If you fuck a steak, is it beastiality, necrophilia, or masturbation
>>34838403
necrophilia
its dead
all of the above
oreganissimo
>>34838403
I'd imagine most definitions of bestiality and necrophilia would require that the animal at least be intact and that most legal definitions of necrophilia would be limited to abuse of a human corpse. So I'm going with just masturbating.
>>34838403
woman are big lumps of steak
>>34838403
Raw? It's bestiality+necrophelia.
Cooked I'd say it's just masturbation, although don't know who'd fuck a cooked steak. Of all the foods to fuck steak is a bad choice desu.
>>34838489
You're thinking of men
>>34838512
>women
nice try feminist
>>34838512
>>34838538
Would you two fuck off with your predictable memery?
>>34838538
>>34838569
Yeah, because women are soooo associated with beef and steak. Get real nitwits.
>>34838610
but-t they are..
Fucking hell a woman is not fucking steak, steak feels much nicer
>>34838728
>steak feels much nicer
like women