>get first paycheck from new job >$1500 what do I

keep it.
oregano

>>34815128
LEAVE JEB ALONE

>>34815148
this is the correct choice but the least fun choice

>>34815128
i spent my first big paycheck on a new PC

A Chromebook.

That comment wasn't original for some reason.

>>34815128
High volatility ETF's and meme stocks. There's some nice folks on /biz/ that enjoy doubling their money by betting it all on green

Buy 1500 beefy frito burritos from your nearest taco bell

>>34815128
A good bed if you're smart.

>>34815306
ChromeOS is utter shit, but the pixel and the new samsung one apparently have god tier screens.

>>34815362
I haven't used an android phone since Gingerbread, but the experience was so god awful in comparison to the iphone 4 (not 4s) that I got later that I refuse to go back to android ever again.

Become a cute trap
niggger

A hitman to kill yourself.

>>34815128
Leave it in your bank if they over payed they can still reverse the payment. I'd wait a year and see if anything happens.

I wrote up a lengthy post but lost it due to a tech error so I'll just say:

Get an escort for a few hours, or multiple escorts for one hour

>>34815362
You can install Linux if you want to. There isn't really any Windows machine for $450 like the Samsung Chromebook plus.