Is it safe to come out?

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>step outside
>look both ways down the street
>slink over to my car
>stick key into car door and begin to turn
>here a little voice behind me, in the distance
>"GET HIIIIM!"
>gang of 12 year old Chads on bikes riding straight at me
>run back to my house as fast as possible
>forgot my keys in the car door
>kick in front door
>use the lawnchair I use as a recliner to prop up against the door as a lock
>run to my room and hide under my pile of piss stained newspapers I call a bed
>begin to cry

>>34820320
No get back in your hole, bitch.

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It'll be safe after the wall is built

Yes, the normies have gone to sleep.

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no, there's a group of teenagers over there that look like they'll be mean and make fun of you

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I GOT THIS LADS.
STAY BEHIND ME, AND WE CAN GET THE TENDIES IN PEACE

>>34820320
Yes if mom is at work or to sleep.
>tfw 28 yo NEET

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how creepy is this picture, though? quite, i must say.

>>34820320
It's never safe to come out, anon. Really.