Has your assigned girlfriend arrived yet?

They forgot to assign me one...

Am still waiting. Can be any day now.

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>>34862123
My assigned girIfriend will arrive any day now.

I wouldn't want this even if it could happen.

She'd never really love me.

>>34862123
yeah i fucking wish

kill me please

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>>34862123
I've signed the documents, but there's been a 5-day delay, must've forgotten about me.

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>>34862123
sorry kid i already got one....

>>34862888
>grows 600% times its size!
THICC

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>tfw you will never repopulate the world with misaki

>>34862123
no, where do i sign up to be assigned to a bf

>>34862123
Daily reminder that your assigned girlfriend wouldn't ever truly love you and would probably cheat on you even if was illegal

Such a thing doesn't currently exist...so no, not yet.

Autists aren't assigned into the repopulation program, so no.

>>34862123
>tfw you will never live in a country where this happens
>tfw you will never live a comfy life as government property being assigned to lonely wojaks and making them feel happy

>>34862123
as nice as that sounds it seems to statist for me

I want a voluntary gf ;-;

>>34864080
>girl likes you a lot
>too shy to approach you
>volunteers for the program and requests to be assigned to you

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>>34862123
not posting superior original version.

>>34864590
This is fantastic

Originalio kekerino

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>>34864590
Truly the best pepe+wojak comic

>>34864590
That's not very nice. I like OP's version better.

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>>34862123
No way. Knowing the government, they'll give me a fat roastie.

Fuck the Man.

>>34862123
Yes but they did it in dream form last night, it must save money or something.

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>>34864590
DELET THIS -_-

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