John Cena or Amy Schumer. You have to fuck one or you die. wat do?

>>34829756
Amy Schumer but I would cover her face with something so I don't have to see it

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>>34829756
you realize this thread is just gonna be full of people like me wanting john cena to inseminate them right

John Cena because i wouldn't see it happening anyway

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>>34829756
Can John Cena fuck me instead?

>>34829884
>iktf
>datass.jpg

>>34829756
I'm straight and I would pick John Cena. He seems like a really nice guy.

>>34829756
Cena.

Not even gay, but even as repulsive as I am would I ever touch (((Schumer)))

>>34829756
Amy Schumer just looks like such a stereotypical white girl. she's so ugly.

>>34829756
It's a tough one.
Amy because I'm not gay.
But johnny boy could teach me some sick wrestling moves.

Cena.

I would fuck an acid victim over Amy Schumer. And no, I'm not exaggerating.

>>34829756
Amy Schumer.

It's what I deserve.

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>>34830491
No one deserves that anon.

origamio

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>>34829756
Cena

Original comment ffs.

>>34829756

>Fat girls saw this movie and now won't settle for a 10/10 muscle bound millionaire

it's tough, but I would have to go with Cena, even though I'm straight. the thought of my dick entering a person as vile as Amy Schumer makes me gag

>women would rather have Chad rub his sock-covered dick against them than fuck you

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Easy, Cena.
Dominating an alpha like Cena is maybe the straightest thing you can do.
Dicking a filthy whale like Schumer? Incredibly gay.

>>34829756
The answer is obvious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY

Cena
At least i won't be able to see him during sex, instead of Lena's fat blob rolls

John Cena.
If I pick Amy Schumer, I'm the guy who fucked an annoying fat chick.
If I pick John Cena, I'm the guy who fucked John Cena up the ass.
That's a far more respectable position to have and it would make a great story.

>>34830787
What movie is this?
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>>34831570
Trainwreck

origainmoio