The No Singles Policy is real now
Beta uprising when?
It's about time
This fucking does it, time for the beta's to unite and demand our rights
They don't want you taking advantage of these women
Why would you even want to see that movie.
>>34828610
It's been real here for years, but what is this shit about? Oooh, we can't have single dudes having a chance at horny wimmins?
>>34828701
Fake and gay.
de6p
>implying you will ever watch this piece of shit anyway.
>implying anyone but fat disgusting unloved landwhales like this series.
>>34828701
>39k Tumblr upvotes
What is wrong with Tumblr? It's not even a funny joke tbqh
>>34828610
Penis inspection day is next.
>>34828916
They like being pump and dumped
>some shit cinema in some random backwoods town did something stupid
>For a fucking shit movie that normies take their basic bitch valentines date to so it can grease the chute and make it easier to fuck them for only a fee of 10 dollars instead of a dinner and actually having to put effort in.
Why would any beta give a shit?
You can always hire a escort and them kill everyone in the cinema
>>34828944
>tfw no singles policy on penis inspection day
>>34828610
>50 shades
who fucking cares
>>34828610
>tfw local theater always had a no singles policy for certain showings
>show up to 50 shades darker on my own
>they reject me because I am a single male
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?
>>34829543
Which ones? Original inquiry.
>>34829811
this is the correct strategy
The first movie was a pile of shit anyway.
Are single girls allowed in if single guys aren't?
>>34829543
It's been the same here, especially for anything geared towards a younger audience.
>even fantastic beasts and the last mad max movie
Some guy complained about it at the council meeting, but everyone shouted him down and called him a paedo.
I really hope Hollywood goes bankrupt soon
But they would probably sell themselves to China before that happens
>>34830086
The whole thing is a joke being done by Diamond Cinemas (I'm in Ireland). Supposedly, they want to protect young men from "flying female hormones".
the real question is what single guy would actually want to go see that pile of shit
>>34829908
Kids movies and certain blockbusters on the first night
Worried about pedos for the kids
And worried about space for the high demand showings
>>34828755
dubs askin the right questions without any question mark!
Tip for single guys that really want to see this garbage.
dress up as women, problem solved.
>>34830173
Hah, not surprising I guess with pedo hysteria being what it is. Glad I saw Toy Story 3 in the theater before that sort of thing gets more widely adopted.