>get first paycheck from new job
>$1500
what do I blow it on, robots?
keep it.
oregano
>>34815128
LEAVE JEB ALONE
>>34815148
this is the correct choice but the least fun choice
>>34815128
i spent my first big paycheck on a new PC
A Chromebook.
That comment wasn't original for some reason.
>>34815128
High volatility ETF's and meme stocks. There's some nice folks on /biz/ that enjoy doubling their money by betting it all on green
Buy 1500 beefy frito burritos from your nearest taco bell
>>34815128
A good bed if you're smart.
>>34815306
ChromeOS is utter shit, but the pixel and the new samsung one apparently have god tier screens.
>>34815362
I haven't used an android phone since Gingerbread, but the experience was so god awful in comparison to the iphone 4 (not 4s) that I got later that I refuse to go back to android ever again.
Become a cute trap
niggger
A hitman to kill yourself.
>>34815128
Leave it in your bank if they over payed they can still reverse the payment. I'd wait a year and see if anything happens.
I wrote up a lengthy post but lost it due to a tech error so I'll just say:
Get an escort for a few hours, or multiple escorts for one hour
>>34815362
You can install Linux if you want to. There isn't really any Windows machine for $450 like the Samsung Chromebook plus.