>age >last time you had sex >29 >2 years

>20 in 14days
>never

xD

>23
>7 years

I may as well be a virgin desu

>28
>6 hours

why even live

>30
>yesterday

my gf is still sleeping so no sex yet today :(

>>34814660
>19
>Yesterday
How the fuck is this comment not original?

>>34814660
>30.
>46 hours ago.
Somehow, this comment was not original until I typed this.

>26
>11 days

gf broke up with me this week so it could be a while

27
>last time
top kek

whoa ! these guys are real robots !

>87
>last week

she died halfway through but i finished before they could cart her out.

>>34814660
>20
>about a month ago

It's never happening again though unless I get a hooker

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>20
>14 years

Not sure if that's what made me so fucked in the head

>>34814660
>34 years and 4 months and 8 days
>5 hours and 45 minutes ago
That comment was not original.

>>34814768
How do you even have sex before puberty?

inb4 you got fucked by a creepy unkle

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>>34814660
>25
>never

I don't even want sex. I just want a girl I can connect with who loves me.

>20
>4-5 months ago when my ex cheating on her current boyfriend with me

>20
>never (saving 4 marriage)

>all these people that had sex before
lmao this board has gone down the shitter even more since last time i came here

>11,655,360 minutes of age
>191,081 seconds ago
Originality blox

>everyone in this thread has had sex

Normies please. You know what to do. Get out. Or else.

>>34814840
>le epic ree ree meme
Robots fuck off.

>19
>7 months ago
I kinda ghosted her aftwerward because I didn't know how to feel about her being married

>>34814784
Nope I had sex with my big sis

>>34814879
Don't believe you, but greentext anyway.

>35
>back in 2002.
Feels real bad, man. No wizard powers. Is it better to know what hanky-panky was like then be denied for the rest of your life, or would it have been better to let it remain a mystery?

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>28
>yesterday

this wasn't original surprisingly

>20
>never
I want a boyfriend, that's all I ask.

All these normies, this board is changing fast.

>26
>Never

>Calling people normies because they had sex before

>>34814986
Doesn't exist, copy pasta

>>34814906

Already made a thread about it
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34563780/#34563780

>>34814660
>32
>yesterday, twice

I are robot.

>>34814981
But OP's asking how long ago it was which certainly tells more about the poster than just asking whether they're virgin or not.

>>34814660
>21

>last time yestreday twice

>19
>a week ago

I'm still technically a virgin since all of my partner pumped&dumped me.

>>34815072
>technically virgin
>pumped dumped

what??? are you dumb you stupid whore

>27
>7 months ago

had a chance to fuck on election night but didn't feel like it

>>34814660
>21
>never, I'm asexual

>24
>november 2015

how is this not original

>>34814660

23

Never had sex but last did stuff with a girl 2 years ago on the 1st of April.

My fucking luck that the only girl I ever do anything at all with is a "virgin" and doesn't want to have sex. No action before or since.

>>34814879
You cannot be a robot if you've had sex with your sister.

>>34815433
Boo fucking hoo, you literally get your hand down some girl's pants and you still whine

>23
>never, khhv

>22
>7 Months

God hates fags

>>34815471

I never got to cum on a single occasion. I got a taste of what it's like but that's it.

It's funny, because she had the biggest tits of any girl I've ever seen (32GG) and they weren't fat tits either. So I've actually experienced bigger tits than 99% of all normies despite never having sex. rly makes you think.

>25
>never
Kill me pls. Every day is torture.

GTFO this board all of you fucking normies!!!!!

29,
NEVER.

>27
>never

i think it will happen in the next couple of weeks though, this girl really seems to be crazy about me.

>18
>3 days ago

gf is out of town :(

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>28
>25 minutes ago

ORIGINAL GODDAMMIT

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>>34814660
>19
>Few hours ago

In bed snuggling with the gf this morning :3

>29
>less than 24 hours ago

My ex who I dumped for cheating after 5 years asked me if I was hungry and said I should "come over ;)"

Eat, sleep, sex, come home to watch Sci-fi and anime while contemplating suicide.

lost count, a few million years old
never

i have ultimate wizard immortality, if i have sex then everything alive in a 100 mile radius including me will rot instantly

>>34814660
>21
>never

Normans go

>21
>20

I kind of regret it though. It was a pity fuck because she felt bad for me sort of. I don't even remember her name.

>all these normies
Rip /r9k/, might as well name this /soc2/. Also
>23
>never

23
Around 3 weeks ago

>22
>Never

Why oh why. I need a fine lady.

>18
>Never

I don't think i will have sex even in 10 years time

>>34814981
>having sex
>being a robot
Pick one.
>b-but I am not like those normies I am wacky and edgy XD
You are a normie to the core.

>22
>august 28th, 2016

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>33
>never ever ever

origanano

>39
>n e v e r
Kek, this post was not original

>>34814660
>30
>never, but would like to ry it with a fembot

yes, we would date beforehand

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>>34814660
>19
>never

might as well kill myself

>20
>4 months

it's super duper easy if you're gay

Holy fuck I'm 21 in 10 days and it's depressing me reading these cyborgs post. Why can't I just get fucking laid.

>25
>first time was 23 years old
>last time about a month ago

>>34815983
just be gay, seriously
i get tonnes of dick and ass.
and i'm not even good looking

>>34814660
21
Never
Bever gonna have sex trying to become a wizard.

>>34814660

>22
>6 weeks

Sucks getting out of a 4 year relationship and I don't know how to talk to any other women. And I'm barely leaving my room anyways.

>>34814660

>27
>yesterday morning

>>34816020
>man, I really want some girl to love me
>Dude, just be gay it's ez

>>34816048
you didn't say you wanted a girl, so

>35
>19 years
overrated af

>>34814955
>>26
>>Never
same

>>34815983
>cyborgs
They are normies trying to infiltrate us and replace us on our own board.

>>34816067
Not trying to offend you or anything, but homosexual males are rare, so he has to be straight 99,9%

>19
>19years

A original comment

>>34816089
I dunno.
Gays and "gays" on r9k are fairly commonplace.

>20
>20 years ago was when I last touched a vagina

>27
>about an hour ago

>tfw working as a prostitute, get fucked at least 3 times a day, and completely jaded

>>34816024
Same, I know I have no chance and am going to focus my life on a higher cause.

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>>34814981
Fuck off normie boy REEEEEEEE

>>34814660
>24
>Never had it

21
Never ever. Also not only a virgin but a kv on top of that.

>25
>3 days.

Hold me lads.

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29.
Pretty recently.

>25
>almost 4 years ago

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>>34814660
>25
>not a once
Why is it so important again?

>>34816725
I like this guys philosophy
21
a week?
She's in another country.

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>33
>never
Pls kill me ;_;

23
4 1/2 years ago

i stopped trying like 3 years ago

wow, r9k really is more normie than i thought. like half of this thread are normie chads who have had sex.


>27
>never

>25
>last Thursday

Not paid for?
>never

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>24 in a week
>When I was 16

>>34814660
>31
>9 years

Every human being I have contact with, from friends to people at work, is in a relationship of some sort. It makes things pretty awkward.

>>34814660
20
17
Haven't talked to a girl since 17

>>34816725
pic from?

>22
>kissless virgin

>turns out that wasnt original

>24
>a little under three years ago

21
6 days ago

For a year, I have been getting my life together but I doubt it will make up for all the years I have been a depressed problem child who made his parents cry every night.

>>34817075
Tanaka-kun is Always Listless

>>34814660
>23
>virgin
Even robots are having more sex than me...

>36
>two weeks ago

And I'm not the only one according to the robot.

>>34814660
>28
>more than 2 years ago

>>34817166
Thanks friend

apparently unoriginal

>21
>never
Reminder that if you're not a virgin you gotta GTFO

>wizardo
>nevaro

>18
>never

help me lads

>>34814660
>20
>Never
Unsurprisingly this isn't original

A reminder that if you post anything other than
>never
You don't fucking belong here.

>26
>7 years ago

is it possible to get your virginity back after a certain amount of time?

>>34815011
>not licking a 14 year old pussy

ISHYGDDT

>>34815121
No, you're not asexual or else you wouldn't be here.

>>34814660
>23
2 years and five months
I also never fucked without a condom

>>34815011
Did you confront her?

>30
>sometime in the last week

>>34817247
>robots
>having sex
Don't let the normies here pretending to be robots fool you. /r9k/ is the new /soc/ but there are still actual robots here.

>19
>kissless hugless handholdless virgin

lel this was not original

>>34814871
You know you're on /r9k/ right?

>>34814660
>25
>4 years

Reee, ree, I'm going.

31
8 years (6 if you count oral, but I hated it, wasn't in love)

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>24
>July 4th, 2008

It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved before, r-right?

;____;

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>>34817593
>believing there were robots here in the first place

>>34817661
>>34817665
u n i are basically on the same boat..star ship..whatever

buuuut... i kinda fell for a girl at a show yesterday.. nothing happened though, and most likely a thousand other guys have fallen for her

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21 almost 22 ive had sex once and it was with a disgusting fat chick last year and I regret it everyday

Why are there so many normies on this board? Where can a real robot go if they want to discuss being a robot

Also:
>24
>virgin

>>34814660
>just turned 18
>about 3 days ago. Gonna hook up with a girl from class on Wednesday as a late bd gift

>>34817465
I bet you $1,000 that you're a late-bloomer and you'll be full chad by the time your in college, fuck off

>>34814660
> 23
> never
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>25
>about a year ago
>broke up at the end of march/early april
>prison gay now
kill me

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>28 y.o.
>implying I ever had sex

>>34814660
>29
>less than 2 months

>>34814660
>22 in 3 days
>never

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30
never

Help

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>23
>15 days ago.
>before that, 3 years ago
>before that, never
both were with a male, i'm actually attracted to females

>>34814660
>22
>Never (unless you count as sex getting a blowjob from another dude during which i didn't even cum).

>>34818448
>attracted to females
Then you're still a virgin, you retard.

>>34818503
And still a normal faggot who shouldn't be here

>19
>n e v e r

I want normalfags to leave

>>34818540
>19
>wants normalfags to leave

I'm waiting for you to go

>>34818559
I have a long road in front of me, my dude

>>34814660
>34
>probably about 32

wow /r9k/ really is filled with normies.

there's literally more people that had sex than virgins in this thread

>>34814660
> 27
> never

And I know each year it will be the same. I wish I were dead.

>>34814660
>300
>2 days ago with a whore

>>34818588
Where can real robots go? Do we have any super secret chans for us. I know of one but I don't want to name it here just to avoid more breeders infiltrating

>>34818588
reee virgin faggot
get out reeeee

>25
>Never
Pretty much gave up trying around 18. I could probably get laid, but I'm a hopeless romantic and I'm okay with that.

>23
>4 years

More successful than everyone I grew up. I could care less, sex is overrated. Masturbating is cleaner.

>22
>Yesterday
Origami posterino

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22
never

I don't talk to anyone outside family

>18
>yesterday, but in 3 hours

>>34817530
This place is full of all kinds of weirdos, what's so surprising about an asexual guy like me posting here?

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>>34814660
>26
>yesterday
bl0x

>>34818697
Asexuality is a meme, anon.

18
2 Months ago
She had fucking tits the size of head, shaven pussy but she was thicc, no butt sadly however she was a psyco and couldnt hint that I didnt want to be with her.
I dont even want to have sex knowing some THOT is going to accuse me of using them again for sex for when I am really. Lmao

>>34818762
>no butt
Dropped desu senpai

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>>34814660
32

Never you fucking faggot

>>34818737
Not an argument, everything is a meme

>>34818775
It had no curvature or nice shape. HER boob to ass ratio was maaad out of proportion; you guys may think im some chad but luckily I have a fetish for fat girls whom are the easiest of thots.

>>34818823
You are a chad, fuck off to /soc/

>>34818371
Either a prostitute or nothing, at that age

>>34818371
online hobbies...volunteering..

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>>34814660
>23
>December 19th, 2016

It's not fair

>>34818806
No, you don't get it. Nobody is asexual. It's objectively impossible. Anyone claiming to be asexual is lying because it's inherently self-contradictory.

Deal with it.

>>34819020
go out
talk to girl

its that easy, pussy

>21
>3 years ago

pesto pasta

>19
>never
:( kill myself

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>19
>Yesterday

I don't know how either

27
when I was 19. I stopped leaving my house at all shortly after. At 20 the schizophrenia started and haven't been the same ever since.

>>34819052
What's contradictory about not wanting to stick your junk in some disgusting hole?

>>34814660
22
Never, I don't go outside(except for college), I don't work, I didn't go to school and I have no friends besides a guy I met at my college.

>>34814660

>24
>3-4 weeks

Im a fucking failure

>>34814660
27 original years
8 original years

>>34814660
>18
>2 months ago
>craving for more pussyeyeyey

>>34815011
You really should confront her about that if you haven't, despite my strange boner that's pretty fucked up and she was more than old enough to know what she was doing.

>>34819160
>not wanting to stick your junk in some disgusting hole
>AKA no sex drive
Sounds like a classic case of low testosterone, go see a doctor.

t. Guy with low test

>>34814660
>24
>october 2015
O r i g i n a l

>>34819584
Last time I got checked everything was fine but that was like 8 years ago. Could partial lack of bodily and facial hair and still looking like a kid be symptoms?

27 original
never

>21
>May 25th, 2016

Totally originalino

>>34820291
>Remembering the exact date
Do you keep a journal, anon?

Post that day's entry if so.

>>34820317
Nah, it was just my ex-girlfriend's birthday so I remember it.

>>34814660
>19
>few weeks ago, day or two after new years eve
don't get me wrong, i love it, but sex is probably the most overrated thing in our entire culture. i much prefer the cuddling / flirting bit before and / or after. that shit is what i live for.

"WHY THEYPUT THE DICC IN THE PUSSY??" etc.

>21
>never
I got a handjob at 15-16 though, that's the closest I've ever gotten. Wasn't even worth it honestly. Even at that age I was so deathgripped I couldn't even stay hard

>22
>never

tfw phimosis

>>34814660
DONT
BUMP
NORMIE
TIER
/SOC/
SHIT
THREADS
SAGE
ALL THIS CRAP
DOWN
TO
OBLIVION

>>34814931
if you're a girl (female) i could potentially help you out

>>34814660
20
3 months it was a hooker though

>26
>Never

I don't remember the last time I've spoken to a female who wasn't a family member and I'm okay with that.

>>34814660
>21
>3 days

Literally dying

>36
>1 year

Wife divorced me :(

>>34814660
>20
>ree get off my board you fucking non virgin normie

>25
>2 years

I've had sex twice, almost exactly two years apart. I'm coming up on 2 years since the last time so maybe I'll get lucky again

>>34814660
>21
>7 months

I'm in it for the long haul now.

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>>34814660
>27
>4 hours ago

i a m n o t a r o b o t

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>31
>a week or two ago maybe

>28
>3-4 hours ago

Came inside her, shit was so cash.

>26
>Three years ago
>Never in an actual relationship

>>34814660
sauce on this?

>29
>two days ago

>>34814660
>29
>a year
I was fine but recently I got an opportunity and fucked up. It hits a lot harder, now. Could really do with some physical intimacy, robots.

>>34820241
Bunch of symptoms included stunted puberty, pot belly, low/no sex drive, irritability, mood swings and a bunch of other shit. If you google it it will list the common symptoms but the worrying ones including like no sex drive and delayed/interrupted puberty.

>19
>last month
Plus we were both drunk so I don't think neither of us really enjoyed it

>>34814981
Kill yourslef
fucking asshole

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>>34814660

>30
>3 years

Having to use a flesh light to tide me over. On the plus side i've not fapped with my hand since getting one 5 months ago and have the feeling in my cock back

>>34814660
>20
>A day ago

Is this comment original?

>>34814660
>20
>never

This board is dead.

>>34821613
X-Art - Connie - True Love - Feb 8 2012

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>>34814660

>>age
49

>>last time you had sex
never.
I'm virgin.
and even proud of it.

also, it's been some 20 years I stopped craving for sex, because:

- I won't waste my virginity to a random whore
- I won't waste my virginity to a non virgin woman (a.k.a. Dem Used Goods)
- virginity is not an illness to be "cured" ASAP
- sometime after 30 every virgin just starts thinking the same

>pic unrel8 and only for attentionwhoring

also, someone tell me if there is any Higher Level of Faggotry than starting an /r9k/ thread like this to brag about having had sex

>having any response other than "never"

Fuck you all.

>>34822486

kek. You got to be shitting me.

>>34817560
>>34819394
I rather not, lol. Just gonna make everything worse

>>34823107

totally serious.

faggots having a few hundreds bucks to buy some Playstation or Xbox think that sex is just another game requiring some Chaddity or Staceity (or pocket money sufficient to buy half an hour of a random whore).

sex ain't a game.
but only virgin people (the ones that do not crave for a random fuck from some random non-virgin) may understand it

>>34814660
>22 in a month
>3 years ago

>>34814682
>>34814681
>>34814683
>>34814684
>>34814687
obligatory reeee

>>34822486
Yea like someones gonna believe that

>>34814660
>20
>1 year
With some whore I have zero respect for. I'd think losing my virginity would be a good thing, I'm not sure it was. I can't even join the virgin club.

>29
>8 years
original story of my life, no mute plox

30
never never

where are my powers?

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>>34814660
>tfw will never touch soft female butt and tits

It looks so nice and round and soft and squishy. That pic makes me so sad reeeeeeee

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>>34814871
>be robot
>told to get off my board

I hate normies so much why do you have to take everything from me

>>34814660
>21
>About 11 months ago

>>34814660
>26
>literally 4 hours ago

>>34815822
fucking retard this board original purpose was to be a /b2/, not "reeee i am le virgin xd" board for social failures.

The reason m00t created this was that /b/ was too filled with spam and cancer, so he made a board that forced original content so it's a bit less cancerous.

t. 4chan scholar been there since '06

26
bit more than a year

Been trying to date to change it but turns out I suck at dating

>>34823512
>Yea like someones gonna believe that

translates as: "can't figure me virgin at 49".

well, I used to think the same thing when I was 12 like you.

22

~8 hours

It was nice, she insisted I not use a condom, then it got really messy but I liked it.

>>34824975
seems like the abstract of those porn stories written by virgin basementdwellers who never actually saw a condom

>>34824554
Moot is subscribed to xkcd's author's blag. That's pretty much why he created /r9k/, because he was curious what a board where you can't pasta memes would look like.

>>34825193
They saw and used a condom. On a tap.
Have you seen how much fucking water you can put in those before they snap? Of course it "gets really messy" if you picture over 50 litres of spunk.

>>34814660
>20
>never

so many FUCKING NORMIES in this thread GTFO

>>34814660
26 in exactly one month.

I've never had sex. That girl is exactly my type too. I'd just live in her hair if i could.

>>34814660
>19
>never
how is this not oregano

>>34814660
>24
>Last july

>22
>30 minutes
Feels good brahs

>>34814981
fuck you, and I mean it from the bottom of my virgin heart

19 only got a blow and hand job

6 years

>>34825193
Yeah videos make condomless sex look better than it actually is, doesn't feel that much better and everyone gets covered in cum and it smells awful.

>>34814660
>21
>tuesday

why even live

>27
>month and a half ago

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28 5'5 manlet
Going to have sex today, other ex gf messaged me 10 minutes ago asking if I have plans today because she wants to have sex so I told her I'm free tomorrow and she agreed to cum over tomorrow for a hook up.

My penis is pleased.

>>34814660
>20
>never

I'll lose it...some time...

>>34814660
>25
>never

origolini

>18
>1 year ago

It was one time after a year of dating. We broke up after.

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>>34814660
>having sex
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!!1!!!!11!1!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJCJCJDJIOSMDJEKKXIMSLSKDKDJHEDKFJNEICNDKFKOSKKKDJEBHDHDJAHHjjdhehdhjfb;;

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>>34814660
>23

>One week ago, my gf is on her periods, but tomorrow I will fuck her, feels good man

>21 age
>last at 15 age

>21
>never

I am starting to go insane, i want companionship.

>>34814660
>25
>2 1/2 months

This is an original gomment

>27
>About two months ago

Been on a relative hot streak lately. Got laid in december 2016. Last time before that was november 2015 and last time before that was over five years. Don't give up hope, virgin friends. If you can put in the effort to leave the house and make some friends, something good will happen eventually.

>31
>Sodomized my wife 3 days ago

Does sodomy count?

>30 yrs since yesterday
>never

Dating? I barely fit in society lol.

>all these posts

/r9k/ is fucking lost!

>>34814660
>21
>two years ago
i have had sex exactly once, almost wish i was still a virgin 2bh

>>34814672
>23
>6 years

I know your pain brother. I peaked at 17. Never stopped declining.

>>34814981

i hope your loved ones get raped or die in front of you, same goes to all the rest of you normies

>>34824554
KILL YOURSELF, r9k is for kv robots, eat shit and go back to soc/reddit or whatever other board houses your kind of faggotry

32

3 days ago

it's a dryspell for me. I know how all you virgins feel

>age
26
>last time you had sex
never

dont even want anything to do with females, i just want a dog for companionship