please help...what are some ways to get alcohol without id?
vanilla extract works (and actually kinda tastes nice) but it's expensive as fuck
i'm way too impatient to make my own beer/cider/etc. need something now
>>34853726
Vanilla extract really works?
Also, you need to be 18+ to post here.
Just grow up and wait a few years dude. You'll have plenty of time to rot away your brain and liver when you're older
>>34853798
oh i'm over 18 i'm just in a retarded country
>>34853805
too late already addicted
>>34853726
I want to rub my face into her pubes and smell her god she's so sexy
>>34853798
>>34853851
it really does. it's 35% alcohol. basically just inconvenient liquor
Step 1 Find homeless dude
Step 2 ask him to buy you the alcohol of your choice
Step 3 give him the money but over the amount it costs
Let him keep the change
>>34853726
Gas stations and carry outs in shitty neighborhoods. Most of the time they're just happy you're not robbing them. But I've looked like I was 30 since I shaved my head at 18. Man, 21+ life is cash as fuck.
>>34853875
this or just stand about a block away from the store and ask a random pedestrian
>>34853851
>he doesn't have constant supply-line of alcohol yet says he is addicted.
No, you're not addicted. You're just mentally frustrated and have focused in on releasing that through alcohol.
>>34853867
calm down pajeet, this isn't the prnhub comment section
originalnigger
>>34853851
You need to be 18+ to post here sorry buddy
For this recipe you will need a petite woman or small child, and a private place to keep them for 30 days.
> feed them ONLY 3 small cups of cherry kool aid daily.
>and 4 slice of toast daily
>and 4 sugar cookies daily
After 30 days their blood will produce alcohol.
drain blood and enjoy.
>>34854415
Would this not also work with other small mammals?
>>34853726
Cooking Wine, or if extremely desperate, Angostura bitters
>>34854462
...that would be more like a generic beer than name brand though.
>>34853798
Drinking age is 21 in America.
Australian drinking age 18 master race.
>>34853726
Easy. Steal from the store. Did that all the time and never got caught
Just ask a homeless person.
Make sure to throw in a couple more bucks than it costs and let him keep the change.
>>34853726
>"Not shaving my armpits empowers me!"
>Shaves her legs
Go big or go home, slut.
>>34854616
Legs are the only parts worth shaving on the female body.
>>34855229
Patrician taste, pedophiles can fuck off, pubes are sexy as fuck.
>>34853726
NyQuil will get you fucked up if you drink enough. Easy to get. No one cares since you can't cook meth with it.
>>34853726
Tell a bum you will suck his dick if he gets you a bottle of vodka.
Give him a few extra bucks.
>>34853875
This pretty much.
Og oj original ok