Chad stole my mom

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>be me
>31 Living the good life, steady flow of GBP and tendies
>Then my bitch mom finds a chad
>Chad dad tells me that I need more motivation and discipline
>I tell Chad not dad that I am disciplined in karate
>Chad brushes me off and tells me I'm going to go fishing with him
>Super pissed off I don't wanna fish with asshole Chad
>Tell mom I want my tendies
>Whore mother tells me Chad is putting me on a diet and going to teach me some life skills.
>I screech at the bitch and run up to my room to grab my piss jugs
>Chad cleaned my room. No piss jugs.
>Mom runs up and begs me not to pass up this opportunity to have a father figure who will teach me life skills and how to be a functioning adult
>I shit my pants instantly and start a fit
>Chad puts me to bed
>Next day Chad teaches me to tie my shoes, how to dress my self and how to use the toilet.
>I scream at Chad that jugs are for piss not toilets
>Chad laughs "Anon, we will turn you into a real adult and I will help you every step of the way, because I love your mother and I love you too"
>The next 3 months is Chad teaching me algrebra and exercise
>Finally fishing trip
>We row out far into lake
>While that dirtbag Chad looks away I smack him right upside the head with my paddle. Concussion
>Swim to land and belt home for tendies
>Scream at mom for tendies
>Mom asks wheres Chad
>Hospital calls Chad alive and recovering. Mom cries.
>I get grounded
>Chad tells mom to talk to me personally
>Chad says "anon, you are a deeply troubled child, but I will not give up on you. I will help you. You are not alone in this world. You have me and mom"
>A tear flows down his smiling face
>It has been 5 months with no tendies MFW