*blocks your path* What do, /r9k/?

>>34850418
>What do, /r9k/?

Pull out my gun and laugh in his face.

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Cut'm down.

Distract him by throwing a crack rock at his feet, then knee his pig face in

Get his autograph because I'm not racist and liked Xplay.

>>34850432
That looks cool and I'm sure it's fun, but any untrained person with a sword would fuck her up if she tried that

>>34850418
If he actually tries to assault me for no reason, rip his cheek of by biting it.
>>34850446
I think this assumes that he's intentionally trying to start shit.

>>34850470
>off*
damn it.

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Ask him why his left arm is so much bigger than his right.

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>>34850432
>>34850453
real sword fight looked nothing like that

Is that Adam "Cocaine" Sessler?

Throw some coke on the ground and walk away as he starts snorting it up

tell him there is a hot tranny behind him and run away

Ask him to autograph my copy of no man's sky

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>>34850418
Instant Pownage senpai...

>>34850418
ask him if he's single

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is he a crack head? kind of looks like it.

kick in the nuts, pull out my knife and stab his guts repeatedly. I've always wanted to kill someone, especially a libturd, so as soon as one of these antifa cucks gives me the slightest excuse I will spill their intestines

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>>34850418
Same thing I always do

Kick him in the head. He is weak so he would be out cold with one kick from me.