Women are funny just deal with it already

yes totally agree 100% absolutely indeedo pepper

>1263 retweets, 2935 likes

?

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>Don't worry guys. I'm only having one glass of wine tonight haha

So this... is the power... of normie humor...
...woah

>>34839347
Post the one where she talks about her vagina next

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>>34839593
>roastie will now think she is funny when it's just beta orbiter wanting to be granted access to her holy holes

>>34839347
her target demographic, as senior editor of buzzfeed, is 11 year old girls

she knows exactly what she's doing

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Anyone who doesn't laugh at this joke is a misogynist.

>>34839347
hahahah the continents are like the breakfast and she's making it pangea like when it was all one thing fuck me that's so smart

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>>34840017
you have to think about it for a second before the joke hits.

>>34839988
That actually is kind of funny.
It's equally funny that there are autists who get triggered by it

>>34840039
The funniest thing about it is how totally random it is xD

>>34839988
I chuckled desu

I've never met a girl I didn't have to fake laugh for

>>34840068

It's a self-depricating Joke.

>>34839347
Well who doesn't enjoy a good pun

>>34839347
See, she's close to being funny, but she struggles with the most important part of being funny: the delivery. The play on words isn't bad, but the way it's presented it nothing short of cringy.

>>34840166
it is nowhere close to being funny.

>>34840115
That's sad anon. When did you lose your sense of humor?

>>34840213
yes its sad that women are so unfunny.

>>34839988

i dont get it.

do you have to be a UTI-infested roastie to understand the joke?

>>34840243
t. shitlord

>>34840250
she is saying that going to the bathroom is irresponsible, but the implication is that having sex with people you trust enough to leave in your room is even more irresponsible.

>>34839347
more like retarded

>>34840250

Well first of all you have to be a stacy
Secondly you have to have experience of getting said infection on multiple occasions because of laziness or whatever reason you decided was worth risking it for.

That simple, now you can get the joke and laugh with her, this is why females are so good at comedy they make pieces that everyone can relate to easily and laugh :DD

>>34840265
>you trust enouh

you don't trust enough*

and also that risking a UTI is irresponsible.

it is kind of clever, but not funny.

>>34840243
Oh, nonono. There are plenty of funny women, it's just that you have no funnybone.

>>34840259
t.manchild
grow up, you human parody

>>34840250
Why do autists complain about comedy?

I would say the only women I have found funny are tina fey and alison brie but then again I'm not sure how much of their material is being written by men behind the scenes.

>>34840298
>mansplaining
shitlord plz

God created everyone equal, then he put a dick on the stupid ones. ahahah, am I right girls?

>>34839347
>Women are funny

Only when they're not trying to be funny.

>>34839988
That's a statement not a joke.

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I have yet to find a funny female comedian, they are nothing but shit cunts who steal old stale jokes from male comedians.

Other then that, all they talk about is men did this, do that, penis size, penis that and this etc..

>>34839633
I want access to your holes

>>34840068

Most female stand ups produce this hack bullshit. "LOL I'm like totally a slut you guys! Vaginas and semen! Am I right?!"

>>34839347
What the fuck is a pangea breakfast?

>>34840776

Maria Bamford is pretty good. But they are few and far between.

>>34840806
It's some retarded reference to geology the dumb bitch made to appear smart

>>34840806
It's when all the contentinal breakfast tables are pushed together

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>>34840815
>pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe17RymMqWI

Man you are pathetic, she's a fucking moron and unfunny as fuck. And her voice makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

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>>34840806
>tfw too dumb to understand superior woman humor

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>>34840789
Jokes on you, i have none

>>34840829
>"I'M A RACCOON~ xD :3"
>Hey why did you do ____
>"EHM, HELLO, I'M A RACCOON XP"

seriously wtf

Tig Notaro is pretty funny desu, she's the only female comedian I can think of that's pretty good

>>34840855
You have an ass hole

>>34840856
You whores aren't making this any better for yourself. Both examples are horrible.

Women are funny sweetie, now get over it

https://youtu.be/20K8B8jrtUA

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>>34840856
>this is "women" humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yitxaN8LZ4M

>>34840880
>sweetie,

Fuck off

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>>34840818
>>34840820
Oh yeah now I get it... haha

>>34840829

You don't know shit about comedy fuckstain. Maria Bamford is a very good stand up comic. Probably the best working female stand up currently. She's nowhere near the level of male stand ups, but to say she isn't good is just wrong.

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>>34840899
>good
>i leave packages and caps everywhere
>BECAUSE I'M A RACOON!
>HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>'IMMMMM A RACOON!

>>34840039
>have a literal facebook tier meme saved
kys you cuck

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>>34840884
>she makes a "joke"
>a few forced awkward laughs
>"My wife and I just got twins"
>crowd loses their mind

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>>34840915
kys is nigger speak.

>>34839347
wow that was so bad i thought i read it wrong
worst part is that i realized she wasnt working at the hotel just eating breakfast

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Female and humor in the same sentence.
Let me fucking KEK.
A woman is to be seen not heard. Evolution has forced man to develop humor in order to be appealing to the female counterparts.
A woman has just to look good. Thus, a woman isn't and will never be funny.

I would like to fuck one doe.

>>34840864
yeah but you already full of shit :)

>>34840880
>https://youtu.be/20K8B8jrtUA

Holy shit that was so fucking cringe

>>34840754
yeah, it isnt funny, it just makes sense

Deal with it girls are funny. Oh and im a girl btw :)

The only female comedian I find funny is Lisa Lampanelli but I've only seen her in roasts

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>>34840941
>yeah but you already fuII of shit :)

;^)

>>34840942
>that moment when you realize she started telling jokes a minute ago
>>34840884
ugh
>that lesbian clap
having sex with a baby joke could have work if se could add at least some enthusiasm to this

>>34839347
*Pangeal

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>>34840039
hahahaha nice maymay you got there wanna trade for one of my peepees?

>>34840829
already failing 20 seccons in
>racoon
really?
>that laugh track

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>>34841024
gas the groids
race war now
sieg heil mein friend xP

>>34840942

This is too cringey for me to handle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S_RoFZCogQ
skip criingey intro

I always have to fake laughs when im around women.

>>34841154
dont and see what happens

>>34840312
fuck off rostie

>>34841196
"Anon is such an asshole"

Women can play characters in comedies decently enough and can write comedic scripts ok (spaced is pretty good for example).
Off the cuff humour isn't their strong suit. Most stand up in general is shit though.

>>34840115
I've never met a person, man or woman, that I didn't have to fake a laugh for. Most people are just unfunny most of the time

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>>34840880
>sweetie
holy shit fuck off

>>34840942
i'm fucking dying of cringe please help me

>>34839988
Why would you invite someone into your home for sex if you can't trust them to be unsupervised for a few seconds?

>>34842148
Oh wait that was the joke haha

>>34839988
UTI?

>>34841290
>being litrully this new
have you even posted youre waifu yet

>>34839988
I chuckled, it wasn't great but was passable.

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>>34839347

the actual joke made me chuckle when I figured it out after a couple of seconds (pangaea as opposed to continents as in continental breakfast") but the 140 character limit along with the fact that she decided to waste a bunch of characters on the "miss why are you doing this" formatting made me think she was just being lolsorandom at first. maybe I'm just retarded for not immediately making the association

not a bad joke as far as random tweets go but I think the formatting kind of spoiled it

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>>34839347

Obligatory:
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

>>34839347
desu it's funnier than any joke I've posted on twitter.

>>34841266
I'm unfunny too, anon, and so are you

if that was funny whatsoever, the security guard would have laughed at her "joke" instead of looking at her like she's a fucking psycho and asking what she's doing.

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>>34839347
lol omg! that is so randum and ecks dee!!

hahah she is so quirky, what a catch!

dumb bitch

>>34840829
>she's from arrested development
>wait...arrested development was actually funny
>look it up
>she was on the shitty new netflix season

that explains it

>>34840880
Got to jelly shoes in the themes and stopped. Poor woman, someone mkes a giggle at one of her jokes later, right?

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>>34839347

I don't get it...

I mean, I get that pangea was the old super continent, so pushing all the tables together is like a table supercontinent, but why did she do it? Was she staying with many people and needed the space? That seems kind of selfish for all the other hotel patrons who want breakfast.

Oh wait, I just got a little more, they're called continental tables, so it's actually a pun, but still with no purpose behind it other than creating the pun. Hmmm...

5/10

>>34839988

This isn't a joke for guys because one

>we try to fuck on the first date always anyways
>if the stranger did try to steal something from our room we're already standing and ready to chase after them.

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>>34839347
OP is, indeed, a fag for posting this low tier bait

>>34843545
By definition, OPs' post was satirical.


Also
>OP is a faggot meme
seriously? why do you like hurting yourself in this way?

>>34843495
no it is called continental breakfast. I think continental is british speak for european mainland.

>>34843590

Oh I thought continental might be the name of the place she's staying at.

What makes a breakfast continental anyways? (no jokes plx)

>>34843689

Nvm, google'd it.

Apparently continental is what is served in absence of an english breakfast.

>>34839988
>DUDE
>CASU-EL SEX
>LMAO

>>34843239
but that's the joke she's so randumb no one gets her xD

>>34839988
It's fine. A self-deprecating joke about being a disgusting slob is absolutely at home here.

The interesting part is that robots are less funny than women, since humour is social

I LOVE PIZZA
AM I NOT FUNNY?

>>34840122
Your life is a self depreciating joke

all of your "funny" replies have been way unfunnier than the chick op posted

>>34843853
that's just not true.
>>34843804
that's just not true.

>>34843822
vagina pizza icecream wine vagina
>crowd erupts in laughter

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>>34843872
VAH JAY JAY.

ZING, GA BOING. HONK HONK

>>34843867
Both are literally true. Sorry.

>>34843872
>>34843888

Typical lack of humour. You don't need to prove you're less funny than a woman. We get it.

>>34839347
I know this girl named Amanda who's funny.

>>34843917
ooohhhhh ad hominem thats a new one for the women xD

>>34843906
just because you embarass people into laughing doesn't mean you are witty.

girl's just aren't funny. they never develop to be.

>this much deliberation over the meaning and use of "continental breakfast"

oh my godddddd people on this board are fucking retarded children.

>>34843952
and you fit right in friendo

>>34840829
This is supposed to be funny?

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>>34840880
Here's your (You), anon, good job.

>>34843943
Neither do antisocial weirdos

>>34844022
No, thus the laugh track so we can be spoonfeed when to laugh.

>>34843941
Uh, that's not what an ad homenim is. Unfunny AND dumb. So sad

>>34843996
don't let your jimmies be rustled.

>>34839597
Hahahahahaha, wine!

>>34844077
haha le ebin gorillel memey amirite ?

>>34839347
>have 2 italian grandmas
>funniest people i know

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>>34840961
Here, you go, Anon, have a (You) for your hard work.

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>>34841111
Nice quads! Checked!

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34844045
>(2).png

a meme so nice I saved it thrice

>>34839597
Wow, that reminds me of my mom!

She got drunk on wine every night and really scared me when I was little!

>>34844072
Anon was right, your post attacked him, not his points. Look up the definition of ad hominem.

>>34843906
LITERALLY
original for 2 seconds

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>>34841024
>>34840915
stop hating on the roll safe meme it is funny

>>34839347
Kate Beaton's historical comics are funny. I don't like her overly-simplified ones for kids though, like the fat pony or king baby.

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>>34839597
Mom said: One more video before bed xD

>>34839347
Hahaha you're so funny can i fuck you now?

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>When the stars align and a woman says something legitimately funny.

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>>34839347
Not even a chuckle, anon..

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>>34840829
Is that Dana Carvey on HRT?

>>34844282
An ad homenim is when you say someone is wrong by attacking them. Lrn2read

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4chan has ruined my sense of humor.

Normal people laugh at reasonable, well thought-out jokes, I laugh at big guys crashing planes and comically disfigured bears speaking Finnish.

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i think this is actually a tranny but didn't know until another anon pointed it out

>>34845594
ad hominem
adverb & adjective
1.
(of an argument or reaction) directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining.
"vicious ad hominem attacks"
What was that, Anon?

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>>34840884

>my wife and i

it had to be

>>34839988
i got it but didn't really laugh, i can understand why it's funny but i can't relate to these sex topics

>>34840115
This, I've witnessed maybe like 2-3 funny girls in my whole life, their comedy is so cancerous and generic

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>>34845626
Is this funny to you?

and then youve got women hecklers getting btfo by a male comedian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQIumtFM6p8

>>34839988
this wasn't bad. It's still le epic slutty vagina humor, but it wasn't awful.

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>>34845719

Hilariously so.

As is this.

>>34839597
>*posts cuck thread*

>>34839988
well that was actually funny, problem is amy schumer is NOT funny

>>34839347
if she didn't repeat "breakfast" it'd be funnier

the pange part just seems forced

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>>34845626
Did someone say
JOGES?! :DDD

decent pun but the garbage tumblr joke format ruined it

>>34842148
You need to think like a cock addicted roastie desu senpai

>>34839347
Alright, that's actually kind of a strong joke.
7.5/10 made me chuckle.

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>>34839347
>generic white girl OMG SO RANDOMMM shit humor

>>34839988
>haha im a slut isnt that hilarious

>>34839347
what gets me isnt the unfunniness of the joke, because its o k i guess... its the way she has to include herself in it. the joke starts with 'me', and she puts 'me' again in before the punchline, so you know its her being 'funny'.

attention whoring little bitch wasting my time

>>34840922
It's because one of them is a woman (male).

Also her wife is a pedophile? I didn't realize they had become so blatant about it. Oh well, arrests are coming