Valentine's Day feels thread

>>34854021
If it makes you feel any better, she probably looks back on it and feels bad. Kids in high school are super, super awkward.

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>mfw she will be fucking him tomorrow night and I'll be home in bed

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>tfw fell in love years ago and have never been able to escape it no matter how much I try to pretend it isn't there

>>34854021
>had friends in highschool

Why do you complain about normies when you are one?

>>34854154
isn't this just good motivation to work on yourself?

>>34854253
>had friends
What I said was
>>in high school once, when I was trying to be likable and make friends, I casually asked some (female) friends of mine what they were doing for Valentine's Day
Perhaps "friends" isn't the most appropriate word to use here: I made jokes and tried to "put myself out there," but all that became of that was a select few groups of people who would tolerate me talking to them at school so that I didn't look lonely. They never invited me anywhere outside of school, in fact the only real friend I had through high school was expelled for a bomb threat, lel. He's probably a robot now.

>>34854262
It is, just don't have to motivation to do so as of lately.

Unless that girl was always the bitchy Stacy girl, she probably liked you, but was too nervous so she tried to play it as a joke.

I know this because I did this a lot when I was in high school and deeply regret it.

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I want to have a qt valentine, should I ask my oneitis to be mine?

Just finished off a bottle of vodka my man.

>>34854883
Trust me, they both laughed in my face. I'm INTP and very good at analyzing people's social cues, and I know what you're referring to, but this was different.

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>>34854021
>tfw no valentines for 29 straight years
>tfw you dated 2 qts
>tfw the second one breaks up with you
>tfw both did nothing but talk about how handsome and attractive and sexy you were
>tfw your last gf called you a 9/10
>tfw none of this matters because all you want is to find someone who cares about you and you can relate to
>tfw this person couldn't possibly exist because no one cares who they are
>tfw they only care about WHAT you are

so instead now i spend my afternoons drinking,
playing guitar and vidya, drawing shitty furry art, masturbating and I have never been happier.

wizardhood here i come

I had one Valentine's with a slut, but now just alone as I always will be,

Do what I do every Tuesday,
>get home from tafe
>jerk off
>play vidya
>play d&d with mates
>go to bed
>jerk off
I have posted this in the last 5 valentines day threads.

>>34855058
>drawing shitty furry art
You deserve it, anon
Iktf though...never had a gf but I know I'm objectively attractive. Makes it even more frustrating, at least if I was ugly I would know I was doomed from the start and never worry about trying.

>>34854021
>tfw move 1500 miles for a girl
>tfw she's not interested
>tfw i did this a week ago

I don't have words for the feels I'm feeling

>>34854262
I work on myself

I have no pride, not anymore

But it's not enough

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>>34854154
"I'm in the middle of killin' myself."

>>34855058
>>tfw this person couldn't possibly exist because no one cares who they are

i hold on hope

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>crowded elevator
>girl gets on and i'm in front of the floor buttons
>"which floor"
>stares at me and pushes by me to press her floor button
>continues staring at me with an angry look until i look away

sometimes i think normies are the autistic ones

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>>34855170
>You deserve it, anon
that's r00d.

i believed i was ugly for years. it was only until i started dating that i realized that it's all just about bullshitting and putting up facades. it gets your foot in the door, but people still expect you to act like some alpha badass pretty much 24/7.

fuck it i just want to be cute and like cute things.

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>>34855272
>fuck it i just want to be cute and like cute things
You know what to do, anon

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>>34855593
sadly no one really wants a 30 year old tranny, and hair loss really put the final nail in the coffin for me

which is a shame because i have a pretty twink-tier body.

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>tfw working at walmart
>seeing everybody buying gifts for their wives/gfs
>no friends
>fat af
>25 yo kissless virgin
>want to get into shape
>too depressed and rely on food and alcohol to really make the commit
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>34855719
If you are passable and would cater to my fat gaining GF fetish, I would take complete care of you. You would have everything you needed and would never have to lift a finger. Just put out and eat for me.

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>>34855834
unfortunately i'm not even remotely into feederism. i'm sorry ;_;

my physique is legitimately the only think i like about my physical appearance over enough that i masturbate to myself in the mirror sometimes on my knees in a collar

>>34855899
Could you pretend to be into it if I paid all your bills, gave you $800/month spending money, and did literally anything you asked?

(Obviously this isn't a binding contract here. I'm just curious)

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>>34855948
oh man it's... tempting but i don't think i could do it, i'm sorry.

all i've really wanted is something genuine. i would feel like i was just catering to your fetishes and had nothing in common with you. that was the problem with my last gf. i was able to cater to all her fetishes, but we weren't compatible people.

again, i'm sorry :<

>>34855948
Take a good look at yourself in the mirror. You're asking a 30 year old bald tranny to get fat for you, and you'd pay her 800 dollars a month.

Get ahold of yourself man!

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>being able to feel anymore

>tfw had generally pleasant exchanges with the qt at work today

>>34854021
32 here.
>never had a gf
>never got anything for valentines day
On the plus side, I bought myself a new Hi-Fi cassette deck for 30 USD. Sounds excellent. That money would had been sucked up if I had a gf.

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Moomin posting, best posting.

>>34854962
>INTP
>good at social cues

Nope. You sound like a sadsack so they dodged a bullet or two there

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>>34856037
Holy fucking shit dude.....you're right. To be 100% real with you - I asked out of curiosity like when there's some skeleton pig on /b/ begging for five dollars and you are so lonely and so depressed that for the fuck of it you say sure, I got what you need. Its gonna cost you though... And insert whatever sick fetish here and watch them say no, they cannot do that no matter what under infinite possibilities and infinite circumstances the answer is absolutely not - people with your fetish are barely worth more than violent pedophiles and you should choke on your loneliness...

Anon you are right, I apologize and will get ahold of myself. Sometimes no matter how lonely I am its best to be quiet and I agree with you.

I hope something good happens to you tomorrow.

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>>34856268
>implying I feel
It's not really a matter of feeling, it's more of a recognition that my life is fucked. Not particularly happy about it but I'm not capable of feeling sorrow for it, either.

>>34856347
>implying you know anything about MBTI
One of INTPs most defining characteristics is being an "onlooker," an "observer," etc. They are introverted but are very observant of the social situation around them. Even if you think MBTI is a crock of shit, I can tell you that I am personally a lot like that.
>You sound like a sadsack so they dodged a bullet or two there
Well, you got me there...

21 years in a row for me.

Doing the watch the same movie i have for a few years and then not fap. Its become a tradition to not fap on Valentines so i can reflect on my poor choices in life.

I might play a game if i get time.

>>34856447
>Its become a tradition to not fap on Valentines so i can reflect on my poor choices in life.

sorry, that's hilarious

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>>34856359
i think you're being a little hard on yourself. feederism isn't pedophilia dude, and it's not like you hurt anybody by asking. it doesn't make you an awful person, at least not to me.

we're all lonely here, man. it's okay to be weak sometimes. i understand. i just hate seeing people let down in life, and hope that things go well for you.

good look ok? feel better! don't be sad!

>>34854021
They don't think it's "okay". Most of them don't take this shit seriously.

With that said they do come as hypocritical whenever someone has a misfortune or a emotionally manipulative moment like visiting the orphanage happens and they suddenly bawl their eyes out when last weekend they were probably talking shit about one of their friends ex gfs or a random dick at school joking about how the world wouldn't be different if said person disappeared. Or they pull off shit like your story OP.

I always laugh whenever I get called an asshole because I at least embrace it. I don't act like a hypocritical moron being a two faces cunt to other people and crying after a missionary activity, then going back to be a passive aggressive jerk towards other people

>>34855265
They kinda are

>>34856542
*good luck

sorry i'm rather drunk and keep making typos.

>>34856359
I'm a pedophile and I'm 100% sure feederism is more socially acceptable in most cultures. Hey, at least you can enjoy your fetish without going to jail.
Also I think the furry thinks you're OP when in reality I'm OP

>>34856542
Thanks anon. Your words made a difference, a positive difference on me. I appreciate you and thank you

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>>34854021
>tfw I thought I had a Vday bf
>tfw a week ago he completely ghosted me

just shoot me

>>34856506
How is it funny. I do it on my birthday as well.

>>34856590
I meant no disrespect to you. It isn't your fault that you like what you like. That's why I tried to put "violent" pedophile in my post.

>>34856668
I didn't take offense, I realize pedophilia is a fucked up fetish. I'm just saying that you're not as depraved as you think you are.

>>34856637
At least yours didn't act like a psycho bitch before cutting contact.

>>34854021
Never had a bad valentines day, but because of an incident back in high school I have flashbacks about this one particular valentines day.

>be me junior in highschool 2010
>get friendship flowers and chocolate from everyone
>at the end of school qt girl gives me a nicely decorated handmade box
>inside box there's a card, a sunflower (lol wat), and a bag of twix the best chocolate
>say thank you for the valentines day gift and walk away
>open box take out bag of twix and throw away box without reading the letter and taking out flower

The next day was super awkward. The girl saw me throw away her box and was super upset about it. All white knights and other girls started calling me a dick. I was kind of forced to take her out on girls day because of my fuck up.

Also who ever is posting these moomin pics be my platonic valentines!

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>>34856787
It's me and at least one other anon. And I accept your offer <3

I'm going to start drinking tomorrow morning. It will continue until probably around 4PM, because my work shift is 2-6. I will be drunk at work, and I hope my boss doesn't hate me for it.

I tutor maths, I will literally be interacting with people and doing math the whole time I will be buzzed/drunk

I'm just going to go through my normal day just like any other.
Alone.
Each day just like the rest.
And though my outward face is emotionless and even cold, I am in extreme pain on the inside.

>>34856919
>I accept your offer <3
I got this warm feeling in me now. I remember when I was a kid I crushed so hard on that witch girl.

Friend already ditched me to go fuck his nympho boyfriend. Tomorrow will make 25 years in a row. Really tempted to just buy some bourbon and hope it speeds up time.

I prepared a card for my crush, but I'm afraid she don't take it and will just walk (Or even run) away from me as she did for the last two or three weeks. Everything was fine before, but now everything has changed. And it makes me physically sick. I feel like I'm going to vomit rn be cause of this sadness.
Brought some alcohol to the uni, probably will be drunk the whole day.

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Found this pic on the wall at the college, perfectly fits my mood today

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And it's also terribly cold outside. Yesterday I felt like spring was coming, but today there's only wind, snow and misery. No sun, everything is grey, it seems like winter will last forever.

>>34857672
Where is that? Why does it look so familiar?

You're not in Central NY by any chance, are you?

>>34857766
Russia. But it seems it's the same everywhere.

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>started dating my first girlfriend last March
>we broke up this January
>she got a new gf within 5 days of us breaking up

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>>34857136
>witch girl
delet this right now

>>34857805
Fuck off normalfag. You're not welcome here.

Oreganal

>>34856977
Have you everything been drunk at work before?

>gets opportunity to talk to a girl
>pretty became my first gf
>on my birthday she sent nudes
>also said she'll do "something special" on Valentine's day
>broke up on January
Felt bad at first but soon realize she's just nothing special

>>34857805
Fuck off back to /soc/ normie faggot. We don't need your kind here.

>>34858122
It could be worse, she could break up with you on Valentines day. Special thing!

>>34854021
>never have had a gf before
>too autistic and immature anyways
>All valentines day is too me is just another day, another day working up my massive horde of cash
>who needs thots to drain you anyways? Right?

the one girl i ever liked ran away we we were 14 and went missing... i wish i was able to help her out better so she never had to run...

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>>34854154
Stop anon this one hurts the most.

Is it bad if I want my ex to find someone to love? I know I don't deserve her, so I just want her to be happy. Then I'll be happy too.

>>34854154
I know and it hurts.

>>34854021
Luckily this is going to be the first valentine I spend with a girl. A girl from tinder though and it's our first meeting.

On the other hand my oneitis who just got a bf (total Chad btw) told me that he's just broken up with his previous gf. Motherfucker has been probably spending valentines with girls all his fucking life. If one dropped out, he immediately had another. It makes me fucking sad to know that there are guys who have it all and are living the fucking life, and robots who can't have even one girl be interested in them enough to spend the valentines evening together.

>>34858249
Why go with someone you don't have feelings to? That's always my problem with things like Tinder.

>>34858288
I don't know. Maybe something will spark up between us? She's been so polite and nice to me it's almost unreal. And she's a qt.

I don't expect much from it though.

>>34858345
Well, I hope it goes well for both of you. Just don't let your autistic nature show too much ^^

>>34854021
Tfw gf but she said she's too busy too meet today and we've hardly been talking recently
>What does she mean by this?
>Why wouldn't she breakup if she's not interested in the relationship?
>Should I just end it?

>>34858375
I don't know. It's not the first tinder meeting I have but I never broke past the first date. Never had a second.

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>Valentine's Day is my birthday
>tfw no gf

>>34858421
You've hot all of is by your side. Happy birthday. Maybe your mom will call you and say some nice things.

>>34858421
Happy birthday, anon-kun!!!

How old are you now?

(Why does my comment keep getting banned reee?)

>>34858438
*hot = got
Too drunk to type, sry

>>34854154
Are you me?
>>34854211
Are you me?
>>34855214
Holy fuck anon. What now?
>>34855260
Possibly me.
>>34858218
Cucccccccc


As for me, well, tfw spending it crying over wafiu's on secondlife who probably wont hang out with me or even talk to me today (unless i say hi first)

>>34858412
women will never take the initiative in a breakup. they would literally rather cheat than make a move where they could be seen as wrong. they want control without the responsibility of actually pulling the trigger on decisions. i'm not saying you should end it because you didn't give enough information, but do understand that if she wants it to end she won't tell you on her own.

>>34858438
She texted me.
>>34858451
23.

>>34855214
I want to know more
Tell me your story

>gave roses to high school oneitis every valentines day many years ago
>get dragged through hell after being rejected by her during college

Valentines day only fills me with rage now. I can't stand the sight of roses anymore either.

>be me
>5 mins ago
>get home from university
>play vidya, mother comes home
>"hey anon, how was your day" usual conversation
>she spots a red envelope on my bedside table
>"anon, do you have a girlfriend? Is that a card from her?"
>"no, it's a christmas card from grandma"
>"Oh, I thought you had a secret lover.."
>"Haha, you never know!"

I don't. I hate my life.

>>34857672
It's so... perfect.

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>be me
>1* yo
>too shy to give valentinka to boy in my school

aaarrrr

>>34857672
Shit, it seems the exact same where I am.

Im listening to "Thinking Bout You" by Frank Ocean as I think about her, because the song is spot on about her. Its been a while since we stopped seeing one another besides where we meet weekly. This song basically describes me and her. I have mixed feelings about seeing if she is free tomorrow, but I heard she's dating someone now. I need to get out of this feel zone.

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Y'know, I had a few chances to hook up with girls when I was younger (I'm only 23).
I backed off everytime.
Not because I was a bitch, but more the fact that every girl that showed an interest in me was one that had serious emotional/mental issues.
I'm not sad that I missed those opportunities, but more sad at the fact that I only seem to have a chance with girls with serious problems (probably due to the fact I come off as 'nice and intelligent').

>>34858580
Been there, anon. She also has a song - Heartburn by Wafia (Felix Cartal remix)

Only way to stop the feels is to bombard yourself with other girls and fuck as much as you can.

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>>34854154
The feels will never go away.

>>34858693
I tried anon. It comes and goes, but today's hitting pretty hard. She said she never wanted to hang out in December, but last month she agreed to a group thing to eat with me and a friend.

I tried the girl thing, but I failed with that and I'm even more miserable. I guess I'll enjoy my smokes

>My ex has two girlfriends
kms

>>34858742
Again, I know your feels but you have to keep forcing yourself to go with other girls. Visit a prostitute if you need to.

My heart has been broken so many times I already learned how to get girls out of my mind relatively quickly and can get it down to like a month now.

>>34858768
I failed as in, we hung out, then whenever I would shoot an invite or something, they dont respond. I might just go to a meadow tomorrow and lay down.

>>34854154
Wrong

I'll be offing myself. Who's the sucker now!

>>34858565
You can give me your valentinka, fembot. From Russia with love and all that

>>34857875
You know that witch girl who use to visit moomin valley with her Grandma?

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>>34854021
>looking at jewbook feed
>everyone is booking restaurants, going to movies and shit
>one more year of getting drunk and playing vidya alone, while my normie roomate is destroying his qt gf next door

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>no gf
>but it don't matter I've plans to meet up with a girl twice in like a week
>also shitposting with a polish memeqt who mite b a catfish but it don't matter

pic related

After I return home from classes I'll be watching all of these by myself

>Synecdoche, New York
>Blue Valentine
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

And if I don't gather up the courage to finally do it, I'll just jerk off and fall asleep.

>>34858791
I know what you mean, anon. Again, don't let go and keep trying. For the 100 girls you ask 2 may actually hang out with you and it'll still be worth it.

I stopped counting how many girls stopped responding to me but there's always one that actually wants to hang out. Remember to NEVER go for just one girl at the same time.

>>34854021
>tfw 25yo khv
>every year that goes by, i get weirder and more eccentric
at least where i live is comfy and i food and i am for the most part happy enough except for when i really alone

>>34858937
Is being eccentric bad?

>>34858970
some people find it annoying

>>34858925
Thanks for the encouragement anon. I'll see if I get any luck or invites or something. I don't feel like initiating tomorrow.

>>34854021
They subconsciously hate you for all the right reasons. It's bred into them to hate you no matter what you do.

>>34858996
Get tinder if you haven't already. It's wonderful for this shit.

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>>34854021
Take it from an oldfag, if you don't get female attraction when you're in the prime of your life (teens through 20's) then you will not get it later either as you'll start to lose your youth.

Just fuck hookers for goodness sake, save yourself the pain and fuck some 10/10 hookers. That's what they are there for.

>>34858867
You've a bracelets man, keep it up! I can't watch movies like these

>>34859022
I was thinking about it, but in LA, the competition might be tough.

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>>34854154
This is the worst fucking feeling. Why did it have to be her he's dating?

>>34854262
It is for me at least. Waiting is all I can do so I figure I might as well get /fit/ and try to power through my social retardation while I'm at it.

>>34859023
hookers are for losers, I respect more a rapist than man that fucks hookers.

>>34859038
*bracelets = brave
Fuck!

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>>34854021
Why are we still here, just to suffer?
Will we ever get gfs?

>>34859039
It just means more swiping, anon. Don't worry.

Besides the good part of it is you'll at least know which girls are actually remotely interested in you.

>>34858567
It would be nice, tbqh. I wish I could meet you there, we could drink Jager together.

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>>34859045
Every woman you meet has had multiple dicks regularly wiped all over her face.

Pic related is tiziana cantone who killed herself after her amateur videos of her blowing and gangbanging random guys went viral.

You can save yourself anon, but the slut you idolise will not. Save yourself the pain or you'll learn it all too late.

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>Dat feel 18 in high school.
>Never had/cared for a Valentine.
>Still Chads bigger than me.
>Lifting didnt cure my face/5'9 height. (pic related is me and still a social outcast at school)
>Held door for girl, she looks at me in disgust and proceeds through the other door.
What should i jerk off to tomorrow?

>>34859088
Shit, that wouldn't be too bad tbqh.

First time posting in /rk9/ and first time greentexting, have mercy.

>Had gf for last valentine's day, got with her around thanksgiving.
>She does "galentines day" with her two fat insecure sjw friends
>Gf drives over a curb after her time hanging with her only two friends
>go all out for valentine's day, spend about $150 on gifts and took her to a nice ass restaurant, got a bouquet of roses and shit
>Doesn't react at all
>She's sad for driving over the curb yesterday
>a fucking curb
>spends all day sad
>doesn't even react in any way towards any of the stuff i did
>eat desert in awkward silence
>say good bye and go home

I found out she invited her retarded friends afterward. Over the course of my relationship with her, she was very neglectful and wouldn't even care about my existence. She broke up with me over the phone while she was visiting with family in california, after we were together for an entire year....

She asked me if we can be friends and I asked her why she would want to be friends and all she could say was because she wouldn't have anyone to talk about her favorite tv shows with. She didn't care about me at all and really only cared about herself

I'm like 80% drunk so please forgive me if I'm not using /rk9/ right. I just wanted to vent since I saw her being happy on instagram with her two friends. I feel like they convinced her to break up with me because I intimidated them, Im not ugly or anything and I have my life on a pretty good track, I have a house and money and i'm
pretty good socially and attractive but i'm totally awful with women and i'm probably gonna die alone. Her friends are tumblr woman children and they absolutely hated me

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>>34859110
I'm a hot afraid to ask where you are, Or tell where I am. But it's worth a try. Does it look familiar?

>>34859169
*a bit afraid
My head lets me down

>>34859063
Fug, ogei. I heard tinder wasn't a great dating app. More or so a hookup app?

>>34859137
>associates with tumblr trash

Why be sad

Some awful cunt who didnt care about you got out of your life. Chin up faggot

>>34857672
Perfect comfy weather

>>34859169
Not really. I'm in Poland.

>>34859200
If you're not a hot Chad then more of a dating app but don't expect much out of it. And many girls can turn into a hookup once you get them drunk enough.

>>34859200
You can download ICQ, it's great. Not even kidding.

>>34859203
Yeah, I see that now. I kinda wish it ended sooner. I should probably just block her so I won't stalk her social media anymore.

>>34859207
Not if you've out there. It's just a windy hell.

>>34859218
Okay my fellow gopnik, I'll test it out soon. See if any girl wants to share a cig and sit on the tailgate of my Chevy. I aint chad but I am told I'm decent looking.

>>34859221
Whats ICQ? Same thing as tinder?

>>34857444
I saw her! But she was late to classes, so I didn't even say hi. Shame. Wonder if she noticed me.
And so the stalking continues...

>>34859253
I can't tell if you're joking about ICQ. If you are, it's a good joke.

>>34859221
>2007+10
>ICQ
Is it still popular?

>>34859460
Some people use it. There are big chats, I used to shitpost there about a year ago.

>>34859391
I really dont know what the abbreviation stands for.

>>34859493
It sounds like I Seek You, that's all. A nice old messenger.

>>34855265
We are the intellectually superior species, they just outnumber us, that's all there is to it.

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>>34858829
>having jewbook

Nothing will add to your depression and anger like the feeds of normies. Since I deleted the account, all is well.

>>34859578
>all is well
>/r9k/
Who are you trying to fool?

>>34856268
Name of the manga? Please oregano

I'll be working.
All I really do is work and anime.

>>34859644
Isn't it Azumanga? Girls look like Osaka.

>>34859108
Tentacle hentai. Always a good choice

>>34859696
No, I remember it was about this girl who turns into a slut and gets fucked up because of her choices. And pregnant I think.

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>>34854021
>tfw getting old now, past your prime

>never experienced having a valentine

>>34859137
Boo hoo. Get out of here please.

>tfw no v-day gf to make love to

>>34859578
>tfw I live under my stepmom and dad's roof
>I have to put up with them being open about fucking
>half-brother listens in on it
>have to put up with stupid virgin jokes from my dad and her
I've begun to have violent convulsions. I get rage-highs when I think about smashing my stepmom's face into the nearest solid surface repeatedly. I have fantasies of leaving this household but my social and financial situation has left me constricted.

Why can't normos have any fucking decency and not roast me, I'm 24 for fuck sake.

>>34860240
[ShindoL] Henshin - Emergence
This one?

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>set up my v-day date for Wednesday instead of Tuesday

Never been so made at myself. Wondered why I got a reservation so late

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>27
>never been in love
>back with my parents this year
>going to spend the whole day alone wishing I had a boyfriend to cuddle with
Not even sure what I'm going to spend the day doing, besides applying for work some more.

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>tfw fapped 3 times yesterday so my sexual drive is depleted for the entire day
I really should take up nofap for once, masturbation feels more like a chore than a luxury now.

>>34860611

just bring a girl over and lose your virginity then. its that easy

>>34861672
Fuck off normalfag, no one wants you here

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I don't understand this board.

>Few weeks ago my deadbeat mother asked me, while I am at work, if I was gonna get a girlfriend for Valentines Day
>Tell her im not interested enough to care about Women
>Asks me right after if I am gonna give her grandkids
>Call her and as she picks up, very slowly, say the word no

She has been passive aggressively shitposting on FB about me to the family. Jokes on her though, they all know I am the breadwinner providing for my brothers, sister, and her useless fat ass :^)

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>>34854021
It helps to not care what normies think

>>34854211
This shit....
I broke myself over a oneitis 6 years ago and I haven't been able to feel anything since.
Up until her I would move from crush to crush as my life went along. Silently obsessing over this or that girl, thinking about them all the time fantasizing etc.
Since her, 0 crushes, 0 oneitis cases, 0 interest in other women.
I don't know how to fix this.

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>>34861698
I straight up admitted to my family that I'll never get a girlfriend about 3 days ago.

Honestly their reaction was pretty low-key, they knew that I was fucking hopeless ages ago.

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>>34861585
Why is that anon?

oregano commentato

>>34861792

>smug about being an unloveable monster

>>34861796
I don't really have money and I caught something that's messing with my head and interfering with my few hobbies. Living with my parents because I've got no money and I finally gave in and used the safety net I have. Never been in love because I've always been either bullied or ignored.

>>34861819
>Normalfag post
You faggots never have anything interesting to say, I could care less what you think about me

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>tfw no clingy ass psycho bitch to bother you on Valentine's Day

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>>34861792
Honestly I got my shit together and my bitch of a mother still pesters me all the time. Her new thing, besides the passive aggressive shit about me being alone for all eternity, is to bitch that I wake her up at 6PM to take me to work for the evening because I refuse to use Public Transportation or buy a car. I don't know why she cares either, my middle brother already has a GF and 100% has had 2 close calls so her Grandkids are coming, but she doesn't want his. Its so fucking odd. Not sure if its a Women thing or a Parent thing. Any normie anons browsing know the answer?

>tfw robot
>tfw got one friend in highschool whos also a robot but his family sold him into wageslavery so they can keep the money.
>tfw hes my best friend, and I only want whats best for him
>tfw kek gave him didgets promising he would get the girl at his wage slave job
>tfw my buddies movein on in the world
tfw u will prob be forgotton now
>tfw atleast friend is happy
>tfw he gets a belly gf

this is keks gift to him for fighting in the meme wars, may he retire and live a happy life, the battle is won, but for me, the war is not over.

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>>34861851
Good Feels Man

>>34861830
Being frank here you don't need much money to have a nice relationship, although at your stage in life it does help. Best of luck, if you like anime I'm sure you'll find someone here, or out there. Unless you're hideous, then there's no hope.

>>34861924
The money's not a problem for my relationship prospects so much a it's a problem for my chances of doing anything fun today.

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ask your oneitis out today

I'm gonna try goy

>>34861966
We're all gonna make it

>>34861945
Find a guy to treat you out

jk why don't we have a picnic, indoors, next to the glow of computer screens

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>>34854021
>tfw haven't felt love for 9 years

If you have a oneitis, you need to GTFO of this board.
I envy you...still being able to feel smt. Fk u all.

>>34861997
That's probably what I'm gonna do. It's a pretty old PC so I guess I'll watch movies online or something. Maybe play one of my older adventure games.

>>34862014
how do we feel feelings again?

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>>34858565
gib ur heart shaped bussy nao!!!

>>34856787

The Comet comfiest tale

The one where they sail off to the island is feelest

>tfw gorgeous girl who wants my d lives far away and I'll only see her this weekend
>tfw I had to settle for a booty call from a busty hot girl who is dumb as bricks
>tfw I have to have dinner with her and her friends before finally being able to fuck her

>>34862117
Ditch dinner, still fuck, find the solution

>>34862117
fuck off you disgusting fucking normie

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Is gon habben tommorow senpaitachi
Other day i posted this in a get a gf on Valentines thread, those digits tho
There were 2 baker girls, one i thought the numbers were for turned out to be roastie tryn to make me a satellite, but the other one i think actually likes me.

>>34862037
We don't.
We breathe till death decides to do us a favor.

>>34858654
No its because you want Stacy. You're a robot. Either get rich, or settle for a psycho bitch

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>be trap
>crush on other trap
>send her valentine's art of a character from game we mutually like
>seperate trap sends her self drawn cute funny valentine that's much better than mine
>feel self concious
>cry a bit and fall asleep

>>34862273
Funny how depending how I describe myself I can get called a Chad, normie, or turbovirgin on /r9k/.

>>34862342
>her
Seriously though, post your butt.

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>>34862383
Sorry anon, but im too bummed out

>>34862406
Won't positive attention from /r9k/ make you feel better, though?

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>>34862422
That's not the kind of attention i want man. I just wanted to post some feels and get it off my chest a bit.

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>got a gf
>can't think of something non-cliche to buy her

>Today she'll be spending time with her love in their nice house
>Today I'll be mounting new sights on a rifle
>Then shooting every round of ammo I can get my hands on
>Then getting blackout drunk on rye whiskey

>>34862463
Don't buy her anything

>>34862453
I'd like to get off on your chest too.

>>34861913
You are a good friend, I'm sure he won't forget about you.

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> tfw you've been talking to a at for awhile
> tfw you asked her out and she said yes only to be nice
> tfw she meets some Chad
> tfw you see her eyes light up every time he texts her
> tfw you remember you're an ugly sperg who probably never had a chance to begin with

I really do just want to die at this point.

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>>34863177
Lemme guess.
You were her ultimate last back up pan if chads wanted to bang other grills.
Life sucks anon

>>34861519
Yes, thank you very much anon.

I remember reading this some time ago but I forgot the name.

>>34863232
Yeah probably and yes it does. Sad thing is even knowing this I'd still date her.

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One day, two years ago in hs, two roasties(stupid enough to not write exams in humanities well) send to me and my loser friend letters with insults. Normies were laughing on us. I hope they'll die in suffer, they deserve it, they were even laughing on blind and disabled. Normies are not humans, they are too fucking evil.

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I'll be having a threesome later today

>tfw you love her
>tfw you've always loved her
>tfw she likes you, but she likes someone more
>tfw she still plays with your feelings
>tfw all you've ever wanted is to move on
>tfw you try your hardest to move on but you love talking to her and she enjoys your company
>tfw you can't escape
>tfw sometimes she gets a bit too playful and sends you lewd photos
>tfw you know she took them for someone else or that others have seen them
>tfw you've told her this hurts you and you don't want her to be a slut
>tfw you just want to provide for her and protect her
>tfw she's the only girl you can be yourself around
>tfw all she does is break your heart
>tfw this has been going on for 4 years now

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>orbited a slut for 6 months straight
>orbited another slut for a good month
>got friendzoned by a qt gehova's witness
>subconsciously decide to not try to get a girlfirend ever again
>nice red wine bottle to get drunk with sitting in fridge

I'm dead inside, but at least I got wine

>>34855058
>dated 2 qts
>wizardhood

??

I'm just hear to say that I'm finally in a relationship, she's a total bitch but she always wants to fuck me and I got to put it in her butt. Looking forward to my first Valentine's Day desu.

Who else /finally has a gf/

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>>34854021
19th valentine's day spent alone

Just fuck my shit up good and proper senpai

>talk to qt college classmate for a few days
>I somehow am acting completely normal
>decide fuck it, ask her out
>""Oh. I'm really flattered, but I already have a boyfriend. Sorry."
>start sperging out and mention the time this same situation happened to me before in high school
>whythefuckdididothat.webm
>"Do you wanna talk about it?"
>awkwardly say no it's fine let's just be friends bye
I should just keep my mouth shut.

>>34864205
You don't belong here anymore.
You became what you hated.
It is time to leave, you are not welcome.
Of course, I can't make you go. I just hope that whenever you come here, you remember that no one here likes you, and you never feel like this may be the only home you thought you had again.

>>34854916
No harm in trying anon

Spaghetios

>>34859039
...Eric???????? Originally asking for a friend

>still have oneitis over that one bitch. No bitch can square up to her.

>>34864544
It feels good to be on the other side, and I started going to reddit unironically the same month I had sex.

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>be a beta orbiter to a girl since high school
>she's very pretty, and she's a tall ginger girl.
>very strikingly unique but increadibly beautiful
>I'm so in love with her it hurts
>she says she needs to get drinks because she's having a bad day
>we go to a bar and sit together
>she gets a little drunk and kind of flirty
>this is literally the best day of my life
>I even put my hand on her leg
>then Tattooed goth Chad comes up
>"oh anon, this is my friend edgy Chad!"
>they get sone drinks and she strokes his hair
>she calls him, "Her sexy vampire!"
>which stung because that's what he looked like
>they got some more drinks and start to make out
>they both get up and I realize she's taller than him not by much but still noticeable
>this really triggers me
>they start to kiss and leave
>I'm devastated and get drunk by my self
>send her a long text on how I've always loved her
>read at 1:47am
>no response
>she text me the next day and says "I'm too good for her"
>I die on the inside
>now they're dating
>kills me even more
Happy Vallentines Day

Why do you people still give a shit about fucking Valentines Day?
It makes you feel like shit and Valentines Day is a day to make the good consumerist goy pay to his jewish overlord, fuck it.
Get some beer, play some vidya and call it a day.

>>34865284
>I'm too good for her
This is my favorite female lie.

>>34854021
If missing out on Valentines day is anything more than a minor annoyance then you're a woman/faggot.

What gets me is the constant weekends I spent alone in a room with alcohol. Every single weekend for the past 8 years with 2 exceptions. While a collegeslave (until I dropped out), NEET and internshipcuck, still the same.

What gets me is being a KV at the age of 26, getting closer to 30 every day with nothing to show for it.

At this point the only solace I can find in it is that I'm not going to reproduce, which is a slight fuck you to my parents. Another good one is if I order some heroin for the first time in a decade or so (for a lethal overdose) if I'm still a depressed loser.

What

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>>34859051
dont phone post then ya fuckin idiot

>>34854262
No, why would you want too become the enemy? Work on yourself as yourself.

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>>34865284
Literally almost the same that once happened to me. Except she had black hair and left me for a legitimately clinically insane retard.
Not even joking, he was a patient at the psychiatric clinic she worked at. I left the bar semi-drunk and fucked in the head.
Saw them on the way out making out like it's the last day on earth, thanks Obama.
At home i tried to "relax" by playing WoW.. lost almost 500 points in ranked, got wasted, spend the night over the toilet.
Best day of my life.

>tfw legitimately less desireable than a clinically insane person
Get on my level, faggots.

>>34866519
Don't feel bad anon, clinically insane people are apparently the biggest Chads of them all.

Have you seen how many love letters Anders Brevik gets sent to him daily? Shit's ridiculous but how could a girl resist someone so confident?

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>>34866566
>Anders Brevik
Didn't know about that, but imho Anders "i shoot the commie with my tommy" Breivik isn't mentally ill.
Sure he's a "terrorist", but at least he killed some lefties and not innocent people celebrating christmas.. actually respect that.

>tfw being a neo-nazi mass murderer gives you pussy
>tfw Hitler was married
>tfw i'm right-wing german
S-should i do it senpai?

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>gf mad at me for telling her to hush when she was nagging me to hurry up while trying to find food at Walmart
>after I waited 3 hours for her to finish her RA duties just to go with her
>sends me a text saying she doesn't want to do anything on Valentine's Day
>obvious plea for attention so I ignore it
>already annoyed by university life and now it's Valentine's Day
>got to go buy presents (average amount spent by men is $114 iirc) and bend the knee while she cries about how horrible I am
>repeat every holiday
>cyborg so everyone is going to call me a faggot
Don't fall for the women meme. You have sex once, realize it's not as good as you thought it would be then you got a little secretary following you around everywhere. You still feel lonely too, even if you get a slighty *slighty* better sense of self worth which translates into talking to women better.

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> GF said she doesnt celebrate Valentines and doesnt want to do anything because working in retail made her hate valentines
> Taking her to the cinema and drinks tonight because we love eachother and I like spending time with her
> Probably going to get to have some form of romantic sex for the first time rather than just shagging.

Its a good feel desu

>>34866734
fuck off normalfag

Or I should say please stay normalfag cause this shithole is for you once again. Ironically the robot killed the robot culture. The only board left for us is wizchan /dep/, and that board is very very depressing (and slow).

>>34855058
>all that romantic stuff
>wizardhood
hmmmm...

>>34866793
>I want everything to be Wizardchan lite
Just go to Wizardchan and talk about math and homicidal rage.

daily reminder that it is all brain chemistry. What sounds a lot like oxytocin anons ? Yeah that's right, oxycontin. both of them will make you feel pretty fucking good and ill always pick the second one
>real love doesnt exist
>its all nothing but drugs in your brain
>take charge and put those drugs there yourself

>>34866707
>should I do it?

Yes. Look at all the homicidal maniacs in history. Do you think they were ever single? No. All of them were literally drowning in pussy. Even Hitler (though he was a little beta on the side) had side girls besides Eva Braun. I say do it, anon, and greentext results when you're done.

>>34866868
I'll let (((HIM))) decide. I do it if digits.

>>34856590
>I'm a pedophile
Kill yourself.

>>34866858
You're right. I've had it legally before and it's great.

I've been a NEET for so long that I've decided to at least try a job and getting a place of my own. But I have a very ugly bone structure so I wont reproduce, and I'm a friendless slightly autistic loser so I won't get a social life. So the probable conclusion of my shitty life will be heroin in my 30s and then an overdose.

>Meet this chick a couple days ago
She has a bf
Tells me she wants me but we have to be discreet.
This dudes taking her out today
Check.

>have a dream about her flying to my home and hanging out with me doing karaoke and watching anime
>wake up and realize it's Valentine's Day
>check on Facebook and remember she blocked and removed me after I told her about my depression
>wanted to stay in bed and cry but realize I have to go to my shitty job

Please kill me god, I don't want to be reminded it's Valentine's Day by coworkers.

>>34866957
nothing better then going to sleep. Lady morphine slowly wraps around you until you fall asleep from the warmth

>>34854021
Because she was joking. You didn't catch on. It was funny.

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>tfw never even liked a girl
At this point I think I'd rather fuck a trap because girls are dumb

>tfw get booty call from girl, just need to arrange for dinner somewhere nice
>tfw every single restaurant is fully booked because of Valentine's

>>34867388
>booty call
>asks you to take her to dinner

I'm sorry anon but this isn't the definition of a booty call

>>34854021
we may be alone, fellow robots.........but at least we are alone together.

>>34867463
so technically were not alone?

>>34867435
We're going to fuck after. So it's not?

>>34867539
If it were, you'd be fucking now.

It's called a date.

>>34867539
Yes what >>34867558 said.

A booty call is straight up come over and have sex. No buying anything involved.

You're going on a date, which can lead to sex, but is not necessarily a booty call.

>>34867558
Okay, fine. A date it is. But it was still her who contacted me, not the other way around.

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>>34867667
Well then, congrats. Hope you fine a place. If you can't, then maybe >>>/ck/ to cook something?

Also, get off my board.

>>34859108
What the fuck?

It never gets better does it? You look exactly like the stereotypical American jock dude that runs the school and they still treat you like an outcast?

I'm a small runt, but people leave me alone because they saw me fight some dude in middle school and I'm assuming they think I'm a bit off in the head when it comes to temper.

One girl asked me straight up whether "I'm crazy" and my initial reaction was "n-no I'm not" and 2 seconds later I realize it was a shittest and I was supposed to say something like "yeah, but aren't we all". She hasn't smiled at me or asked to finish my drinks / snacks after that.

One malicious Stacy liked me when I used to bully this big autist dude, and so all the girls in her group also were friendly to me. She tried flirting with me but I was too autistic to catch on even if she brought up sex or got physical.

Me and big autist became friends, he's the only one that sits with me in the cafeteria apart from the only guy who's shorter than me but he has higher status than me because he played in the hockey team so he has Chad friends

It's my final year and I'm off to the army

I have nothing to look forward to in the world of 9-5 jobs and washed-up drunks and whores.

Best years of my life my ass.

>>34867667
>SHE asked ME out on a date

Even more embarrassing. You're a man? I hope to God this is bait.

>>34859137
Women are influenced by mob mentality.
Pick it up and move on.
Its alot easier if you just thibk of women as the trash they are

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>had yummy breakfast at flying biscuit cafe
>got a package that I thought was lost in the mail
>bought my cat a cute Valentine's Day toy at target

Its been a good day for me, boys. I hope its not too terrible for you.

>>34867710
I found a place, but nothing fancy.

>>34867728
>girl calls you because she wants a date and sex
How is this pathetic exactly?

>>34854021
Holy fuck dude, that was ten years ago. Stop letting your teenage years define your adult life.

>>34867873
>how is this pathetic

Men should be the ones calling the shots in a relationship. You should've asked her out on a date. Once you let the girl call the shots once, it's over.

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last time I had a relationship it was on the 14th of february in 2012, it lasted one week.

Time sure flies.

>>34867970
Better than staying home. And it's not like it's a real relationship. She's decently hot, so if she's horny and lonely, then why not. I'll kick her out of bed in the morning.

>>34868026
You could offer her breakfest.

And slowly convince her to post pics.

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I asked her if she would like to go to a party with me this weekend and she said yes. Then I asked if she would like to get coffee that morning before the party so it can just be her and I and she said she'd "love to". Am I gonna make it guys?

>>34868098
I find it strange when guys post pics of girls they've fucked on 4ch. Unless you really don't give a shit about her. They're my private thing, mine and only mine, why should I share them? It's like a cuck mindset to do so.

>>34868138
further then i ever got desu

>>34868138
If you did all that without sperging out, you'll be fine.

>>34868150
>It's like a cuck mindset to do so.
thatsthejoke.mp4

>>34868162
Same.

>3d
Stop being a dumb normie. Romantic relationships are giving up everything for a hole and proof that you're so weak you can't maintain yourself without help.

>>34868150
>she's mine and mine only

Unless she's a 110% pure virgin, she's not yours and she was never yours to begin with.

>interning at a boutique investment bank
>show up at 11
>20 packages/bags of flowers/chocolate boxes
>i have to hand them out because these normie fucks couldn't do this at home

>>34861672
I share a room with my dad and my looks are apparently so bad I get grimaces from women. I don't even care about my virginity I just hate the never-ending mockery and bullshit from my own family. My own father told me he hoped a girl would rape me. It's getting more and more difficult to retain myself.

>>34858421
Happy Birthday Anon I just turned 23 on January

>>34859108
I would like to say that it gets better, but its doesnt

>>34859137
You will get another gf but yeah her friends probably influenced that decision

i feel horrible today for some reason. like really depressed, the most i've felt in 2 months or so. i didn't even realise that it was valentines day when i woke up today.

strange coincidence huh.

>>34862117
take your normie problems somewhere else.

>>34862332
females that have problems are at least intelligent and somewhat loyal. I mean unless you want a brainless Stacy who will leave when she finds a chad

>>34867388
>every restaurant
mcdonalds not good enough?

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I don't even have friends, having a mate is literally inconceivable

>>34867388
Agreeing to have sex in exchange for goods and services isn't a booty call.