Why don't you have a 2 dimensional girlfriend yet, /r9k/?

Because I don't watch anime.

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>>34850541
I would like to have one, but don't know how

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>>34850604
Just keep watching anime until you find a girl you love and want to be with !!

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I do! She's the best.

>>34850541
i do
i've unironically abandoned women and fallen in love with an anime character. i feel like this is what schizophrenia feels like

>>34850629
What if she's already with someone? I don't want to mess with the canon or cuck the main character.

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>>34850728
It doesn't matter, anon, once you take a girl as your waifu, you become eachother's one and only, the show canon doesn't matter.

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>>34850728
If you're gonna play make believe you can easily change the story or universe for it to work

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>>34850686
same.
2Ds are so much better imo.

I don't need to feel more pathetic than I already very much do

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>>34850858
A 2d girlfriend makes you feel good, anon, not pathetic.

Am thinking about popping the question to my 2d girl we been together since 2007

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Anyone who still doesn't have a waifu is a failed normie clutching onto the futile hope that they can get some 3D puss.

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Does my boy Kazuma count as a "girl"friend?
I love him anyway

>>34850541
Can't lucid dream so what's the point. Staring at a screen isn't much interaction.

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>>34850541
I still have the same one I had when I was around 12 years old
I cheat a little though, because I consider CC and Yuko to be the same.
They're so similar in design and character that they used to just blur together in my mind