/Canada/ bros get in here. Where did this sudden snowfall come from?
Let this be our comfy igloo shelter for the day. The fire's cracking and we've got plenty of blankets to spare. Here, let me grab us some liquid courage while you laddies settle down.
>>34824959
It's been a pretty alright winter so far. It had a late start; let's hope it has an early end.
>tfw no gf to keep u warm during winter
>>34825036
Every decent hardworking Canadian loves to have a cup of Tim Horton's Coffee to keep him warm during the Winters.
Roasted beans trump roasties everytime mate.
Is this supposed to be like britfeel but Canada?
>>34825137
>tfw McDonalds coffee is obvious better than TH's coffee but no one will ever admit it because "lot le true canadian if you don't like the timmies"
Who here /comfy/?
Post pics of outside your windows fellow canada bots
Post your waifus
This post is coming to you from Canada
>>34825467
That's it... now you've done it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34825440
Sure... only way better since brits can't handle the /bantz/ if you know what I mean.
>>34825440
Canada threads have existed long before britfeel. Brits should be on /int /desu.
>>34825036
>wants short winter
Filthy yank normie, go back to your sunshiny hedonistic cali beaches. If you can't respect the beauty and comfyness of snow and cant see past "muh snow shoveling" then you best not show your face here again untermench
>>34825749
I only have 3d waifus sorry.
not 2d.
>>34825472
no thanks. any bit of snow where i am is pretty much gone
>>34825749
original waifu my dudes
Winnipegbot here, my city isn't as cold as the surface of Mars this winter so I cant complain.
>>34826216
Free yourself from filthy 3DPD anon, they will only abuse the commonlaw
>>34826190
Amen to that brotha.
Who here /camh/? I need friends...
Also who /trying to buy new pc parts but taxes/?
>>34825472
I'd like to... but I'm scared...
I am pretty /comfy/ tho yeeeeeeee
>>34826296
I will If I can actually become successful, probably.
I refuse to let roastie whores emotionally manipulate me.
>>34824959
Normie infaltratirtor
>>34826329
Be safe, stay frosty, dont let a roast melt your walls
>>34824959
All torontonian filth are legally required to leave this thread or be arrested for hatespeech
>>34826216
Post anyway, friend.
>>34826270
The start of the week has been especially nice.
For a while I thought I hated living here in Canada, but then I realized it's only the major cities that are toxic cesspools filled with whores that I hate. The country side of Canada is beautiful and I can't wait to move there.
Thinking of walking to the liquor store but it's so cooold.
What do?
>>34826416
>ywn be free to see the tallgrass
REEEEEEEEE
99% of ontario prairies are ded because of filthy normies help
>>34826431
Go to store, drink there, feel warm, get home before hypothermia
Or be a Canadian and actually be prepared for the weather my dude
>>34825467
I agree with you. Well tims dark roast isn't bad actually.
But as far as le timmies is Canada xD goes like shit nigga they're owned by burger King now
>>34826479
>tfw get a coffee from timmy every morning
Idk its not to bad does its job on waking me up. And its 2 bucks so why not.
>>34825749
>not nepeta
fuck outta here I bet your ass is from toronto
>>34826416
The internet is going to be really bad though.
Even my internet sucks in the city, I pay $70/mo for 100mbp/s internet(which downloads only at 10mb/s on Steam)
>>34825467
I always go local desu. Although Tims was started in my city, so I guess I could go there too.
>>34824959
Warm here in edmonton
>tfw plus 2 degrees
>>34826505
>preferring the girl who couldn't even successfully kill a drug addict clown
What do my /canada/ bros like to drink?
Any thoughts on this right here?
Thinking of getting it the next time I go to an LCBO.
How do you get a cheap handgun in this gay ass country I want the fuck out
I want out of this muslim coddling shithole and I want out quick
Who else /hate their city/ here?
My city has drug addicts that sit around McDonald's/Timmy's/public parks/malls, criminals, homeless that get aggressive & clog the streets, and literal pedophiles thrown
into the mix that hit on non-legal girls working at the stores mentioned above.
I hate this place so much, I feel like Travis Bickle with less outspoken edgy opinions.
Thank god my neighborhood suburb is nice, and there is a forest nearby to get away from the cancer.
>>34826705
Which city my man?
>>34826633
growers cider.
I used to drink it when I was homeless. Old habits never die.
>>34826536
>Hamilton
Apparently theres a lot of waterfalls there, didnt see any when i went down
>>34826694
/k/ my friend, theres canada threads there, plus a pastebin. Tbh gun as a way out if you got a mind that can pass the tests plus a 5 month waiting time iirc
>>34826853
>5 month waiting time
I can make a noose quicker, fuck it
>>34826694
>go to store
>cashier wears a hijab
>go to bank
>teller wears a hijab
>go to mall
>people walking around with hijab
It's really as bad as europe. I wish I could move to the USA but it's impossible for a mentally ill neet such as myself.
Oh shit, you got Timmies? I love timbits.
Winter's been okay so far, no days below -30 celsius, like 4 big storms instead of 10. Can't wait until may when weather stops being shit for two months.
Montreal has an amazing sex tourism scene, I recommend all canadabots learn basic french and pick a hooker up there, the service/rates are amazing.
>>34826795
Why were you homeless mr?
>>34826927
Thanks for the tip. Might look into that if I want lose my v-card.
>>34826942
Schizophrenia and I had a drinking problem and had no money to buy it so I panhandled for it. Waking up at 5 am with the shakes and having to wait till 10 am to buy something really sucked.
I've since moved in with my mom and went on neet bux. Much more comfy.
>>34826911
where is this? If I was to guess: brampton, ajax?
>>34827013
In Calgary.
>>34827056
Toronto, downtown proper, is pretty white because of housing prices scares the immigrants to the suburbs.
Who /Calgary/ here?
>>34824959
>neetbux isnt cutting it so I applied to the neighborhood timmies
Wish me luck bros
Who here /metro vancouver/?
Richmond reporting in
>>34826612
nigga i'm in edmonton too. What side?
>>34827727
NW here bro.
>>34827082
I hate having to drive through nonwhite areas on the way to the cottage. Gotta trudge through the shit before getting to the nice countryside
>>34828570
Do you go to U of C?
>>34824959
Mississauga here. Got slammed by snow here too.
Edmonton is pretty full of nignogs and towelheads.
i live in a neighbourhood of old white people though, so it's chill.
>>34824959
oakville here. i shovelled the snow this morning and then 10 minutes later was snowed in again. Fuck this country.
toronto here:(
it was pretty nice out today
>>34829108
>toronto
subhuman trash detected, please leave this place with immediacy
who here /604/
end my life please
>>34829137
i'm here to stay, pal
praise allah
>>34829046
Windermere? Castle downs?
>>34829475
604 here
Why do you want your life to end have you tried being yourself?
>>34829553
DEUS VULT
REMOVE KEBAB
Who /705/ here?
>>34829648
this is our country now
Its cold as fuck, I'm on midnight's and haven't gotten any sleep. Truly the joys of existence.
>>34829570
nah, inglewood. i live in a neighbourhood right off of St. Albert trail.
>>34829669
your ashes will be used to fertilize the crops grown to feed the new aryan generation
I wanted to head down to the library but ended up with one of those comfy days sitting at the computer watching the snow
As for coffee, Tim Hortons is perfectly fine. There's no other option on campus and I'm not walking in the opposite direction from my class for a cup of coffee. Maybe if I was more zen and left the house sooner than 10 minutes before lecture starts
Any Kingstonites here?
>>34829775
>aryan generation
>cucknada
keep dreaming
>>34829718
hah you live right across the old airport from me in westwood where there is NO white ppl
>>34829791
John A MacDonald was a white supremacist who intended for Canada to restore the aryan race to it's true former glory.
>>34829815
I live sort of near Ross Shep, neigbourhood by the name of Dovercourt?
>>34829899
>Dovercourt
yeah right off the yellowhead. My end game is St.Albert
>>34824959
>canada thread
>filled with upper canadian cucks and western chads
To be a real robot you've gotta be from the maritimes. Speaking of which are my fellow /902/ bros ready for the blizzard?
>>34828341
Me, Surrey reporting in.
>>34829475
>>34829608
'Sup bros, how be it?
>>34829662
im /705/ anon
9 0 5
0
5
fug you robot
ahhhhhhhhhhh
>>34830377
Sudbury desu. You?
>>34824959
anyone /250/ here? It's not supposed to snow here at all, what the fuck is this white shit on the ground
any /240/ robots kicking?
>>34830431
ay 905 too
Where abouts?
>>34830455
oakville, you?
guys I shit blood the other day so I ate a bunch of fiber to help my digestive system out but now i've been passing gas all day and my room smells like farts!!!!!!
>>34830439
peterborough
>>34830475
Burlington, just west of burloak drive
Comfy snow we have right now
4 1 6
1
6
sorry lads had to do it
>>34830484
then use one of your trusty pine car fresheners, anon
also obligatory BRAAAAAAAAP
>>34826216
>tfw no third eye to see my 4D waifu
>>34830449
240 is in america
you're outta here burger
>>34828407
Im a southwester, too scared of the real city
What's up with the sudden influx of degenerate racists in my beloved /r9k/?
>>34830510
oh hey i'm right by you, nice. No, not comfy for me. I had to shovel twice today, it was bloody terrible. Nice pepe btw, gotta love SUSE.
>>34830500
705 is one big shithole
>>34830568
oh, you mean the blackbot threads with all the 'you like that, whiteboi?' stuff? that's been here for years.
>>34830513
hey
origanan
REEEEEEE TORONTO GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34830655
>>34830513
lets hang out
suck each others dicks
youngest goes first
I really truly hate all the locusts (poos, chinks, muds, nogs) flooding into this country. I don't blame them despite their ugliness, but I do blame our treasonous politicians.
Ottawa here. Graduated in December and 2 lazy 2 start applying for jobs.
I'm gonna apply for a gas station Tim's kiosk. Does anyone have experience working at Tim's and/or a gas station?
>>34830609
mhmm, it really is..
>>34830709
>hurr if it was the 60s id be happy and successful
nah still be a loser. proud brownie here getting a higher gpa than u feelsgoodman feelsgoodman
>>34830709
Most of our fellow countrymen are the ones who let this happen. We're like the Natives now, letting population displacement fuck us up the ass, and our dwindling-in-numbers descendants will be like current natives you se today.
>>34830714
Ottawa heya as well.
Looking for a part-time job as well.
Made any progress?
>>34830749
Fuck you pajeet. I am quite successful despite you're abhorrently growing presence. You are an ugly race of smelly people.
>>34830749
>>34830798
If you're posting here, neither of you are very successful.
>>34830823
Words of truth.
4chan = loser
>>34830609
If it wasnt so big it wouldnt be that bad but, it is pretty shitty
>t. Midland
>>34830823
31, Own nice home, small mortgage, married, cars, classic car, stable good job. I'm on here because im still a hermit.
>>34830841
Not even 4chan, /r9k/ in particular. If I ever get out of the cycle of failure and self loathing most of us are accustomed to, I'll leave here in a flash and stick to /k/ and /x/ sporadically.
>>34830655
>>34830692
ok, how old are you guys?
>>34830925
I turned twenty five about a month ago
>>34830942
shit
oregano
>>34830925
turning 21 in 3 months
>>34824959
any 514?
>>34830377
705 here too, Ptbo snow is pretty shit atm
>>34827082
Castle frank area? Its p nice there, big houses too
>>34830974
>>34830925
rofl I was half joking
lemme buy y'all a drink or two first
>>34830281
>>34830258
Yea boy who here has crippling depression
>>34830793
No. I'm just working on personal programming projects for the time being (until my money from internships runs out and I have to get a job).
>>34831266
>lemme buy y'all a drink or two first
>>34831280
Knock knock, who's there?
Me, me me me me me me me.
It fills me with either cold or burning rage.
why don't we organize a shinny meetup
you boys play hockey, right?
>>34831595
rofl I'm a non sports playing basketball canadian
I work out tho
>>34831595
No, but I can give it a shot.Assuming it's street hockey
>>34831612
you should be ashamed of yourself
>>34831629
i was thinking pond hockey
>>34831662
Where I live, I don't know if ponds can even support people on top of them, especially not my large frame.
>>34831662
ehh I got put into swimming lessons instead
>>34831354
ion get it
>>34831595
If you live near Hamilton I'm 500% down to play some shinny
It's actually pretty warm out for a winter night right now, walked back from the gym with some music and it was really nice. Everything is so white and peaceful.
>>34827727
Me! Downtown here. Anyone down to hang out right now?
Any /506/ bros ready for the blizzard?
>>34831746
i'm in downtown toronto
not that far i guess
>>34831840
im there
originnnai
>>34831840
>>34831942
Toronto is no longer part of Canada. You are not welcome in this thread.
>>34832035
you're negativity is not welcome in this thread
>>34832061
>you're
>you're
Ahmed, you're bad spelling and english as a second language is not welcome in this country. You have to go back.
>>34832096
this country is for everyone
if any of you toronto anons are down for drinks/bjs/whatever hmu
my kik is fedmahn
>>34832096
You can stop memeing Trump now, we need to do the same for Mad Max.
ITT: normie simulator 2k17
>>34832141
>bjs
i'm hoping you're a girl but i know you're not
>>34832146
Trump will be memed out of office.
>>34832127
Wrong. Muslims, Poos, Chinks... you all need to fucking go back to your own countries. You're shitting up mine and I don't appreciate it.
"Diversity" always means more of any race other than white. Nobody is ever saying China or India or Saudi Arabia needs to be more diverse and have more white people in it. No of course, it's only the rich white successful countries that must take in everyone else.
Why is that again? Why is every race but the white race allowed to have their own nationality, their own culture, their own ethnicity? Canada is a country of the anglos and the french, with a couple annoying shitty Indians we have to placate with gibs. Everyone else needs to leave ASAP. People are already waking up. If you don't leave soon, it'll be too late.
are the leafs making the playoffs?
>>34832281
i'm just memeing on you dude, i'm white
>>34832282
As a Vancouverite, I fucking hope so. The salt against the Leafs here is delicious.
>>34832278
I doubt it, at this point.
>>34832260
I can put on my ex's panties & shorts on if you want
>>34832301
sure you are ;)
>>34832146
Mad max all the way senpai
>>34832281
Jesus christ I can smell the dewritos on your breath.
Go outside once in a while son. It'll do you some good.
>>34831761
>white and peaceful
You're a few decades late, my friend.
>>34832371
>sure you are
white power
>>34832480
Very good. Are you prepared for the upcoming racewar?
>>34832378
tick tock, cuck. That's the sound of the day of the rope coming for you.
>>34832515
>Are you prepared for the upcoming racewar?
not really, i just wanna get drunk and shitpost
It was 8 degrees in Edmonton today.
Wtf I love global warming now
>>34832538
You're a good kid, you'll be ready to do what needs to be done when the time comes.
>>34832319
you've got a deal
>>34832417
I live near Brampton, I'm well aware.
>>34832515
Daily reminder that if you don't own a firearm, take it to the range regularly and or are at least in the process of getting your PAL, you're not ready for the race war.
>>34832817
already way ahead of you there senpai. I'm not going to get ready for the race war. The race war will have to get ready for me.
>>34832954
Fuckin' A, my man.
I do genuinely hope it doesn't happen, though. I don't want this kind of violence.
>>34825467
This is true. I know a lot of people who have worked at both who agree with this ranking.
>>34829787
oh shit anon, I'm in kingston right now. which tims do you hit up? You a queen's student?
>>34830500
peterbro
>>34832982
Neither do I. I'm not actually racist and I sincerely wish that everyone could return to their own countries in peace, but I'm not optimistic enough to actually believe that.
If it comes to me and mine, my family and my race and my culture or theirs, I'd slaughter ever last nonwhite on earth in a heartbeat. That's just how this world works.
If you're not willing to do what needs to be done- someone who is will take what's yours. And of course this is all ironic roleplay and sarcasm. See mr CIA, I even added a funny meme picture :V)
>>34831829
Ready as I can be! I have a telephone interview for a job in the morning though, anxious about that.
780 gp
anyone else like to doomsday prep?
the end is nigh
>tfw prepared for anything
>tfw I am apparently the Newfie on this board
>tfw I hate winter, as I hate snow.
>the weather also makes the skin on my hands and feet chap and dry out
>I also hate Tim Hortons, as I have to wait a long time for substandard coffee
>I'd much rather go to the local coffee house
>my town also sucks for clearing snow
>>34833513
Apparently I'm the only islander on this board so I kinda know that feel bruh. Newfoundland is a neat place except for 9 months of the year
>>34833513
>I'd much rather go to the local coffee house
Nothing wrong with this assessment. Only worthwhile thing at Tim's is dark roast black, but even that's not good.
>>34833398
Where are you looking at getting a job desu? Also where in NB are you pal?
>>34833750
pls dont say moncton
>>34833777
Moncton is gross. Saint John is where I call home
>>34833875
Moncton is gross! Its the first real city most people reach from PEI so people assume NB is like it, but god damn do I love me some STJohn/freddy desu
>>34833706
PWI seems chill. Wouldn't mind visiting someday desu.
August is the best month for visiting. I like it here from late May to October, but I like it cool/neither scorching hot nor subzero.
>>34833707
That's what I drink when I go to Timmy's. Only thing there worth drinking, but even that isn't great.
I can get better dark roast for five cents more at the aforementioned coffee house. Even though it's a longer walk than the Tim's, I'm usually out of that coffee shop quicker, too, even taking into consideration the time it took to walk there.
>>34833948
PEI not pwi
>>34833948
senpai only come to PEI in june/july/august there is literally nothing to do here when tourism season isnt in full effect. but when it is, shits great.
So I'm hearing that Canada is getting invaded by Asians from China, Korea, and maybe even Japan.
How are the Asian women here? Any actual pretty Chinese girls that aren't disgusting whores? Wondering as a white guy if I can land a loyal, caring Asian gf.
I know back in high school I had 2 Asian girls interested in me, one was Japanese, the other Chinese.
>>34834007
I'm literally going to a chinese course on thursday to meet asians and learn mandarin, they're fucking everywhere
>>34827727
SE here, sick as a dog right now :/ There is a bug going around
who /richmond hill/ here best city on earth desu familia
>>34833750
Canadian Blood Services. I live around SJ. Currently working at Sobeys, but this would be better pay for easier work. I just don't know how I'll do with phones all day, I get kind of anxious over receiving or making calls. I think I could get used to it, idk.
>>34833929
Freddy strikes me as a really cozy place, the downtown feels a lot nicer than Saint John and the surrounding neighbourhoods are pretty nice. Are you from PEI desu?
>>34834029
What province, my man?
>>34834091
If you get used to it, it could be easy money for a potentially cozy job
>>34834108
Prince edward island, also known as anne of green gables land which the japanese ADORE
>>34833142
yeah I just go to the ARC Tim's, Biosci if I'm feeling crazy. Do you know any good early morning coffee places? I went to Stooley's once for coffee and almost threw up when I took a sip. Worse than Tim's
>>34834086
>richmond hill
About as asian as Markham, and somehow twice as boring.
>>34834097
and yea i am
>>34834187
>getting absolutely top tier immigrants
I'm jealous of you, anon
>>34834203
What part desu?
>>34834243
they literally only talk to you if they are second generation canadian or extrememy extroverted, both somewhat rare for japanese on the island
>>34834265
charlottetown the only livable part of this fucking prison(island)
>>34825467
Mcdonalds Coffee is so much better, but timmies has a distinct taste desu
>>34834122
Yeah, that's what I'm hoping. I've been struggling a bit with my current job due to depression, I guess. A change could be nice, if a bit scary.
Do you work?
And just wanted to say, I agree with you guys that Freddy seems cozy, I really like visiting there.
>>34834298
Yeah. Timmy's has a faint hint of nicotine.
>>34833971
I don't mind it being boring, desu. My idea of fun is playing on my 3ds.
https://discord.gg/CmspkuU
canada senpai discord, join in
>>34834401
sit in your room and play 3ds, dont come to PEI its fucking cancer
>powers still out
>great fucking winter this year, barely any snow, not that cold
>get a fuckton of snow here in the GTA, 1 foot of snow for driveway
>can't even close my fist now because of how exhausted I was shoveling that shit tonight
1 month left...
How much money do you make /Canada/ bros?
I made 300$ in two days for doing jack-shit.
Got this gig just because of my uni.
>>34834338
I hope it works out for you desu.
I currently work in the army reserve part time. Its a pretty good time.
>>34834616
$0
>in uni
>parents expect me to go to lawschool
>barley have motivation to go to undergrad classes anymore
>do bare minimum to pass
>still get As
>benefits of shit uni i guess
if i get into lawschool im going to have to do actual work to pass and i dont think i can handle it
>>34834658
Why the fuck are you doing something you parents want you to do instead of something you like?
Jesus Christ anon, you're an adult. YOU make your own decisions.
>>34834616
how?
fuck you roberto
>>34834932
My uni has an online job portal for students.
Applied to be a poll clerk for the uni student council elections. Received the acceptance an hour later. No interview or anything.
All I did was sit at a desk while listening to music and reading a book when I got free from class. It was only for two days though. Wish I could find a similar permanent comfy job.
>>34834809
cuz in the end i know being a lawfag will be comfy but there is so much work needed to get there that i dont rly want to do
>go to university
>so many fucking chinese nationals at my university
>all the girls are from China but came over with a boyfriend taking the same classes as them.
Fucking Winnipeg.
OC from last week in Vancouver Island
>>34836574
Reminds me of those cinematography thingies. If you were going for that I think you got it
>>34825467
The best coffee is the coffee you make at home instead of wasting $2.00 every day.
But I definitely agree, Timmies is a shitty meme.
>>34826416
Calgary isn't that bad, I don't think I've seen a single SJW and I've lived here all my life.
>>34836574
Nice one anon.
/Comfy/ as fuck. Winter feels are best feels.
>>34825749
2e3r4tfds
scarborough aka east toronto here
this one time i remember i was kinda tired in the subway and it was packed like sardines. in the entire time walking in the subway i counted exactly 7 other white people
what a time to be alive
>>34827727
NE here
too many shitskins here desu
>>34826612
>>34828407
>>34829046
>>34832583
Any of you /uni/?
>>34833407
I knew I'd meet you again here
>>34833706
I'm from Newfoundland also.
>>34837271
you mean you hoped you would
origioli
saugafag here we got somewhat a lot of snow today shoveled and now my hand has blisters
>>34837466
Yeah pretty much. Does our deal still hold?
>>34837527
you just keep yourself pretty for me lulu.