Last year I made a rest good friend in college, so we decided

>>34833937
every time he does something annoying pull his pants down and pinch the tip of his penis between your thumb and forefinger until he screams so he knows you're the dominant male.

Wait til he gets drink then shit in the pants he was wearing when he passes out

>>34833957
t-that sounds hot

don't be a passive aggressive gay boy. confront him

> Be Me, 20 y.o college kid rooming with 2 other guys
> Close friends with the one guy A, the other guy, B, we just randomly met on reddit looking for a roommate.
> Everything starts off fine we talk about our expectations the first week, I'm a very laid back guy so basically whatever goes
>A month into living realize I've washed more of his dishes than he probably has
> Whatever, I was washing dishes anyway only a few more minutes
> 2 more months go by, I start doing more and more of the housework
> I'm the only one to sweep/ take out the garbage/ do 90% of all dishes/ etc.
> B gets a girlfriend
> They talk on the phone until like 4 am every night
> Fucking bipolar, goes from "I love you" to "You're a piece of shit" in their phone calls every hour
> A gets a Vive and takes up the entire living room 8+ hours a day
> Watches shitty letsplays all night way too loud
> 5 months in now and I get fed up
> Tell him I'm not doing his dishes anymore
> Tell him to shut the fuck up over the phone
> Nothing changes
> Cycle starts where B'll fuck up the house for a month and I'll finally get tired of the mess and clean it up
> A breaks the toilet and asks me to buy a new one (at no cost to him)
> B and his girlfriend get drunk on my Southern Comfort
> Catch A stealing my weed
> Too beta and get no revenge
> Figure I'll snap one day and kill them.

>>34834871
That's what happens when you go on Reddit

>>34834871
If you can move somewhere else? Iv had similar experiences and i DEEPLY regret not fucking off earlier and watching it fall apart. It would have been so satisfying.