Tinder screenshot thread

>>34856185
>tfw shaved armpits for the first time today
>might be gay but could care less
Feels and smells amazing desu

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>>34856185
What the fuck is this? Who would fuck these whales?

>>34856457
She looks like a fat man without makeup

>>34856185
ayy I'm from austin. Too bad all the girls here all fucking look like that.

>>34856185
>collar
clearly a ho

>>34856185

Looks like she needs a daddy to fuck her rough and call her a worthless cunt.

Make her cry, OP.

>>34856185
ladybois should remove all hair from the cheekbones down

>>34856612
PLEASE RESPOND
PLEASE
I BEG YOU

>>34856185
am I the only one who isn't turned off by armpit hair. it's not appealing sure but it's about as natural as muff bush, whatever man.

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I have the truth right here.

>>34856878
really gets the ol' melon going

>>34856878
u are a cunt m8

>>34856830
I actually think its a huge turn on. I wish I could find a hairy gf desu

>>34856878
Wtf dude whyy

>>34856878
AH FUCK. And she's sick, too.

>>34856878
Nigger cucks in my ass

>>34856878
oh fuuuuck you dude you shit ass fucktwink gaystained piece of fagget

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>>34856878
Et tu Brute originales??

>>34856878
fucking reee ree tooo

>>34856878
Haha oh man what a guy

Fuck you man

ayyy op we go to the same school

i got a match today and she wanted to cheat on her bf but i couldn't today so she unmatched me

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Here's a 10/10 tinder girl

Not gonna lie, Tinder has truly shown me that beautiful women truly are a rare commodity, most of the world is painfully average looking

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>>34856185
this is tequilafunrise, who has a semi popular IG account.

>>34856878
cocksucking FAGGOT

>>34857734
She's seems like a fun person.

>>34857745
go on bumble and prepare to cry. Tinder is for sluts and bumble is where the hotties go

>>34857854
>a tinder where men aren't allowed to message first
i might as well stay on tinder, i never message first anyways

>>34857882
Almost all of them write "hey" and that's it, but it is an issue. After 24 hours of matching you're unmatched automatically if the convo doesn't start on both ends. From my experience stop swiping once you have about 5 matches. I did some tests with myself and a chad. Even if we both got 20 matches in a day only a handful would respond. It's better to drag it out. It also seems like it's not as busy as tinder. So even if you get matched up the girl might no longer come on.

Another good one is clover. Seems more like what people from here would want.

>>34857734
calling bullshit, that apple clearly doesn't fit

I've thought about opening up a tinder but i'm not looking for someone to just have a one night stand with.
I just want to casually date to find someone I like without feeling obligated to participate in hookup culture.
Is tinder just for fucking or can i actually find a nice girl? (i'm a boy)

>>34856878
you should unironically probably consider suicide

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>>34857734
I mean come on... she HAD to have seen at least one instance of this at 26.

>>34857949
People have nice stories about Tinder, people have shit stories about Tinder, probably depends on you, and your luck.

If you live in a heavily populated metropolitan area though I'm sorry because finding a match is like finding fucking gold if you're not 11/10 sculpted like Michelangelo's David.

>>34856878
Y tho. That's not even original.

>>34856878
Fuck you.

Forty days and forty nights
I waited for a girl like you to come and save my life
All the days I waited or you
You know the ones who said I'd never find someone like you

You are out of my league
All the things I believe
You were just the right kind
Yeah, you are more than just a dream
You are out of my league
Got my heartbeat racing
If I die don't wake me
'Cause you are more than just a dream

From time to time I pinch myself
Because I think my girl mistakes me for somebody else
And every time she takes my hand
All the wonders that remain become a simple fact

You are out of my league
All the things I believe
You were just the right kind
Yeah, you are ore than just a dream
You are out of my league
Got my heartbeat racing
If I die don't wake me
'Cause you are more than just a dream

You are out of my league
All the things I believe
You were just the right kind
Yeah, you are ore than just a dream
You are out of my league
Got my heartbeat racing
If I die don't wake me
'Cause you are more than just a dream

>>34856185

>>34856830
i have no problem with the armpits
the piecing are a different story though

>>34856878
you fuckin cunt

>>34856878
Reply

Origiwonk

>>34856185
Ayy what's up fellow UT robot
>>34856492
The fuck? Austin is full of qts.

>>34856878
Fuck you nigger kys faggot fuck

>>34858366
Witnessed and sang along.

>>34856878
Faggot NIGGER kkkkkkkk

>>34856878
What the heck, dude? No more of this

>>34856878
Don't bother reading this clickbait shit.

>>34856878
You got me. Oregano.

>>34856878
These posts should get banned. Also

DELET THIS

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>>34860638
Why are you shits so retarded?
reply to this post or your mother will die from cancer

>>34860788
Wow do you enjoy sucking cocks you fuck face?

>>34856878
not me mum phaggot op

>>34860788
FROM HERE ON FORTH I CALL ON THEE, IMMUNITY CAT TO PROTECT MEE

>>34856878
Reply to this comment within 30 seconds or YOUR mom will die in her sleep tonight.

>>34860788
Joke's on you faggot, my mom already died of cancer

>>34860788
Hold on that worse than dying in her sleep

>>34856878
fucking degenerates

JEST STOP FECKING NIGGER

>>34856878
Why wud u du dis