*ksh* Motherbase can you read me *ksh*

*ksh* Motherbase please come in *ksh*

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*ksh* I don't know, like blow it up or something, its your deal *ksh*

>>34849384
*ksh* stop using this fucking line I'm trying to get my mom to give me more normiebucks for the month *ksh*

*ksh* over fag *ksh*

*ksh* This is Motherbase Command. You may proceed with your assault, pilot. You'll earn a lot of Good Boy Points for this duty, soldier. Motherbase Command out. *ksh*

*ksh* fire at will *ksh*

*kshhs* raport bak to bace, wee wil send reinforctmests rogar over an out *ksh*

*ksh* this is Papa Echo Papa Echo, yoy have permission to fire all tactical piss bottles *ksh*

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*kshs* raport bak to bace, wee wil send reinforctmests rogar over an out *ksh*

*ksh* JUST *ksh*

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>>34849384
*ksh* Report on the locations of their frat houses, soldier. We're sending a ballistic! *ksh*

>>34849384

>a pilot with stubble

REEEEE YOU HAVE TO SHAVE EVERY DAY IN THE ARMY ESPEICALY WHEN USING AIR MASKS

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*achkem* beta squads #2 , #4 , #7 repot to all hankers and prephair for deploiment on N.O.R.M.I.E chad base.

>>34850013
>implying hes part of an army

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*ksh* WE ARE IN POSITION! GLORY IS NOW!

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*psshs* hewlo shoilders, today yu wil be defending our contri. we wil not surrendr we wil not giff in, we will all come bak home for tendies. now let me hear ur warcri

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>>34849895
*ksh* Hives has been obliterated. Returning to base. Over. *ksh*

>>34850013
>he hasn't played Ace Combat Zero
>not being a mercenary pilot

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*pshh* *kat-kat-kat* beta squad #7 report in we ned immideat fire on locashun alfa bravo charlie. I repet we ned immideat fire on locashun alfa bravo charlie. *kat-kat-kat-kat-kat* over and out *pshh*

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>>34850134
*ksh* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KILL ALL DISTGUSTING ROASTIES, HANG THEM BY THEIR ROASTS, BURN THEM AT THE FRECKIN STAKE high quality post uguuguu~ *ksh*

Are the normies even fighting back?

>>34850193
*kish* you have tangos in coming on your six! *ksh*

*ksh*sending reinforcements*ksssssssssssssssssh*

>>34850298
They cant even comprehend the sheer level of autism they're being bombarded with.

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*pshh* hewlo motherbase? we haf lost beta squad #4. we need assistanse, they r overunning us. I dun think we can surfive much longer plese send help over *pshh*

>>34850323
*ksh* Shit, I knew I shouldn't have volunteered for this mission. I fucking hate bombers and I can't even go supersonic in this piece of shit. Over. *ksh*

What the fuck is this thread.

Literally why do you do this? Imitating radio sounds? Is it funny to be autistic? I don't understand. I did this shit when I was 10 years old maybe.

Wouldn't you guys rather man up and become actual pilots and marry a girl you pickup at a bar instead of this shit? Ah, not like you can or will anyway.

>>34850398
*ksh* Normie detected. Requesting napalm strike. Over. *ksh*

*ksh* tango romeo alpha papa reporting in, commencing counter attack on november oscar romeo indigo echo HQ *ksh*

>>34850398
*ksh* NORMIE SPOTTED. I REPEAT, NORMIE SPOTTED. WE HAVE A NORMIE INTRUSION AT MOTHERBASE. ALL UNITS MOBILIZE. *ksh*

>>34850398
this! First day on this board what is this even?

>>34850398
becoming an actual pilot is incredibly difficult, there are 18 year old Chads with perfect eyesight who have joined the air force, played flight simulators since they were kids, were in the air training corps and will put in a herculean effort who will get rejected

>>34850481
*ksh* NORMIES ARE BREAKING THROUGH THE DEFENSES. THERE'S A TRAITOR. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. IT'S A TRAP. *ksh*

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>>34850398
*ksh* A SPY, THERE'S A SPY AMONG US! *ksh*
I knew we should haven't have let in all those freggling cyborgs into our super secrit club.
*ksh* Cover me betas! I'm making a run for the biss liter bombs *ksh*

>>34850421
Fucking stop. Type actual words. Speak to me.

What holds you all back? I lost 30 pounds and cut down to 15% bodyfat in a month because I chose to. With a small loan of fifty thousand dollars I made my own business and sold part of it to a manager, so he makes me money and runs it while I live frugally and retire. Still gonna invest though. I have a few partners but I'm interested in wifing one cute redhead once she comes of age. The best part about being me in all this would probably be having sex with the highschool girl employees.

Literally what Is keeping you from being me? It's hard I get it but come on. You can't possibly enjoy your current situation.

(It's only 3 girls btw I'm not a player I think I just got really lucky, I get anxious easy)

>>34850512
Lasic eye surgery. And no one said it would be easy. My cousin became one.

>>34850536
>>34850538
Fucking speak words.

>>34850558
*ksh* HE WON'T DIE. THE PISS BOTTLES ARE DOING NOTHING. OVER! *ksh*

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*pshh* beta soldiers plese ad images with yor posts, its incrdbliy borring being the only one doing it *pshh* over *pshh*

>>34850398
It's called role playing normie, get with the program or get out.

Over.
*ksh*

*ksh* Mommy base pls respond *ksh*

>>34850558
>Literally what Is keeping you from being me?

That 50k loan.

>>34849384
*ksh* dude
weed
LMAO *ksh*

*ksh* Clear comms you autistic fucks. Motherbase is being raided by normies. Over. *ksh*

>>34850608
*ksh* This is Motherbase Command. What do you need, soldier?" *ksh*

>>34850580
*ksh* "It's time to use drastic measures. Pupupipi nuclear weaponry has been declared a possible alternative. You know what to do, soldier. Motherbase out. *ksh*

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>>34849384
*ksh* Check yo Keys 10-4 Robert *ksh*

*ksh* I hereby activate Order 1488. Activate the /pol/ brigade reservists. *ksh*

>>34850685
*ksh* Stand down, soldier. We have far too many hardworking and intelligent blackbot operatives here at Motherbase. I repeat, stand down, before our own men get caught in the crossfire. *ksh*

>>34850652
*ksh* REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE *ksh*

>>34850718
*ksh* It's the blackbots or the normies sir. We need to kill all the normies that have infiltrated our base. Over. *ksh*

>>34850718
*ksh* WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEEEEETTTTT *ksh*

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>>34850685
*ksh* The /pol/hounds have been released as you have requested mummy. Let's hope their unfathomable thirst for degerate blood is in our favor this day. Sadly, we were not able to remove all of those with the Beta-hate mutation but drastic times call for drastic measures. All robots should be on their toes from now on, don't rust any Nazis you see *ksh*

*ksh* Order 1945. Stand down /pol/ brigade. The normies have been cleared out. Over. *ksh*

can you friends please add images to ur stuff, your making this thread very uninteresting

>>34850738
*ksh* ... Fine. Commence the operation. After swift consideration, the blackbots have decided to forfeit their lives in order to aid in eradicating the normie incursion. Their sacrifice will be remembered forever. Motherbase out" *ksh*

>>34850741
*ksh* "Show some more goddamn respect for your comrades, soldier! Motherbase out." *ksh*

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>>34850798
*ksh* There's no imagery over radio! *ksh*

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>>34850798
>>34850793
You are pic related.

You will never grow up and all die alone. You got one shot to be me, live up to it.

>>34850558
*ksh* we need back up, space abomination delusional normie is in sector 3, launch the jizz before it's too late *ksh*

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>>34850965
*ksh* Those normies shall soon be eradicated by 500 gallons of rancid robotic jizz. Our time begins now brother! *ksh*

>>34850857
ye 'dude'. I followed all your steps. Got a million dollar loan, started a huge business, fucking all my coworkers and flying a jet fighter plane on the weekends. Got this cute blond this I'm slowing wifeing. She 12 and doesn't even know it yet, so cute. She's the only reason I hired her mother to work at my jet fighter stealth drone factory. I figure that I will practice a bit on the milf before I finally settle for my qt.

This thread is now about unrealistic day dreams

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>>34849384
Latino here, we need backup, those brown Chads are totally madman and they are everywhere
also, they were talking about something called
F.E.M.B.O.T.

>>34851020
*ksh* FIRE *ksh*

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*ksh* back up simon squadron has arrived, I repeat, back up simon squadron has arrived *ksh*

>>34851173
>F.E.M.B.O.T.
I've run into one of these abominations before. The horror... the horror...

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>>34850388
*ksh* I know how you feel, I haven't been able to do that in years *ksh*

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>>34849384
$1000 for every dead normie boys
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5vItH-gCV_Q

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alpha this is bravo, be advised I have visual on a normie infantry chadsquad inbound on your position, how copy?

>>34851903
You're lucky I'm right next to you soldier. You need to activate your com in order for the others to hear you. REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING

>>34849384
you better be pronouncing that November Oscar Romeo Mike India Echo, fng