ITT Beta Names

>>34829560
>Aaron

Any name starting with an A is chad tier

>>34829560
Is Stephen a beta name? I've never been able to figure that out, but I'm guessing it's pretty neutral.

>>34829615
>t. Aaron

Luke
Blake
Chad
Brad
Hunter
Tyler
Barrett
Brett
Chet
Logan
Brody

Pierce
Terry
Martin

>>34829560
Tim's can be alpha fuck you I'll make it.

Alpha names:

>Bob
>Dick
>Chuck
>Dave
>Bill
>Ralph

It's a shame these have fallen out of favor for the faggy, nu-male names that are popular today.

>>34829615
>Arnold
>Alfred
>Alvin
>Adrian

Yes, so very alpha...

>>34829673
>bob
>dick
>bill
>dave
sorry those are high-beta

>Ben

i was gonna complain about how beta this name is but i guess it fits me well

>>34829560
>Percy
>Aaron

I have yet to meet someone with one of these two names that wasn't a complete top ranking Chad

You're a fucking idiot

And before people go
>t. Percy / t. Aaron

My name is Lloyd, one of the most beta names of all time, so fuck off

>tfw name is so rare I don't want to say it because anyone who knows me will know it is me posting

Thank god my name is Dontavius

>Samuel
Totally not because its my name

>>34829842
Your name can't be that rare.

Why no one name their kid George anymore?

>>34829807
>Percy ever being a chad
holy fuck where do you live?
Next you'll be telling me all Melvins and Eugenes are "top-ranking chads"

>>34829560
>Joseph
>Tyler/Taylor
>Jamie

Just for comparison, alpha names:


>Gordon
>Chad
>Brad
>Luke
>Anton
>Dave/David

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>Tyler

I once fucked a cuteboy called Tyler. He was legal but a virgin. I ran my fingers through his hair while he blew me. When I slammed his tight boypussy he moaned my name as I spanked him. He bit the pillow and lightly moaned: "James... James...". I made him cum all over the floor and lick it up and then I slid my cock though his slippery lips. He was quivering as I shot my load down his throat and over his face. He was in ecstasy.

So yeah... Tyler..

>>34829907
You'll have to take my word for it

>>34829560
Sauce for pic related op?

>>34829711
>nobody ever posts for name for these threads
>this fucker actually did it
fuck you bitch dont make me slap you

>>34830177
AAAAALLLLVVIIIIIIIIIIINNN

>>34829560
>Aaron
This is the most ancient name still used in English. Unlike most latin, greek and hebrew names, that one is of ancient egyptian origins.

>>34830100
why boner? origi

>>34830151
http://myviewofher.tumblr.com/post/140189254680/a-couple-more-reasons-to-subscribe-to-our

>>34830212
It also means you're an oven dodger.

>ctrl-f
>no Miles
Miles is a beta name.

>Aaron

I cucked an Aaron and he is still with the girl. Beta name confirmed.

>Terence

Am I gonna make it?

Eugene is the ultimate beta name

>bjorn
will i make it lads

What about James?

I'm pretty beta desu

>>34829560

What about all the faggy white people names, like:

Connor
Caleb
Grady
Brady
Hunter
Blake
Parker

>>34829657
my name is logan you fucking prickhole fight me in real life we'll see what happens
i'll knock your ass out and kiss you on the lips

Max/Maxim
Marc/Mark
Rafael/Raf
Eric


Most of those i met are either jewish beta slobs.

>>34832394
Speak for yourself. I've met James' that'd fuck some people up every which way from Sunday.

Is Patrick a beta name?

Either Chad or Complete Loser-tier:

>Zack
>Tim
>Kenny
>Jordan

>>34832810

I once got a bj from Tim in his car dads car.

Michael= Beta
Mike= Alpha

>>34832758
>Patrick Bateman
>Patrick Beta Man
Yes

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My name is Ned.

I know its an old person name.

>>34829560
>made the list
FUCK

>>34829657
Who the fuck has the name Chet?

>Aaron

haha i made this list

fuck

originaligatory

>>34829657
Is the joke here that they're not beta or just that they're "white"?

>>34832947
But Bateman wasn't a beta.

>>34829615
the only person i know who could be considered a robot is named aaron

>>34829560
What about Matt? some people have said it sounds like a chad name and other beta.

Kevin is a beta as fuck name

Unless you're Kevin Bacon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjw3O7XiyDA

Tim you are such a fucking pussy

>>34829985
>David
>Alpha

Fuck you anon, my life sucks and my shitty jew boy name is a large part of that.

>>34829560
Is there a least sexier name than austin? The way it comes out with the aw at the beginning makes it impossible to say in a sexy way.

>>34833447
Matt is definately a chad name IMO

>>34835221
So i actually have a chad attribute as opposed to all the beta ones, thats good to know.

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>>34829560
>Clyde
>beta

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>>34829985
>Jamie
Fak you got me bro

>>34829628
Depends
>stef AHN
>stef IN
First is god tier
Second is autist tier

>>34829985
>Joseph
>beta
Joe is one of the most alpha names along with Chad, Brad and Chris.

Kek all these betas who don't even know how to give themselves a good name

My name is Henry which I think is pretty feminine
>Hal
>Hank
>Harold
>Harrison
I go by these instead

If your name is ultra beta tier like
>Jordan
>Ben
>Max
Pick a fucking nickname

Protip: if you have a Q anywhere in your first, middle, last name go by Q

>>34829936
For some reason this is the funniest post I've read in weeks.

>Diego
>Ali
>Jonathan
>Peter
>Harold
>Daniel
>Nigel
>Joshua
>Orion
>Giovanni
>Nathan
>Carl
>Samuel
>Brian
>Tyler
>Sergio
>Spencer
>Matthew
>Igor
>Stanley
>Ivan
>Timothy
>Scott
>Hudson
>Brandon
>Max
>Victor
>Paul
>Henry
>Manuel
>Patrick
>Jacob
>Charles
>Caleb
>Dylan
>Alan
>James
>Yuri
>Stephen
>Calvin
>Brodie
>Emilio
>Jerry
>Martin
>William
>Joel
>Nolan
>Joseph
>David
>Shane
>Anthony
>Nicholas
>Jared

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Where would Colton/Cole rank on the hierarchy range? What image comes to mind when thinking of this name?

>>34829657
>Logan
>beta name

No, all the chads here in Australia are named Logan.

Also Hunter and Barrett are cool.

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>no mention of Ian
FEW, looks like i make it another day boys

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>tfw my name is tyler

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>>34832406
>tfw super white
>always wear button up shirts or other nice clothes
>basically dress like a 70 year old man
>name is parker

Favorite brand of clothing is St. John's Bay...

It's basically your classic white guy clothes store

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>>34829659
Martin reporting in.
How is your day?

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>>34829560
>George
Take that back, that's my dad's name REEEEEEE

>>34836988
Hey Graham, nice dubs

Why do I never see Tony in these threads?

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>>34836988
>>34836642
>>34832536

>Max
>beta name

You faggots are fucked in the head, Max is literally one, if not THE, chaddest name there is

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>>34829560

courtney


im a guy, and i hate having this name.

>>34837705

>t. Max

Fuck off beta cuck

>>34829560
r9k? is my names be beta or alpha? Joshua.

>>34837747

Chill your tits fuckboy, not my problem a hung Max Thundercock fucked your oneitis til prolapse that you now hold a grudge against the GOAT name

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> Dio\Dionis\Denis
You know nothing, robots.

>>34829560
What about Bryce?

>>34829711
adrian is alpha
wtf are you on about

>>34829663
Hello fellow Tim.

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>>34829560
>Timothy
>Beta
Killing 168 people is not very beta though

>>34837912
Wrrryyyyyyy!!!

Oregano

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>>34829657
>list of beta names
>see chad in list

all of my what

>>34838344
>t. adrian

>>34829936
>percy harvin

>>34837884
>tfw know 2 people named max
>one was a turbo autist the other was a fat degen that watched anime all day and had long hair

lmaoing @ ur life rn desu, max

>>34838884
>tfw all the maxs I know are grils

>>34829560
i-is alex a beta name?

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>>34829560
>jerry

i dont fucking think so lad

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>ctrl+f my name every time this thread appears
>never find it
Name's not even uncommon, too.

>>34838974
same here, apparently mine is like the 2nd most common name for businessmen (michael is the most common fyi)

>>34836988
Are these supposed to be alpha or beta? Half of the ones on that list are just flat out chad-tier.

How are Tyler, Brandon, and Scott beta?

>>34836572
Joe is one of the most nameless names I know. I remember as a kid wondering if people called Joe got their names changed upon become adults because of how childish it sounds. Joseph sounds nerdy and passive, kinda like Melvin.

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>tfw my name is Roger
fucking ROGER

i LITERALLY havent met a single roger at my age and whats even worse is im asian.

Truly cucked from birth

>>34829842
Don't be afraid Shlomo

>>34838884
>tfw I'm the anime watching long-haired type of Max

Normies, get out.

>ctrl-f my name
>0 results
good

>>34833236
Young white guys in this day and age are trained to be betas.

Not even /pol/posting, just look at our culture and society.

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Thorbjorn is the ultimate alpha name.

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>be britbong
>tfw Peter rhymes with beta pronounced in bonglish

>>34829659
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the name Terry

>>34833236
>>34837016
>>34838837
the list is a list of Chad names
i.e. it's a joke
the humor comes from asserting something ridiculous, disagreeable, and obviously false, like usual bait

>>34829842
Same here. Mine starts with a 'D'. It's reallly cool.

>>34832758
not necessarily. I knew a man tall and muscular, decently handsome, along in his career, who was a leftist cuck

>>34829560
>ctrl+f my super common name
>no results

A-at least /r9k/ thinks I'm cool right

>>34839906
could have been worse
you could have been named Elliot

Mfw I was blessed with a Chad name
Robert

>>34840340
HULEAVE THIS TO HUN EKSPURT

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>>34829711
>Arnold
>Beta
How?

>>34841663
For a dude named Blacknigger, he's pretty white.

>tfw martin

>>34839906
At least you're not Elliot

>Roger
>The Normans brought this name to England, where it replaced the Old English cognate Hrogar (the name of the Danish king in the Anglo-Saxon epic 'Beowulf'

>Tfw namelet
>tfw callum
How bad is it lads

>tfw your name never shows up in neither alpha nor beta name threads
>tfw your name is still weird enough to not be normal
Feels good.

>Mitchell

Domo Arigato Mr.Origato

>Grichka

how alpha?

>>34841928
Only Igor matches it in true alphaness.

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>>34841953
the alpha, omega, beta, and ultrino

What do you guys think of johnny?

>name is literally in the OP
WHYY

Is Oliver beta or Alpha?
A-asking for a friend...

Is Edward a beta name? Asking as a Britbong.

Please rate the names Dylan and Richard.

>>34832903
Don't forget to purchathe your copy of Gorilla Mindthet.

>My son's name didn't make the list
Whoop whoop
Is there a list of bad daughter names too?

Is Cooper a beta name?

>>34829560

>Clyde

:'( my great uncle Clyde lost his left foot in a cotton harvester in the 20's when he was 11 and then worked his way up from a day laborer at a ranch to an owner of a 2000 acre outfit. Then he discovered uranium on his land and got filthy ritch and sat around on his porch drinking and smoking himself to death. His voice sounded like samples from a 300 lb man farting modulated ton different pitches.

/blog

>>34829634
wtf does t. mean

>>34829560
>tfw I have an Italian name and I never get called in this thread

Feels good tbqh

>>34829560
>Clyde
>nickname of Walt Frazier
>beta in any way, shape or form

If I ever have a (((biological son))) I plan on naming him Lincoln.
It's the name that my mother always wanted to give me, shortened to Link, but my father thought people would think I was a fag.

Is Lincoln a beta name? I want him to have a unique name that isn't retarded, and my mother would adore it.

>>34845058
My father stepped in and stopped my mother from giving me a cool name too (Alistair).

Feelsbadman.

Lincoln seems like a pretty cool name too.

>>34837705
Max is a name you give to a dog.

>>34832373
I was looking for a name to illustrate that the country you're in has a lot of importance in this.
Here in scandinavia (Denmark), Bjorn (Danish crossed-o) is the most Alpha name you'll find. Same in Norway.

Though cross the border to, even only to germany, and the only bjorns are the most beta of them all.

The same goes for Charles or Thomas which are alpha as fuck in france, but beta anywhere else.

Wow most of you are so wrong, just listing random names.. heres a few real betas

>Aiden
>Jaden
>Isaiah
>Connor (mcgregor is the exception)
>Dakota
>Noah
>Landon
>Kieran
>Caleb
>Nathan
>Mason

>>34837690
Tony is a pretty chad name

>>34836513
>Stefin is autist tier

REPORTING IN.

to be fair Stephen could also be pronounced Steven.

How are names even fucking beta, are you guys autistic?

oh wait.

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>>34829560
The most Beta names are the names that could be girls names:

Jessie
Taylor
Adrian
Ashley
Devon
Kelly

I've known a few male Kellys and Ashleys. Luckless bastards.


On the flip side, nothing is more Alpha than having a last name as a first name:

Smith
Livingston
Logan

et cetera

>>34829560
Is David a beta name?

Is Boris a beta name if I am a white Englishman with a posh accent?

perd hapley

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>>34829560
kevin is the most alpha and beta name

>>34829657
My name is Luke.

I've slept with almost seventy different girls.

I think people don't know what they're talking about.

>>34842531
Edward is the name of kings - alpha by default.

My name is Edward too

>>34836988
fuck u stanley is a strong traditional name that makes cute girls quiver

>>34829560
FUGGGGG THICCC MANE

>TFW Garry No thats not a typo

I was fucked from the start

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>tfw Mexican so your name will never be brought up in these threads

>>34837705
>Max is the most Chad names
>Not Chad

>>34841809
Same lad, it could be worse

>tfw my name is Frank
So am I a beta?

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>>34829615
>Mine is Amari
feelsgoodman.png

Is Jensen a beta name??????

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>ctrl-f my name
>0 results
Feels good famalam

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I have a weird first name that's defined who I am my whole life

>>34832316
Miles is a neutral name. Takes in the personality of the owner. I'm a beta that doesn't bother with normie shit and dedicates most time to solitary thinking and artistic pursuits.

>>34840775
I'm an Elliot. I'm just happy I'm not Rupert or Peter.

>ctrl+F
>0 results for Mike
Holy shit I am blessed.
On a side note, my father and brother are both named Christopher, and apparently it's a name that goes way back in the family (Mike was my Mom's Dad's name). If I have kids and I have a boy, I'm thinking of naming him Christopher as well. What's the DL on that name?

Literally the most beta person I ever met had a name to match.
Mckean
Rip to any anons who may have this name.

>>34852502
>Chris Pratt, Chris Pine, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth

These guys are some of the most alpha, lusted after top tier celebrities in Hollywood right now. Pretty sure Chris is one of the most alpha names right now by extension, just because of these four.

>ctrl + f
>0 results for Valentine

ya'll slippin' dawgs

Is Dillon a good name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk
Is Carlin /ourguy/?

>>34829711
Arnold and Alvin are older names but they were once alpha or near alpha tier.
Especially Alfred. A royal name.

These says they are pretty bad but Adrian is okey.

Amir is near-chad tier but I'm not white so near-abdul tier?
>>34836988
>victor
>beta

Ivan would like to have a word with you.

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>>34852462

Ha fucking ha

>>34830279
>no longer available

that bitch had a prime body.

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>>34829560
You fags in these threads are so annoying. Your names may be "beta" but at least they're still acceptable as names.

>tfw literally named Jayden

Just fuck my shit up

Let's add Clarence and Chandler to the list.

What should i fucking make my name then?

>>34852502

thats my name too

unfortunately im the furthest from an actual CHAD, but at least i have a cool name.

prob gonna ann hero tonight

>>34838972
>Jew
>Alpha
Pick one famalam desu

>>34851127
hey dude I really like your mod

>>34853285
Holy shit, nice webm.

>>34842517
Ouch..
Sorry, m8, Oliver is beta as fuck.

>>34829842
mine too,

ive had people find me instantly because im the only one in america with this name, so faggot websites put my address on their data mined database

>>34829560
Are you the anon who posts these and just lists the names of trains from Thomas and Friends?

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>>34836988
>my name in the list
JUST

>>34829657
>Logan
You better take that back right now..

>>34829615
False.

I know a guy named Addison. A male human being named Addison.

>>34846685
>Noah

Yeah, checks out. Never met an alpha Noah in my life. Don't even think there are any celebrities like that. My name is Noah and I'm certainly no exception

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>named Quincy
>Wear High wasted pants
>button up shirts for all seasons
>basically an 80 year old man
I was doomed from the start.

>>34829896
Just go by Sam. It made me seem less beta.

>>34829628
It's balding at 21 tier

>>34832536
Lol I know an half aspie jew named Eric too

It's usually an alpha name though

>>34851245
Same here. Can we agree that

>Neupomoceno
Is the most alpha name though

>>34854548
feelsbadman
my names Noah, and im honestly considering changing it. used to be all biblical and cool probably, but too many faggy nerds stole the name.
im not even a fucking beta either (no chad tho too i guess)

>>34829663
>>34838684

You two have a top tier name

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>>34846023
>mfw my dog is actually called Max

brendan
brantly
bently
bryce

>>34836988
>Jacob
>beta
I bet your name is Ben or Ian

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>Top-tier Alpha Name: Noah
>girls who want your dick call you Noey so you know they're wet

Is 'Franklin' or 'Frank' beta? Asking for a friend.

>>34829560

My names Corban, Alpha or Beta?

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>Jaden
Fuck this name, I hate it so god damn much.

>>34829560
any name that can be shortened to one syllable with at least one hard consonant (masculine) isn't beta

if the one-syllable version is cutsey then just end it now

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>>34832471
>logan
>marshal
>tom

>>34857799
I'll never get over the Yugioh gx dub with that fucking name. Get your game on, anon

>Walter
>Freddy
>Harold
>William

>>34840603
Nice try dongus

>>34857799
just go by Jay

fixed it for you

>>34857992
>Walter
>Fred
>Bill
no.

>>34829985
i'm a taylor, had a childhood friend named tyler. last time i saw him he was on the path to n'djamena chad

>>34854296
>tfw family is the only one in US with this last name
I know that feel

>>34837507
My friends named their kid Parker, is it really that bad?