>tfw no Jewish gf with big tits to impregnate
>>34845208
Stop fetishizing me you creepy goy neckbeard.
>you will never make Kat Dennings a mommy
>>34845225
I'm not him, I would never fetishize youi certainly wouldn't masturbate to the thought of you bossing me around your whiny, nasally voice, Ms. Shekelgruber!
>>34845291
>age:30
SHE'S NEARING EXPIRATION, IT'S PRACTICALLY ANNUDAH SHOAH FOR HER TO NOT HAVE A JEWISH CHILD NURSING FROM THOSE CHOSEN FUNBAGS
>>34845291
is it a bad thing that i initially thought you wanted her as a mommy gf?
God I have wanted to milk those tiddies for years. Fuck, where can I get my massive tit Jewish GF.
If there's one group of girls who will tolerate you for being a non normalfag with quirky interests disinterested in spectator sports it will be Jewish girls. They're the best. Always kinda nerdy and of above average intelligence.
I wish I could have married the one Jewish girl I slept with a handful of times ; ;
>>34845331
Would plow. As long as she promised to keep quiet and not talk in that awful, annoying nasally voice of hers.
>>34845599
>I wish I could have married the one Jewish girl I slept with a handful of times ; ;
I have the same regret.
>>34845696
>implying her melodic Jewess voice is not her best attribute, even better than her tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cky1sWY4GNA
>she will never complain about things to you
>>34845599
>new girl at work
>has a super stereotypical jewish name
>has the biggest stereotypical jewish nose I've seen but still somehow a qt
>has a nice womanly body
>loves talking about her "nerdy" hobbies such as vidya and mainstream anime
>just got engaged to her boyfriend who shes been friends with since elementary school
What a lucky guy.
I'm Jewish but without big titties but a strong desire to be impregnated.
>>34846375
Don't worry m'lady, your boobs will get bigger as you swell up with our Jewish child.
*tips yarmulke*
>>34846589
That is true, I forget about that.
>>34846375
>larping as JEW and female
New low everybody, this guy did it. We all are free, we ain't robot compared to this level of autism
>>34846775
it's not unreasonable to think that there are some khazar temptresses lurking this board trying to steal the genes of all of the Aryan ubermenschen who post here.