le wine xD

I unironically like wine

>>34843279
Don't talk to me before I've had my wine.

>>34843306
This, I am a gay though.
>tfw no bf

>>34843306
>only drink fortified wine because it's the cheapest way to get drunk where I live and I like the taste
>afraid to bring it up because if le wine mom meme
>roommate (female) tried my favorite brand of fortified wine once and now goes on and on about it like it's her unique thing
>completely ignores the fact I introduced it to her, acts surprised when she sees me drink it
>gets so annoying about it that I feel ashamed being seen drinking it now

>>34843328
Guy you're replying to here
Yeah me too

>>34843328
>>34843404

Do you gays drink beer or hard liquor?

wine gives me a massive fucking headache

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>>34843372
This sounds like what all friends do. They take things you like and make it their own. Music, Food, Everything man.
>>34843306
Wine is good but I don't drink it unless I'm in private because it's seen as a pretty gay drink now.

>>34843419
I drink wine and whiskey

>>34843674

>whisky

Do you mix it with anything?

>>34843801
>Do you mix it with anything?

cum

>>34843279
I knew mom-posting was going to hit 4chan sooner or later.

>>34843372
Which brand? I wish to try it now

>>34843279

>Wine
>Bitch is holding a martini

Fucking women. They don't know shit about wine, anyway, they're just posers.

>>34843811

Sounds terrible and gay.

i find myself day to day more and more... What's the word? When you no longer like something you used to love?
When i first started drinking alcohol at 19 I loved it... No beer nor wine neither whiskey... Only shots and small drinks, vodca or cachaca or saque or absinthe, or tequila, or all of it. Loved it. Looked foward to weekends when I could drink until passing out. Nowadays if I drink I immediately get dizzy and can only think about laying down to sleep. I get nauseated and moody, My hungovers are paralyzing... Completely lost the pleasure of the thing.

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Liking wine is another proof of the female hive mind.

Go on Tinder and I shit you not, you'll see women ranting about how much they love wine all over the place.

>>34843279
>le alcohol all the time meme
why do normalshits do this?
there's nothing good about alcohol...

>>34843834
this isn't mom-posting, this is '20-something average-to-hot girl living in or near a metropolitan area posting on social media' posting

drinking wine is good for you
i'm having a glass right now
I dont' give a fuck if it's a faggot girl drink
If it was good enough for Caesar, it's good enough for me
Sperging out about people's preferences for food and alcohol as if it says something about their masculinity or femininity is gay anyway

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>>34844433
>I want someone to take me on an adventure
>Basic bitch Marilyn Monroe quote

>>34843328
>cousin turned 21 last year
>now he's a wine fanatic and orders fancy wines at family dinners
>I'm still too beta to drink around my family so I just get water or coke

>>34844527
>if cocaine was good enough for trump it's good enough for me!
Drugs (alcohol is a drug) of any type are strictly degenerate. There's no way around it. Ubermenschen drink water.

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>>34844556
>I love food and having fun
Well no shit, you'd be a fucking plant if you didn't.

>>34844644
no actually drugs are cool and you're a faggot

>>34844481
To try and make up for a lack of personality.

>>34843328
Repressed fag here. I enjoy wine now and then but whiskey is my poison

You have to look for a bird who's into cars
Sorted, no binge drinking basic cunt gf

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What's so gay about wine?
Is this some american thing?

>>34844524
moms definitely do it too, you're delusional if you think they dont

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>>34843841
Andres almond cream. Never seen it outside of Ontario though

>tfw started to drink alcohol alone

I had rum and jaeger so far, should I drink some vodka too?

>>34846307
Such a specific wine.

>>34846335
Sure, go wild

>>34846335
I started drinking alone after I moved out because I was never comfortable drinking around my parents. I have a whole pantry shelf full of hard liquor I barely touch because I wanted to try making my own cocktails from online recipes. But 99% of the time now I just want wine. I don't have friends to invite over for a party either. I'm gonna have this stuff forever and I feel like if anyone saw all that they would get the wrong idea about me.

Wine is fine, but I fucking hate how the bottles are designed for normies.
The stuff doesn't keep, and the bottles are so huge that you have to have a group of at least four people to finish it.
>inb4 lol ur a lightweight anon I can drink the whole bottle
That's because you're an alcoholic, strawman.

>drinking alcohol
>2017
i shiggy diggy

>>34846647
Faggot, I know 100 lb women who can finish a bottle of wine in a night with a hangover or in 2 with none. A bottle of wine is only 4 glasses faggot.

>>34845865
Isn't that guy a pedo

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>>34846647
>drinking like 25 ounces of 13 percent alcohol is hard

Are you literally seven years old? You could drink a bottle of wine without ever having touched alcohol before in your life.

Are you actually talking about those fucking fat Rossi jugs or Franzia boxes? Because yeah, those are designed for alcoholics.


I'll drink anything with alcohol in it, but the only alcoholic drink I actually like is beer.