memories that make you contemplate suicide

>teacher picked up the lewd furry drawings i was doing and showed the classroom

>>34850096
please explain senpairiginal

>>34850096
How? The camera is too far away to see that right?

Or did you not wear any pants?

>spread the blanket of my parents' bed on the ground and pretended it was water
>"swam" around with my female cousin on it and did the "stuff they did in movies"

we were both under 10. I haven't seen her in a long time, and I intend to keep it that way.

>>34850113
>>teacher picked up the lewd furry drawings i was doing and showed the classroom
not even close, try again
>>34850122
there's nothing to explain, i wore a pant that didn't really fit me, and my bad luck did the rest.
>>34850151
i did, but my hairs were peeking out of them.
>>34850155
that's absolutely normal.

>drew mlp porn and showed it to a friend in class
>jacked off while next to another friend who was sleeping over

U're smalltime OP

Every single time I've ever acted like a pseud in highschool. Especially when I mispronounced words and shit.

I used to show my balls to everybody when I was in first grade.

>>34850245
that's pretty bad, but i suppose the person was sleeping didn't noticed, so it's really a bad memory.
>>34850303
kek

>>34850329
No the person wasn't asleep I just played it off like I was just doing the jacking off motions as a joke. I don't think it was very convincing

>>34850348
well, it seems we have a winner.

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>Used to sit near the popular kids and try to be friends with them
>They were actually kinda nice to me
>One day some other loser took my seat and I couldn't sit next to the girls
>Got really mad and kept trying to push him off and started complaining he was just taking my seat cause he wants to fuck all the girls

>>34850386
that's the best you can come up with?

>>34850096
>14, get changed for PE
>PE teacher makes us run from the changing room to the football pitch
>get random puberty boner
>have to run through narrow corridor to get outside, crowded as fuck because everyones running
>lad in front of me bends down to tie his shoelace
>stab him in the arse through my thin PE shorts with my erection

>>34850506
It was the only time I really made a scene sperging out.

>>34850096
God, I have so many. They are so painful to think about. Here's one:
>go to female friend's birthday party
>get drunk
>tell her and a few of her friends straight up that I want to fuck them
>black out
>wake up in bathroom with pants off
>pretty sure I was jacking off
>friend hasn't talked to me or responded to any of my messages since, even ran into her at a bar and she flat out walked away from me
>don't have the full recollection of everything I did that night so I don't even know where to begin apologizing

>be 14
>have really heavy period for no reason, wearing the thickest pads I have
>bleeds though my skirt and seat in class
>don't notice, leaving class
>hear from behind me, some Chad
>"Eww gross did Anonette period on her seat?"
>watch half the class re-enter classroom to have a look

kill me

1) Eat lunch in the washroom stall for the first few weeks
2) Too poor to afford bottled water so I drank from the fountain

>>34850096
dry humped another guy when drunk

kill me

>>34850096
I was making out with my gf at the time in my roommates bedroom and he came home from work early and freaked out on me. the girl broke up with me after getting caught and I tried to commit suicide by alcohol and opiates. ended in a pysche ward and years later he added me on facebook acting like everything's cool. but it haunts me from time to time

>the girl who broke up with me was the hottest gf I've ever had

>>34850682
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>complex circumstance gets me on homecoming court
>Have to court 10/10 Stacey
>Have to cuck obviously angry ginger Chad
>Get called autistic when walking out during pep rally
>Hoco comes
>The announcer says I do "anime competitions"
>ANIME COMPETITIONS
>WGAT THE FUCK IS THAT???
>WHY FUCKING ME
>spend the rest of the night laying low

>>34850735
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>>34850096
guys fucking hot girls all around me in my dorm while I was awake in bed

"college will be the best time of ur life anon."

thx for 30k debt pushy parents

>>34850806
>guys fucking hot girls all around me in my dorm while I was awake in bed
why you didn't get out?

> be me,11-12
> discovering masturbation and sex for the first time
> fast forward, at school in English next to a camp kid (all boys school)
>"hey anon look at me!"
> furiously masturbating under desk
>"haha why don't you have a go anon?"
>masturbate for like the 20th time in my life under a desk whilst sir is reading
> next English lesson we do the same thing a repeat for a good portion of the year
> fast forward a few years, find out everybody in the class and sir knew we did it
> be a beta cuck for the rest of secondary school

>>34850853
so they knew and they said nothing, thats' weird

>>34850895
We were all too young to realise the implications of jacking off in public

>>34850096
>12 years old long time ago
>fall in love with this girl from internet
>she is 14
>sperg out multiple times
>months later
>she has a boyfriend turbonormie
>ok
>stop talking to her and all my friends from school
>move to another school
>never have talked to someone after that
this is the short story, the long version is more funny and pathethic
10 fucking years

>>34850640
> You benefitted from it. Stop regretting

>recited an entire roblox music video for a class presentation when i was in middle school

>>34850838

Because he was jacking it?

>>34851073
middle school is the reign of cringe for everyone

I met a cute girl at a tournament hosted in an arcade. The feeling of us wanting to hang out again afterwards was mutual, but I didn't know how to ask her out without seeming aggressive. The memory doesn't exactly make me suicidal, but I genuinely hope I didn't make her feel uglier than the world already has.

>>34851219
>but I genuinely hope I didn't make her feel uglier than the world already has.
probably she's fucking some chad right now, she won't feel ugly, don't worry.

>>34851259
This. She most likely didn't care too much.

>>34850606
you never heard about a dick flip?

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>>34850096
>qt bartender girl hits on me all the time
>go to house party with work friends
>have good time
>we talk and get along
>end up in her car
>the awkward stare kiss thing
>at least 8 drinks in
>ask if i can kiss her
>niggerwhatthefuckareyoudoing.jpg
>she says she doesn't know if thats good cus she broke up with bf recently
>go home and kill myself

> About 8 or 9 maybe even older i dont fully recall
> at the zoo with family friend and their kids
> See a tortoise standing on top of another and like the animal planet loving autist i am shout pretty loudly
> "look they're mating"
>instant regret quietly try to back track and say its giving it a piggyback
>everyone is staring at me and i ruin my trip to the zoo

>>34850682
Tits or gtfo please
Original posting of this specific post

>5th grade
>reading a story where a joke is that some guy pissed himself
>think it'd be funny to piss myself in fron of the class
>it wasn't funny

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>>34850096
>be 8 years old
>bunch of older girls pressure me to show them my penis
>don't want too, embarrassed
>they keep bullying me
>show them a quick flask so they'll leave me alone
>they freak out
>they tell teacher
>teacher tells parents
>parents tell priest
>priest makes me do confession and say a buttload of prayers
>dad makes me do rosaries
>every time I try to explain "you're not telling me that girls are liars are you?"

I hate the female race.

>>34850096
>playing rs/fiesta/battlefield heroes all night till the morning hours and then for a little more after friends log off and crashing my stinking adolescent husk into an afternoon sleep

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>when i drew pictures of me fucking the librarian in the ass in my planner in high school and she saw it

>>34851922
>in high school
>You drew porn in hs.
Scratchit
>you still drew in hs?