Autistic things you did as a kid

>6th grade
>standing in the playground
>realised at any one moment i can only see one thing
>start looking around as fast as i can so i miss out on less visual input

it's more like "savage things you did as a kid" desu

>friend tricked me into thinking breathing was the same as swallowing air. Did it daily untill mom asked what I was doing.

>Played house with my girl cousins as a kid
>loved playing house but thats not even the autism
>we designated the closet the pretend bathroom one time
>took a shit in the closet

I used to piss in plastic bags when I was too lazy to go to the bathroom from like 12 to 22. Sometimea they'd leak and my room would becone a mess. My mom cleaned it all though.

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>7th grade
>class discussion on careers
>blurt out: what do garbagemen do?!
>immediatley regret it
>whole class looks at me
>teacher glares
>face goes red

>visit family friend
>their dog was some sort of spitz
>tail goes up on its back
>you can see its pink anus
>follow it into hallway
>hold it by the tail
>tuch anus
>smell finger

>get upset because my fingers are different lengths

>>34841845
>playing house
>inside a house
things you could never explain to aliens

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>>34842006
easy solution fer that sonny

>>34841951
Hot
Origokm

>>34842092
>got a boner from this image
What the fuck

>>34841889
>My mom cleaned it all though.
that's pretty hot desu

>I was always kind to my parents as a child
>I liked reading Calvin & Hobbes
>in one strip Calvin pretends to be a dinosaur and bites his mother
>I find this to be a very funny thing to do
>decide to go downstairs and bite my mother
>she is sitting in a chair, reading
>Calvins mother was standing up
>ask mom to stand up
>she see me smiling, think I am about to show her something and stand up
>crawl toward her, roaring
>"hihi what are you doing down there sweetie?"
>bite her as hard as I can just above her foot
>she scream out loud and shake me of
>she look at me, terrified
>she still mention to me sometimes
>anon, do you remember when you did that 'thing'?
>I still haven't told her why I did it

>be like 11
>barely a year into puberty, but starting to get libido
>obsessed in Freudian way with poop, fap on the toilet when I poop
>starts to get old, doing this everyday
>find a small plastic bucket
>strip down and hover my ass over it
>shit into it
>jerk off on top of my shit
>mom walks into kitchen when I'm cleaning the bucket
>sees the shit cloggjng up the drain
>never live it down