>just came in my roommate's popcorn and watched him eat it all

>>34852388
You are a subhuman.

impossible
who the fuck eats pop corn with something that looks like hair gel in it?

>>34852421
perhaps it was kettle corn

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>>34852388
>just came in my roommate's popcorn and watched him eat it all
I do NOT believe you

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>>34852388
I know this feel OP I totally get off on this shit.
>be in mid teens
>cute shota friend comes around- about early teens
>he sees packet of gummy bears and asks if I can hand him some as he plays Halo 3 campaign
>I put each one up my asshole (all the way in) before handing it to him
>one even has visible shit blob on it
>he eats them without noticing
>my erection was pounding
later on
>piss in his juice as I pour it
>he notices the strange taste "this tastes a bit off anon"
>"hehe, it's a day or two past its date"
>he proceeds to shrug and drink down juice
>makes me even hornier knowing he can taste it

Had a good fap that day I can tell you.
>

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>>34852388
>just came in my own popcorn and ate it in front of my roommates

>>34852748
>he eats them without noticing
fake story

>tfw literally came in my ice cream once and ate around family

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>>34852790
>>34852388
wow hot

>>34852540
Wat

Originaleni

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>>34852808
It sucks that I have no way to prove it but it's true. I guess he was concentrating on the game really hard, and I tasted one myself and they were just a tad off (and the one shit blob was tiny, like a dot)

I've done it recently too, pissed in my friends orange juice.

I'm pretty fucking depraved. I once shit myself in front of my friends (I did it before in private, feels nice sitting in warm shit). They were looking at me as I shat my pants, I had to try not to strain too much and pretended I was focusing on the game hard- holy shit was that hot. Sat with them for a while before they went home, one friend commented that he could smell something like a wet fart so I convinced him it was faulty plumbing.

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>tfw came in sister's face wash

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>>34853033
>>34852748

>shoving gummi bears up your asshole

That's fucking hot desu fammily

Jokes on you, he knows and gladly receives

>>34852748

So you just sat next to him and somehow he didn't notice you shoving gummy bears up your ass?

>>34853544
I was very subtle, like I was scratching my ass

>>34853269
>Jokes on you, he knows and gladly receives
this

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>>34853641
>I was very subtle, like I was scratching my ass
your story is falling apart anon

This thread is hot, I wish I had friends that jizzed and pissed on my food.

This is the worst fucking cancer I have ever read. Not even scat fetishes are worse than this. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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>>34852421
You mix it in when it's freshly hot along with the salt and butter.

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>>34853735
I have a feeding fetish but it's not weird! I just want to fill your stomach with my hot love!

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>>34853695
>tfw your friends all got girlfriends and you're the only one in the group going prison gay

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>>34852388
>be at my first job
>have hot senpai
>really horny
>become sexually obsessed with her
>licked the inside of her spare pair of shoes
>precummed into her soda and other drinks
>licked all of her used utensils/bottles
>immediately sniffed chair cushion when she got up and left my cubicle once
>opened and licked her unused menstrual pad
>went to the cubicle next to hers and fapped and came while talking to her
>got her used gum out of her trash and chewed it

Kind of amazing I never got caught. Peak sexuality was fun.

>>34853795
I just got out of a relationship with a girl, I just find gay things hotter nowadays.

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What the hell is wrong with you people? Why are you like this?

>>34853739
>eating popcorn with liquid butter
No. Just no.

>>34854105
That's nothing faggot. I once took my senpai's jacket to the bathroom and jacked off while wearing it and never got caught.

>>34854294
What the fuck else would you use? Olive oil?

>>34854163
Cool. We should hangout and chill sometime, you could make some mac n cheese while I roll a couple joints. Promise "not" to cum in the margarine though, ok?

>>34854179
>What the hell is wrong with you people?

autism

>>34854381
>margarine
Excuse me? I know how to cook, we're using the real shit if I'm making the mac and cheese.

And you don't need to be coy, I'd want us to both jizz in it. :^)

>>34854338
>didn't have your senpai ingest your sperm

Underwhelming desu.

>>34854381
>>34854419
POZ ME DADDY

I WANT TO WEAPONIZE MY COCK

SPREAD THE GAY BUG!!

>>34854463
could you please not

eating jizz is a perfectly normal thing to do with your friends

>>34854373
Butter salt you plebian

>>34854637
>butter salt

what the fuck are you talking about

do you mean salted butter

you fucking idiot

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>>34854662
Not sure if bait or actually retarded...

>>34854708
How is that better than actual butter?

Dumb fagposters

>>34855099
>How is that better than actual butter?
it's salty

>>34855251
THERE'S SALTED BUTTER

IT ACTUALLY EXISTS

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>>34852388
>tfw just ate popcorn two hours ago then saw this thread