> she is taller than 5'10"
> she still talks to her ex (or hangs out with him, even worse)
> she doesn't brush her teeth and shower at least once a day
> she doesn't shave her armpits
> she watches reality TV regularly
> she is overly politically-minded
> she can't deal with offensive humor
> she has alcohol/drug problems
> she smokes cigarettes
> she goes to raves frequently
> she wants to have children before age 30-35
> she's had sex with more people than you have
>met her on 4chan
>>34847906
she's not a virgin
she's extroverted
>>34847906
>she is taller than 5'10"
>she doesn't shave her armpits
gay
>she has a history of mental illness
>she hangs out almost exclusively with men
>she watches anime
>she's fat
>>34847906
>Has a pener :DDD
>she thinks stand up comedy and improv are funny
>she's unwilling to eat fish
>she can't bake a cake without using a cookbook or just using box mix
>when you ask her if she goes to the gym she says she doesn't want to get buff
>she says she never has time to do [x] activity (it can be anything)
Ultimate red flag:
>She has low enough standards to go out with somebody like me
A real Catch 22.
>>34848272
Woe is my life
>>34848232
What if she doesn't go to the gym but has a treadmill and free weights at home?
>>34848390
"Doesn't want to get buff" is the key term here, because it indicates she's ignorant of what exercise is and does, and is just using it as an excuse to remain a lazy slob.
>>34848137
I think you should date men then...get a big stwong daddy to fill your wittle tummy with his cummy and poopy :)
>>34847906
>> she is taller than 5'10"
>wanting a womanlet
>wanting womanlet children
>>34847906
>constantly on her phone
>watches yaoi
>quiet
>never nags
>unquenchable thirst for your cock
>>34847906
>Obsessed with Instashit/Snapchat and other things like that
>>34848766
>Doesn't realize she admitted women are shit