Suicide general. What's the matter?

>>34855411
The 'matter' :

You're cowards

You all cry and whine and complain and plea for attention, threatening to kill yourselves, but not ONE single one of you has the balls to do it

I say let's put your money where your mouth is, bitches

First one to kill themself will have $1000 sent to their family

Okay

Get ready...

Set....

GO !!!....

See ?....

Cowards

>>34855411
I can't find joy in anything anymore.

>>34855466
>I'll send $1000 dollars to your family
>That'll make up for the loss of their youngest son

I wish I cared less.

>>34855466
I am willing to bet that at least a few anons have offed them selves from this board.

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haven't been touched in about 2 years. been suicidal for about a year, just been postponing it. feel like i'm too young and i know there's gotta be something out there for me, it's just hard, especially when you're an average looking, young female with little confidence and barely any experience. fucking sucks, but it's like any other typical story out there and i'm just another being on this earth that gonna rot in a hole.

>>34855561
It's pretty much guaranteed statistically.

>>34855466
Why does Reddit feel the need to troll all the suicide threads?

>>34855618
they probably think they are saving lives or some other bullshit.

>>34855584
Me and my parents sat down today and discussed why I was so miserable. We broke it down step by step, and the conclusion we all came up with was that life will never get better for me, only worse. They just kinda sat there in silence at the end until my mom finally said, "I just want to tell you that I love you." I just wish I could get a gun or something.

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>>34855411
I think the word "bleak" quite sums things up.

>>34855799
What is she using to hang herself with?

>>34855897
It appears to be a length of cord.

>a general about killing yourself has no posters

Like pottery

>>34855938
r9k is just in higher spirits, at least as of right now. This is not a bad thing.

>>34856011
It is for the people who actually want to talk about it.

>>34855668
This is the saddest thing I've read in a while. The struggle is real, anon.
>>34855584
>young female
Fuck off, roastie bitch.

>>34855668
Bro please move out of your parents house, trust me, when I lived with my parents I felt worse and worse everyday.

>>34856239
That's just it. I haven't lived with them for years. I don't even live in the same state as them.

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>>34855411
>>34855411
>What's the matter?
Nothing matters. It's all just...tiresome.

>>34856376
I don't know why you'd turn to your parents for emotional support, for me it just makes them worry more, and I feel like they have enough problems as it is. Talk to someone certified to actually help maybe?

>>34855466
Your lack of empathy and understanding is deeply worrying.

>>34856425
They're legally obligated to call the police if you mention you have plans of suicide. I learned that the hard way.

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>>34855466
>belittles the suicidal by implying they're only looking for attention
>does it in the most attention-seeking post one could possibly conceive.
???

>>34855668
>he has a relationship with his parents
Lmao normie

>>34856419
>Nothing matters.
This is nihilism. Nihilism is neither good nor bad. It's a completely neutral concept. You can handle it one of two ways: pessimistically or optimistically.

Because you're clinically depressed, you can only see it pessimistically, which is unfortunate for you. No, I'm not telling you "dude you just have to lighten up and have fun haha :)" but rather I'm just sorry you can only experience true nihilism in the least pleasant way possible.

Sorry, anon. You have a disease.

>be fedroa
>living under Sharia law
>desu I don't even know why I didn't opt off at this point

>>34855466
You don't hear from the people who go through with it because they're dead you retarded tripfag.

>tfw you try to hang yourself from a doorknob but youre so fat the knob broke.

>>34856522
You can also handle it neutrally. Not everything has to be white or black, anon.

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>>34856557
this shit actually happened to me last year. tried to hang myself in the closet. bar snapped in half because of my fat ass.

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>>34855411
Can we just talk about it without some normans coming and trying to shut us up for no reason. This is r9k goddammit of course I'm a coward asshole REEEEEEEEEE

>>34856468
lel this
he was even namefagging

>>34856523
>>be fedroa
>>living under Sharia law

How is the weather in London these days?

>>34856628
>London
If only

>>34856604
Just ignore Reddit. You can tell us anything.

>>34855665
I told a guy how to easily commit suicide, but because of idiot mods I got banned from that subreddit for 2+ days

>>34856523
What country?
deusblox

>>34856658
>what country
Libya

>>34856656
He probably banned you because you have a meme answer like building or train.

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Just did the stats boys and it looks like the only way i will die a happy man is if i kill myself before real life comes to bite me in the ass. I'm planning on buying a handgun and getting some codeine, take the codeine so i am not suseptible to pussying out, putting a garbage bag over my head to catch brains/cover face, and leaving a note on my front door so my mom doesnt come in. Rate my method

>>34856862
>has the ability to buy a handgun
Normie.

>>34856896
Nigga we still in the planning stages, although you did point out a critical flaw. Guess its hanging then

>>34856862
Kill yourself in the woods or something, don't burden your poor mother with your corpse.

>>34857035
>Woods
>Not going to a gun range and ruining a normie's day

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will it hurt my family less if i just """go missing??

i have never talked to anyone remotely close to me irl about how i feel. friends and family assume im just "naturally quiet" or some shit. i could just disappear and theyd never guess that i did it to myself

ive been enough of a useless sack of shit &the last thing i want is to make the people i think i love feel guilty over things that are entirely my fault

i am not special and i am not obligated to be remembered