>thanks for buying me food anon, you're such a good friend!

>>34832828
>implying I have money
Looks like you're paying

>>34832869
>Not knowing its cash first for in n out burger
Fag

Having a female friend is good, so long as you don't get feelings for her. Women who see you with a woman will notice and it ups your value; Chad would not bully you if you had female friends.

>>34832828
>get up and walk out without saying anything when she assumes i'm paying

You guys are such entitled retards.

>>34833016
some faggot in freshman year of college mooched like 15 meals off of me like this until i finally had enough of it

>>34832828
>yeah no problem becky, it's cool that we got to hang out. so what've you been up to recently?
why is the assumption that me being lonely means i'm incapable of being platonic. if anything it's the opposite

>>34833085
>If anything, ill be the one in the kitchen.

>>34833016
Women are the same when it comes to male resources and utility you retard. they literally expect private companies to hire them in the name of diversity and expect them to pay them for free after a paternity leave.

>>34832976

>Walk around store with asian qt co worker
>All these looks from other waifus

Woah. I should make friends with some girls for the sole purpose of making myself look more valuable.

>>34833085
>becky
I kek'd thanks anon

>>34833046
Had a friend who was mooched off by a roastie all through middle school and freshman year of high school. I kept trying to tell him she was using him for lunch money but he wouldn't listen. Whats sad is that she would come up to him with her bf and ask for some cash and this fucking idiot would do it thinking he would get laid.

>>34833369
>paternity leave

>>34832828
Is that the in n out from santamonica california?

>>34832828
get fat for me bitch

>>34834154
all in-n-outs look the same....

>>34832828
Wow this girl is cute
Is r9k turning me straight

>>34832828
No problem, but don't forget to pay for me next time :^)

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getting friendzoned over fast food isn't the worst case scenario.

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>>34835314
>a-at least I'll n-never be as that as that guy h-haha

>>34834343
welcome to yellow town
its possible you're bi. most people don't really figure it out early, since its hard to really figure out all the things that makes a person tick.

>>34832828
>"Oh I thought you were gonna pay me back." Watch the expression on her face shift.

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>>34832828
in n out is way fucking overrated, my god

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>>34835314
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fuck you faggot i'm original

>tfw ill never eat at In-N-Out Burger with this qt

no prob bud I know you'll get me back later. wanna go to gamestop?

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>tfw you'll never have a friend
>tfw nobody will ever thank you for anything

>>34832828
I don't have a job so it would have been impossible for me to pay for her food

>>34832828
that's pretty much all you're going to get if you take a girl to a FUCKING FAST FOOD JOINT

>that scenario completely disgusts me
>realize that there are plenty of moments I paid for a bro

Atleast the bros have an actual feeling of gratitude and return the favour, I guess.

Don't become a beta orbiter. But if you do, don't be a dyke's beta orbiter, they'll just steal your crushes because they don't really care for straight relationships and don't care about your feelings. They kinda want you to go gay too.

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>>34832828
It isn't for you, buy your own damn food.

Now fuck off, I don't have the time to be some girl's 'friend'.

>>34836845
Where else am I supposed to get a burger dude?

>>34835314
The guy is a fucking idiot, but the girl isn't better either, she just abuses his naive-ness and.

>how I should be treated

Oh fuck off you selfish cunt.

>>34835314
That hashtag at the end is the perfect twisting-the-knife one more time

>tfw no woman would let you take her out for food even as a "friend"