

Try my best to burn the world.

Hire some competent scientists, engineers and architects etc and start the long arduous process of creating an alternative society

>no money
>free resources
>self sustainable

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>>34864079
nice one anon

i honestly have no idea what i would do with that much money

>>34864064
Explain dividend payments to me. Do I get them directly deposited into my bank account on a weekly basis or something?

>>34864064
Throw away 70% of it, build myself a nice small house near a peaceful river, and buy goods to last me until I die of old age.

>>34864064
I would let it be unlimited money so I never have to work but I might also use it to fund human life extension research, and otherwise use it to buy video games and other media I want.

>>34864064
50 billion?
Holy shit
>decent house
>decent guns and guns shit
>lotta homegrown kush and dabbling
>couple of decent low money attention cars
>decent phone
>great internet
>bunch of wranglers and duluths/ men's chlothing.
>spend my money going around the world fucking chicks as young as 16.
>pretty much booze drugs guns and pussy and a lot of gold.
The fuck do i do with the other 40 billion?
A billion you could live like a king on so many countries.

>>34864146
So when you buy stocks in a company you make money one of two ways, either it is basically guaranteed increases in stock price or if its not as known as stable investment many corporations provide dividends as extra incentive

Dividends are usually paid every couple months to a year to shareholders, its essentially the company takes a lump sum of, say, 300 million dollars, and then spreads the money to investors, with preference depending on if they have higher quality shares

Anyway, usually shares generate like a dollar or a couple a year each share if its likr a 50 dollar share roughly, so with few shares its nothing but if you own millions then its millions a year in dividends

As i said above though id rather invest in corporate bonds, its far more guaranteed income and safer investment if you have such large amounts of capital

I would build a NEET bunker, Fallout Vault style, lock them in, then observe as I start to fuck with them.

I would also hide treasure all over the place and have big, convoluted, augmented reality treasure hunts.

>>34864203
This is what all poorfags would do, and they'd be broke within a year.

>>34864231
You couldn't spend 40 billion in a year if you tried

>>34864064
>all the money in the world
>make a fucking ass shrine

Yeah, I don't know. Probably pull a Soros and fund all sides of politics in Europe and the West so I can have some degree of influence on the world stage.

>>34864064
Spend like 1 billion on a good lifestyle, pour the rest into a private research on things like the blue brain project and cryogenics so I can become immortal.

>>34864064
Id probably donate the money to the jewish overlords because id get assasinated over such a sum anyway

Any of you played Free Cities? I'd try that

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>>34864064
I would spend my days finding incredibly attractive girls with cartoonish proportions, pay them to cosplay my favorite characters and to pander to my sickest fetishes.

I don't know what I would enjoy more, my fantasies coming true or the thought they definetly hate every second of it but still act like it is the best thing ever to get paid an obscene amount of money.

>>34864252
Not spend - lose. Divorce, shitty lawyers, bad investments, people wanting money, people stealing money, donations etc.
Nobody has won 50 billion on the lottery, I don't think at least, but if they did it could happen.

>>34864064
>keep my wealth a secret to not attract gold diggers
>pay off all family debts
>buy land and become autonomous
>build a vault under my house
>buy gold and store it in said vault
>invest
>buy guns and ammunition
>get a crazy PC
>buy every vidya I want (not alot btw)
>get a gf while keeping my wealth a secret
>marry
>wait and hope for government collapse
>tfw ywn live in an ancap society

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Make the largest lego city known to man, inhabited by millions of minifigs.
It would be cyberpunk too.

>What Would You Do If You Had 50 Billion Dollars?

Two chicks at the same time.

>>34864064
i would gather a group of scientists and start researching waifu tecnhologies.

>>34864203
Good taste there famalam.

>>34864064
Me?
Woul build the most kick ass figth gym.
> comfy house atached inside for wife and kids
>Live/Train there and improve as a coach and competitor.
>Found programs for achooling/training poor or orphaned children
> make a great figth company that actually care for the fighters (fuck you Danna White)
> acre worth weed cultives
> home beer breweery
> do a lot for people in need thru development of clean energies and selfsustainable food process.
> travel the world to fighters heavens such as brazil, thailand, japan, etc.
> retire at old age with my own restaurant

I am a simple guy.

Get an apartment on a decent location and some used Japanese car that lasts years without too much maintenance. I hate people who flaunt their money so I'd work on keeping low profile on that department.
Then put at least 42 billion to investing. Stock index funds mostly, probably some real estate to diversify the risks a bit more.

The rest for funding some projects without real goals in profits. Maybe I'd ask some game studios to make pitches of what would your dream game be and fund the ones that sound interesting.

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spend all on waifu technology
i'd aim to bring a product to market capable of replacing all female interaction within 10 years.

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>>34864064
Buy a better house and just be an eternal NEET

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1 billion to mum
1 billion to rest of family

I'd buy my tranquillity with a good internet connection and a nice small house and keep enough money to live comfortably with top hightech for the rest of my life.

Give the rest to some associations, or directly to poor people.

arm europe
drive back the mongol hordes

>>34864332
Idiots can blow a million in a day, but I think you'd be hard-pressed losing 50 billion unless you actively went out of your way to spend as recklessly as possible.

>>34864064
start investing money in tech companies and weapons company
with the return I'd start some mercenary company a la outer heaven
fight, acquire territories and create a fortress country

>>34864064
Fuck big tiddy hoes and buy nukes, end up nuking earth before l die

>>34864064

Spend every dollar erasing the "refugees"

Why is there so many people trying to be Ghenghis Khan ?

>>34864064
Pay a team of experts a large sum of money to help me build an intricate ARG puzzle based on my preference without telling them the prize is the rest of the money of wbich they're paid.

Light the fuse to get it with real proof on this board that there is a prize.

Go somewhere remote to kill myself quickly, quietly and undisturbed

>>34864621
because this world is stalled
it's rotting
we have too much population, too many superpowered countries who are buddy buddy with eachother and our disputes are petty, small minded and shallow.
we need something to stir this pond. we need a big ass rock to be thrown into this lake.
the moment change stops happening is the moment we start dying.

>>34864099
Sounds comfy.
Mine would be that but on a farm with a few dogs, and maybe start collecting things.
Maybe dedicate an entire house to different hobbies

simcity irl tbqh brother

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>>34864321
This. I'd have a harem of women dressed like Disney Princesses

>>34864621
He was a life model and had a tremendous sexual life

>>34864064
Make it 500k $ and I'll use them to get the fuck out of this hellhole and move somewhere else peaceful.

I don't want all that money.

>>34864650
Agreed. Stagnation is the key to self destruction.

Why do you think Germany managed to become such a great nation when Hitler rose to power?

>>34864064
Give it to a girl so she would marry me

I'd probably get involved in politics and back the political ideology that I deem to be correct. Other than that, I'd move to another country, buy a huge mansion, travel a lot, eventually get married and live comfy

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>>34864703
better outfits tbqh

>>34864231
It is almost entirely impossible to go through $50 billion a year even if you were making some of the most idiotic decisions possible. You'd have to literally throw millions if not billions to family and friends every single day or intentionally invest billions in janky startups to try.

50 billion...

Figure out how much it'd cost to build a rocket to get me to the moon. If it's less than what I have, build it, and then die alone while watching all of you.

>>34864611
Who will you hate then ?

Open up a coffee shop, a hole in the wall place. Travel, find the world's best coffee, offer it at a price that's competitive with my college town (which I would definitely operate on a loss but I have over a billion dollars suck my ass). Have all sorts of roasts, having a weekly experimental roast that's a blend of many beans roasted by me. High class coffee, cream, all sorts of sugars for those with a taste. Several alcoholic additives to coffee and a small bar that I'd operate. I'd learn my way to coffee stardom and regular bartending, and enjoy that first sip of coffee in the morning, afternoon, and night after a day's work.
The hours are set by me, and since I own the place I won't have to worry about losing customers trying to cheat me out of my coffee.

or just live as a neet alcoholic stoner content with my wealth

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>purchase an extremely high class apartment, then buy out all of the apartments around me so I never have to hear noise
>hire a butler-for-life, someone to get groceries and make food and do general work, and grossly overpay him
>spend most of my days hiring the best in their respective fields to teach me anything, from chemistry to /k/ shit to compsci related stuff, anything I wanted to know
>spend most of my days alternating from recreational seclusion, tutoring sessions, and spending time in whatever comfy city I picked

There's a lot of little things, but those are the biggest I can think of.

>>34864139
>no money
the one thing you actually needed and you also forgot
>no minorities and entitled women

>buy a private island, completely staffed
>buy a harem of baras
>invest in husbando technology
>commission porn with extremely specific scenarios and fetishes
>philanthropy for causes I believe are worthy

>>34864831
>no entitled women
So just artificial wombs then?

>>34864064
Set up college fund for white Christian straight males. They'd have to show proof of their genealogy going back 3 generations to prove that they're white. They'd have to deliver a non heretical sermon on the ten commandments, and they'd have to write an essay on immigration and multiculturalism. Using this I think i could weed out the fakes.

>Invest in vegan alternatives, artificial meat, etc
>Invest in vegan outreach
>Invest in encryption innovation
>Invest in cryto-currency innovation
>Invest in computer and technology innovation

We must end animal brutality, destroy the central banks, and protect internet freedom and privacy.

>>34864855

So you're a racist Christian?

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>>34864747
>Aurora on a leash
>Cinderella losing a shoe

Nice details and pretty art, but the Slave Leia costume does little for me, especially if they all wear it. I prefer variety in lingerie

>>34864898
You're alright.
Just nice to see another who wants a harem of disney princesses

Buy an island and claim it as sovereign land, bring in people's to help populate and defend it, that share my views.

buy a smaller island and build my mansion on it

invest the rest

build a cheap rocket, for space travel, go to the moon and build a base

eventually go to mars and claim it as sovereign planet to my nation

bill the United States and the European Union for parking on my land (rovers, probes, etc)

Fine them for polluting and littering (crash landing on my planet and leaving robots on its surface)

Set up a colony, self sufficient


Or


Make a rapture-esque utopia (not a carbon copy, but same ideals and architecture design

>>34864270

I don't think you're getting how elaborate this shrine actually is. It's manned by like the world's most elite porn stars 24/7. I'd also probably build a cathedral to put it in, and have a choir singing latin hymns to the ass. It would be a spectacle to beHOLD.

>>34864896
Yes or No, the answer to that question doesn't matter to me.

It's merely that most scholarships tend to go to minorities or non-christians for diversiry quotas, and this would be to counteract that.

Found a university to be honest. I could make a world class university with 30-40 billion and ill keep the other 10 to fuck around with.

>>34864926
why not columbia, though?

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>>34864918
My brother. Who's your favorite princess?

I'm pretty sure Cinderella and Ariel gave me a foot fetish when I was a child, so I'd choose them. Honorable mentions to Rapunzel and Jasmine

>>34864064
>Buy an island large enough to have its own spring
>Build a mansion on it in the style of old Rome, complete with painted marble statues and mosaics as floors
>Make a giant library in it
>Connect it to the Internet backbone directly
>Never leave, order supplies to be airdropped
>Never talk to another person again, never see another person again

Fund terrorist organisations & do some hardcore pro-immigration shilling to defeat the evil west

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>>34864064
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers, and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag, and then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side, and there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it.
You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why
Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tienanmen square, and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, okay?
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times: that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas.

>>34864951
I didn't like infinite very much, besides a Columbia utopia isn't as either grasp since it relies on time travel physics to float

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>>34864968
Rapunzel gets me going (hair plays a bit part in how cute a girl is to me) otherwise I'd probably go for Cinderella.
Even just keeping them in the usual dresses is good for me.

Do the investment thing for a bil a year then buy out an entire neighbourhood of upper-middle class houses in the suburbs for friends and family to move into so we can all share a luxurious life, build myself a massive mansion at the top end with a perfect room for each of my hobbies (games room, kitchen, workshop, garage, etc etc), give each family/friend $1million a year so they don't have to work. Make it a gated community with a team of guards/gardeners/maintenance guys so we don't have to worry about anything. Build a personal race track, shooting range, camping site etc.
All the basic billionaire shit really.

Then fund a space programme, build zero-g sex dungeon.

>>34864064
I'd buy myself a home, buy my close family a house.

keep some money for the year and throw the rest into investments and live of it. becoming even more of a recluse than I already am.

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>>34865011
True patrician. I don't care how autistic it is, I plan to go to Disneyworld in the next few years and see qts dressed like my childhood waifus.

I'm currently writing an erotic Cinderella story, if you're interested

I'd do the same thing I'm doing now: play videogames, watch shows, eat, sleep, and masturbate. But with 50 billion I'll be doing all of that in a nice house with better stuff and no need to worry about affording anything or working ever again.

>>34865077
>I'm currently writing an erotic Cinderella story, if you're interested
I mostly just come up with my own stories in my head, wrote some stuff, though not disney princess related (plus most erotica writers like things a bit more erotic than me).
Pics are always welcome though, I don't save enough.

Probably save a couple billion for myself and invest the rest in graphene, robotics, nanotechnology, AI/automation software, medical tech, hygiene chemicals and networking/ISP companies, pushing them all to make things I want.

With my personal billions, I will buy an island somewhere warm, dry and prostitution is cheap and legal, build a Roman-style villa, staff it with dozen women, and ban all clothes except a shiny micro-bikini bottom, each woman has her own colour.

>>34864064
>>34864064
create myself a robotic body complete with nervous system and internal organs, pay a surgeon to put my brain in it, then using my new robotic povers make metric fucktons of money doing shit regular humans can't do, and live forever because with all the money I'd be making I would be able to constantly top my brain up on stem cells every time it started to die/wither. and to make sure I'm not only I'd make more robotic bodies for people I care for

>>34864064
I would buy:

Tottenham Hotspur (1 billion), and build the new stadium without a corporate name (300 million)
A nice house (1 million)
Super-high class prostitutes every week (VS models, instagram celebs, etc.) (5 million per year)
A couple cars (0.5 million)
A house+a car for my little sister and little brother (0.5 million)
A decent-sized corporation, that way I could everyone in my family a nice job (5 billion?)

Then I'd take the remaining and just invest or put it in savings

>>34865077
>I plan to go to Disneyworld in the next few years and see qts dressed like my childhood waifus
That's my dream as well

>>34865107
*I'd take the remaining 33 billion or so

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>>34865097
Another thing I'd do with my money: bankroll artists to make more porn of my favorite characters. Art, short animations, a visual novel, anything.

I dunno

probably just travel the world indefinitely living out of airbnbs and the best nations have to offer

>>34865139
I know that feel anon.
There's just never enough is there? It's an unending hunger.

>>34864064
Keep a decent amount for myself, then set up a lottery. I can then make more money from it. Then again you could probably make shitloads purely off interest.

>>34865077
>tfw I found out that my waifu literally played a disney princess at Magic Kingdom
>tfw there are tons of pics of her out there dressed as Belle, acting out lines/scenes, being nice to little kids at the park, etc.

Truly the greatest feel. Fuck, my life is sad if this is a high point for me.

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>>34865108
I'd like to interact with them a little, but I'd feel weird trying to role play with Disney characters as a twenty something.

>>34865152
This. Waifuism is an addiction, one both pure and depraved

buy an island and set up a utopia city fuelled by hydroelectric power, wind and solar power, in which like minded intelligent people can live separate from the world.

set up all my blood relatives and close friends with houses, cars, and money. build an awesome go-cart track and race with 20 of my friends. attend all F1 races as a VIP and take MissAlice as my date. recreate famous battles in lego, then give away the legos to kids. build a reserve for unwanted cats. build a house that looked like a Corellian Corvette.

>>34865208
>attend all F1 races as a VIP and take MissAlice as my date.

A kiwi camwhore who's probably addicted to like 4 different kinds of drugs? She's cute, but come on.

>>34865197
"the island of those who know too much"?
a.k.a. CIAs forced heaven for those who know of the conspiracies

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>>34865196
>tfw if I ever had a gf she probably wouldn't want to roleplay as a disney princess

>>34865196
Christ, got any more cinderella pics? Even just linking to an imgur or something to avoid a big image dump is fine.

>>34864064
I'd buy out local land and build a castle and a castle town. As long as people provide birth certificates stating that they're born in the province, I'd let them stay and work in a feudal-type system.

Either that or I'd try to get a small-scale nuclear power plant built in Antarctica. The nuclear energy would go to power a dome-garden where the ceiling illuminates and provides energy for the plants. Meanwhile, there's heating element in the lake to warm the lake and provide atmosphere for the dome. Salt is added to the lake to make it more suitable for salt-water animals (and a beach). On the other side of the dome, a pond is built for freshwater animals. Each quadrant of the dome houses its own biome, all controlled by computers. i'd have an airport built, and provide infrastructure for a city to be built. I'd get investors interested and build an antarctic civilization with people I deem are "fit", and I'd have a plan to homogenize and turn the city into its own race within the next couple hundred years.

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>>34864064
Fund space travel, space exploration, and go up there myself plenty of times.

We'll have new better space stations, better rockets, crewed vehicles, space stations in LEO, HEO, lagrange points, cis-lunar space, lunar orbit, lunar outposts on the poles, Mars moon stations and orbital stations, preliminary Mars base, and as well as several dozen probes and rovers sent out on missions to the Jovian and Saturnian moons.

Human presence in space will increase to the hundreds, robotics presence to the thousands.

Space travel will be ordinary and routine, and as safe as possible, I'll invest into non-rocket space launch too.

And thats just the first 25 Billion

I may need more than 50 though for the full scope of my ambition.

Good appartment in all major cities on the globe. Then travel, a lot. Take friends with me, meet new people. Keep a low profile so I don't get killed for my money.

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>>34865186
That's sweet and really cool. It's hard to be picked for a such a major character.
>>34865238
You'll never know. Hell, she might enjoy it if you really sell her on the whole princess role play, i.e. pamper her, serve her, etc.
>>34865239
I don't have much more, at least not great ones. I'll post a few more and if you're still interested maybe I'll start an imgur or start a Disney thread on /aco/. Cinderella doesn't have much sexy art out there compared to Jasmine or Tinker Bell

Fund advancements in VR and haptic technology hoping to be able to be able to live in a synthetic virtual reality anime world sooner
Also I'd pay cute Asian girls to be my kinky sluts

>>34865251
The Interational Space Station alone cost $150 billion. The Mars Rover mission cost $3 billion. You would go broke in a week.

If you could seriously fund space travel with just $25 billion, the United States would have a dozen colonies on the moon already.

>>34865251
>We'll have new better space stations, better rockets, crewed vehicles, space stations in LEO, HEO, lagrange points, cis-lunar space, lunar orbit, lunar outposts on the poles, Mars moon stations and orbital stations, preliminary Mars base, and as well as several dozen probes and rovers sent out on missions to the Jovian and Saturnian moons.

It would cost you hundreds of billions of dollars to even do half of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyQQc6kB9Zc

>>34865224
she is just a pot head and a lsd junkie

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>>34864064
Buy Lucasfilms from Disney (8-10 Billions)
Employ competent people that love the franchise to make new content and label TFA and the nu-EU as something below Legends.

Make my idealized scifi/fa saga that I wanted to write about into movies. (a total of 8 movies, 1-3 billions)

Fund a 40k/Bionicle series/movie (1-2 billions)
Fund bone lengthening investigations and then get leg, clavicle and chin surgery

Buy a nice house with enough commodities to live nicely but not a huge ass mansion.

Considering most of that would get me quite some money even to lessen the money lost (specially the first one) and that I would try to find alternative ways to get me unlimited money like OP,I would be settled for life and could keep spending money in autistic nerd crap like figures and potent PCs as well as donations to whatever groups I want.
As bonus while keeping a low profile, I could try to make my own army (of modified clones most likely) and take over the world leading it to greatness.

>>34865365
>bionicle movie
>not making a glorious sandbox bionicle MMO

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>tfw no Cinderella gf
>ywn save her from a life of hardship
>ywn worship her apparently perfect feet

Honestly? going from almost broke to 50 fucking billion dollars i dont know if i could handle that.

>>34865402
Who says that both can't be made ;)

Seriously,tho. Those were the most basic things in that scenario.

I'd try to take over a shitty part of the world through political influence. Probably Southeast Asia. Rule ASEAN and keep expanding.

Also hire an army of hitmen.

Invest in the privatization of water of small countries

>>34865492
If it was that simple, the sultan of Brunei (who is worth like $100 billion) would have done it decades ago. But you know what he did instead? Bought a yacht called "Tits" full of gold and fills it with prostitutes.

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>All these robots wanting to become major players on the world stage

I'm impressed honestly. 50 billion and all I think about what I'm gonna do with my dick

>>34865544
That's pretty tits

>>34864064
Live the rest of my life in isolation with my NASA pc, donating occasionaly to projects that interest me.

I would hire as many scientist i could to work on a machine that could keep you perpetually asleep but keep you alive. (Think a heavy duty vr tank like that one from American Dad) Then use it to do whatever I want and imdulge in whatever fetishes i want too. Hell i would even build a couple if money remained and give them to some robots who need a new lease on life. Maybe they could just live in vr forever. Obviously this would all be in my massive basement zone. I wouldnt even charge you guys money. You could be a cute girl, a trap, a chad, an animal, ect it wouldnt matter. I wouldnt even look over your dreams/vr. You would have total privacy as you deserve.

Id hire top cooks to cook for me. The best fitness trainers, id get good lessons in art and learn to make something that stands the test of time. What point is money if you dont create something yourself and be remembered as having talent. Talent > money. Oh and of course id fuck a different chick everyday until settling down finally at 40. Id also run a bdsm dungeon and make vids.

A nice big farm with tractors and workers that farm 100% pure organic veggies and meat for me.

Also a Japanese Style Zen- Garden to meditate in, in total peace.

That would be it, i wan't nothing more than that.

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>Item 1: Barbara Palvin (estimated cost $500 million)*:
She's clearly for sale and is already willing to fuck ugly mulatto men (shoutout to Lewis Hamilton for being an inspiration). Would probably cost me a lot, but hey, nothing good in life is free.

>Item 2: Real Sociedad (estimated cost to buy the club and make it great: $2 billion)
Just think it would be fun. Barca would literally never win in Anoeta ever again. Hell, nobody would.

>Item 3: Nice houses (estimated cost: $40 million)
Re-buy my family's old home in Miami, then get places in San Sebastian, NYC, northern England, Nanjing, Australia, and Argentina.

>Item 4: Security (estimated cost: $5 million per year)
I'm rich. Need bodyguards.

>Item 5: Nice cars (estimated cost: $10 million)
The usual rich-guy stuff. Lambos, Ferraris, and a low-key Ford Focus I can drive to family gatherings and not look like a prick.

>Item 6: College tuition, debt forgiveness, and homes for my immediate family ($10 million)
Little sisters, my little brother, my "big brother" (older cousin, but he always looked out for me and I think of him as a brother), and my little cousins. Also if my uncles and aunts need help, that's fine too.

>Item 7: Be the new George Soros ($2 billion)
Inflict my reactionary Cuban refugee vision upon all of the Western World.

*You have to factor in the extreme gold digging. I'm a perfectly healthy 6'0" dude, but god am I ugly.

The rest I'd just put into investment and savings. I'd try to make myself as "crisis-proof" as possible, by having my money spread out in multiple banks worldwide and held in multiple currencies (the bulk of it in US dollars, of course). But if some Black Swan event happens, I want to be safe.

>>34865718
*Oh shit, I almost forgot.

Re-conquer Cuba. Fuck the whole Soros thing, I've got enough cash to quietly fund a new revolution. Line Raul and his buddies up in front of a wall, shoot them, then help the new government get on its feet. Buy myself houses in Havana and Santiago, let my grandparents see their old country again.

>>34865718
> but god am I ugly.
You could turn into a decently goodlooking person for about 1 million dollars or 2, and that's exaggerating the numbers.

>>34865077
moer dowblouse

>>34865762
Oh yeah, fair point. Cristiano Ronaldo was ugly as sin at my age, and look at him now. Ok, so I'd do that. Then I'd buy Barbara Palvin.

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>>34864064
Nothing can fill the void inside of me, not even money....

>>34865718
>$500 million for a mid tier hungarian prostitute
$500 maybe

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>50 billions
>people have that amount of money
>instead of doing cool shit with it, they ruin life to everybody by financing liberals and immigration

>>34865816
She's a world-famous model, though.

>>34865833
>people have that amount of money

Almost nobody does. There are people who are *worth* $50 billion if they sold literally all of their assets and investments, but with the exception of Bill Gates, nobody actually has $50 billion to throw around.

Guys like Soros, who are worth about $50 billion, are really throwing around like half that amount. And a lot of them are doing cool shit. Bill Gates is basically keeping half of Sub-Saharan Africa alive. Warren Buffet campaigns like a madman to raise taxes on himself (ironically spending more in the process than he would ever pay under that proposed new tax rate). Ortega and most of the Arab Shieks just sort of fuck around and degrade B-list Hollywood actresses.

Basically lead the same life as Dan Bilzerian

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>>34865772
Sorry m8, that's all I got.

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>>34864064
I guess it depends on how you get that money. If I was suddently given 50B$, here's what I'd do:
- First off, do everything to make sure nobody knows I have that much money, especially my relatives and girlfriend
- Buy a couple flats (Dunno, about 20?) everywhere around the country and rent them. They will be transmitted to any eventual heirs I'll have, and money gained with them will go on a separate, secret account

- Always have a couple $200 bills on me to lighten up some actual hobbo's day (And not a fucking hipster begging for money)

- Anonymously help my friends and relatives. His/Her car broke? I'd hire a dude who will wait for them to hand their new car keys when they leave home in the morning.

- Buy a house and a decent-sized property. Something big enough to live with a family of 4, and 2 dogs, nothing bigger

- Maybe buy a dozen grams of cocaine to share with my buddies. I tried it once, and I loved it, always wanted to redo it. Then give a million to the dealer for him to stop selling drugs.

-Stack 40B in a bank account where it will gain interests

-Anonymously give a few millions to my sinking company to help them get on rails

-Split the rest in random acts of kindness I would make sure to do directly.

I really don't understand the whole billionaire extravaganzas like OP's. What could it possibly bring to his life?

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>>34865881
>keeping africans alive
>cool

>>34865628
>fund advancements in VR and waifu technology to hopefully make an SAO type VR device for myself
>make an anime so I could sell merch and see people cosplaying from it
>get like 30 cats and keep them in a building connected to my house where they can all play and have a great time and I would overpay people to take care of them
>offer to give my parents, brother, and closest friends 1 million dollars a year and live in a neighborhood with me so we can always hang out and they would never have to work again
>pay a cute girl to act like she really likes me but never marry her because she would probably murder me to get my fortune
>make an anime theme park
>make some kind of yearly degenerate anime fetish sex convention
Most of my uses for my money would be weeb related

>>34864064
Lobby for wars.

>>34865922
Shit I didn't mean to reply to that post

>>34864064
continue to waste my life on 4chan

I would get a small house or apartment and put the rest in savings. With modest enough arrangements, I'd be able to live and fund my ventures for literally my entire life

>>34864064
Fuck every pornstar and celebrity I like then fund a communist revolution

>>34865910
Well, objectively, a lot of innocent children would die without Gates' help. He also funds a massive amount of contraceptives to that part of the world.

>>34865905
I think the default assumption is that you've always had this money, and everyone knows about it. If it was a secret, and you suddenly got $50 billion in your bank accounts, you would have some really tough questions to answer from the authorities in your country.

>>34864203
>50 billion
>decent phone

>>34865960
I guess I would have been someone else if I grew up having 50B. So the anwser may be invalidated then.

> TFW started thread to discuss my asshole obsession and people think I actually wanted to discuss the billion dollar question.

I started this thread to talk about my ass shrine, the idea was that you'd all agree it was an awesome idea and build on it.

If you want to discuss your plans for global domination you aren't allowed ITT. Also way to out yourselves as Soros-tier machiavellians, douchebags.

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>>34866023
Be grateful it turned out this way and not into BRAPposting.

World domination and making waifus real are far more interesting than your ass shrine.

i would finance my own scientific investigations and pay to fuck the hottest women, specially my favorite pornstars.
i would invest in creating 10/10 anime adaptations to my favorite mangas, VNs, LNs, etc
i would use the money to influence the government and politicians into doing a better job and improving people's lives
i would be that one guy that pledges 50 000 dollars to a fundraiser to localize a hentai game

>>34865905
>Stack 40B in a bank account where it will gain interests

That's a terrible idea. You interest earnings on deposits are minuscule compared to what you'd get on say bonds, or anything else really. Plus deposits are only insured up to a small six figures amount (depends on your country) and you''re not protected from government schemes to pull money from your account in times of crisis.

It's better and safer to own things with money than just have money. That's why billionaires only have a relatively small part of their worth in liquid assets.

>>34865718
elsa or EISA where have yoou been

I'd honestly probably just throw a lot of my money at Elon Musk, I feel like he could spend it better than I ever could. That's how I'd contribute to the world.

With my fun money though I'd probably make custom cars and shit. I'll take old jaguar engines and put them in old station wagons and shit. I'd of course build the engines with better parts so they don't fucking break.

>>34866023
Your shrine is shit

>>34866100
Maybe, but I already wouldn't know what to do with 10 billions, so what more could I want with 50? Is trying to make more money when you already have so much something important to do?

>>34864064
I would be at the forefront of sexbot development. My company would become the Microsoft of sexbots.

Donate it to the government.

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>>34866023
>I started this thread to talk about my ass shrine, the idea was that you'd all agree it was an awesome idea and build on it.

We don't care.

>If you want to discuss your plans for global domination you aren't allowed ITT. Also way to out yourselves as Soros-tier machiavellians, douchebags.

I just want to free my family's homeland from the commie bastards who destroyed it and fuck a cute Hungarian from now until I die. Is that so wrong?

>>34866202
Woah, I'd get behind that.

>>34866112
I don't know what you're trying to say.

>>34866180
Yeah, this. I can't imagine caring about making more money when you've got that much. My personal goal would be maintaining my wealth. I certainly wouldn't invest in anything risky. That's how all these pro athletes and musicians end up going broke, their cousin Billy tells them he's got a way to triple their money and next thing they know they've lost everything, and they have to marry a fucking Kardashian and design clothes for Adidas just to clear their debts.

I would pay all the jews to leave England

>>34866180
If the money is well protected and spread around, my family and their descendants would be safe from pretty much everything as long as there is still a civilized and functional part of the world. So wouldn't want risk losing it.

But yeah I'm not sure I could even fin 1 billion's worth of things to buy for myself.

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Hyper realistic, silicon, fullbody, bulletproof, armored gorilla suit.

With the Gorilla Suit I have the appearance of a gorilla, but with human proportions and more defensive capabilities. It has to be comfortable and I'll be able to use clothes over it. The mask material will allow me to have facial expressions.

I'll be able to have fun and even shooting out enemy's places, paying the police to turn a blind eye. I can be a superhero and gorilla fulltime, keeping my identity hidden all times. I can take it out to shower, but with enough modifications I could pee, poo and have sex with it on.

Oh, boy, it'd be great. Working out and buiding it properly I can be like Batman but with ape motifs. I could even create more animal suits Hotline Miami style, to me and others, and found the Animal League.

Would probably use only a tiny bit of it to live comfortably and without anyone ever bothering me. I'd cut off everyone and live in urban areas of some decent country like Netherlands, Belgium or Scandinavia instead of this eastern european shithole. All day I would do stuff to maintain my existence and play vidya otherwise.

> inb4 cuck
fuck off I want this civilization where wagecucking is glorified to oblivion just burn

WHAT IS THE SOURCE FOR THE OP

>>34864064
I can't buy love so i would donate 49 millions and keep 1 billion for myself

>>34866239
>I certainly wouldn't invest in anything risky. That's how all these pro athletes and musicians end up going broke, their cousin Billy tells them he's got a way to triple their money and next thing they know they've lost everything, and they have to marry a fucking Kardashian and design clothes for Adidas just to clear their debts.

Historically speaking stocks have the highest risk adjusted excess returns (around 6-8%), but in order to reach that you need to diversify your investments target and timewise. The easiest method is simply putting money each month to a fund that follows some index like the most traded stocks of some stock exchange.

The way people lose money is that they put all their eggs on one basket like some retarded startup company and end up bankrupt in a couple of years.

>>34866421
Yeah, I understand what you're saying, and by that I mean I understand that I have no clue how stocks work. So I am sure as hell not going to make risky investments, nor am I about to entrust all my cash to a shady "financial advisor" (Tim Duncan lost like $30 mil that way). Ultra safe investments are the way for me. US treasury bonds, stocks in the biggest/most stable companies on earth, stuff like that.

>>34864064
>>34866378
this, gimme da sauce OP.

>>34865251

Spaec is expensive my lil negro, 50 bil wouldn't be enough for half of the stuff you said you'd do with 25 unless you could pull an Elon Musk on every aspect of your space project and get it mostly funded by taxpayers.

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>>34864064
>give 1 billion to my family
>fuck any man, woman, child or animal i want
>spend money on retarded shit for teh lulz
>buy 4chan and be your new overlord
>buy everything on bad dragon
>fuel the race war
>fund black supremacy movement
>help my new jew friendos normalize pedophilia
>live comfily forever
>big house
>long hallways
>got 10 bathrooms
>i can shit all day nigguu

>>34864064
My dick would be in a qt girls mouth 24 hours a day

I'd get the most safe and expensive chastity cage ever, and only get out of it once a year, but then fuck eveything in sight

>>34864064
I would build a lot of cool shit, buy some land.. travel a bit.. I'd be doing something new every single day.. would definitely still live modestly though, I really just want a home up in the california mountains overlooking the ocean/hills. then go from there.

I would buy every sex toy the internet can legitimately offer.

i'd create some jobs

unlike every other billionaire on earth

scandalous

>>34864762
No one.
That's the point.

>>34864383
tell me more about this technology , anon.

make nukes and begin normie holocoust

First thing would be buy my family all there own houses and pay the bills for their life and maybe give them 10 million each

Then buy myself a nice house in UK and one in Japan, then spend rest of my life doing what I want collecting my favourite anime related goods

Would also have a R&D place built with top scientists to make and research advanced tech and full dive vr for virtual waifus aswell as robotic waifus and holographic waifus

Would also get into some kind of investments to keep me money coming in but I could live life kinda comfily not having to worry about money for the rest of my life if I had 2 million so that's not too much of a worry

>>34864379
Thinking big anon

You've just given me a head start on the plans I have already.

I'd straight-up give 12 of that 50 to Elon Musk, with the condition that 10 is earmarked for developing the ITS, and 2 is for the global internet constellation and supporting technologies. That should allow him to put development of both projects into full-swing immediately. I'd then proceed to purchase a few robotics and machine learning companies, like Boston Dynamics, and another few that specialize in remote mining or construction.

I'd then establish my own base in the Antarctic mountains, and fund a widespread geological survey. From the results, I know where to mine, and where to drill. With the untapped mineral wealth of Antarctica, I'll start replenishing all that money I spent and more. With the uranium that is doubtless present somewhere on the southern continent, my outpost will become a nuclear-powered and nuclear-capable state, with a mining industry that's more than 90% automated, and a military composed almost entirely of all-terrain killbots.

Once technology catches up, I'll build my own spaceport on the coast of some South American of African country, and fund the construction of a moonbase. There, I'll essentially repeat the Antarctica process, but in space. My outpost will process the Moon's resources into useful raw stock, which I will sell to governments and corporations for their in-space projects. I'll be my own delivery service, too, with enormous solar-powered mass driver systems capable of inserting customer orders into whatever orbit they want.

Then, I'll do the same thing with 16 Psyche and Ceres, providing fuel and building material to everything inside or passing through the asteroid belt. After that, Callisto and Ganymede.

At this point, I should be a multi-trillionaire, and I'll just do whatever the hell I feel like.

>>34864064
Unironically burn it all Joker style while streaming it on twitch just to see what would happen.

>>34864064
I'd take over the economy of some small country.

you know those old abandoned towns, like from the gold rush era? id buy one and all the land feom miles around. id fix up the buildings, but i would add a few modern essentials, like toilets and hot showers. Then i would start a cult here

>>34869376
No even better, donate it to my govenent.
Considering GDP for 2015 was around 80 bilions shit and giggles confirmed.

Lobbying for genetic engineering

Funding and attaining a genetic weapon and then using it

Basically use most of it to try and push humanity closer to demi-gods and the rest to live like one myself

>>34864064
I would create some horrible hybrid of Zanzibarland and typical Latin American dictatorship stuff in an unstable African country after taking over their economy by melding my wealth with their own. What's the point of having 50 billion if you can't be the benevolent dictator for life of a rouge African state?

Surprised this isn't the only answer.

>>34869481
My government's GDP is $18 trillion (that's "thousands of billions" for you foreigners), so if I donated it they'd just laugh at me..... :(

>>34868404
mostly robots like in the westworld, i would also attempt to transfer humans consciousness into that robots body and become immortal that way.

also i would be able to transform into a beautiful woman

>>34869605
Well, good for you, I live in country which has app double the population of Berlin, so numbers arent exotic either.

>>34864064
anonymously leave 500 mil for my parents
take the remaining 49.5 and disappear.

>Would probably live the rest of my days in some third world island shithole and drink/smoke the rest of my life away.

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Aside from the obvious private islands manned by gay porn stars dressed up as roman centurions stuff I'd make a sort of video game university/foundation, which had as goal to produce the best possible advancements in video games. Maybe not the university, but a foundation to give money to projects that looked promising based on quality and not the amount of games you think you could sell. Invest in VR tech, distribution methods, art educations, etc. I would hire industry professionals to sit on my boards, as well as the guy who writes insomnia (he's a huge megalomaniac, but the stuff he writes on video games makes sense, I'd like to see if he could apply it in action as well). Naturally I would want to get returns on projects, but if I put in like 40 billion I would honestly be fine with never getting anything out of it as long as the thing sustained itself.

But can you imagine the games that would be made? Assuming you could spend and get back 20 billion every 4 years with reasonably little embezzlement and waste, that's like 100 games with the level of polish of AAA games a year, except now you're not pandering to any sort of lowest common denominator. I'm getting giddy just thinking about it. And at least it's some sort of legacy other than being the richest guy to waste his life in all of history.

And I would totally build some sort of large garden-structure, like trump tower except everything is lush instead of golden.

>>34865035
>I'd buy myself a home, buy my close family a house.
That's understating it. You could buy your ten closest family members and friends their own burj khalifa and still have 70% of your fortune left.

I'd buy a small farm, make the movies I've always wanted to make, and write novels.

I already work on a farm and write novels. No one gives a fuck about them. With 50 billion that's plenty for ad campaigns to buy your attention.

>>34865276
>Keep a low profile so I don't get killed for my money.
When has a supermagnate ever been killed for their money? Those guys could probably die of natural causes 50 years after they were put onto the CIA death list.

Buy a safe take it all out in cash then buy a shit ton of security and guns and live like a dooms day preper neet

>>34870091
That money would disappear fast if you did that stuff.

>>34864064
Buy a gun and shoot myself

i would create 'the cathedral of the fifty billion dollars'
it would be under heavy, heavy guard
it would be publicly accessible, but parishioners would have to pay a fee that pays for upkeep and guards (no profit margins)
on display, behind superglass or whatever the fuck, would be the pile of money (minus the initial costs to create the spectacle)
everyone would be encouraged to worship the money
and ask the money of prayers and so forth

>>34866520
>>34866378
OP what is the goddam sauce

>>34870284
I don't think so honestly. Obviously throwing away 5 billion a year off the getgo would be stupid, but I really believe that you could get out reasonable returns from making the things, especially when you get into making stuff that other people use, like VR or new engines. I wouldn't just throw money onto random development studios, but try to create a skillful and knowledgable organization of my own, like valve. At the very least you could dedicate a part of the budget to patronage, with a larger or smaller portion being the life-supporting revenue stream where you actually run a business.

Keep in mind that 40 billion dollars is basically the net asset worth of activison blizzard, EA and nintendo put together, you would have ridiculous power to throw around, even if you only dedicated a small part of it to this project it would still be absurdly large. And the thing with making amazing games is that when you discover a new manner of design everyone will be soon to copy you, so you will make major advancements for a genre even if you so only made a game for it every other year.

Buy every ticket to a Nickleback concert, then show up with two other dudes that's it in the audience. Then we'd heckle and boo and tell them they suck.

Fill a a fleet of cargo planes with dildos, fill 'em to the brim.

Then bomb the shit out of iraq

I would buy children

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>>34870398

The true choice of a robot.

>>34864099
>donate
what a pathetic cuck
might as well be a beta provider for a stacy if youre gonna throw your money away faggot

Taking this super srs and not fun.

1. Hide & secure myself.
2. Invest 80% in diversified low risk shit.
3. Spend the rest on my health, family, and frivolous nonsense.

I would go to Japan and literally buy up all merchandise of my waifu so that no one else can have her

>>34864064

I'm too boring for this level of money.

>Private skyscraper
>Save friends and family from wagecuckitude
>Buy stupid expensive PC and renderfarm
>Spend most of my time making animated CGI porn
>Fuck 10/10 whores when bored
>Ask my favourite chefs for paid cooking lessons
>Fund production of Warhammer40K movies

>buy some secluded house somewhere
>use the rest to interfere with world politics like Soros does

I'd fuck with the bitcoin markets for a while, donate a bunch to charity and attempt to launch some sort of explosive projectile into one of the clockfaces of Big Ben.

>>34864064
Go undercover, live modestly (alone, casual, not flaunting wealth, play video games a lot) and try various foods/restaurants and video games. Maybe expand my hobbies here and there (and inevitably fail since I'm uncoordinated). Oh, and I would buy a lot of coffee.
I would have the rest of my wealth buried in a hidden vault somewhere far off with a few clues scattered about so they would have to find the wealth instead of being gifted it. My grave would look just like any other so the only person who would find it would be a grave robber or a really desperate scavenger.

I'm set for life and I'm not interested in a family/girlfriend/social life, so I have no reason to blow it.

i would train ninja assassins
to kill every other billionaire on earth

>>34864442
Thank you based Anon
Originally original

>>34864064
buy a fair few apartment complexs, hire people to manage them, buy a nice house and every vintage gibson on the market so no one else can have them and record myself breaking them on camera wearing a fender t shirt

I'd honestly probably start an entire facility dedicated towards the research and further development of advanced AI. I've come to the conclusion that all people are naturally shitty, so creating the perfect AI to dictate the shitty normies seems the only damn way we'll ever have a chance of colonizing other planets. Androids will be a side project, AI needs a way to murder the disobedient after all

>>34864064
Hire the best scientist to make uber virus crispr that spread like flu but give you multiple cancers, that are incurable. Build a bunker, hire people to kill the scientists after first positive test. Spread it to the world. In 2 years 99.999% of humanity will be dead. You have succeeded to become the most important person ever lived because you almost wiped humanity Hitler, Mao and Stalin will look like incompetent children, next to you. Lets face it, non of /r9k/ will have the capacity to be remembered as doing something good for humanity, so might as well go super villain.

>>34864064
I would pay a high class hooker to hold me in her arms while I fall asleep once a week for the night.

>>34864064
Never have to work, and avoid the whole wageslave bullshit while becoming a mega chad

>>34864064
give my family and friends enough to never have to worry again
buy a plot of land and build a house and studio
hire someone to take care of the money for me, invest it etc
live a comfortable life where I can do whatever I want every day

>>34864064
Buy bass guitar and private teachers for 15 years (math, physics, music, art, karate). Also pay for living. I would invest rest and I would donate to somebody everyyear what I earn. I would see what do they do.

>>34864099
Charities are money making scams.

Man my own private militia with Gurkhas and shit then fight around the worrrrllld and beat up the people who run the Grammys and oscars because they are fuckin shit, beat up Pete Hines, beat up Blum and a whole bunch of other people I dislike then create my own country rules by my militia and create jobs for stinky Indonesians and philipiinos as well as having African slaves.
Also titty, my own private brothel

I would do exactly two things.

One, I would fund research into a manufactured virus/bacteria/fungi that completely eradicates marijuana from the earth.

Two, I'd fund research into an effective penis enlargement procedure. It's absolutely bullshit that there's many available things that can SHRINK your penis, but none that effectively grow it.

Any leftover money goes into building a castle for myself and/or funding a moon base.

>>34864064

>Support family and best buddy
>Go to the Moon/Mars/Float in space
>My own private arcade hall
>Mancave with pretty much all of the consoles and handhelds
>Expensive whisky collection and a ridiculous bar
>Force fund companies to make remakes and sequels to my favorite mediums
>Fuck any whore, or any roastie I want, because money talks
>Do a world travel trip or several, see all of that shit, wear a bulletproof vest and hire bodyguards if needed
>Become VIP and meet with intellectuals, people I admire etc.

Maybe let normie shit happen(i.e. start my own family), or maybe force it, I don't know

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Gonna sound boring normie tier but basically
>Buy really nice houses and shit around the world in places I'd like to live
>Buy some cool cars
>Massive gun collection
>learn to fly helicopters
>Buy a bunch of helicopters
>Vacation around the world
>Use my free time I would spend wageslaving to learn cool new skills and languages
>Probably start a YouTube channel to self produce and make cool shit.

>>34864379
I came here to post that, lol. good movie

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Turn my car into the best sleeper ever. im talking max comfy suspension that has more body roll than a boat, but comfy as fuck. thickest sound isolation possible and this with adjustable shocks for stiff ride whenever needed. put the biggest engine in that will fit and tune the fuck out of it but still make it quiet as fuck.
have the whole car stripped, welded and galvanized and resprayed in midnight purple from the highest possible quality. put wider tires on too and all the luxuries such as an automatic transmission, cruise control, leather seats, wood trim interior and many more

>>34864637
Bruv, I'll make an ARG for you for $500. I've made some pretty intense and well known ones.

>>34864064
I would just live a comfy life of playing videos and anime. Make the perfect house for myself. Buy any limited edition video game I want.

Would donate a bunch to twitch girls and patreon girls to get my fix on female interaction.

I might settle down one day and make a girl fall inlove with me (wouldn't be hard with all that money) and maybe start a family.

Basic stuff but it's all I want.

Buy an island somewhere in Alaska. Build a nice, comfy home, plus several utility buildings to be somewhat self sufficient. Pay for amenities and company to be flown in. After that I'd invest some of the money. Probably donate some to charity. That's so much money I wouldn't be able to spend it all in one life time.
All I really want is to be alone and comfy, so if I can use it for that, I'd be content.

>>34864064
Hmm
>put 20 in a medical foundation, working exclusively on what I want (immortality)
>10 b to fund some big uni physics department (named after me)(researching "paraphysics" ie anti gravity, multiverse theory, etc to finally reunite me with muh waifu in the far future)
>hire some tekkies to assemble me a pimped-up VR rig, research the possibility of a computer-neural inteface
>hire a a whole anime studio to produce some 3D models (probably pioneer some non-uncanny graphics)
>put 10 in fusion research and next generation post-silicone computing (brobably outright fund Intel)
>buy some 5b in bonds of Berkshire Hathaway in case times get rough
>put 2 b in bonds and use the ~1-1.2% yields/year (20-24 million) to make a special robot lottery where every month a random kv sub 4/10 robofriend gets ~2 million to modestly live off interest

>>34864064
Two chicks at the same time.

this post is now original

>>34864064
I'd buy a nice cabin in the woods and a bunch of land on it.
Then I'd buy enough food and supplies to last myself years.
I'd then live out my days there. I'd probably find some girl and raise a family there, but I wouldn't do anything crazy.

>>34872605
I agree with this anon.
The plot of land in the woods is all I want.

>>34864360
nice

vordhosbn

First? Take $40 billion, form a company and buy half the stores and restaurants around my suburbs, 4 or so nightclubs in the city, invest the rest into mutual funds, stocks, bitcoin, gold, etc.

Spend a billion or three to buy land and build a skyscraper in Montana. Buy a Blackhawk helicopter, learn how to fly it. Attach a dozen .22 miniguns to the underbelly, set up a bunch of human-sized figures made of tannerite on the 40th or so floor, and buzz the shit out of them.

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>>34872560
Its too late. Im too tired to live much less do something amazing.

In a just world i'd give the riddler a run for his money, make people feel like geniuses everywhere just for participating.

An event of solidarity with things indecipherable to normal fags.

Give an example of what youv done

Maybe be a tiny bit happier, i would still be a worthless NEET in the end anyways

>>34864064
50 billion dollars is way too much money, and those who is given a lot, a lot is expected.

>>34873479
anon are you alright man ?
origano origamo'

Spend 50 billion dollars on buying lots of land so I can protect the ecosystems and hire armed guards to protect the ecosystems from loggers, poachers, etc

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Creating a top-tier network of Universities, Professional school and Vocational school in Africa.

>buy 4chan
>delete /r9k/
You can thank me later

>>34873658
you just want to start an opium farm anon
'

>>34864064
Buy a lot of high terrain land, build a medieval castle on it and under it I would built a nuke bomb shelter a mile underground and have that as my headquarters for my new company of selling bars of soap. My castle will have a moat and many guard dogs with cameras.

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I would create a video game studio and use it to make 10/10 vidya. The studio's main goal would be a detailed, immersive sci-fi MMORPG revolving around space colonization and exploration. I would just idea guy my way through it and hire the best talent in the industry. I would also buy the rights to SMAC from EA so I can make SMAC HD. I might liberate a few other franchises from EA depending on the price.

No excessive marketing eating half the project's budget, no corporate Jews to appease, no casuals to suck up to so I don't go bankrupt.

>>34873727
No, some people genuinely care about the enviroment, that's why real greenies want complete genocide of chinks

>>34873709
what was that you shit head get the fuck off of here no one tells you to come here. fuck you, younlibtard faggot. II hope you have to ride on a horse with a dildo saddle and crows picking out your entrails you idiot.
>greentext JUST LOOK AWAY
/b/ if youre listening we need so eye bleach

>>34864064
Finish my degree debt free.
Buy a house and live with my gf. Nothing out of the fucking world crazy, though. Maybe a million, probably less.
Build some dumb computers with something like 9 Titans in SLI for World of Warcraft I guess. Stupid tech shit, but spend less than $100,000 on computers total.
Decent media room and bedroom.
Trick out kitchen.
Keep food stocked, maybe hire a personal chef.
Buy a nice, but not over-the-top car or two. Maybe get a new Tesla, but that's about it.
Invest in a lot of tech companies, acquire companies etc.
Spend the rest of my life living comfortably, donating spare money to help feed the poor, fight for better schools in inner cities and in the country. Maybe get some bills passed that expand the STEM curriculums in high schools and colleges.
Fund NASA, planned parenthood, and donate to presidential candidates that I can get behind with no strings attached.
Make Half Life 3 and rake in profits.
Push for a STEM based society to hopefully get us off this fucking burning shithole and into space nigga.

Burn down the high school that kicked me out of it. Then pay the people that treated me like shit to get addicted to meth.

Then I guess live life attempting to better society and living modestly, yet in comfort.

Oh, and smoke a metric tonne of weed throughout the course of my life and be the first person in existence to die from THC overdose.

>become NEET for life
>get in shape, eat good/healthy food
>buy a new PC, laptop and phone
>buy a decent apartment and never go outside
>buy a $50-70k car
>buy a bunch of furniture, especially for my bedroom
>give 2 billion to my parents, and redistribute another 1 billion to family members
I'd be the happiest man in the world. All I want is enough money to be a NEET for life.

Probably realistically I would fund a lot of medical research and begin trying to build a space elevator, probably shop around for a few ideas for it and where to place it and what type of town to try to build up around it. realistically probably fund r&d on how to make it even remotely practical to construct it

50 billion is a fucking obscene amount of money. my ideal lifestyle would be having a fuckton of forest property out in the middle of nowhere with a small house. I guess I'd keep a few billion for whatever and give the rest to my family.

>>34873658
Pentti Linkola is that you?

Pay doctors to make a Chad, go full ssteroid and becomes aesthetic. Then save the money and find a qt pure waifu to spend the rest of my life

>>34874047
I just googled Pentti Linkola
BASED
He's definately /ourguy/
We need drastic culling of people in order to save the planet, only normies would disagree

>>34864064
Id ask Kim Kardashian to let me fuck her for a billion dollars.

Rent out a comfortable apartment and do drugs and indulge in my video games and other hobbies until i die.

Any other answer to this might be a normie.

>>34873895
Damn, jokes really get the autists fired up don't they.

>>34864064
Buy a house in Tokyo, and live the dream.

>>34864064
Buy/build a comfy house far away from everything. Somewhere inna woods with a river nearby and being able to see the sunset would be Elder God-tier.
Get a huge library into that comfy house.
Generally make it comfy.
Buy a gun and ammo to defend what's mine and hunt.
Give lots to friends+family, also donate a lot.
Ask my oneitis/close friend if she wants to live together with me.
Hire a few contract killers.
Buy some Russian military 4x4 that will never break down to get me into the city for food and stuff.
Would probably invest lots of it in gold or bitcoin to make it even more so I could keep doing charity things with it.

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>>34874148
unfortunately people are too selfish and quick to cry "fascism!" for the United States (let alone the world) to implement severe birthing restrictions on the population.

>>34864064
Buy a mansion and become a reclusive neet, I don't really have any sort of crazy dreams. At the most I might use it to buy a qt virgin slave/wife and a maid and use the money to cover any tracks and make any problems disappear.

>>34864064
buy Inter FC and disband the club

>>34874333
Complete genocide of chinks would be a great start to saving the planet

I'd buy Slovenia, and live out of my autistic fantasy of creating the Greater Slovenian Empire.

I would probably divide 4 billion under my family, dad, mom, sister. Cousins, aunts and uncles won't get money but if they need help with debts or investments I would pay for those too.

I would also invest in companies and make sure I still have a job for at LEAST 2 days in the week, I would get fucking depressed (fuck off NEETS you know damn well that your lifestyle is an easy recipe for depression).

Get an appartment like the one in the movie Her, live there and just play videogames, watch movies, care for my awesome new dog.

Get a nice girlfriend, keep my wealth from her until like a year has passed and I'm sure she's into me for me and not just for my money. I'd still never get married though, don't want to lose half my fortune to some skank.

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>>34874840
Forgot pic for appartment

>>34874840
>I would also invest in companies and make sure I still have a job for at LEAST 2 days in the week, I would get fucking depressed (fuck off NEETS you know damn well that your lifestyle is an easy recipe for depression).
yeah because NEETS are poor and do nothing, not because they have free time

>>34874911
Yeah well if I don't have a job or school going on I will just stay inside and do nothing all day, my sleeping schedule goes to 4 AM-13PM and if my friends are all hanging out and shit I have to force myself to go there, I know that once I am with those guys it will be fun times but right before I'll tell myself I really don't want to go and that it's going to suck.

i would get revenge, Count of Monte Cristo style, on roasties who rejected me and chads who outperformed me

not kill anyone

just sneakily ruin their reputations and lives and bank accounts

also i would buy a rolex collection and a brand new black with white stripe Camaro ZL1 with and without a drop-top, plus an escalade for snowy weather

apartment in tokyo
house on north shore oahu
mansion in malibu
apartment in manhattan

fix my shitty fucking hairline with the best surgery money can buy

i would turn my homes into the comfiest fucking possible NEET lair that the human mind can imagine

>>34864191
>build myself a nice small house near a peaceful river, and buy goods to last me until I die of old age.
that sounds pretty nice, I'd probably give a good part of it to my family too

>>34874840
Actually I think I'd divide the first 10 billion under my family, I didn't do anything to deserve the 50 billion so I'd probably feel guilty about giving them such a small share.

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>>34864064
>Buy a ranch in around Tennessee or Kentucky
>Buy my dream truck(ford f450)
Buy a huge log cabin and build it on land (hire maids)
>donate 100 million to random people on /r9k.
>buy the worlds most powerful gaming PC
>all games on steam
>fastest internet money can buy
>rig entire house with stereo equipment
>buy cows bcus agriculture land less tax
>get best marijuana possible
>have many sex
>hire moot to make me breakfast.
>buy sheep cus sheep are cool

If only I could aquire those funds.
>pic related, would name him reggie

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>hire hitman to kill me bc i am a pussy
>give all the money to people who had a place in my life no matter what happened
i want them to live their lifes how they wish to and be happy because i can't regardless of waht happens to me

>>34873615
Subjectively no.
Objectively kind of.

>>34864064
I would become a globalist banker and rule the world through money.


Hello Rothschild and Rockefeller.

>>34864064
I would buy an Island and start a Lovecraftian cult. I wouldn't be the cult leader though, I'd find a charismatic Ubermensch for that.

>>34864064
I would pay everyone to grab a brick and smash in the faces of every person of chinese decent especially those scamming taiwanese scum. Cheap imitation bastards are the ugliest subhuman trash on this planet.

>>34864064
I'd play with my boobs and have sex with as many men as I can before I turned back into a male

Lurk in the socioeconomic shadows, letting the fortune grow quietly through investments. I skim off relatively little, enough to make a warehouse workshop/living space for myself in the arts district of my city, and to travel whenever and wherever I want.

I'll stay on the cutting edge of medical procedures and technologies to extend my lifespan until viable relativistic or FTL spacecraft are possible, and then use every cent I have to commission a gigantic personal luxury starliner that's capable of sustaining operation indefinitely off of easy-to-find materials like water. Then, I'm fucking off into space forever.

>>34864064
Finance my own private militia to become a warlord in the Congo, use is to create a powerful industrial nation in central Africa. Become immensely wealthy from the prosperity created from the rule of law while improving the lives of untold generations. The locals will refer to me as Mister Uncle and history will label me as a benevolent dictator.

>>34876114
I've seen the horrors

horrors that you've seen

Get the best personal development coaches, the best fitness instructors, the best dietitians and live in chefs, martial arts instructors, finance advisors, and anyone else I fancied. I'd also build my dream home:

On the top level, a decent mansion on a cliff edge, over the sea.

In the lower levels, secret tunnels lead into a secure bunker, comparable to Fallout. These would descend through the rock of the cliff to an underground harbour, wherein I would park my nuclear sub. I'd also fund/ have a fully armed Metal Gear and the necessary nukes.

I'd also funnel money into renovating ghettos, partly through improving prospects and partly through mercilessly quashing gang activity until only virtuous blacks remained. Probably nuke Africa and destroy ISIS if I could as well.

I would buy the rights on the word "fuck"

>>34864064
Probably buy Ford and close them so that Alphonse guy on /o/ can get cucked.

>>34864099
donating to most charities is basically like burning money

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>>34864064
I would be the George Soros that would have /pol/ saying, "He's /ourguy/"

Instead I'm a filthy plebe.

>>34864064
Decent comfy clothes
A bigger room to spend most of my time in, with other stuff(desks/chairs) to help me focus
Doctors and others to fix/fulfill every health need of me and my family
House for my mom and dad.
A decent, fuel efficient car
A therapist

That's pretty much it, personally speaking. I think I'd use the rest of the money trying to fix homelessness in America and helping out students in debt and shit. Maybe for the former I could build facilities.

Though, 50 billion is a LOT of money so I might build the best and biggest planetarium ever.

>>34864064
why the fuck would i need to invest with 50 billion? it's already enough to allow me to live comfortably for several hundred lifetimes.

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buy 4chan and shut down /r9k/ causing mass suicide for you autists lol

>>34864064
If I had that much money I'd pay doctors millions of dollars to turn me into a girl since then I'd have a >gf

>>34864064
With 49 billion I would mass buy micro-transactions on smartphone apps just for the lulz

1 billion set up my base, fuck bitches etc.

>>34864064
honestly i would give like 4 bil to the humane society, 6 bil to blind and deaf kids, 10 bil to childhood cancer, and the rest on a island, guns, weed, a 5150 and a sun cab, and a fw190

I would donate money to my local church, pay off my friends and relatives ahead of time so they can't mooch off of me without sounding pathetic, and then devote myself to a simple life of wasteful hedonism and surprising philanthropy.

Never something statewide, however. I don't give a fuck about children in California, I give a fuck about children in Ohio. Why should I care about a child I'll never meet, or a friend will never meet?

>What would you do if you had 50 billion dollars?
Build a Trump tower but my name

>>34864064
>50 billion dollars
>anon wants to build an ass shrine
>anon wants to "worship" ass
>anon doesn't even want to fuck

You can't make this shit up. This is why you will never have 50 billion dollars.

>>34864064
I would take on George Soros
Also have a haram of asian trap bois

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>>34871062
>>34871973
>>34876591
>not enjoying those sweet sweet tax breaks

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Well with that sum of money i would buy a huge area of land ( big enough for a city )
I would build high walls around the area, sturdy gates and security
I would then build a futuristic design city with grand buildings and architecture
It would be a modern day marvel, the design would be grand and it would have statues of people who i find inspiring throughout history
I would make factories, artisan shops etc to make the city fully self sufficient, extra income would come from trade with outside world, that trade would then be funneled back into the city
The city would have visitor passes for sale to people from week to a month, there would be artificial beaches, grand parks on rooftops, fountains, (the statues mentioned before) etc small things to spice the place up
Most of the manual labor would be automated through the use of modern technology, citizenship to the city would be obtainable by having a degree to important jobs to the city (doctors etc), the rest can ("buy their way in") by paying for a house within the city + admission fee
I might add some theme park kind of thing to some sector of the city where the tourists can have a blast, i would also place the city in an area where i can legalize prostitution and low risk narcotics
It would be a city that puts Babylon to shame, only the highest class of prostitutes would be allowed to sell their services in the city, they would be regularly tested and well trained by some older lady of the night, artisans of needed crafts would be valued citizens and would receive some kind of incentives to come join the city
All illegal entrees would be made to disappear and their remains would be flushed to a river, some discreet security company could handle all that, also crime would not be tolerated within the city, criminals would be made to disappear as well
Once the city is up and running i would focus my efforts to getting enough funds to start another city, city by city i would spread across the globe

I would pay Ciara $50 billion to be my Internet gf. Not joking.

blow it all like a cunt

>>34879211
I'd pay her 5 sugar cookies and a pat on the head, she doesn't need or deserve more than that.

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>>34872069
nice memes
oreegianao

>>34879009
>All illegal entrees would be made to disappear and their remains would be flushed to a river
you could just.. you know.. ask them to leave. Is your town going to ban colors as well?

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>>34879465
>Ask them to leave m8
And then what? they go back to tell the others "yeah no biggy they just toss you out if you caught, lets try again"
No thank you, not in my city, in my city are those who earned their place in it, to live in my city is a privilege, not a right that's why it is completely owned by me (apart from the housing and rented areas where artisans etc may do their jobs)
Every citizen will know that the city has no chill when it comes to unlawful actions, also there is no need to steal shit in the city, all those who live there will be given chance to make income, if none are vacant we give them chance to start a new business they believe will get them income
Innovation will be encouraged and funded by the city, the people who do not want to stay in the city are welcome to sell their housing in the city and leave, in a city as safe and grand as mine the spots will be well sought after
I would probably have drones, some robots on tracks and cameras keep a watchful eye on the city with patrols etc, only private housing and special areas would be surveillance free (toilets etc)

>>34864064
>I would pray to it, worship it, make sacrifices to it.

...w-what would you sacrifice...?!

>>34864429
>Have more money than you could possibly spend unless you're a dumbass
>Invest it
The point of investing is to get rich, so what's the point when you already have more money than you need?

>>34879705
What if they enter illegally but earn their right to stay.. like you find out your right hand man Raul is an illegal, then what do?

I would give some to my family, use some of it on charitable actions, and spend the rest living in isolation playing battlefront

>$5 billion to buy my dream innawoods property, a small bunker, farm, workshop, self sustaining, etc. and enough to live on for the rest of my life pursuing various hobbies and living off the land
>$45 billion in gold

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>>34880243
Then i will have a few choice words with the head of security, Raul gets to keep his job but at the cost of telling his method / route of entry to the city which will of course be patched
Eventually all the methods will be exhausted and the city will be secure, and if the same head of security is found incapable of doing his job with securing the city the he is found guilty of treason and will disappear and be replaced by someone more competent
His inefficient security would lead me to believe there is corruption in the system which would lead me to start internal affairs kind of thing that hunts down corrupt members of the city which help illegals to leak in
Their punishment would not be as lenient as mere disappearance, they would suffer first for a long long time for betraying the city and abusing their citizenship status to leak in leeches
I would also start propaganda broadcasts telling citizens to turn in any illegals they find within the city for a very tempting reward, false accusation would lead in penalties (nothing too severe so others won't hesitate to turn people in)

>>34880411
>45 billion in gold
Fucking why, to invest it?

Even a few million would set you for life.

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>tfw having 50 billion dollars would make you the richest man in the world which means that everyone would have their eyes on you
>can't indulge in your sick fantasies without everywhere on the news reporting that you're a massive pervert.
My multi-billion dollar sex palace will never be a dream come true.

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What do you care what media thinks of you if you own for example a whole island where you live in your harem palace surrounded by servants and concubines?
>Turns on TV, some outraged female reporters is spouting how the richest guy in the world is a perv who lives in a sex paradise island and has harem of concubines
>Every guy on earth with a healthy libido is watching footage of you pounding your concubines by the pool while being jealous of you
"Ouch, my feelings~~ concubines to me i am emotionally breached!"
>proceed to get comforted by as many concubines you can handle for the day while eating whatever food you can imagine and drinking the finest quality alcohol
Darn it, sounds so awful :,(

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>Buy a cadillac CTS-V
>buy a new phone
>get my best friend out of debt
>put 50% of it in a savings or bond acc for children if I die
>Open up a dog shelter
>donate to local schools
>open up a gym and have a cheap membership
>move to washington after serving 8-12 years in the corps
>buy a nice comfy home
>Love my friends and family
>pay to have feminists assassinated
>buy new clothes

>>34864114
I saw some tv show where they calculated the cost of building an average pyramid to around 10 billion dollars so you could build a massive fucking pyramid with that kind of money.

I'd actually start giving a shit about my health
probably hire a dietitian and personal trainer
I would start taking violin lessons
eventually, I'd probably go back to college to learn whateverthefuck

>>34864099
>donate most of it

I'd "donate" it to my family.

>build underground mega base in remote part of the world
>make a show like the movie 13 sins
>give a contestant incriments of money to warp thier morality amd see how far they go
>buy a buncha weebshit and jack off allday
You know just something simple

>>34879876
Semen if i had to guess

>>34864064

>Buy a remote castle in europe
>Fill it with whores.
>Spend the rest of my life getting fucked senseless by said whores.

would create and be the leader of a cult... being able to control someone mentally really gets my shit going. thats all i need to be happy forever

>>34864064
First set up a base of operations. Multi-level Penthouse in New York with a helipad. Insane kitchen, gym, theater, several fire places, library, and lounge areas. Setup home office with direct fiber connection to the nyse and several highend computers all with bloomberg terminal subscriptions to manage investments. Purchase helicopters, planes, and rent a hanger at a near by airport. Buy a bunch of land in colorado with an airstrip, solar farm, and self sustaining eco-ranch with bunker built into the side of a mountain. Armory and medical facility as well. Buy a few more luxurious properties in my favorite places on earth. Hire personal trainers, chefs, and teachers to make sure I continue to better myself and get into peak mental and physical state. Hire 100s of assistants and managers from high end universities to help oversee personal and business operations.

>>34882801
Build a reputation for extreme employee wellness and work life balance focus. Disproportionately reward loyalty from employees. While employees are not directly helping me their only responsibility is to spend 14hrs a week researching possible investment opportunities, thinking of new areas for us to improve in, or possible recruits that we would want to add to our organization.

>>34882818
Create an empire that I can run remotely and do whatever I want. $50 billion is so much I won't even have to get hookers, beautiful women would be constantly throwing themselves at me for the off chance to get knocked up by a billionaire. Little would they know that i had already got a vasectomy. After I lived my long and storied life i'd go on r9k find a worthy robot heir and bequeath my enormous fortune to him.

>buy small house
>pay for maid service
>likely live alone for the rest of my life just playing video games.

>>34864064
>What would you do if you had 50 billion dollars?
get a lab transplanted 3 foot dick.

proceed to kill every prostitute and whore that I hired.

>>34864203
>thinking all of the shit you mentioned costs 10 billion or even a tiny fraction of that
wew lad

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Don't you idiots realise what kind of world changing effects 50 billion dollars can make?

>Pay for The Wall - 15
>Buy an army (of many mercenaries/privateer companies) - 15
>Use said army to defeat ISIS, claim their land, solar farm, house refugees, etc. - 2.5
>May as well liberate some of Africa (education, water, democracy, condoms, vaccines) - 5
>Donate to Elon Musk - 3
>Use my influence to preach against the cultural marxism trend - 0
>Make the west great again (literature, poetry, philosophy, sports, FREE SPEECH) - 0
>Get Peter Jackson to remake The Hobbit and into one movie because holy fuck those were awful - 1
>Sponsor lots of sport/athletic events/competitions for the youth - .5
>Try to clean up the environment - 2
>Have my favourite bands play for my harem and I every so often - 1
>Meet as many famous and intellectual people as possible - .1

And of course have a few billion left over to live the rest of my life in luxury on a big island full of beautiful women

>>34872531
Not to shit on your Suzuki waifu, but you know you can buy a new car instead

Or like, hundreds of them

>>34883178
For how long could you hire a private army to conquer Syria and hold their land? That land is worthless, without trained oil savy engineers, you wont be able to pay them forever. and that land wont sustain itself.

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>>34864064
I would play NASA because fuck you we should have been on mars 1999

With the money spent on rockets light modifications allow for both lunar and Martian exploration. Sell moonrocks and Mars rocks mine the moon for rare earth elements

Once I'm done with this I'd chill with musk,

Would also fund the CAF get all those planes flying again, pull keep birds wreck outta Greenland restore to flight. Get a B-36 flying because luls.

Everything else use it to fund new technology's and fight climate change I guess?

The entire Australian Defence Forces budget is around 30 billion, with 50 billion I could probably raise an army with a size similar to that of the ADF.

Then I would go to the Middle East and destroy ISIS and the """Free Syrian Army""", then hang around a bit spending money to fix any collateral damage, fix roads and all that good stuff.

If I somehow have money left after that I'd travel Australia helping homeless or struggling people.

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>>34864064
All that money..
>Go to the chick I fell in love with
>Ask her to be with me before she finds out about my newly found riches
>If she says yes live a life with her and my money
>If she says no, then I'll go my way creating a heaven on earth and make sure she sees my success
>Do this to the point she's begging for me to take her
>If I can't have her for just love and that cunts a gold digger then I want her to feel pain
>I hate love

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>>34883178
>Wanting to help the planet
What are you, Gay? Just let the world burn.

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>Make one of those artificial chinese islands
>let the chinese use it as a radar base to get free protection and immunity
>bribe upper level politicians so that I can buy qt lolis from around the world and turn it a sex island
>fund right wing protest groups and death squads around the world
>cause many happenings in western countries
>get right wing govt's elected in the western world
>fund my own gaming company that makes comfy custom rpg games every year


Thats just the beginning

I would freeze my sperm. Then get a vasectomy