Sudden luck wtf..

>>34854142
>Next day
>Chat a bit with girl
>Eat together at dining hall once
>Get invited for Saturday lunch at her place
>Not sure if friend zoned / always just friends or date??
>Too afraid to ask or escalate anything

>Saturday
>Four other people also come
>This is no date
>Feels like friend zone
>Everytiem
>I accept my fate
>Other people leave like 1-2 hours after lunch
>I stay
>nothing better to do
>Talk to girl about random stuff
>It's already getting dark outside

>Girl suddenly says: "Anon, I feel like you really like me"
>Pulse accelerates rapidly
>"I have been found out..."
>Don't even remember what I answered
>Turns out she just came out of a 3 year relationship
>Broke up two months ago
>Tells me something about not being sure if it would be a good idea to start romantic relationship
>Doesn't want to lose me as a friend if something between us would go wrong
>Tell her I would still talk to her even if it doesn't end well. ;)
>This somehow convinces her
>wtf.. stuff is actually working out for once
>She want's to french kiss me
>Anon to Brain: Search "kiss" and execute.
>Brain: "0 executable files with kiss have been found"
>Mfw..
>Don't know what to do.
>Reveal my power level and tell her I have never kissed a girl and never had gf
>You don't have any romatic experience Anon??
>Make up some shit about having recived two drunken blowjobs at a party a few years ago.
>Not sure if good liar
>God: [Puts all of his weight on scale in Anons favor]
>We french kiss and she shows me everything
>1 hour later
>Ask's me If I want to fuck her
>Why not?
>We fuck.
>Since then every two or three days we meet, do stuff, hang out and fuck
>After second time tells me is falling heavily for me and that she loves me.
>Think "Aren't people supposed to to say that a bit later?"

Anyway, this is how I ended up with gf. Never in my life would I have bet that I would fuck her that day. I feel like I haven't even put any effort at all in it. Life is fucking unfair and based heavily on luck. Especially when I think back on all the girls I secretly liked and never once got positive feedback.

We hate you. HATE YOU.

>>34854142
haha what a fucking cope, at 27 your life is already well and truly over.

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>>34854278
have some of her ass.
Obviously heavily blurred.

Nice anon, good for you.

Usually I would REEEE and say you dont belong here, but you sound nice and this was fun to read.

>>34854279
go back to lookism to whine about maxilla angles

What do you look like OP? Are you /fit/?

I hope it's true, happy for ya op
The other day I found 150 Euros while going around to do groceries and literally felt nothing

>>34854178
>>Saturday
>>Four other people also come
>>This is no date
>>Feels like friend zone
>>Everytiem
>>I accept my fate
>>Other people leave like 1-2 hours after lunch
>>I stay
>>nothin

So basically you're able to act normal and functional in a group environment? Sounds pretty normie to me. Congrats anyway, she's hot>>34854544

>>34854204
If that's my ex -- !!!

:| fml

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>>34854936
Not who you're responding to but I don't understand that reference, please enlighten me

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>>34854142
>tfw no "met at a laundry basement party" Meh/10 gf

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>>34854953
187cm, 86kg, BMI 25.1, 18% body fat, 44% muscle, caucasian, average face
never saw gym from inside, some push ups everyday

>>34855001
>Sounds pretty normie to me.
>27
>Kissless virgin
>on 4chan all day
>no real friends
>[insert weird thing]
>[insert weird thing]
>Pretty normie

>>34855384
but you hung out with normies for multiple hours and was able to act normal enough for a girl to fuck you

It's true m80s. I've fucked 7 girls and never once did I do anything resembling wooing, chasing or anything. From the time I lost my khv status at 19 to now, it's always happened when I wasn't trying.

>>34854142
>>34855474
>last summer, hanging out with my friend
>there is fireworks going on near his place
>decide to go
>saw a group of old high school classmates
>we were never friends, but they are glad to see us
>get invited to go to their place, never happened to me before
>music, alcohol games, fire outside, all new to me
>get pretty drunk, so is everybody
>this can't tell/10 girl I spoke once or twice in high school is there talking to me
>She eventually ask me once we are alone if I want us to kiss
>The alcohol and the part of me that what to experience this says yes
>we kiss, it's pretty awful, but exiting

Started dating her for a month. We did what couples do.
>never felt in love, the guilt is building as she's starting to really like me

Broke up with her, never talked to her again.
Love can't be forced is what I hope happened.

>>34854142
You probably already have IQ of 80 considering you don't have a bachelor's. Your not smarter than normies.

>>34854142
>legal analogue
called what?

>>34856175
I did other stuff that netted me a low six figure dollar amount. I'm actually quite confident that my IQ is somewhere between 115 and 125.

>>34856444
1p-LSD. I'm able to buy it in a normal online store with normal payment for like 2-3 Euro per hit.

>>34854142
be careful my man, if this is your first romantic thing you will get attached like crazy...
She can dump a 3 years old relationship and jump on another dick within a few weeks (prolly days), just do your thing man

>>34856750
Does it feel like real acid? Is it dangerous?

>>34858342
Not op but from my experience and research, 1p-lsd metabolises into LSD after ingestion.