Imoutos

>>34855722
Good job Pat, also do you and em have what you will tell your sister planned out

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>tfw sister died when I was little, and now have little to no memories of her

Kill me now desu

Anal.... First yo

>>34855749
Not in terms of sitting down with her and having a serious discussion, no. She still plans on telling our sister she kissed me on Valentine's day, I guess what happens next will depend on our sister's reaction.

>>34855884
"I kissed pat on Valentine's day." *pause* "And then he fugged my butt :P"

>>34855884
you two will need to have that discussion some day

I wish all the luck and strength to onii-chans/imoutos here who are struggling to keep up with their better halfs this Valentines

Gone for 5 fucking minutes and everyone's gone
Anyways, we talked I apologized for everything, told him I know I've apologized before but this is the last time I'm apologizing for this because I'm dropping it, and I don't need therapy I was just in a tough spot mentally going through some new things. I asked if he knew something I could do to get out of the house, something I could be interested in and he said maybe work at a daycare, it's more for me than cashiering and maybe I could find a friend
So for now goals:
>Make a friend
>Apply for daycare there's one a few blocks down so that's the most obvious choice, I worked at an after school thing with kids younger than me so maybe that'll help, for some reason the staff at my school liked me, maybe I could go there if I get desperate
>Talk to K about our relationship, see what page he's on
And I misspoke earlier, yes he's my best friend, I just worded it funny

>>34856274
>Make a friend
We're your friends

You're gonna be a great mom someday

The pat/em train is headed for destruction. It's been like that since the start.

I love that /r9k/ has created an incest fetish thoughtbubble so large that it actually spawned incestuous relationships in real life, and is inadvertently driving several families to the brink of ruin.

>>34856369
You guys are, I don't know where I'd be without any of you, but I need a goal and making a friend in a 4 mile radius that can see if I need to is one of my goals

>>34856473
Good luck, try to find a female friend so it balances out.
Are you going to sleep soon, or are you gonna stay up and play games?

>>34856558
Yea I'll shoot for a female friend but I tend to get along with guys better I don't know why
The game comes out in 15 minutes and last I checked K was still on so we'll play that until I don't know

>>34856596
>but I tend to get along with guys better I don't know why
You're a tomboy

Well I'm going to sleep soon, good night, love you. Try not to stay up all night.

>>34856695
>You're a tomboy
I guess
And K is a bit of a night owl, so I can't promise I'm gonna get much sleep
Good night
love you too

My school needs to win more games that they aren't supposed to win. My brother gave it to me with a passion I haven't felt before. He's running an errand and then he'll be back. My roommate's probably getting gangbanged and she'll come back tomorrow morning.

If that was a pic of Em she is a cutie!

>>34856831
>My brother gave it to me with a passion I haven't felt before.
That escalated quickly, I thought the purpose of actually going to the game was to not have sex with him, what happened?

>>34856831
Have you ever asked her why she sleeps around so much?

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Whenever Laura brings up video games, it always makes me want to go back to browsing /v/.

I don't know much about daycare, but I do remember helping my aunt go through courses for some classes where caretakers can notice and report child abuse. Anyway, hope you reach your new goals.

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>>34856989
You feeling better, Biggguy?

>>34856916
I didn't expect us to win, or for it to be the craziest game I've ever been too, or for us to run onto the court, and for him to basically take me and have his way with me like he did.

>>34856941
No and it's not really something I want to get into. A lot of girls here are really slutty, she's just one of them.

>>34857064
He fugged you in the middle of the court?
Did anyone get it on video?

>>34857064
>I didn't expect us to win
Oh so that's why you said your team needs to win more.
> or for us to run onto the court, and for him to basically take me and have his way with me like he did.
Wait, he fucked you on the court?
Greentext when?

>>34857112
>>34857121
Gosh no, he did when we got back to my dorm room. I meant like because we won he really stepped up his game.

>>34857046
Yeah, enough to head back to work tomorrow. Helped that I had my own nurse.

Apparently more than 80 students at her high school were out sick. I don't know if she was fucking with me when she told me that, but it feels nice that others were going through the same pain.

So I get welfare and have just moved out. My sister came to visit and she kept telling me about this service where my welfare money goes directly to the electrical/gas company and my rental agent without me touching it.

I got angry because she was basically saying I'm too stupid, retarded and incapable of simply depositing my money in the accounts of my landlord and the energy company.

She claims she was "just giving me advice". Do you think I overreacted? Was I in the wrong here?

>>34856989
I go on vg, I like everything being separated into generals
The Rainbow Six general has good drawfriends, but the Overwatch general is all just waifu posting
>>34857064
Is that college slut thing really more than a meme?
The few girls I talk to in college have boyfriends but I wouldn't know if they cheated on them

>>34857234
She wants to make sure you don't forget to pay your bills. She's just looking out for you. You should thank her.

>>34857276
Not at my school, we're known for it to be honest. Syphilis used to be as an insult about my school.

>>34857169
So he just took you as soon as you got home?

>>34857386
Why did you let the nice guy prone bone you?

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>>34857276
I've never went beyond the Monster Hunter general. Even drew this shitty Zinogre when the MH4U craze was going on.

>>34857276
Are you going to talk to K about your "relationship" tonight or in person?

>>34857323
Isn't paying your bills a normal every day adult thing though? Similar to tying your shoes? Why didn't she tell our dad to pay his bills in this way? Why am I the one who benefits the most from paying my bills in this way?

>>34857555
>normal every day adult thing though? Similar to tying your shoes?
Do people still waste time doing that? I just keep them tied and slide my feet in and out of them.

>>34857416
That's really good, I never played the games so I don't know what that is exactly but it's good
>>34857449
Definitely later in person, not even bringing it up now we're having fun

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To those of you with imoutos, do you give them presents for Valentine's day? Is that a normal thing?

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>>34857635
It's pretty simple game concept.

BIG GAME HUNTING

Just looking back at this old OC makes me want to go back to those generals.

>>34857582
with some shoes you can't do that, specifically chucks

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>>34857760
Might be fun to go back, vg in general has good oc,

I'm going to bed, I got mad that I was in the middle of beating some sword gooks ass with a giant cross painted on my chest and Ubisoft decided it was time for me to lag out with open NAT
K thinks my racial slurs are funny

>>34855707
fgucking roll man

>>34857386
Raider rash?

buump33333

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>>34855707
My sister used to abuse me while I was growing up. Was never anything positive since she resented me heavily.

>>34855707
Is ic back yet?

>>34857392
Yes, we got back from the game and he decided it was time to get down.

>>34857406
There's a few reasons. I felt like I wasn't living the "college experience", I didn't feel attractive and still don't really, I felt like I needed to stop being single and thought that maybe I should do something with him and see if I like him.

>>34858395
Maybe I gave away too much information.

>>34859408
>I wasn't living the "college experience"
Yep, can't go to college without being a slut or a whore.

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>little sister skips school and stays home on valentine's day
What did she mean by this?

>>34860491
Oh? Do I sense an imouto wanting to be loved/dicked by her onii-chan?

>>34855707
all of you loser neckbeards will never successfully perform such an action like this cause you're fat, ugly, and think life is like an anime.

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>>34860617
I'll just take her out for a movie and see what happens.

>>34861046
>that feel when no cute yandere imouto

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>>34855707
I have a younger sister.
She is ugly and lazy as fuck.
I hate her.
This is not bait, I am serious.
Fuck siblings.

Bumping with something boring
This morning my dad gave me a really big hug and said he's glad I'm honest with him

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>>34861046
Please do update us on the proceedings later, Valentines Nii-san:3

>>34862281
>honest
It's not like you're gonna go ahead and say that this whole thing was an elaborate prank or something.

>>34862315
Is it too late to do that? Even if it is I kinda just want to see what he'd say

>>34862352
Unless you're the type of person to do this all the time or just fairly often, he probably won't buy it.

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Rolling for the message, second roll will decide who i send it to

>>34862376
There's no way he's buy it, but the look on his face might be funny

>>34862456
Go ahead and try it, but I bet he'll have no reaction.

>>34862535
Yea probably not
I was mad last night and forgot to mention K said I could come over later today if I'm okay with meeting one of his roommates. I guess I don't mind so that's my plan for the day

>>34862395
>Basically asking girl to start dating i me
Well this will be fun, do you guys want to chose which girl i send it to for me?

>>34862672
>K said I could come over later today if I'm okay with meeting one of his roommates
inb4 threesome

>>34862795
Ew, no
Never, actually
>>34862728
Third in alphabetical order by first name

>>34862728
>which girl
Anyone related to you.

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>>34862860
This way might be more fun. Its not like we have anything better to do.

>>34862874
Only got mom and grandmoms, and "Would you ever give us a chance?" doesn't really apply there

I drew a Valentino's card for my imouto. She was surprised that I can draw hands better than her, despite her being a better artist than I am overall. ( I drew a kawaii af Shibuya Rin offering her chocolate)

I think she likes it. I could post a photo but I kinda want to make it just for her.

These threads are back now?

>>34863383
They've been going strong since about November

>>34863397
I just remember a week where a mod(mods?) were incessantly deleting them

>>34855707
The benis thick ensure for phat hunky loads

>>34863411
That was like 2 or so months ago.

>>34863470
Yeah and I figured people picked up and most to double chan like everyone was saying they should so I stopped looking. Glad I got curious, I guess. Did I miss anyone getting caught or knocked up or both?

>>34863516
Ic got caught and maybe knocked up his sister
Settle down and get comfy friend

>>34863722
rip
IC was my favourite

>>34863779
Well, there's a lot of new people
Check the archives and catch up if you want to and find a new favorite maybe

>>34862860
Not that I think K and his roomate would kidnap you or anything, but leave a note for your dad telling him where you'll be. Try to mention that your dad's a cop at some point while you're over there.

Also you're spending Valentine's day alone with 2 guys, so keep that in mind before you do or say something.

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my sister is a cunt. she only cares about status. she hates me because i don't have a job and i like to do autistic shit like make weapons for HEMA. she thinks i'm disgusting and she's embarrassed to be related to me. i want to have sex with her so badly. I fantasise about it daily. she's 14. she has the perfect body type. pale skin. plump in all the right places. I masturbate thinking about her a lot. sometimes i sniff her panties while masturbating. i'm madly in love with her. she will never reciprocate though.

>>34864859
Maybe you should spend some of your free time helping her or talking with her, then she'd like you better.

>>34864930
>she only cares about status
I don't think that'll do anything

rolling aimlessly

>>34864947
Try getting a part-time job, and talk with her about it.

>>34864859
Why dont you get fit and clean and make her lust after you? And I dont mean the rock fit i mean somewhat visible abs and pecs and good arms, they are easily impressed at that age, cant take you more than 3 months. I wish I had a qt underage imouto like you but no I have a 22 year old fat full of backne female version of me ugly roastie sister, she's beyond help, and to top it off I got TWO young brothers back in 08, but you still have a chance before she turns into a coal burning roastie in two years.

>>34865209
Why don't you help your sister work out?

>>34864476
I didn't think about that, I'll be careful don't worry

>>34865329
Don't forget about the threesome.

>>34865389
There won't be a threesome. Laura's a good little Christian? girl, and she'll wait until marriage to have sex.

>>34865439
You can't marry your father, silly.

>>34864859
You are not in love you are experiencing lust.

>>34865462
>Implying I'm fucking my dad anytime soon
>>34865389
I'm not religious, I've only been to church after people die, and that was only twice. It's more a personal thing
>>34865439
Tell ya what if this ends in a consensual threesome you get to say you told me so
it won't

>>34859429
I know, but when you're roommate is getting it at least once a week and seemingly having the time of your life and you just sit in front of a laptop looking out the window all day you start to question what you're doing.

>>34866082
The time of her life*

I need to pay better attention.

>>34866082
How much did it hurt your first time? Does your butthole feel better? Are you and your brother doing anything special today?

>>34866134
It didn't really. He wasn't well endowed and I already broke my hymen from curiosity when I was 13. My brother absolutely hurt the first time but it was like an arousing pain. It still hurts some, I just hope that I don't end up as a size queen or something. The stretched feeling is good.

I don't know if we're doing anything. I have an exam later, I had one this morning, the weather still sucks, and I don't have any idea what his day looks like. If he tells me he came up with something I guess I would do it.

>>34866218
>size queen
>5' tall
There's no way that would end well

>>34866269
Do you think I would end up killing myself on some giant penis? I'm starting to think that being small is my most sexual characteristic. At least after how I carried around the room like a rag doll.

>>34866269
>you will never wear a dwarf like a cock sleeve

>>34866334
I totally butchered that last sentence. Tests have turned my brain into soup.

At least after how I was carried around the room like a rag doll last night.*

>>34866334
>Do you think I would end up killing myself on some giant penis?
Hopefully the only dick you'll be taking for the rest of your life will be your brother's.

>I carried around the room like a rag doll
Remind me to call you the next time I move.

>>34866350
She's not a dwarf, she's just really smol

WTF are you doing, Anon!?
Stop it!
Your sister died years ago!
YAMEROOO!!!

>>34866443
Literally 2 inches away from being a dwarf.

>>34866350
I'm more than a cock sleeve, hopefully.

>>34866443
I mean, as of right now I'm not planning on being stuck with the man forever. I don't really think it would change either. We'll probably keep it mostly sexual.

>>34866528
No, you have to get married and have kids. You can't just pump him and dump him, you'll break his heart and ruin your relationship.

>>34866574
Yeah, definitely not going to have kids. There's no way you could convince me to have his children, it's not worth it.

I think we're pretty much to the point of no return, things are going to be pretty fucked regardless. Hopefully he just wants to hook up and be normal siblings outside of that. We were pretty close before this started anyways.

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>>34866674
>your sister will never have your babies

>>34866674
>it's not worth it
Why do you think that?

>>34866743
Stop shitposting you fucking faggot

rollin

rollin orginally

>>34866760
I don't want retarded children with webbed toes.

>>34866831
>retarded children with webbed toes
Oh boy, here we go again.

>>34866831
I hate to repeat something that's already been said dozens of times, but the chances of birth defects in children born from a brother and sister with no previous incest in the family are only slightly higher than normal. There's a higher chance for women over 40 than for a brother and sister in their 20s. You just have to make sure they don't fugg if you have a boy and a girl.

>>34866915
Maybe I just don't want to have his kids.

>>34867007
Now you're just insulting his manhood.

>>34867007
You don't want to be a mommy?

>>34867036
Sorry that I think it's a terrible idea to destroy both of our lives by having a kid. I don't think I even want to make it a romantic relationship, why would I want kids?

>>34867050
Maybe a long time from now, definitely not any time soon.

>>34867249
We're not saying you should get knocked up right now, just that in the future you may want to marry a guy and have his kids, and that guy might end up being your brother.
Also that it might be kind of hard to find a guy willing to marry you after you've had sex with your brother.

>>34855707
rolllbroskidude

>>34858360
>>34863424
>>34864949
>>34867406
I'm glad people are actually rolling. Be sure to post their responses if you're okay with it.

I'm gonna head out now, he said his roommate should mind his own business so that's good, guess he got the idea I'm not one for meeting new people
I'll be back by 8 at the latest, wish me luck
>>34866218
And now I'm incredibly horny, thanks
I'm not gonna do anything

>>34867963
Good luck. Did you leave the note?

>>34867988
Thanks, and I remembered I have a phone and sent a text
sorry for the sass

>>34868068
Oh yeah, that's a thing you can do.
But now he's gonna be worried about you being at a boy's house on valentine's day.

>>34868107
>But now he's gonna be worried about you being at a boy's house on valentine's day
All is going according to plan.

>>34867963
I even tried to make my thoughts on the whole big penis thing less explicit. I could have gone into a lot more detail about it.

>>34868376
His isn't even really that big.Mine's a bit over 7
More details would be nice if you want to supply them.

>>34868516
Maybe later. I'm about to leave for class and then my roommate wants to do something because even though she takes dick regularly she's still #single and #gonnadiealone so I might be able to post about stuff tonight.

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>>34855750
sorry to hear that anon.
hope you always have at least some memory of her.

Lucy are you here? Have you done anything with your sister today?

The dinner last night went better than I had expected it to. There was two awkward highlights in the evening though. The first of which was L's friend asking us if we were sleeping together. The other being L rubbing her feet all over me, most notably on my crotch, under the table. Other than that, the night was actually pretty fun. The food was great and we all drank a little more than we had ought to.

I've begun to notice that L has started to become more and more of a tease lately. She's been pulling some shit over the last few days. Her foot thing last night and the unexpected grinding she gave me this morning being the two most pronounced examples, have me more pent up than a claustrophobic jack in the box.

God help her when she gets home.

>>34869904
>L has started to become more and more of a tease lately
That's because she knows what sex feels like now, and wants to instigate you into doing it.

>>34869946
Oh she's getting me to instigate it alright. She hardly have time to realize whats going on after she drops her bags when she gets back if I have my way.

I suppose its just in her nature to be a tease. I mean, its annoying and frustrating, but I'm glad to see it because I can tell she's comfortable and happy.

Alright I'm in the bathroom, I got enough time to post
His roommate poked out for a bit to get some food, dude looked like he was 6'4" 250lbs at the least
He said hey, in my head I wanted to say hi, smile, and wave. Instead I didn't say anything and sort of flapped my wrist, as I was doing it I realized it was fucking retarded. He hasn't been out since
Things have been going okay, I said that I'm done with my dad in that way and he said that's good, but didn't want to jump back into anything yet so we've just been hanging out
>>34868107
I already told him I plan on waiting, it was a weird thing to talk about, but he seemed happy about it
>>34868144
There is no plan, I'm done
>>34868376
It would just be taunting me
but go ahead, I'll be bored at some point later today

>>34870350
>There is no plan
You can't fool me, I know how devious you are.

>>34870350
Don't try to rush things, get to know him better for a few months before you consider being in a relationship with him.

>>34869904
>The first of which was L's friend asking us if we were sleeping together.
So you said 'yes', right?

Why didn't you fuck her that night or a quicky in the morning?

>>34868376
I'm confused you hope he just doesn't see you as a 'cock sleeve' yet you're totally fine with thinking of him as 'dildo' who just needs to pleasure you. Or is this one of those 'because women' moments?

>>34870554
At first we thought she was refer to just sleeping, since there's only one bed in the house we said yes. She then went on to question about sex. We kind of danced around it for a bit but we eventually told her that we were. She just told us to make sure we use protection.

I didn't do anything that night because I prefer not to drink and have sex, and I didn't do it in the morning because L jumped off and playfully skipped away before I could do anything.

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Late lunch nothingness.

My sister hates Valentine's Day, so I just dropped off some flowers and balloons at the school office to piss her off. Beside that, more students are out because of the flu.

>>34869904
Did you save any of those lava cakes?

>>34869068
Can you read?? Seriously

Commentelio oregionolia

>>34870839
You need to work on your jokes.

Does she hate it because she's never had anyone to celebrate it with? If so, she should be fine with it now.

Make her some chocolate cake when you get home

>>34870839
The flu this year has been nuts. It's not as bad as swine flu was, but seems to spread a lot faster

>>34870839
Them and the steaks were the only things not to have any leftovers. They were delicious and I want to make more, and I'd be very tempted to if I didn't have something important to do in an hour or so.

>>34870940
She just doesn't really care about it. Us being together may change her tune about the holiday, but I'm not sure.

>>34871047
How long till anal sex is on the table?

Check this super original bump.

>>34855707
her school uniform hanging in the back makes me hard as fuck!

Pat told her sister he was fucking Em and got murdered, right?

>>34872978
No, H kidnapped Pat and put him in her sex dungeon.

>>34873015
And Em's forced to watch as Pat impregnates H, right?

>>34873015
>Em dies because no Onii-chan.

>>34873089
While that would be nice, Emma has no idea where Pat is. She's been crying herself to sleep for days.

>>34873114
That won't happen for awhile, she's got a few years of suffering left.

>>34873139
What if she kills herself?

Only 2 hours until I start worrying about Laura not being back yet.

I'm already worried about Lucy.

>>34873645
That reminds me, did BDSM die?

>>34873641
You mean Emma? She wouldn't kill herself while there's still even the smallest chance that Pat could return to her.

>>34873663
I believe she got a job and she has an onii-chan to take care of, so she probably doesn't have much time for us anymore. I hope she's alright, but I'm not worried about her.

Actually, I came home all stressed due to current events, drowned myself in big sister hentai, realized I'm a human trashbag who doesn't deserve Em, and went and laid in bed doing nothing for a while.

I don't even know where to begin in terms of an update. Em's friend spent the night, in case you missed that. I woke up about an hour early and decided to just stay up, I guess Emfriend had the same idea because she was in the kitchen stealing my fucking bagels. We talked for a while, apparently Emma told her how all this started but she wanted my side of the story. Told her I'd always loved Em to death, but my feelings became less and less brotherly as she got older, until I broke down and left her a confession note, then things got going pretty fast. Emfriend said Em had a similar story and always wanted to be close to me, but after the confession she didn't really know what to do and pushed herself to see how far she could actually go with this, which lead to those awkward moments and our first time. I kinda knew all this, but having it said straight up kinda sucked.

Emfriend was mad that I didn't force Em to take things slow, I apologized as earnestly as possible, she basically said "Well, at least Emma's happy now". Told her I'd do my best to keep her happy, she said I'd better. Then she asked if I honestly feel okay with having sex with my little sister, I told her it's the best feeling in the world, she got flustered, shut that topic down and started asking about my job.

I guess I'll continue in another post.

>>34874076
>but having it said straight up kinda sucked.
you should talk with em about it

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>>34874076
> I told her it's the best feeling in the world

>>34874076
We didn't talk about much else of note until Em woke up. Then Emfriend asked how serious we are about staying together, to which we both said we have no intention of splitting apart, no matter what happens. She asked us how we think we're supposed to keep this going considering the society we live in, Em just said we'll make it work somehow, that answer seemed like it annoyed her friend. She ended our talk with "I think you guys are a little fucked up, but I don't care. Just don't let this mess up your lives or something." I had to go to work after that, Emma made us do our kissing routine right in front of her friend for some stupid reason. She just stared.

Work was work, I didn't see H until I got off, she stopped me on my way out and made me eat a dumbass heart-shaped cookie she made. I don't think it was drugged.

I think that's it, unless you wanna hear about my disgusting unfaithful hentai viewing habits.

>>34874076
>realized I'm a human trashbag who doesn't deserve Em
That's not true. Sure, you could have waited a bit longer to get sexual with her, but you haven't really done anything bad that I know of. Plus, you take good care of her. At least you have a job.

>>34874431
>dumbass heart-shaped cookie she made
She put love and effort into that, don't insult it.

>I don't think it was drugged
Well you thought wrong. Good luck in the dungeon.

>disgusting unfaithful hentai viewing habits
How is that unfaithful?

>>34874076
>I told her it's the best feeling in the world,
KEK, how could you even say this?

>>34874431
>Masturbating to Onee-san hentai instead of imouto hentai.
Actually
>Watching hentai at all instead of releasing all your loads inside your imouto.

>Emma made us do our kissing routine right in front of her friend
Double KEK, How did she react?

>>34874506
>How is that unfaithful?

Because I was actively seeking out older sisters being impregnated by their little brothers.

>>34874553
>KEK, how could you even say this?
I kinda meant to say that just being with Em like this is the best feeling, but yeah, you and her both got the wrong idea I think.

>Masturbating to Onee-san hentai instead of imouto hentai.
>Actually
>Watching hentai at all instead of releasing all your loads inside your imouto.

I mean, Em's not here right now. And I've read every imouto doujin top to bottom at this point.

>Double KEK, How did she react?
Like I said, she just kinda stared. I got outta there before I could see what she did next.

>>34874695
That's not being unfaithful at all. You were just touching your peepee while looking at a screen, it's not like you were kissing another girl or something.

How was the cookie? Did you thank her for it?

>>34874695
>>How is that unfaithful?
if it really bothers you why not ask em?

>>34874838
I'm sure telling Em I was actively seeking out onee-san porn wouldn't end well. At best she'd tease the fuck out of me about it, at worst it'll bring up all the shit about me and our big sister again.

>>34874756
Cookie was fine, it was supposed to be a regular-ass heart-shaped sugar cookie, but she drew a chocolate icing heart on top. She said she was gonna do that for all of them but they told her to stop, so she gave me the "dud".

>>34874971
Who cares if she teases you, tease her back. Tickle her until she pees again.

That story sounds slighty fake
Did you thank her?

>>34874971
How about you and em watch porn and masturbate together, but let Em pick all the porn

>>34874971
Has Em or you told your sister about the kiss?

>>34875058
The teasing end of that spectrum isn't the part I was overly worried about.

Out of everything I've said, "I ate a cookie" is the part that sounds fake to you?
And yes, I told her it was good, said thanks, then went on my way. I think she wanted to talk more, but I just wanted to go home.

>>34875070
Eh, it's an idea, but I dunno.

>>34875075
I haven't, no, and I don't think Emma would do it while she's at work.

>>34875304
I meant her story. You know damn well she made that cookie just for you.

>>34875304
Nah, it's the "A girl I work with gave me a 'dud' cookie with extra icing in the shape of a heart on valentine's day and she probably wants to fuck my brains out but my sister is already doing that" that sounds like a step too far into anime territory

But, you never know, I guess

>>34875357
Oh, gotcha. I don't know, it's possible.

>>34875370
You're not even wrong. I kinda let these guys think what they want, but I'm still not fully convinced H isn't just an overly nice person. Nothing about her seems actively slutty to me.

>>34875444
What are the odds she went to school with you and admired you from afar, but never mustered up the courage to introduce herself?

>>34875471
That would be unusual, there was very little to admire about me in highschool. I guess I could ask her where she went to school though.

>>34875591
>there was very little to admire about me
Some people can just fall in love with someone the moment they see them
I was one of those people. It didn't end well for me. :^(

>>34875444
>actively slutty
She's not looking for just sex though, I think she has a bit of a thing for you.

>>34875722
Aw man I broke it

>>34875444
Are you gonna take Em out on a nice fancy dinner tomorrow? can't be today or your incest would be too obvious

Laura you said you'd be back by now. I'm getting worried about you, please update us soon.

Okay I'm back, I took the day to try and find out more about K since it's kinda lopsided right now
I apologize in advance for the shitty greentext
>Once his roommate that's clearly Thor left we started talking a bit more
>He told me he likes me and admitted he got a little worried about me so he wanted to hang out
>I thanked him for going out of his way to check on me and gave him a weird hug
>I spent some time thinking about how to know more about him
>Come up with idea made of solid gold
>"Hey can I ask you a few questions?"
>"Uh- sure I guess"
>I won't bother with everything, just the highlights
>He's had a few girlfriends that didn't last for various reasons, he has a younger sister yay and an older brother
>Naturally the conversation drifted towards sex
>Of course he's had sex, says it's "often enough"
>I was shakey to tell him since I assumed he'd count it as another point against me, but I said I want to wait
>He said it was "cool" but his face said something like "wow another reason to not talk to this girl"
That was about it for talking, we bullshit for a bit more and got Chinese because apparently the Eiffel Tower will always try and get a bite of your food and always takes too much. When I left I gave him a kiss on the cheek and a hug
I got home and talked to my dad about it for a bit and reassured him I was okay and didn't do anything stupid

>>34876722
The parts about him and sex make it seem like he might not be the best choice for you.
If you're not going to wait until marriage to have sex, then you should at least be planning to marry whoever you're having sex with.
He doesn't have these morals, and might try to pressure you into it if you start dating him.
Obviously it's your choice, but I know you can do better than him.

>>34876722
>apparently the Eiffel Tower will always try and get a bite of your food and always takes too much
I'm sure this is supposed to be some kind of joke, but I don't understand at all.

>>34876850
>The parts about him and sex make it seem like he might not be the best choice for you.
I've thought about it and him having some sexual experience isn't all bad, knowing me I'm already going to be fumbling around like and idiot my first time, be nice if someone knew what they were doing, plus it's be less likely he hurt me in some way I think
>If you're not going to wait until marriage to have sex, then you should at least be planning to marry whoever you're having sex with.
That's sort of the idea, I want to have sex with one guy and I want that guy to be the father of my children
>He doesn't have these morals, and might try to pressure you into it if you start dating him.
Yea but maybe he'd be willing to wait too, if he really tried to pressure me into it I'm confident I can end it there
>Obviously it's your choice, but I know you can do better than him.
I appreciate the thought, but I don't know I've gotten pretty lucky that he's been willing to put up with my shit to talk to me let alone consider dating me

>>34876892
His roommate is huge and eats everyone's food
If that's one, what the fuck is the other one like? Now I'm curious

>>34877161
>Yea but maybe he'd be willing to wait too, if he really tried to pressure me into it I'm confident I can end it there
Alright, just don't get hurt. I care about you.

>I've gotten pretty lucky that he's been willing to put up with my shit to talk to me let alone consider dating me
There's plenty of guys that'd be willing to put up with all of your quirks and marry you if they really cared about you. I'm sure you can find one.

>>34877361
>Alright, just don't get hurt. I care about you.
Thanks, I'll try
>There's plenty of guys that'd be willing to put up with all of your quirks and marry you if they really cared about you. I'm sure you can find one.
Hopefully, I like K though and I don't really have an issue with his sexual past if he's willing and able to set it aside

>>34877567
Have you looked into the daycare job yet?

What are you planning on doing if you don't get it?

Will you be my Valentine?

>>34877809
Nah I was kinda busy, but if I don't get it I'm just gonna use that as an excuse not to have to put on pants
Sure, I don't think I've had a Valentine since middle school but why not

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>>34870350
>>34839027
I knew you were a big guy.

for you

>>34877928
I think we should agree that hungry sister guy would actually win in fights. He's pretty big.

>>34877882
>I'm just gonna use that as an excuse not to have to put on pants
I don't know if you realize it, but you're really funny sometimes.

>>34877963
The poll is still tied though.
How have you been?
Anything happen with your sister?

>>34877963
Yea, gotta give it to him or college girls brother
How you been? Anything interesting today?

>>34878008
What about me? I'm not particularly buff, but I'm 6'2" and literally took a car head-on and walked away. That's gotta count for something, right?

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>>34855707
>no sister
>mom died when i was 3
>secondary family can't speak english, all live across the world anyway

Thanks for making me feel even worse today, OP.

>>34877997
I try and be funny but no one seems to get my jokes
>>34878065
Fair, I kinda want to see this fight, you're all fighting game character archetypes

>Em gets home
>I'm doing shit on the couch
>E: Hiiiii
>P: Hey, what's up?
>E: Umm, I said I didn't wanna lie to *our sister*, sooo I'm gonna do something silly
>P: Okay?
>She stood in front of me with her arms behind her back, looking like a little kid
>E: Patrick, I've loved you since I was a little girl, will you please accept my first kiss?
>P: What
>She proceeded to straddle me, put her arms around my neck, and smush her mouth onto mine
>Nothing lewd, but it lasted a while
>E: Eheheh, I'm supposed to tell her how you responded
>P: Sorry Emma, you're my little sister, I can't accept this
>E: What the fuck
>P: What?
>E: We're supposed to tell her we became a couple, you ass :P
>P: ...Okay, what do you want to tell her then?
>E: Say something, so I can tell her you said it :P
>P: Uhhh... Why did you kiss me, Em?
>E: Because I'm an adult now, and I love you, and I want you, and I'll never leave you, even if you reject me. So please, please love me back
>P: Uhhhh, fine, I guess I have no choice
>E: Ahaha, I guess that works, that sounds like something you would say
>P: Don't tell her all this, she'll be angry
>E: She'll be angrier if I tell her the truth
>P: We'll have to at some point, Em
>E: ...Later, she'll think it's funny someday
>P: I doubt it
>E: She loves us Pat, everything'll be fine

After that we ended up going out for Taco Bell and ice cream, because that's what you do on Valentine's day right?

I don't even know how to feel about anything anymore.

>>34878252
>P: Sorry Emma, you're my little sister, I can't accept this
ded

>>34878252
>E: Because I'm an adult now, and I love you, and I want you, and I'll never leave you, even if you reject me. So please, please love me back

purest love confirmed, god bless incest

http://www.strawpoll.me/12341639

Last round hopefully

>>34878252
>I love you, and I want you, and I'll never leave you, even if you reject me. So please, please love me back
>>34861235

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>>34878252
if this is real then..... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34878475
Alright, my votes in, I don't see anyone beating wolverine
you're name is deer guy forever now

>>34878634
>you are name is deer guy forever now
Thanks, I had a feeling that vote was from you.

Did you ever end up making that fish?

>>34878252
>P: Don't tell her all this, she'll be angry
She is so saying all of that.

Also what are you going to tell your sister?

>>34878768
I knew I'd be out all day so I made it early in the morning and put it in the fridge for my dad, he said it was pretty good
I've been putting a lot of vegetables on his plate and he's been eating them

>>34878878
That's nice of you, gotta keep him healthy so he can outrun all those criminals.

By the way, do you like shows like "Cops" and "World's Wildest Police Videos?"

>>34879026
Nah, those aren't my kinda thing, plus my dad comes home with the occasional story and that's enough

>>34879114
Oh well, to each their own. Personally, I find them pretty funny sometimes. Drugs cause people to make really stupid decisions.

Plus that guy's constant terrible puns fuel my dad jokes

>>34879252
Yes I've seen some clips, the drug ones are hilarious
My dad once saw a guy put a hole in a wall with his head and start chewing drywall. He never had to directly tell me not to do drugs
I'm almost afraid to ask but, how bad are your dad's puns?

>>34855707
We watched A Dog's Purpose with some family, and she (13) sobbed throughout basically all of it. I rubbed her shoulder throughout the movie, telling her it's okay, then hugged her immediately after the movie ended. Outside of the theater, I hugged her once more, gave her head patsu, looked into her eyes and said I love you.

Throughout the movie, and for the hug immediately following it, she said, "I'm fiiiiiine," even though her sobbing certainly said otherwise. For the rest, she said, "I love you, too," and then questioned what I did to her (I assume she thought the head patsu was me putting something on her haha. She always assumes the worst because my otouto [her nii-san] always bullies her). The she said I was being like Mom and added a final staaahhhp before ending on a giggle. It was pretty qt. Oh, by the way, she has _____red_____ hair.

Would it be possible for me to be briefed on all the relationships and/or tripfags within and which frequent this thread? Please and thank you~

>>34862914
One is BY FAR the cutest, although six is definitely not half bad. Go for one, and maybe six if that doesn't work. At least, I assume that's what you're asking.

>>34879351
>how bad are your dad's puns
My dad doesn't make puns very often, but they tend to be alright
If you meant "how good are your dad jokes," they're pretty good, depending on what kind of setup I'm working with.

One time I was playing vidya with some friends at my friend's house, and my friend's dad made a low-key dad joke that they didn't get about one of my friend's being gay, and I had to explain it to them while kicking their asses

>>34879353
Hang on buddy I'll summarize some of them

>>34879685
Thank you very much for the summarization! I really do appreciate it!

Is there an archive where I can read it all? I'm afraid to start with the regular /r9k/ archive because if I start reading and can't finish it, I'll reee and get all upset.

Wonder what happened to sadman?

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She got a bit miffed about the gifts. Told me that it was embarrassing for her to come back to her group of friends carrying a bunch of flowers, balloons, and dog plush. It was actually a bit embarrassing going into my old high school with all that stuff.

>Came back to a very stern looking sis on the couch
>H: "You're a real mushy fuck"
>Told her I thought I was being like a boyfriend
>I'm not innocent though, part of me did it to take the piss out of her
>But at the same time it was meant to be something sincere
>Her friends kept taking harmless jabs at her that she has an admirer
>She told them it was from me
>They somehow saw it as cute
>Then again, their minds probably aren't as diluted as mine is
>Except for the one close friend of hers who knows how I really am
>She just wouldn't stop laughing from what my sister recalled
>But my she did appreciate and love what I did
>Except for the balloons
>She really didn't want to take the bus back with those, no matter how nice it was
>Asked her what she did with them
>H: "I gave them that old algebra teacher people thought was hitting on you."
>Spent the rest of the day watching Malcolm in the Middle with her

She still doesn't care for Valentine's Day though. Neither do I, but it felt nice.

>>34879353
Depending on how much free time you have, it'd probably take a few days to read through the archives.

Pat
Living alone with little sister, Emma
Been dicking Emma for 1-2 months
Older sister doesn't know, but suspects something's up
Has a coworker, H, that really wants Pat's dick

Beargguy A.K.A. Brendan Fraser
Awkward as fuck
Lives with parents and little sister
Likes gundam models and shit
Still only kissing
Got a handjob once

College Girl
In college
Has had sex with her older brother a few times over the past few weeks
Not sure where she wants to go with the relationship
Roomate is a slut

Imouto Cuddler
Lives with parents and little sister
Non-stop sexfest with sister
Mom caught them, is okay with it, he stopped posting
Sister is probably pregnant
He's dead now

BDSM Imouto
Lives with older brother
Is his sexual pet
Exiled from family once they were found out

Lucy
Lives with parents and little sister
Recently realized she's a lesbian
Has crush on little sister
Has done slightly lewd things with her
Had an abusive girlfriend for about a week
Fuck that bitch
Lucy's adorable and deserves the best

Laura A.K.A Cuck Girl
Tomboy
Likes vidya and sports
Lives with dad
Parents divorced
Confessed feelings for dad, got rejected
Conveniently right after that, parents decided they're probably getting back together
Might try to get with K, her ex-coworker

Protective Onii-san
Lives with younger sister
Sister confessed feelings for him
He decided to return them
Bought his own house
Did sex a few times recently

HSG - Hungry Sister Guy
Younger sister was malnourished
He took her in for a while and fattened her up a bit
Fighting for custody over her
Sister kissed him, he doesn't want a relationship like that with her at this point
Sister got hit by a car
Broke her leg
She's in the hospital right now

OsakaSadman Japanese Lives with older sister Got sexual recently Sister might be pregnant

>>34880493
Holy fuck! How do all these people even begin to fuck their siblings? Let alone live alone with them! Oh well, it's quite hot. Thanks again for the summary! It's really interesting. Too bad my sister isn't attractive or else I'd try to dick her.

>>34880493
>A.K.A. cuckgirl
That's it, busting out the emergency noose
Yea I'm gonna head off now, goodnight guys
love you all

>>34880493
>Sister is probably pregnant
I don't recall ever reading about this, did he just pop in once after he already said he's stop posting to say this or what?

>>34880673
>it's quite hot
That's not what these threads are about

>Too bad my sister isn't attractive or else I'd try to dick her.
What the hell is wrong with you? Imoutos are for protect, not lewd.

>>34880692
Love you, sweet dreams. Don't forget the yoga.

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>>34880692
Sleep well you glorious cuck
Love you too

>>34880728
How will you protect them from all the Chads if not by lewding them?

>>34880728
>That's not what these threads are about
Except they are.

>>34880891
>Except they are
No they aren't.

>>34880891
>>34880904
Stop arguing, what would your sisters think if they knew you were fighting on the internet?

>>34880904
>No they aren't.
Yes they are.

>>34880949
>Yes they are.
No they aren't.

>>34880933
My sisters probably have no idea I even exist.

>>34880972
>No they aren't.
They are.

So yeah, Em sent our sister an email containing the events of tonight. Or at least, the version of tonight's events that she created herself. Our sister should be asleep now, guess I have until the morning to find out if I'm dead or not.

>>34878845
I'm supposed to tell her that I've decided to go along with what Emma wants and that I've secretly felt the same way for a while. But I guess it'll depend on our sister's reaction.

>>34881007
>They are.
They aren't.

>>34881007
>>34881112
These threads are about strengthening familial bonds. Stop arguing. No inbreeding allowed.

I mean infighting. No infighting allowed.

>>34881105
Good luck

Pat here are some tips for your future porn habits

english sister small_breasts -female:"rape" -female:netorare -futa -loli also optional female:impregnation$ to add after "sister"

>>34881181
> -futa -loli
What's wrong with you?

Also don't tell people what to jack off to

>>34881219
>What's wrong with you?
I was assuming based off his post history as in lack of getting pegged he wouldn't go for futa, and considering the jokes em makes about being young I doubt he needs that in his porn. Also I'm not telling him to do anything just suggesting cause he felt guilty for looking at older sis porn

>>34881105
>and that I've secretly felt the same way for a while.
Oh boy, you're dead.

>>34881181
>Search this just for fun
>I've read every result

Thanks anyway, I guess? I discovered hentai when I was 12, man. I kinda know how to find the shit I want at this point.

Loli's fine sometimes. Em thought that one doujin was cute, so I don't really feel bad about it.

>>34881259
Geez, do I really need to elaborate on why I felt guilty about the older sister stuff? In hindsight it was kinda stupid, I just had a thought that maybe I was using it as a substitute for my real big sister, and then I got pissed at myself for still kinda wanting that shit when I already have Emma.

But it's fine now.

>>34881437
>I discovered hentai when I was 12
Aw man that's rough. I discovered porn when I was 9, I think i accidentally found hentai at 10 or 11.

Lick Emma's butthole real good

>>34881437
>I've read every result
Shit man that must suck when you've tapped a well dry. what about erotic incest stories where you and emi read the lines

I guess I'll bump and go to sleep. Good night all

No better place to be on valentines day night other than an incest forum, man i love reading this stuff

[spoiler ]Anal Guy is my hero [/spoiler]

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>tfw ywn experience sweet forbidden sibling love

>>34855750

way to ruin the thread from the start

>>34882401
Wut? Why? I ain't done shit

Superb bump

>>34870839

>Ayyy

That really should not have made me so happy

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Shameless onii-bump

Summoning Mr. Osaka, we await your updates

>>34880493
i know many of them are "fake", but you're missing Worried Imouto, Icyhot, X and Analguy, even if he's not fugging his sister.

Being a lone yuropoor is suffering

Bump
I'm pretty sure I was 11 when I discovered porn, and I know I was 13 when I first masturbated, since we're on the subject

>>34880493
>Not on the list
Wew.
Also, I just read through the archives of what I missed. Holy shit. Osaka almost definitely knocked up his sister. Good Job
And Pat is almost definitely gonna get murdered by his Onee-san. Bad Job

>>34855707
Rolling for the roll of origami

Why are these threads always on page 7 when I wake up

>>34886799
>Not on the list
Your story's much older, people should know you by now.

>>34884705
>Worried Imouto, Icyhot, X
Besides most likely being fake, there wasn't much info provided by them, plus they don't post anymore.

Also I was right at the text limit.

Also I discovered there's a line limit, which is why Sadman ended up like that.

>>34886118
Did you remember to do your yoga before bed over the past two nights? It won't help unless you keep doing it.
I forgot to say it yesterday but thanks for being my Valentine

My 14yo little cousin told me she lost her virginity the other day. How do I steer her onto the right path

>>34887619
For now, don't tell her parents. She trusts you, so she chose to confide in you. Don't break that trust, but ask her to tell her parents at some point. Tell her that she should wait until she's older, and teach her about safe sex. Don't scar her for life, but let her know about STDs and pregnancy. Let her know that it's gonna be hard to find a husband if she has lots of sexual experience.

God this is so degenerate. I hope none of this is actually real.

>>34887672
Her parents already know, she told them

>>34887791
Then there's not a whole lot you can do for her that they shouldn't already be doing. Just be there for her if she needs you and give her general life advice.

>>34887565
Yea I'm making sure it's part of my routine, my sleep hasn't really changed but if anything it's relaxing

>>34887895
Do you have any idea why you wake up so early? Have you always woken up early?

>>34887928
Not really sure, we talked to my doctor about it and he said it's usually a blood pressure but mine is fine
on another note, I've got a pounding head ache because apparently I can't have my period without one

>>34888144
Wait, really? Every single tme? That sounds horrible. Does taking a midol or anything help, or do you just have to live with it?

>>34888284
Eh not every, I'm just complaining to complain, it's not bad really
I'm gonna go to my mom's later today and spend some time with her

>>34888421
Play nice.
Remember she's been a woman a lot longer than you have, so don't ignore any advice she might give you.

>>34888502
I won't ignore her advice, just not put much confidence in it. I love her, but my dad doesn't seem like a hard guy to keep happy
I'm just worried my dad showed her the letter or told her about it

>>34888991
That's what I meant, don't do something just because she says to, but at least think about it a bit.

My internet's being a buttbaby, so I'm probably gonna take a nap.

>>34889429
Yea I'm on the same page, gonna see if I can sleep my headache off
did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

>>34889504
But that would require going downstairs and walking on the cold wood floor, and my bed's so nice and warm. I'll do it later if it hasn't fixed itself by then.

Sleep well, I hope your headache goes away

>>34855707
>tfw my mother got remarried and now i have an imouto

>>34889551
Okay sleep tight lazybones

>>34889616
I know that feel. My dad remarried and I got a little sister out of it. She's a nice girl, a little damaged. Her father was an abusive alcoholic so it's hard for her. She's come to trust me a lot though, she likes to spend time with me even after I moved out.

>>34889681
That's nice, keep doing right by her and being there for her

>>34884705
Analguy is still here posting. I just don't trip anymore

This is to College Girl.

The other half of incestuous relationships doesn't recover. You need to make sure your brother isn't feeling more than lust for you. Eventually he will collapse if you don't reach out and he's harboring emotions about you. If you go on and live a normal life without him he isn't going to find anyone else. Not even going back and loving him and giving him your body when you can will work. It hurts to see the person you love with someone else, especially if you know the only reason you aren't with them is because they don't think it's worth it.

I know this is really gushy and I'm sure hearing people trying and lecture you on what to do is annoying but this is something I understand.

>>34856274
it is terrifying to think you work in daycare. i dont want you to work in daycare.

>>34890852
Wait, what, why?

Desu

Work day bumpage. Wish I had some witty shit to say

>>34890852
I did an after school thing before, I know I come off as a little strange but I've been really out of character for the last few months, if there's 2 things I'm good at its kids and animals
And I don't do anything weird with kids

>>34891818
Except punch them if they call you hun

>>34891846
She was my age, and if anything I'd call those kids hun, I was like 4 years older than them. I didn't, but I could've

>>34855707
carl roberts

>>34891888
Just teasing you :)

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Luke Johnston

>>34891922
I know but you're kinda right, I almost did hit a kid

>>34891946
Well...Just be sure not to bring that up during an interview. Cold clocking little Timmy tends to be bad for continued employment in the child care industry

>>34891988
Yea, but he was that kind of kid you know goes home, curses out his parents, goes on xbox and calls people niggers
I hope his dad had enough of his shit and smacked him upside the head

>>34857747
Me and my imouto were valentines and I gave her presents and she cooked a meal just for us, no idea if it's normal or not though

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>>34892825
>a 9 year old will never be your valentine's

>tfw no qt hyper-competent little sister ridiculously better than you and anyone else on the planet at anything she does despite being like 12 years old

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>>34878252
>Because I'm an adult now, and I love you, and I want you, and I'll never leave you, even if you reject me. So please, please love me back
A girl will never EVER say this to you let alone your cute imouto.
WHY
EVEN
LIVE

>>34880832
This. We decided it many threads ago, the proper logic is Lewd to protect.

Fuck I overslept. At least I didn't miss anything important.

Now I'm starving

>>34893671
I made a sandwich with mustard again, I was gonna put mayo this time but I remember Bearguy saying I should put mayo last time and out of spite I put mustard
him and his sister are adorable though, and his corny jokes are funny

>>34892847
She's not 9 yet, although she will be next week. Our parents weren't going to do anything for her for her birthday, so I've planned a birthday party for her at a theme park she's wanted to go to for a long time. It will just be her, me, a couple of her school friends and a parent who was uncomfortable with her daughter going with just me to supervise. She is very excited.

On an unrelated note I need to try and stop us lewding, last night we was incredibly close to going "full lewd" but I managed to stop (I can green text if anyone is interested)

Any tips on stopping the lewd? We shouldn't be doing stuff like that, not at that age anyway...

>>34893989
Hey Laura I was thinking, didn't your dad spend V-day with your mom? Now that I think about it you rarely mention your mom anymore.

>>34893989
I'm about to go buy a Burger King meal for 2.
Yeah, Beargguy and his sister are adorably awkward, but his dad jokes definitely need work.
Mayo's gross though, I hate that stuff

I like how the poll's going so far

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>>34894033
>her daughter going with just me
Somebody doesn't know how overprotective brothers can be

Sorry I haven't given you guys updates. She left the hospital this morning. I'm struggling with a lot of things emotionally. My sister got another phone call from our mother last night, basically the same thing as before. That's not what's bothering me though. When I got to the hospital this morning at about 6:30 my father was there. I didn't even know that he was alive, I hadn't seen him since I was five. Contrary to what my mother always said he didn't leave to live a much happier and fruitful life without us, he isn't doing well.Before I could beat him to hell he told me to take my sister from my mother. I'm the only person he saw, aside from whoever let him in. He didn't even go into her room, he just watched while we wheeled her out. She has no idea he was there. She wouldn't recognize him anyways.

>>34894033
>Any tips on stopping the lewd?
Just don't do it. She's a child. You will do permanent physical and mental damage to her if you lewd her anytime soon. Wait until she's older

>>34894040
When I asked he said he they weren't going to do anything, I don't know why
They go out occasionally, I don't really bring it up since there's no point

>>34894172
Fuck man, that sucks. Hope your doing ok with all this.
Did he just show up to tell you to take care of your sister? How did he even know she was having a rough time with your mother?

>>34894123
I haven't had much Burger King, let his dad jokes be
>>34894172
That sucks, maybe him coming back won't be all bad

>>34894183
I know we should just stop, but it's not like I go up to her and say "Wanna lewd?" or vice versa, these things happen in the heat of the moment so to speak, like last night we had our meal, had a bath and then cuddled up in bed; the cuddle turned lewd, and it nearly turned full lewd, I just don't know how to make things back to how they were a few months ago when we were just normal siblings.

>>34895005
I sense a lack of self control. You just need to stop it before it gets lewd. You're in bed, shouldn't you be too tired to get into that sort of stuff?

The 2 miles of school zones and traffic lights between me and the big part of town are my mortal enemy. Sports cars aren't meant to go 20mph for a few hundred yards, stop, and repeat.

>>34894172
You don't have to update us. Being there for your sister is more important than us knowing what's happening with her.
At least now you know your father is alive and cares about you both at least a bit.
How tall was he compared to you?

>>34894696
Eh, it's fast food, it doesn't vary much. It's not the best, but the quality and quantity per price is pretty good. I prefer Whataburger, but it's more expensive. Is there a Whataburger in Boston?

>>34895005
>heat of the moment
Repeat after me.
She. Is. Eight.
She. Is. A. Child.

>>34894413
I think he mostly wanted to see us and see what we've become. I knew it was him and was ready to do something and he just acted like a dad. He fixed my shirt and told me I was big. He said my sister was beautiful and it's amazing that we've managed to make something out of nothing. I wanted to ask him so many things but at the same time I didn't want to see him at all. He said that our mother called him a few days ago obviously very drunk. She said that we were going after custody of my sister and basically was begging for some level of help in stopping us. I think he's always known how awful things have been, that's why I feel the way I do about him.

>>34894696
I don't think he plans on coming back again, hopefully he won't.

>>34895118
He was taller than me by a couple inches but lanky instead of more build like I am.

>Is there a Whataburger in Boston?
There's one but it's kind of out of the way, I never been to it. I went to visit an aunt in Texas one time and she took us there. Why the fuck I have an aunt in Texas I don't know, the rest of my family is here
>>>34895005
Dude, she's 8

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>>34895455
>Dude, she's 8
aka a cute little girl

I wonder if the Significant Other to all these incest posters would ever post on the board. I wonder how Laura's dad would react

>>34895518
Laura's dad would be pissed, but not for the reason you'd think

>>34895518
I fear if HSG's Hungry Sister posted she would receive validation and encouragement to go after him

>>34895612
>I fear
>she would receive validation and encouragement to go after him
>>34893152

>>34895653
Because he doesn't want it at the moment, she might just be mixed up in emotions and not truly understanding if what she feels is really love

>>34895518
I don't know, let's be fair, things would've been worse if I didn't post here, my original plan was to try and waking him up by sucking his dick and you guys also helped a lot more than you think you did if you take out the "rape him" posts which are obviously jokes
Maybe one day I'll tell him, I won't show him the posts because some of them are a little lewd, and he doesn't need to see what everyone else is posting
>>34895588
What do you mean?
>>34895612
That's probably true

>>34895688
>if what she feels is really love
As opposed to what?

>>34895690
>if I didn't post
??? That wasn't what my post was about, I was more joking by how your dad/others would react and what they would post

>>34895690
>What do you mean?
I'm not going to say what it is publicly, but you've done something incredibly stupid that he would probably ground you from everything indefinitely for.

>>34895820
Oh, he would probably never touch a computer again is he read any of this
>>34895825
Uhh...Is it bad? Cause now I've got this sick feeling

>>34895887
why not ask him for advise of what to tell others like you and then post his message to us

>>34895333
He seems to regret his actions immensely HSG, you can be enraged at he's done in the past - but give him the chance to atone for them.
I bet he's been agonising over this for years; he certainly hasn't forgotten about you.

>>34895887
It's pretty bad. If you email me at [email protected] I'll tell you what it is so you can avoid doing it in the future

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>Older sister hasn't said a damn thing to me or Emma

Why's it gotta be like this.

Emma sucked me off this morning, apparently as an "apology" for our kinda shitty Valentine's day. Nothing much else is going on.

Also be careful ImoutoEra guy, I'm not gonna be the one to tell you to stop being close to your sister, but sticking it in at this point is a bad idea.

And I'm glad you're sister's doing well HSG. I don't really know what to say about your dad, I hope everything will be fine on that front.

>>34896157
Pat how much does Em know about your posting?

>>34896157
She's on her way to stab you pat. Be ready.

>>34896243
I hope she doesn't know anything. I'm pretty sure I would've suffered the consequences by now if she had any idea I've told random people on the internet about the sex we've had.

>>34896253
I wouldn't doubt it, honestly.

>>34896157
>She goes to your house to talk in person and then kill you.

>>34896451
>and then kill you.
Why would she do that?

>>34896364
>consequences
lewd kind?

>>34895986
Okay I emailed you, sorry it took a while to set up