Fembot thread

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i wish i was emotionally dead

if pick is you I'd fuck you

-signed, apenisowner

>>34856712
Please don't sexualize her.

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i miss her. dearly. she was the one person who actually gave me a chance, who didn't look at me as some pathetic idiot or creep. i miss you goldie...

>>34856828
I don't who that is, we're you two friends?

>>34856828
man jaw big time.

>>34856855
She was a dyke attentionwhore.

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Femanons, explain why you're worthy of being my gf.

If I had a bf he would be the most spoiled bf ever
I would be the cutest prettiest girl for him to show off
Shower him with affection and loyalty
Hold hands and cuddle and kiss
Share ice cream sundaes on our dates
Have our phone backgrounds to match

But this is not for me
I don't think I'll ever meet a guy worthy
I just want to castrate a guy in his sleep and stab him in the stomach multiple times

>>34857663
WAIT A MINUTE WERE YOU THE GUY WHO STARTED THE"post the most unflattering picture of yourself" THREAD LAST NIGHT?!

>>34857696
>I don't think I'll ever meet a guy worthy

Well shit, guess we have a goddess on our hands.

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>>34857718
YES ISN'T THAT CRAZY

>>34856552
Stop posting my daughter, I will contact the proper authorities.

>>34857696
are you in texas? im here originally

>>34857696
These statements are kind of conflicting don't ya think.

The bottom part is more your style. We need to work some of that anger out of you.

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if i had a gf i would love her and cuddle her but i would still be kind of a dick and tease her but she'd understand i was just playing around. she'd fuck with me too and we'd get along and try to read the latest jojo scans to spoil the other person.

that or somebody who will just let me have physical contact with her please

>>34857758
She just said you are unworthy of her love.

>tfw period cramps
Suffering.

>get banned from omegle for no reason

I was gonna go on tommorow in hopes of finding someone to share valentine's day with.

Fuck this gay earth I literally can't have anything

And no I'm not a fembot

>>34856552
Is eliza the postergirl for these things now

>>34857858
Shitpostergirl

>>34857858
I mean it's the only picture I have related to fembots for this thread. I just saved it because I think she looks really beautiful in it.

Just had a weird revelation. I've been imagining myself with my oneitis doing cute things together while lying in my bed alone for a few years now. Like I feel good fantasizing these little vignettes. Now I just tried imagining myself doing this, like looking at it from the outside, and I realized how sad and pointless it is. And it just stopped. I'm more in reality and it feels a bit better.

>>34857903
Fembots are alone because their oneitis doesn't want them
Robots are alone because nobody wants them

>>34857892
She appears everywhere now, what a pain

>>34857954
I talked to her on omegle today, not sure if she was on for long though.

>>34857696
W-what do you want, oh great goddess?

s-s-simmer down nah lass, you get too worked up

I almost feel compelled to help you

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>>34857987
and she joins discords
Looks like she's back on r9k for a while again, enjoying the attention probably

>>34858018
I can't see myself leaving, I'm basically addicted to this place.

>>34858018
No idea what any of that shit is, I just came here for the yucks.. who knew what this was going to turn into.

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>>34858044
>hmm
Is that you ciara?

>>34856828
it's like looking into a genderbending mirror

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>>34856552
Guys ciara came through! She gave me a amazon giftcard for my picture, she is best girl after all! Also I didn't kill myself on new years, surprise!

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>>34856552
Enough of these "fembot" threads
Females are living life on tourist mode. Lurking this board is no exception.

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>>34856552
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
YOU AND YOUR SMELLY CLAMS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
YOU CAN NEVER BE LIKE US
EVER
FUCK OFF AND GO TO HELL

>>34858114
Good for you! I liked your pic, nice to hear you are recovering! Please don't scare us like that. I knew you would get your 30 dollaroos.

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>>34856552

I've been having a rough time without a girlfriend recently. It would be nice to talk about the crushing loneliness that I feel...

>>34858132
ohhh.. they are reawrl alright.

Hell hath no fury

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>Your life will never be easy as that of a femanon

>>34858114
Wow! Depression subsides, you will get help, nice to hear you are still with us. And oh, prize money? Whoop whoop nigga! Go gettem.

>a little jealous of robots on Valentine's because I would rather save my money and stay home doing homework
>know that if I said that to one he'd flay me alive

>>34858132
This, females can't be robots.

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>>34858114
This is fake. Don't fucking joke about this guy, he killed himself. Just stop, it is inappropriate, even for this meta website. Life isn't a fucking game dude. Stop. It isn't funny, it isn't cute.

How does one find gf?

>>34858252
As opposed to going out with your bf?

>>34856692
For what purpose?
Its agonising pretending to be happy/excited/thrilled when inside you're an empty husk.

>>34858296
Who is 'this guy'?
robot stop muting me

>>34858350
Well, you're only empty because your mad and you can't feel anything else.

I can attest to that its fucking shitty, you won't let yourself feel anything else. Obviously its not that simple but that's sort of where you gotta start.

>>34858338
I gotta cook him something.
Ended up too late to make reservations anywhere.

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>>34858354
NO I STAKED OUT THIS THREAD FIRST

>>34858384
Cannot
Be
Robots

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>I was looking for a gf because I have only had bfs but am way more attracted to women then men
>women never like me though so this is really fucking difficult
>I found a girl and was really excited to find a girl who is actually similar to me and is into me
>then we are texting and she mentions "hrt"
>I look it up
>that means hormone replacement therapy
>wew lad
>she is actually a trap
I am actually really conflicted right now. We have went on a couple dates but I'm not sure how I feel about this at all

>>34858474
I mean, I'd you're attracted to feminine people, but you're straight/bisexual maybe you should try it?

>>34858474
I can see nothing but benefits if they're passable

>>34856552
i think i'm starting to enjoy the lone femanon life? iunno, i'm 21 and haven't seriously dated anyone since middle school (i know, i know, but he was my first love). last relationship i was in was my first time dating another girl, and she ended up being abusive and controlling. she wanted to do things i wasn't ready for :/

>>34858562
>tfw a man will die alone because of this woman's choice

>>34858562
Not a robot, you don't belong here, kill yourself, etc.

>>34858584
you're right, i'm new here. lemme go get the razors.

>>34858519
>>34858520
I wanted to have a girlfriend who I could finger and we could do gay things like use double ended dildos and stuff and I could tease her with vibrators and such.
Plus in person she is not completely passable, her pictures I thought she had boyish features but noone is perfect so I was like whatever.
In person she looks mostly androgynous but has a bigger sized nose that gives it away pretty well but she also has really cute feminine eyes.
I wanted to experience being in a relationship with someone who has a pussy and actually look and be like wow I have a girlfriend, it is possible to find a female who actually wants some form of actual romance with me
It is conflicting

>>34858620
post stream
original suicide

>>34858660
i swear i would but my shitty laptop can't handle it. as luck would have it, it would crash just as i start to bleed out, y'know?

>>34858708
post timestamped cuts then
i know you cut yourself on a regular basis

>>34856828
sally draper?

>tfw no dominant but motherly chubby fembot gf

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>tfw no qt fembot gf

bloxitybloxblox

>>34859032
that's a pretty fuckin cute gondola.

Women can be robots, but it has to be a decision they make.

Men, however, can have it forced on them by fate.

>tfw no one wants a chubby euro gf

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>>34859043
Thanks. I saved it from a Gondola thread a while back

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https://clyp.it/xeuxx5p5

>>34859138
>not wanting a euro gf

It is every American's dream

REQUESTING AUSTRALIAN GF
adelaide here lol

>>34858783
nah, i quit doing that years ago. don't even have any scars.

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I'm so upset bc it's been 4 months since I saw oneitis last time and I miss him so fucking much, and my orbiter wants to hang out with me tomorrow but I'm not in the mood. .

Pic related

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>>34859171
EYE CATCHING IMAGE FORGOTTEN PLZ BE MY GF

>>34859138
>>tfw no one wants a chubby euro gf
be my gf pls

>>34859138
tfw i don't live in europe. Australia is the worst country to find a stinky neet gf in. Too low population.

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>>34859164
This may not be the best advice but oh well.

Fuck it, own that shit.

Thrive on it. If you feel like a monster when you go out, be a fucking monster. Delight in how uncomfortable you make people. Take pleasure in spreading bad cheer. Smile at people when you do something dickish like cut in front of them.

Its a stupid line of bullshit that everyone can be a ray of fucking sunshine. Some of us are just bad people and instead of thinking of it as a negative, think of it as an endless source of entertainment as normal people who still believe the "be nice to everyone" meme have no power over you because you simply do not care about their feelings beyond how you can hurt them to amuse yourself.

>>34859138
lots of people do including me. pls post contact info

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>>34856552
>No crab bucket posters

>>34859370
i guess the thing keeping me from doing that is the desire to not feel threatening to anyone
i like friends, i want to have friends, i don't want to perturb them with my presence.

>>34859164
>she looks like she could be my sister
fuck

>>34859482
You can have friends and still be a massive asshole. I'm one and I do.

All hyperbole aside I'm sure you have plenty of redeeming qualities. The trick to life is not to bury your maybe....less appealing quirks to make people like you. Its to find people who like you despite them. My tendency to be a massive asshole to people unless given a reason not to be is offset by other things and I get to have my cake and eat it too.

If nothing else, you have a pretty nice voice, which goes a long way.

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I have to work tonight and it's gonna be hell, since it's Valentine's day. Oh well, atleast it's not a long shift.

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>>34856828
Wow who is that. I hope she likes girls because my god I want

i'm going to spend valentines putting on nice underwear and masturbating to my husbando


i wish he was real and that we could fall asleep together

>m-maybe she is waiting for it to be valentine's day to skype back

I doubt it

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>>34859990
Who is your husbando?

Originally!

>>34859990
>>34860034
it's probably the cowboy from overwatch
fuck that fembot

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>>34860022
I know that feel, my friend. Every guy does at some point.

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>>34860034
i have a huge folder but i always have trouble finding the perfect pic of him
>>34860045
reaper is cute but he isn't husbando tier
if i wanted to meet someone like mccree i would just leave my house

>>34860093
Are you the fembot that takes pics of the skinny guy at ur school
Either way post him

>>34859138
I do, but you have to become bulimic.

>>34860128
i don't go to school anymore
do you mean my husbando?

>>34856552
women can't be robots 4324

>>34858161
THIS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ORIG

[email protected]

looking for qt neet girl to talk to.

>>34858223
fembots deserve it

they deserve nothing but happiness and bliss

they shouldn't suffer like us pathetic tobot betas

>>34860284
>Not being inured to the pain by now
>not actually enjoying the daily torture that is life

You're pathetic.

>>34856552
More like attetion whore thread amirite?

Get the fuck out.

>>34856828
I believe this woman and I would make attractive offspring.

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>tfw no bf
>tfw no friends
>tfw every cell of your body is screaming at you to get high again
>tfw caught something and can't just sleep through the day because you're having fever dreams again

>>34861675
I Know this feel except I don't do drugs so my days are just extremely boring. I just exist with no real purpose or enjoyment.

>>34861675
not fembot but pictures of people with dead eyes like that seem alot like how I feel most days

>>34857592
>man jaw big time
You gay Anon

>>34861675
please post contact info I will be your bf

>>34861709
I quit and moved back home a few weeks ago. Every fiber of my being has been crying out for drugs ever since. The worst part of being sick is how it fucks with my head because it makes all my usual pastimes a lot harder. I have trouble keeping my thoughts coherent when I'm like this.
>>34861723
Me too. The lights are on but nobody's home. That's the kind of expression I get a lot when I'm trying to think about something. Just dead inside.

>>34861675
ADELAIDE

(ORINGALAG)

>>34861731
You can probably do better. I've done disgusting things to get high.
>>34861744
No, but my cousin lives there.

>>34859164
I googled what you said, assuming it was some quote from a book or a film or something.
Apparently it isn't.

If that's really how you feel, that sounds horrible, god I wish I could just hug you.

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There are no girls on r9k

Just a bunch of dudes, and some of those dudes like to role play as girls

Prove me wrong

>>34861774
I don't care please post info.

>>34861875
Here's the email I use for here. Don't expect much when I'm this sick, though. [email protected]

I want a Euro fembot gf who wants to do MDMA or a flip with me but only the American fembots are druggies

life is struggle

>>34861887
Where abouts do you live fembot? And why are you on here? You seem normal

>>34862018
Ontario. I'm on 4chan because I'm pretty much always been here. I'm not good with people and I found it when it was new. It's the only place I even kind of fit in anymore.

>>34862041
My oneitis lives in Ontario........

>tfw no fembot valentine

>>34862041
yo I'm in Ontario too. leafbots in every thread

>>34862165
Where in Ontario?
>>34862198
I guess the same question for you. day of the rake when

>>34856552
>have five assignments due
>midterm at the end of the week
>need to speak to professors to get summer research internship
>feeling really depressed since my friends all abandoned me
>>>>>>>>MY FUCKING GENITALS START LEAKING BLOOD AND CUNT SLIME

R E A L L Y


My fucking roommate has no periods. I'm jealous.

>>34856692
Same familia.

>>34862276
samefag
>>34862222
>>34862198
>>34862165
What up, Ontariofags? Who here U of Melodramatic Posturing to Compensate for Personal Failur- I mean U of T? Or just Toronto in general?

>>34862222
>>34862284
I live in Toronto

>>34862198
(me)

>>34862284
I was in Toronto until about 3 weeks ago.

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>>34856828
my dick is diamonds right now, she is so fucking adorable

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>>34862222
>DAY OF THE RAKE
fucking lost it

Honestly whenever I browse /pol/ it's always fucking leafs.

>>34862301
Why come, anon?

>>34862297
What part, anon?

>>34862405
>Why come, anon?
Why I left? Without getting into all the backstory, I was completely broke so I had to move in with my parents again. They don't live in Toronto.

>>34862405
>What part, anon?
the beaches. bout 20 mins from downtown by streetcar

>>34862276
Do you ever have sex to relieve stress?

>>34862441
Oh, I thought you meant you were visiting, and I was asking why.

That sucks anon, I'm sorry. You'll be okay, I hope.

>>34862487
Oh sick, my brother is moving there.

I heard they were planning on technically making it a part of Scarborough for municipal representation reasons, but no one wanted to live in Scarborough, even if just bureaucratically.

>>34862505
>me
>have sex
>ever
Nice meme, friend.

>>34862552
I could see them creep Scarborough a bit into the upper beaches up on Kingston Rd near Vic park. but I'm right down near queen so that wouldn't affect me.

it's bretty comfy here but surprised that your brother would move here. it's like 1 million for a semi bungalow with 60 year old plumbing and wiring

>>34862635
>Scarborough a bit into the upper beaches up on Kingston Rd near Vic park

These are also the names of places near me, but I live in an entirely different country.

I got excited there for a moment.

>>34862635
>wouldn't affect me
Lucky you, anon. ;)

>surprised

Loaded Chads gonna Chad.

I love him but he legit says stuff like "if you start lifting, you won't feel depressed".

Fembot threads don't belong here.

I go to lolcow all the time, and it's just women being the heartless monsters that they are.

>>34862659
Canada is like someone fucked up the aspect ratio of England and replaced all the culture with coffee and pastries.

I'm from London, Ontario. It's like the Great Value version of real London's east end. Complete with serial killers.

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Do you think a fembot has sensitive nipples?

>>34856828
Stop orbiting girls on the Internet, Thomas. Seriously, you could just put all that energy and time into something else more productive.

>>34863110
>Thomas is literally incapable of landing a fembot gf or even nudes despite all this effort

lmao, worse than that Charlie chink.

>>34858132
I wanted to give these threads a shot, but honestly it's all just vapid shit. This desu, now I'm outta here.

>>34859032
No femanon is worth it.

I go to female-oriented places all the time to remind myself how awful women are.

Reminder that all the "cute" ones are flatchested un-feminine girls with no ass that think they deserve Ryan Gosling because they are skinny.

>>34862692
This.
Woman can't love you.

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I want to hurt a fembot.

>>34863318
Just browsing threads I can tell:

>They all support feminism
>They all lean left politically
>They all want AND EXPECT male models for boyfriends
>They all RRRRRRREEEEEEE like a motherfucker any time a guy says what he likes in a girl
>But they all also hate male feminists for being "fake"

And 50% have fake rape stories for victim points.

Once again, there's no such thing as a fembot and you're dumb for believing it. Unless of course someone posts a timestamped pic I'll assume I'm right

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>tfw no husbando

oreganooo

>>34863467
Hell, I'll take a pair of tits in a bra with a timestamp (preferrably webm, .jpg is too easy to fake).

Of course there are no women here and the ones that do want to try and hold it over us.

>>34863507
Are you a girl? If yes, I will be your husbando. I will love you and always want you to be happy. :)

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>>34863598
Are you pic related ?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34863318
My mom loves me and I'm 100% sure she is a woman :^)

>>34863776
N-no, I am not...

>>34863776
That's not real ya bundle of sticks so they can not be that.

>>34862876
You should suckle on my tits until I cum. A deal's a deal, right?

>>34864140
>my tits
Post ya man titties.

anyone else gonna do one of those embarrassing waifu dinner date things

>>34859164

Jesus christ fuck off roastie there's literally 500 men here who would be your boyfriend including me but you would reject all of us guaranteed fuck off fuck off fuck off!!!!!

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>>34864308
People really don't do stuff like that unironically right?

>>34864349
well i didn't get these flowers for myself

>>34864489
>not giving them to your mom
Why ?
>not buying yourself flower
I bet you don't like gardening aswell.