Paid for an escort and now I regret it

>>34850060
Sounds like a good time to me, anon. You can probably get the same quality for less than $500 though.

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>>34850060
What did you expect?
Now you've spoiled fapping for yourself.
You might as well buy a top quality flesh-light now.

>>34850103

Yeah it was a good time but I don't believe sex should be the primary focus in one's life like society tells you it should be.

>>34850178
No, but it can be fun and entertaining! It might be cheap fun sometimes but sometimes that's what we need in life. Just view it like an entertainment expense, not some all-important act.

Then again I was born where prostitutes are legal and kind of even sort of normal so my views on this may be radical.

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>only real friend I ever had said she doesnt want to talk anymore
fucking kill me. I wouldve done it long ago if it wasnt for my relatives

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>paying 500 for pornstar hooker
>not having regular sloppy slam pig that only charges 40

>>34850060
>Wasted 500 dollars when I could get the same results jacking off
not quite the same though. also, for that kind of money you can get really all the kinks out of your system.
as >>34850174 said, you've hired an escort, you fucked her and had a bit of chitchat, what else did you expect? her teaching you how to cook?

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>>34850060
NEXT TIME GET DRUNK YOU FUCKING NIGGER

That's why you get fucking drunk or high or whatever other shit that makes you careless. When you're drunk/high your brain synchronizes your breath to be faster than it requires for you to climax, which means you're gonna last longer than you normally do. Also, it makes you careless, and makes you enjoy the moment, when you cum, you can cuddle with her for a little bit until you're knocked out. When you wake up next morning, you won't be feeling regret, instead you will try to remember what happened last night and your brain will only make you remember how much fun you were having instead of how much worried you were about spending $500.

That's what I always do, get fucking drunk or high, have fun, that's why you spend the fucking $500, to have fun and forget about the stupid normal world outside those 4 walls and a ceiling. Have fun, focus on what's going on at the moment, don't overthink everything, faggot.

>>34850178
sure i agree but at the same time sex isn't sacred. it's not some divine miracle of life, it's about making your danger zone feel good.
so why not get some hoor to slap your junk around every now and again? it feels great. op had a crappy exp because he overpaid. if he had of only paid like 150 he'd probably be happy as a pig in shit.

>>34850410

Drugs are for losers.

Original comment

>directly after copulation, the devil's laughter is heard
Should have listened to Schopenhauer OP

Anon, having sex with a girl you love and having sex with an escort are totally different

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>>34850471
>weed
>drugs

no wonder why you're on /r9k/ fucking loser

>>34850514
Yeah except literally no woman will ever fucking love us you normie twat. Where do you think you are?

>>34850514
what is love?
origiolimin

>>34850514
yea just like never having any sex ever and having sex with an escort is totally different too.

>>34850516

>Weed
>Not a drug

DUDE WEED LMAO YOURE SO COOL SMOKING A DRUG HURRR

Kill yourself. Fucking degenerate.

>>34850516
you're here too shitheel, what have you got to live for that a little escapism is going to hurt?

>>34850060
Only regret was paying 500 dollars when you can go way cheaper 2bh

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>>34850514
>with a girl you love
>you love
>love
kek he fell for the "love" meme

there's no such thing, you pleb

>>34850471
dude, just drink.

Don't be a faggot, the one thing I really regret is waiting to start drinking with others. I was the stick in the mud until I turned 26 and finally caved in.

Now I just look back at all the times I missed having fun and meeting people because I wouldn't drink.

>>34850516
>>34850627
i misunderstood your post disregard i thought you were >>34850610 this assdick

>>34850655

No. I was already an alcoholic by 18. Alcohol is shit tier that's why I quit it.

>>34850471

>implying we aren't all losers

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>>34850514

>a girl you love

normie girls fake orgasms and moans too

>>34850678

I can shitpost more effciently and have more energy, faggot.

>>34850514
>>34850649

Kek

I say i love my gf but honestly i feel love for no one but i still say it as it means something to her and keeps my dick wet ;)

t.wasarobotbutfoundlyingworkstogetpussy

>>34850782
I bet you'll go far in life senpai.

>>34850471
>drugs are for losers
>is posting on a board for losers
>doesnt realise that he therefore is a loser and drugs are for him.

The human brain is a strange place indeed.

>>34850354
You get what you pay for, desupai.

You should have made her pee on you after

>>34850891

>What is lesser of the two evils

What a sad attempt at trying to sound "le smart"

>>34850734
>he's so autistic and disconnected he thought the fake moans were what that anon was talking about

jesus you guys need to get out sometime

>>34850823

I feel much better being sober that being some faggot stoner all slow and high all the time.

what are good escort sites since backpage is down

>$500 usd

Waw waw waw.

Still, she was nice to you.

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>>34851019

ur delusional retard

>>34851052
Have you ever just tried cutting out the whole being a faggot part of the deal?

>>34851115
>he stills think that anon's point was about faking it

You retard, *everyone* knows normie girls fake it too. His point was not that *that* aspect of sex is different you fucking mongoloid.

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>>34851052
i can almost guarantee you don't feel better than i do.
getting stoned all day is great if you've already accomplished most of your life goals.
i don't have to work. i own my own house, i still have a bigger income than most wagecucks.
all i need is my japanese waifu and i'm set.

>>34851013
But i am a moron

>>34851160

>anon, having sex with a girl you love and having sex with an escort are totally different
>normie girls fake orgasms and moans too
>he's so autistic and disconnected he thought the fake moans were what that anon was talking about
>he thought the fake moans were what that anon was talking about
>sex with a girl you love

the original anon said that sex with a girl you love is different

>call him out on it
>lolol errbody knows they fake it looool retard

fucking imbecile learn to read before you open that big cocksucking mouth of urs

>>34851205

Nope you don't. Why do I need to feel jealous when you need a drug just to feel normal and comfy? KEK. Enjoy losing your IQ points.

>>34851306
Right, but you're not getting why it's different at all. He's saying it's different based on the emotional connection you have with the person, not because they fake shit. Having sex with someone you love who fakes her moans/orgasms is fundamentally different than having sex with a prostitute who fakes her moans/orgasms.

Don't know why I even bother with you retards.

>>34851418
Well you sure sound miserable af.

>he slept with an escort
You're undateable now.

>>34851499
Yeah bc that's the first thing every guy tells a girl he meets.
>Oh BTW I paid a woman for sex and also to pee on my face are you cool with that I just have to come clean before we go further sweetie

>>34851418
No one NEEDS weed, unless you are a faggot loser.

It's good. It's like masturbating. Sure, you don't NEED to masturbate, but it's fun and relaxing.

Stop being such a bitch and judging everyone.

>>34851115
wow you're a fucking dumbass, get out

>>34851582

>Stop being such a bitch and judging everyone.

I see weed is turning you into a pussy already.

>LOL DONT JUDGE!!!

Eat a dick faggot.

>It's good. It's like masturbating.

I don't need your hedonist mindset you fucking degenerate.

The benefits of weed don't make up for the slowness and the mental fogginess it brings. Also, please kill yourself.

>>34851461

>HURR YOU SOUND MISERABLE BECAUSE U AINT A DRUG ADDICT LIKE ME

Man, why can't stoners ever use logic?

>>34851436

>Having sex with someone you love who fakes her moans/orgasms is fundamentally different than having sex with a prostitute who fakes her moans/orgasms

its still the same you dumbass. in the end you're still playing for sex.

>>34851746

>Doesn't try to disprove the pic I uploaded
>u dumbass wow

Retard

>>34852221
are you trolling? me and the other guy's point is that what you're saying has NOTHING to do with it.

sex with someone you love isn't better than a prostitute just because of her moaning, fucktard.

>>34852221
So this is true autism.

>>34850552
Baby don't hurt me
Baby don't hurt me
No more
Uuuuuuuuu

>>34851562
He has a point, once you see how easy hookers are you don't have more patience to date random roasties

>>34852264
I'm not autistic u fucking idiot are you even reading what I said can't even fucking disprove anything

>>34852263
>>34852264

Holy fuck are you two both retarded and lack reading comprehension skills. You need to get off my board

>having sex with a girl you love and having sex with an escort are totally different

He claims its different. I say its the same because the results are same. The only SUBTLE slightly different is that you're in "love" with the girl as in you feel a "connection". This is usually subjective and delusional because anyone can fall in love for any reason. There are escorts who have clients fall in love with them. The point here is to show that sex with a girl you love isn't different from an escort.

>HURR YOU POSTED THE PIC THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT EVEN THOUGH MY DUMBASS CANT UNDERSTAND IT

I posted that picture to show that even non escort women fake their orgasms and moans like escorts so technicality at the end you still pay for sex (dates, gifts for your gf etc.). The only difference is that you're in the delusion that you're in love with her.

So yes, my post had a lot to do with it and its sad that you brain dead idiotic pieces of shits couldn't figure that out.

>>34852509
>he STILL doesn't get it

fufufufufu

>>34852530

>HURR HE DUMB AMRITE

Quit embarrassing yourself already. At what point are you trying to argue about now?

Paid 250 for one hour and had a great time. I had a hard time for cumming so I was there for closer to two hours but she didn't charge extra what a nice gal

>>34852548
There's only so many ways to point out that you have no idea what anon's point was. Keep arguing about something that no one was talking about familia.

>>34850060
>making out with a prostitute
I sure hope you didn't actually do this OP

>>34852578

Then answer my fucking question.

>HURR YOU DONT GET IT
>DURR YOU STILL DONT GET IT

>>34850178

the point of sex is to have babies anon

pleasurable sex is a bonus of making babies.

the fact that modern society is completely broken and places almost all its value on hedonistic pursuits, doesn't mean sex can't be an enjoyable and free group activity when done in moderation.

>>34850816
>foundlyingworkstogetpussy
this desu senpai

>>34850178
The only people that tell you sex is the primary focus in one's life are bitter virgins here.

Oh, and the robots that had sex like, 2 times, and want to sound cool and hip.

>>34852578
>>34852578

>Anon, having sex with a girl you love and having sex with an escort are totally different

That was the main core of the argument. I said sex is same no matter what. Women view sex as a service, not pleasure. Unlike men, women find more pleasure in other things like buying a purse or dining at a restaurant. Going back to what I was saying about the fake moans, its relevant because women are able to fake their emotions to fool your dumbass to make you think that you're really "in love" but in truth women subconsciously exploit you for their own gain. Unlike a an escort, you spend much more time on courtship and $$$ to even get a lay from a woman. Fucking idiot.

>>34850060
You didn't waste the money. You had a learning experience.

>>34850410

>get drunk or high
>become vunerable
>get robbed and beaten and raped by niggers

>>34850060

that's what happens after you cum, you lose all interest in sex. Just go another 18 days of no fap and you'll be buying another one.

>>34852509
>even non escort women fake their orgasms and moans like escorts
our entire point is that this is not what makes sex better with someone you love.

>The only SUBTLE slightly different is that you're in "love" with the girl as in you feel a "connection".
if you weren't a virgin you'd it isn't subtle you ugly piece of shit

>feelings are "delusional"
irrelevant

if you're not trolling you need to off yourself for the sake of humanity. at least do it for your parents. i truly feel bad for anyone having offspring as thick in the head as you

maybe go to the bar find some girl to help you out

>>34853094

This is what one of you idiots said

>He's saying it's different based on the emotional connection you have with the person, not because they fake shit.
>Emotional connection

Which I later refuted in my other post

>women are able to fake their emotions to fool your dumbass to make you think that you're really "in love" but in truth women subconsciously exploit you for their own gain.

Therefore its still the same. I said they fake their moans as in women in general IN FUCKING GENERAL don't care about muh emotions and muh emotional connection. They care either about status (Social status), money (either for her or offspring), and last looks (To produce chad like offspring to have sex.)

This so called emotional connection and "love sex" nonsense is fucking retarded because it doesn't exist and its only a form of manipulation to exploit or to have sex. Fucking retard.

>if you weren't a virgin you'd it isn't subtle you ugly piece of shit
>HURR IF YOU WERENT A LOSER VIRGIN YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND DURRR

I totally understand but sadly your dumbass still doesn't grasp that concept. The only difference with love sex is that you're living a delusion. You might as well get high off of drugs, fucking faggot.

>irrelevant
>HURR THEY IRRELEVANT BECAUSE I SAY SO

Disprove it before saying any buzzwords.

>if you're not trolling you need to off yourself for the sake of humanity. at least do it for your parents. i truly feel bad for anyone having offspring as thick in the head as you

Actually I feel bad for you for still believing in the love meme. Ask any scientist that love exists and they'll laugh at your face, faggot.