Balding feels

I had the same at your age and am still like this at 42. Just make research on your father's balding history, we usually end up like them.

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>>34850701
Shave it, anon. Grow a beard.

I had the same hairline at that age, nearly 25 now and it's the same. I don't take fin but you could consider it if it bothers you that much.

>>34850701
I'm 19 and have it worse than you. There's pretty much nothing to do but to wait for some new cheap hear transplant surgery or what ever. The only upside is that you could shave it all off, grow a beard and score some easy daddy issue pussy. Good luck

>>34850909
that sucks man

im 19 also and my hairline is perfect (for now)

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>>34850784
>>34850909
>dude just magically grow a beard
ENOUGH

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>>34850701

This is your new (and only) hairstyle, the sooner you accept that the better your 20's will be.

>>34850909
Not OP, but
>tfw decent head shape
>tfw can grow a great beard
>tfw 5'7

>>34851146
>have a fat mongoloid face and a really weirdly shaped head

I dunno man I think I'll look like some sexless fetus at best and like one of those wrinkled kid things from Akira at worst.

>>34851167
Lol manlets always make me chuckle

>>34850701
>"hurrhrur just shave it dood!! XDDDDD"

not everyone has a decently shaped head

>>34851059
I should have seen it coming since my dad practically has the mc donalds M on his head, but it's not all bad since here in east euro a buzz cut is a go to hear cut so my baldness doesn't stand out that much.
>>34851167
Know the feel breh

>>34851216

>have a fat mongoloid face and a really weirdly shaped head

Heres your choice

>have a fat mongoloid face and a really weirdly shaped head and an increasingly bald head that everyone mocks (not always to your face) due to your attempts to ignore/hide the obvious fact that your hair is dissappearing.

Or

>have a fat mongoloid face and a really weirdly shaped head and a shaved head that people don't talk about at all, even respect a little because you had the guts to accept the reality of your situation.

I wished I'd shaved my head at your age when the bald plague struck me down. Your choice

>>34850762
Why are you on r9k at 42?

I'm 21 and still look like 13 year old kid, juvenile hairline and all.

OP here
Yes i've considered shaving it eventually. It doesnt show yet because i hide it pretty well. But the only thing that would stop me from shaving it is the fact that my head is shaped weird, i think its pointy or whatever. I dont know... I can grow a pretty much full beard, but i think i'd go for the mexican narko cartel member beard. Since i look like a fucking spic anyway despite being slav.

>>34850762
What if my dad is bald as shit and no one else really in my family is and I take after my mom

My hairline is kinda shittier than ops

>>34851901
I feel you brother.

I've got a similar hairline like yours and hide it well, but wind does fuck me up sometimes.

Know that shaving will look 1000% times better than a failed attempt at hiding your hairline. Meanwhile minox is a good thing to apply and no sides

>>34850762
>tfw my dad is in his 60s with a full head of hair
>tfw I'm 26 and my hairline is rapidly receding

Glad I joined the shaved head master race though. Hair blows.

>>34851110
I could grow a beard when I was 19.

Stop being low test.

That or use hair grow products. They work well on the face actually. Better than on your head.

>>34850701
You've been LEAFED

>>34850701
>White "people" genetics

>>34852618
does minoxidil really work? I just read up about it a bit and seems like a way out. Also, is it one of those things that you have to keep taking otherwise it just goes back to the way it was.

Whenever I look at my hairline, I am glad I am not a woman. Imagine how much it would suck if you were balding and a woman.

male pattern baldness before age 40 is a curse from God. My hairline was the same at about age 22. I'm 27 now and I have no choice but to buzz my head every sunday night. God took some of mens hair away for whatever reason. Now you'll go the rest of your life seeing 99% of girls with their CHAD bf have a full head of hair and you'll always compare yourself to him which makes you feel inferior. Stay strong. I think of ann hero-ing every night, but trap porn gets me through

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>>34850701
Just grow it out bro, it's natural

>you either choose to keep your hair or your dick
being a man is suffering

>head itchy
>hair constantly falling out like crazy

Should I be worried? Dad has his hair. Been worried about it for 2 years desu, I dont think its changed that much but maybe thats just me

>>34850701
>>34850762
>>34850849
Same thing happened to me. My dad had a receded (mature) hairline but never went fully bald.
I have a similar pattern to you, OP. It started at 19 and it's still the same at 26.

>>34854227
How long has it been like that? Does it get worse?

>>34850701

RU55841 FINASTERIDE OR DUTASTERIDE

HUIKHIK

i started balding at 21-22.

before that a couple times in my life good looking girls showed interest in me. not very often, but a couple times. i didn't take advantage of it, but hypothetically there were scenarios where i could have.

since balding this totally stopped. 27 now and KV for life.

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Is it better to have long hair with a receding hairline if your hair covers it good like pic related

Pumpkin seed oil and castor oil. Google it.

>>34855319
snake oil, google that too

>>34855319
I read about pumpkin seed oil and I actually bought the pills cause I wanted to try it but holy fuck my hair started falling out like crazy I was seeing it all over my pants so I stopped

https://www.amazon.com/PURA-DOR-Anti-Hair-Premium-Organic/dp/B00FH692PQ


hands down best shampoo for your scalp

buy it

I got a transplant. Absolute quality of life improvement.

>>34855449
Is there a shampoo like this that makes your hair look relaxed and straighter?

>>34850701
Lol that's hair ?

Bullshit

>>34855469
Hahahahaha idiot

Your hairline will continue to recede, but the plugs will remain

You're going to look so stupid

By the way it's a shame that you had to go pay a doctor to give you artificial self-confidence

And you still can't get any pussy

Because women find hair transplants to be disgusting and anybody can tell when you have had hair transplant... You look ridiculous

>>34855233
That's not hair

That's pubic monkeybrillo

>>34855546
Look up celebrities before and after transplants

>>34855325
made me laugh

underrated

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My hairline is....

Whatever the fuck you think

I couldn't care less what you think

You have never played a role in my life

You've never played a role in your own life

Nobody gives a fuck what you think

I get laid more than all of you put together

Do you want to know why?

Because I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks

Self-confidence is what women are attracted to

The last thing on earth a girl cares about is your hairline

Just admit that you keep trying to blame everything other than yourself for your own failure

>>34855574
Look up my nuts on your chin

you look ridiculous

Because you look like somebody who actually thought your hairline was the reason why you don't have the balls to get laid

So look up and you'll see my balls resting on your face

>>34855656
I Like how you said I don't give a fuck about you and continued to dole out advice

But your hairline isn't that bad for being old

>>34855697
I didn't say I don't give a fuck about you

I said I don't give a fuck what you think about my hair or any other facet of my personality or physical appearance

Self-esteem is not ego

Self-esteem is the absence of concern over other people's opinions about you

RE: OLD

I'm only 53teen years old

I'm still just a kid

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>>34855683
AShton Kutcher chose to be an actor and model instead of bald nobody

William Devane... Danny Trejo, William Forsythe...

The list goes on and on and on and on and on and on

I'm not talking about receding hairlines

I'm talking about repugnantly ugly men in Hollywood that women think are hot

The one thing that they all have in common is they don't give a flying fuck what you think about them

They are very comfortable in their own skin

My entire life there have always been really ugly actors that women flip out over

I'm talking about really ugly men

Hideous

Yet they get they get laid all the time

And women find them irresistible

>>34855777
Ashton Kutcher is a piece of shit

he's got absolutely no Talent whatsoever

>>34855777
Lol @ you comparing yourself to Ashton Kutcher

Hahahahaha wow

>>34855849
Nope but he has hair and fame

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HOW DO WE SHUT THIS FAGGOT UP

>>34855546

By the way I'm kind of joking with you of course

>>34855894
LoL

Dude...

April 21st marks my 25th anniversary of trolling on the internet

If you think that you have what it takes then please give it your best shot

All I can tell you is there have been thousands and thousands of people who have asked that same question and they're the ones who end up leaving... Not me

So unless you have some kind of Doomsday anti Neptune device... May I suggest you shut your goddamn mouth and get in the back of the line?

There are a lot more qualified people ahead of you and none of them have a chance

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Cute, it's trying to respond.

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>tfw 19 and already like this
>unable to grow a beard
>also full of shit in my forehead
Is there hope? My maternal grandpa is full of hair, but my dad is bald as they come at 40

>>34855574
I'm not sure if you noticed it or not

But he just called you a faggot and said he wants to get rid of you

I think it's because of that disruptive comment you made in the middle of all my Pleasantries

>>34850701
I used to be afraid of balding, but I checked out some childhood photos and realized I've had a sharp V ever since I was young. So I guess I was just born with the balding look. Weird.

>>34856031
I wouldn't be worried about your hairline or your inability to grow facial pubes

I'd be more worried about the guy who's been shooting you in the forehead with a BB gun

>>34851146
Im a manlet at 5'7. I need my hair.

Lol @ BB gun

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>>34855656
I don't know why nobody ever listens to this man. If you faggots studied Johnny's posts just a little, you'd have been on the way to fixing your problems long ago.

>>34856077

Correction

You're a PARROT

Using stupid terminology and trendy catch phrases like 'manlet' is the fastest way to let a woman know that you are not heterosexual

You're pretty gay for r9k

>>34855546
Modern day hair transplants are much less noticeable these days though. FUE transplants are great when combined with minoxidil or propecia

>>34853134
Balding genetics are on the mother's side, so look to her father for your fate.

Blame mom.
As usual it's a roastie's fault

>>34855656
hair makes someone more attractive

its like positive/neutral/negative attraction

>bad haircut = neutral attraction
can always fix it
>good haircut = positive attractive
>no hair = negative attraction
have to settle for the same exact look for the rest of your life

>>34856105
Because I don't want to be a sociopathic narcissistic piece of shit like him. He's a disgudting sleazeball who makes me not want to be part of a society where people like him can succeed.

>>34856111
You have autism m8

>>34856105
Thankyou

If they wanted to learn how to fish
It seems like they would listen to a professional fisherman

If they wanted to learn martial arts
It seems like they would listen to Bruce Lee

But they want advice on how to get laid or how to assert themselves

..... and they pretend like they don't realize that they are getting the best advice they have ever received in their life...

But thankyou

>>34853830
it only works on the crown, not the hairline

>>34856129
minoxidil or propecia : not quite as effective as accepting yourself for who you are and looking somebody in the eyes

>>34856153
Lol @ blame a toastie
Hahahaha that was funny as shit

>>34856165
Not true. Its only been tested on the crown. It can work almost anywhere on the skin where hair follicles can grow.

>>34856164
You're clearly insecure about your hairline. This weakness has been noted.

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>>34850701
Dedicate the rest of your life for finding a cure for baldness and you will live like a king for the rest of your days with a full head of hair

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only positive being bald at the age of 24 has given me is i can roid without risking my hair

You dont have it as bad as me. I have alopecia areata and Im starting to bald on top. Do you know how annoying it is to deal with multiple small bald spots on the back of your head on top of going bald on top? Its like nature is telling my hair to give up.

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>>34856155
Lol guess what ?

Girls always hit on me when I shave my head

So.... Ummm.....

(drumroll please)

Surprise !! You're wrong !!

>>34856156
See my pic, fuckfart

>>34856226
>tfw you realize once the cure for balding is found then every single male will have hair thus being bald will be seen as something different and hip

Yeah my hairline is pretty fucked as well (almost 20 here)

For the past 2 months ive been on finasteride though. Waiting for shit to happen

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I'm glad I have a pretty decent head shape and it looks good bald, and that I can grow facial hair. It was a pain in the ass trying to cover up my receding hairline, one big gush from the wind and my hair was all fucked up and I bet my hairline visible to everyone. I could imagine roasties pointing and laughing.

>>34856261
maybe because you have an attractive face

a 5/10 face with 8/10 hair can make you a 7/10

a 5/10 face with no hair = 5/10

you better hope you aren't overweight either cause you'd look like you're in your 40s

if you're too skinny you look like moby

>>34851426
I want re1ddit to leave now

>>34856162
...And YOU have never read a single page of the DSM, have no knowledge of psychology at all, and have no understanding of the definition of 'autism'

But congratulations on the 'unable to do anything right' thing

>>34856266
Baldness has already been largely cured for the majority of the balding population. What we have yet to come up with is a hassle free solution that doesnt involve popping pills or rubbing oily liquid on your scalp everyday

>>34856266
Except people still own razors and can shave their heads
But i promise you this, find a cure to baldness and you will be funded by every bald business guy on earth
Other issues which after solved would make you rich is increasing penis size, fixing the ugly, removing scars etc imperfections and curing diseases etc
Just fix something that is out there making peoples life shit and you will get payed, as long as you aren't gullible and sign a paper without your lawyer present

>>34850701
I feel for ya m8 but at least you had warning, since you had relatives with that
I had no warning at all, I just took some antacid medication and it fucked me up right proper. my hair's falling out uniformly because of hormone shit but obviously it shows worst in front, which already had some damage due to it getting caught in my glasses several times.
not to mention my beard's starting to look ridiculous because it's not even thick enough to stop light passing through, and i'm missing huge patches of body hair that look really fucking silly absent. and no doctor is willing to do squat except give me antidepressants.
just live with the heartburn, man.

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M-my mom says it makes me look distinguished

>>34856031
I am in the exact same boat as you.

There is no hope.

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>>34856257
I have a close friend on CNN named Art Harris

He's an internationally famous news reporter

He has full alopecia

He has no eyelashes... No eyebrows, no nosehair... Nothing

Not a single hair on his body

I met Art at INSERECTION, a porn and dildo store in Atlanta... I was with my ex-wife (hack_blastards mom who was 16 at the time) and Art was also with a hot as fuck teenaged chick...

He gets so much pussy it'd make your eyelashes fall out too

He's EXTREMELY self confident

Hair ?....

Who cares...

>>34856381
not this nigger again

>>34856360
i meant people will think being bald looks great so lots of people will go bald WILLINGLY whereas now its seen as a sexual death sentence

>>34856328
I thought the cures were some weird pill that kills your dick

or a $20,000+ hair transplant (which you might have to keep on getting the more you bald)

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>>34856431
Now harnessing the power or phoneposting.

>>34856491
Hair transplants today can last for a lifetime because the follicles used come from the back of your head where they are very resistant to the chemical that causes mpb. The hairline though is the issue which is why transplant doctors recommend you use a supplement drug to maintain it.

>tfw the only thing i was proud of on me was my hair
>tfw turned 26 and out of fucking nowhere my hairline started thinning

Also my beard looks like pubic hair and is fucking gross

Fml

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>>34856273
You could 'imagine them laughing and pointing at YOU', huh ?..

See ?....
Lighten up on yourself, dude

Don't waste your life making yourself miserable over some hypothetical crap

At least wait until they actually laugh at you and point at you before freaking out.. then instead of freaking out and spit a loogie in their face and ask them if they thought that was funny

>>34856285
My face is not attractive

I have eyes and I have always have access to mirrors so I know exactly what I look like

I'm not particularly ugly but I'm not particularly attractive

I'm right down the middle

And that's the same way most people should feel I believe

But here's a picture of me with my head shaved and I don't think it looks very good but for some reason girls always think you look like a badass with your head shaved... It turns out that hair has nothing to do with what appeals to women

And if you meet a woman who is overly concerned with your hair... why waste your time worrying about it because that's not the type of woman you want to be with

>>34856381

You can't rely on your mother's opinions because they'll say anything

If you want to hear the truth I'm about to give it to you

I'm basing this information solely on that one picture alone... And I realize that it's hard to make a full statement based on one picture but here we go

You're not an ugly man. Get rid of the stupid beard... trust me get rid of the beard... It looks awful and everybody already knows you're a man so you don't need it by demonstrating that you have facial hair

Next : use a good pomade n slick your hair back into a pompadour because it looks like you're always in motion.

It doesn't matter who you are... What race you are or what gender you are... Pompadour always looks excellent on somebody. A pompadour always makes them look like they are traveling a thousand miles an hour and it makes them look like a celebrity

But most importantly... Look people directly in the eyes and relax because there's nothing wrong with you and you have no reason to waste the most important years of your life with self-doubt of any form... It's completely non-productive and one day you'll turn around and kick yourself for wasting these precious days

Being distinguished has nothing to do with your hair

You're distinguished no matter what

>tfw nice head of hair
>tfw beard starting to come in nicely
sucks for you cucks

>>34856530
Well that isn't too bad then. I'm guessing roids won't affect it then. Only bad thing is it costs like $20,000+

>>34856730

Lol

You obviously don't seem to realize the elementary and transparent and painfully obvious nature of facial hair...

There's only 2 reasons why men grow facial hair... And neither of them have anything to do with self-confidence

1: they perceive themselves as having a lack of masculinity... So they overcompensate by making a primal statement that 'they are a man' by presenting with facial hair... confident men realize that it's quite obvious they are a man and there's no reason for this ugly bacteria trap to be on your face

2: men trying to hide what they perceive as being a diminutive feature on their face by covering it with the disgusting and ugly bacteria trap known as a beard

( the unspoken third reason is absolutely disgusting... Being a hipster )

Either way you don't ever get laid...

My wife agrees with me... You just admitted that you can't get laid

Because you showed all your cards when you used the word 'cuck'

That proves that you're only sexual experience comes from watching pornography

Any questions?

Your*

God damn speech to text

>>34856891
What if I just like the look of having a beard, nigger?

>>34856975
A: then that would mean you're a homosexual

Thank you for letting me clear that up for you

>>34856891
Nice b8
Do better next time

>>34856975
A beard like YOURS represents a metaphoric subconscious patch of pubic hair around the vagina... Which in your case is directly under your nose

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There is definitely nothing about a beard that symbolizes a vagina in the middle of your face....

Other than the fact that it symbolizes a vagina in the middle of your face

>>34856491

RU58841 has cured my hair loss. With 5% RU and 5% minox solution applied twice daily I'm slowly gaining back from NW2 to NW1.

Definitely never going bald at this point. So cured for me.

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>>34857024
You can't do 'better' than the best

That's why they hired ME, foooo

>>34857108
How did you get that stuff?

>>34857108
When will you stop applying it? 20 years? 40?

I'm so square I have CUBIC HAIR

Get it ?

CUBIC hair ?!!!

Hahaha

Crowd goes wild

Shut it

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Our cat Lux

Jesus christ, who the fuck is this faggot tripfag destroying the thread? My filter list is too big

The cure for male pattern baldness

Have a cat

girls love cats and girls don't give a damn if your hair is receding or not but they love cats so get a goddamn cat

>>34857427

Lol @ destroying this crap wimpthread

If ANYTHING, I made it stellar

>>34857427
He's destroying the whole fucking board. And I've lived through JLH and Swami and Mystery.

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>>34850701
why haven't you become a sexy dome head yet?