Red flags for boys

>>34848447
>don't want kids

phew looks like I'm relativity low on red flags

>>34848447
>gels hair on the daily

My hair is straight and falls straight down, if I don't style it with gel it looks like a bowl cut or some shit so fuck right off

>>34848447
>gives his mother foot rubs
>consults his mother when making decisions

>>34848447
I don't do any of these things. please be my gf

>gels hair on the daily

what's so bad about this? do you mean like gelling it straight down or something, or just styling at all? i use pomade every day, am i autistic for doing that?

>>34848522
I know lots of guys do it but in my opinion (as a guy) it really looks sort of gross on most dudes. Also I am one of these dudes as that shit looks gross on me, and gets really shitty as the day goes on anyways. I know that bowl cut look isn't appealing either, but what can you do? I've just grown my hair out and it's always in a ponytail or a bun. Never use anything on it besides shampoo and conditioner.

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>>34848484
>>34848522
i mean its okay as long as its not like pic related

but my fuccboi nazi undercut requires pomade to stay in place, otherwise my bangs fall down over my eyes

>>34848478
kids are in the main list

>>34848447
YES.

FINALLY.

I fucking fit all the categories.

although
>black

that's pretty much the deal breaker for most girls

>>34848489
Mommy's boys give me shivers

>calls his mom, "mother"

What is wrong with that?

>>34848647
i'm asian so my parents would resent me if i was with a black guy
sorry anon

>>34848687
for someone to be your caretaker of at least 18 years of your life teaching you how to talk, and walk. why would they still be formal to their mom? It just gives me cringe feelings

>>34848709
>asian parents

completely understandable

none of those apply to me,
but i've browsed /pol/ excessively over the years so I tend to unconsciously mumble moonman lyrics under my breath . luckily it hasn't gotten me in trouble yet.

>>34848447
Wow. I don't hit a single red flag here. Hmu.

>>34848737
reminds me of the creepy rich kid from icarly

>>34848447

>he doesn't want kids or get married

And get fucked over for the rest of his life without much of a choice?

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>dont hit a single redflag
>at the same time I'm a friendless NEET so it doesnt matter anyway

Not like I'm looking for a gf anyway!

>>34849466
its called commitment and trust, anon*

>>34848447
Minus the hair over the eyes and the jean shorts (been out of high school for a while so backpack doesn't mean shit also) this is the same list for chicks.

>>34848661
Also this. It's cool to be close to your mom, but it's another thing entirely to be like "hai mommy!! X3" as a grown man.

Why would i want to get married in current year to get raped by divorce court?

>>34848447
Hey the only one that applies to me is the last one and even that is up to interpretation

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>>34848447
I passed boys, am I ready for a gf?

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>>34848447
Red flags dor femanon
>She makes red flags for boys threads

>>34848447
>close minded
Define it please.

>>34849366
>>34848687
>Honour thy father and thy mother
>the ones who gave life to you, provided for you so you wouldn't starve, let you leech off them financially and emotionally for18+ years
>why should we give them respect?
Fuckin roasties. Is nothing sacred?

>>34848447
>he doesn't want kids or get married

You mean he doesn't want his life ruined in divorce court when he gets cucked by tyrone and stacey then gets told she gets the house kids and 2500 a month for 20 years.

t.thishappentome

>>34848447
Why is owning one pair of jean shorts a red flag?

>>34848489
W-what's wrong with consulting my mom on decisions? She's has more experience than I.

>had a rolling backpack in highschool
Please tell me nobody actually does this

>he has used an escort
>he watches camgirls

Depends with who and what situation youre in when youre suppose to use Mother.
Could have just said "under 6ft" instead of complaining about height.
There are 0 benefits to getting married and not wanting kids is just your personal red flag.
>judges others on a list of pre made requirements
>says potential boy has to be open minded
You dont deserve even a retards attention or love, too bad youre guaranteed it anyway for being born with a vagina

>>34850067
>Go to pick up kids on the weekend
>tyrone answers the door half naked with new iphone 7 ect (thanks to the money i pay her every month no doubt since they both don't work)
>"Eiiiii maneeee no harddddd feelin brah ??
>"i go get dem kids oh urs"
>ex wife comes to the door with a black eye and bruised face with the kids
>"take the kids back late on sunday me and tyrone going for a romantic weekend out of state"
>take kids to my small apartment in a shitty part of town cause i can't afford better

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I JUST WANT TO END IT

>>34850465
>You dont deserve even a retards attention

You just bit the bait so he does deserve it.

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IGNORE ANY MAN WHO HAS A BAD RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS FAMILY OR WHO DOES NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS!

HE IS ALWAYS THE PROBLEM, IT'S NEVER EVERYBODY ELSE.

>>34848447
This was me during highschool. Been a NEET for a year now. Feels good.

>>34850083
>>34850474

Similar here

>Lawyers fucked me even though she was being un fateful
>she gets the house and a settlement of so much a month
>"well since i own the house you can stay till you find a place of your own
>do cause i have no choice
>shes bringing different men back nearly every night fucking them loudly, mostly black guys also.

WHY FUCKING WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN? SHE NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HER FUCKING LIFE AND SHE GETS ALL MY SHIT I FEEL LIKE KILLING HER IN HER SLEEP!!!!!

Cucked bros

hug me

>>34848447
>Fit none of those other than consistent hygiene
I only wash seriously if I'm going somewhere otherwise it's a shower every few days
I've already got the kids, so I'm good on that front too.

>>34848447
>>calls his mom, "mother"

havent seen this outside of movies

>>wears his hair down over his eyes

bald

>>doesn't have consistent hygiene

most ppl do. those who dont are 4real autists

>>smells terrible

repetitive

>>gels hair on the daily

nobody has naturally perfect hair

>>doesn't talk about family

what does this even mean, is homeboy just supposed to bring up family, or when family is the topic he is supposed to tlak at length about it?

>>complains of their height

under 6ft, u mean

>>becomes nice to only you and no one else

hs bs

>>he doesn't want kids or get married

smart choice actually

>>believing its okay being homeless

nobody believes this shit

>>owns a pair of jorts (jean shorts)

denim cutoffs are p cool

>>had a rolling backpack in highschool

this happens in movies. sometimes professors have them tho

>>close minded

arent u as well? u had to go and make a whole thread about this trivial shit cuz ur so close minded

>>34850548
Thats 90% of us normalfag

>>34850867
I love you anon make love to me

>>34850083
i'm rooted in religion so divorce isn't an option nor cheating, but goodluck with your future
>>34850465
i appreciate my privilege, guy, i dont show it off often
>>34850867
thank you for the input, i'm sure to adjust my pickiness, but since my taste is very out of reach, i'll be staying in memechan for awhile

>>34851137
good luck i guess

>>34851068
im probably not ur type

my limit for height is literally over 4'11, i'm short so I don't complain

i'm religious (christianity) nothing too intense, but i won't end up in a cucked divorce like the rest of you

but happy to meet you all

>>34848489
>gives his mother foot rubs
>red flag

>>34848610

I gel my hair in the combover style just bc I can't stand hair on my forehead (I actually have rly thick hair, too thick desu, I am not balding).

Is this a red flag?

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>>34851362

Also, tfw mentally ill mother, so I never talk about my family or am close to them (and I call her mother, though not to her face)

>>34848447
allow me to simplify your list of red flags


>he isn't chad
the end

>>34848447
Red flags for everybody
>makes stupid fucking red flag threads on /r9k/
Day of the ropey dopey soon my dudes

>>34851137
So you're muslim?

must feel good that if your wife cheats you can legally stone her.

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>>34848447
>>doesn't talk about family
>>he doesn't want kids or get married
>>close minded

not too bad.

>>34848489
I don't really see what's so wrong about consulting your parents. Obviously I take her advice with a grain of salt like I would with anyone else, but she has a fairly solid head on her shoulders.

>>34848737
Out of respect they refer to her as their mother instead of a word used by children. Either way no respectful mother is going to give a shit and you yourself sound weird and unappealing for bringing this up.

>>34848447
>had a rolling backpack in highschool
If you were in highschool after this was invented you're underage b&.

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> wears glasses
> eats with metal implements instead of bear hands
> respects the royal family
> owns a business
> has more money than me
> missing his head

>>34851417
sorry to hear that anon
>>34851434
thanks
>>34851576
christian

But I love my mother....

>his mom paid for half of his dick to be cut off at birth

>>34848447
Kek only thing I do that's on this list is calling my mom mother on occasion.

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>always talking about his sister
>Will cut out of a game of CS just to talk to his sister
>gets extremely angry when someone makes a snide comment about one of his female family members
I mean flip out, to the point of punching someone
>has deep passionate hugs with sister
>stares out into space randomly

Trust me, these people are no goes for both friendship and relationships.

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>calls his mom, "mother"
Never
>wears his hair down over his eyes
Not anymore
>doesn't have consistent hygiene
I do
>smells terrible
Never been told I smell bad ever in my entire life
>gels hair on the daily
I don't gel my hair ever
>doesn't talk about family
to who? a girl? I don't talk to girls period so I can't talk to them about family, but I probably would if I could
>complains of their height
Nah I just embrace being a manlet
>becomes nice to only you and no one else
I'm nice to everyone
>he doesn't want kids or get married
I do to both of those things
>believing its okay being homeless
what do you mean by ''okay?'', this is a confusing one
>owns a pair of jorts (jean shorts)
lol nah
>had a rolling backpack in highschool
a what?
>close minded
not in general but when it comes to some things I might be

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>>34848447
>wears his hair down over his eyes
>gels hair on the daily
>doesn't talk about family
>complains of their height
Oh you females and your petty complaints.

>he doesn't want kids or get married
And why would he? Who volunteers to be bleed dry anyway?

>close minded
Which in this context probably means "Doesn't agree with me 100% of the time".

0/10, kill yourself roastie.