fellow wage slaves how do you waste time at your job?

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>used to shitpost on /int/ on my phone when I had enough time
>now there's some bullshit IP range ban, but not on all boards, so I can't post on /int/ anymore from my phone
>I'm stuck with /g/ and /r9k/ for now

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
YOU MAKE A DIME
FOUR SHITS A DAY
ON COMPANY TIME

>>34851482
>smoking blunts with my manager
>breaking the expired glass bottles in the dumpster out back
>using the pallet jack as a scooter
>discussing how all women are gold digging whores
>cart jousting
>shelf climbing
>screaming obscenities at random intervals to get a laugh out of the new folks

these last two might require a little explanation

>tampon tag
>throw box of tampons at someone
>scream "your it fag"
>occasionally unwrap the package and throw a handfull of tampons
>occasionally soak them in cranberry juice before doing this

and our best shenanigan by far: the mexican slip n' slide

>janitors are mexican and can't understand english
>they have to wax the floors every so often
>stay in the break room until they all come in for a break
>HUMAN SHUFFLEBOARD ENGAGE.gif
>they fucking know it's us
>they can't tattle on us cause no englush

well technically i'm a salarycuck but i:

>browse reddit but don't post
>browse 4chan and shitpost
>chat on irc with my niggas
>IM with a normie friend who moved across the country i miss him ;_;
>listen to music
>watch shit i bring on a usb drive for the last 2 hours since i'm here
>sometimes play emulated games on my phone

>work security 9pm - 6am at a food processing plant
>place has working internet
>watch movies and play vidya for most of my shift on shitty laptop

i guess it isn't so bad the pay is shit but i don't even walk around

just go on site
lock up and sit on my ass.

>>34852242
You must just be there for insurance and so they have someone to take the blame if something does happen

>>34852242
What stops you from just going home after locking up?

time goes by a little fast cause my job's a little fast paced
don't really think about it that much desu
half the time im daydreaming anyways so yeah

i waste time at my job by doing the work there
which is a total waste of time in the grand scheme
perhaps even detrimental too

>>34852286
correct
>>34852390
every hour you need to make a call from the landline with a code

it would accept from a mobile or other landline i already tried

i do go to tesco or whatever shop is close to me if i want extra food/drinks.

>>34852561

Sounds fucking ideal. You've gotta be making this shit up, such a robit changri la doesn't exist

I'm too busy at work to waste time. I work in a sheet metal fabrication shop, and most days, I'm the only one working in shop. I like it that way, though. It makes the day go by quickly when you can just get to work and not worry about other stuff.

>>34852780
Well this is in the uk country side so its pretty relaxed

You couldn't get away with it in a proper business i did work for shell as security for a year and you had cameras watching you 24-7
security tags you had to press through out the building so it would log your patrol and location

i'm pretty lucky i found this job.

I'm on depressionbux,but working temp until I save for a car. No time to waste time, always busy, but it makes the day go by fast.

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>>34851482
Connecting to my home PC and shitposting on 4chan.

>>34852242
Where did you find this job?
And do you have to be a big guy to do it?

>>34851567
Yeah is this something new? I have that same shit when I'm sitting in the library at school, dare I say, are the normies catching one?

>>34853077
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>>34853756
I mean, I don't disagree, but you sure you're ok friend?

>>34853669
I think it has to do with Hiro trying to Jew people into buying more 4chan passes. It even says you can get around the ISP ban by buying a 4chan pass when you try to post.

75% of the time I'm fucking around on my phone, sometimes I fall asleep. Depending on who is working and what shift I work, I will leave for over an hour then come back, clock myself out for 30 mins then clock back in. Sometimes me and my co workers drink.