Shall I become a Pirate?

>>34846838
Move to Somalia lad

>>34846861
No man, fuck niggers.

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>tfw born to late to be La Buse's first mate as you raid the Arch Bishop of Goa's ship

>>34846915
>Somalians
>Black
Choose one

>>34846933
C-u-c-k

>>34846838
Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone,
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan.

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

That's very nice but I doubt it'll turn out the way you think.
For starters, where are you going to get a crew?
You're going to be taking in a bunch of lowlifes and try to be their leader and keep them in line.
And it's highly likely that you'll get caught, ESPECIALLY if you take from the rich.
Get your feet back on the ground famingo

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DO IT FAGGOT OP

>>34846838
But what are you going to do when a warship torpedoes your tiny schooner in a real life modern piracy situation?