benis thread

Veins are aesthetic
T. Has never seen a dick irl

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Cock in a sock

Your "penis" is strange and unattractive. Girls will not like it, but if they otherwise find you attractive or enjoy your company they may allow you to insert that thin veiny probuscus in them

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>>34814445
Time to snip snap that flip flap anon. It takes care of your anxiety and you can start a new life

this thread reminds me that I need to buy that cream that enables your foreskin to stretch

>>34814445
I'd fuck it if you shaved.

>>34814641
w-which!?

>>34814575
>>34814607
t. Shlomo Originalstein

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>>34814445
I would happily play with it but sadly I'm not a girl

>>34814468
>>34814664
OP said girls.

>>34814766
that's why I respond

>>34814445
That's not 6.5, that's 5.9. Next.

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>phimosis
>fordyce spots

I know those feels brother.

You have a giant pisshole senpai

>>34814786
Wrong, I'm just 6 foot 5 with giant hands

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I wish mine was bigger. I wish my foreskin could retract the whole way to.

>>34814792
I don't really care about the spots seeing as you can't see that shit in the dark, but I need to get some steroid cream stat

>>34814873
What size breh?

>>34814801
That's because he's not mutilated. You learn something everyday.

>>34814664
Kill yourself you entitled dumb bitch. Any "man" who shaves for getting a fucking pussy should also kill himself.

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>>34814916
I'm not mutilated either, but it looks like he has been sounding his whole life.

I had phismosis up until 14 or 15, probably just as bad as yours. What I did was slowly stretch it everyday. Start trying to retract back it over the head while soft. If it hurts too much dont force it. Just do it everyday and once you can do it then try it out while semi-hard and then eventually hard. My dick is completely normal now and I have a cute asian gf. Good luck

>>34814894
I wish it was at least 6 inches. last time I measured it with a ruler it was spot on 5 and a half

>tfw 6 inches
>tfw 4 inch pencil dick girth
I'm not going to make it bros

>>34814987
So close desu, although if you have a fat head that can make up for it for sure

>>34814987
>tfw 4.7 inches
>tfw even worse 3.5 inches girth
I cucked worse than you

>>34814939
Can't say I've ever sounded, my piss hole is about a cm long, maybe it just looks weird from above

>have phimosis
>fuck girls
>my foreskin is stretched too much from sex it looks like roastie vagina

OP if you fucked a virgin girl you could blame her for your dick pain because of her tight vagina and loose your foreskin while trying to pop her pussy.

>>34815033
Should've done this, the first opportunity I had back in 2014 was with this tiny virgin but I was way more beta then and my phimosis was even worse

Does anyone know is fucking with a condom negates the phimosis bullshit??

>>34815151
>Does anyone know is fucking with a condom negates the phimosis bullshit?
Fucking with a condom might as well be not fucking at all. You're pretty much just getting off on the fact that you're having sex and the pressure you feel on your dick.

>>34815151
I fucked a virgin with condom and after few weeks my foreskin stretched.

After being stretched told her to suck my cock around foreskin with tongue and now my foreskin is like roastie.

>>34815188
thats why there exist condom like durex realfeel and feather.

my condom broked out using durex real feel and I didn't even noticed.

>>34814873
this is almost exactly like my dick
same length, girth and i can pull the skin all the way down but the little skin connector on the underside hurts like hell
i've always wondered maybe if I just cut that little piece of skin my dick would look normal

>>34814445
>phimosis

This is caused by not stretching it over time.

In my teens my dick looked like that, but i stretched it a little every time i showered.

After a while i had no pain, and everything fits good.

Ain't that difficult if you aren't a pussy

>>34815251
Don't do that dumbshit you can get infected and in the end they are gonna to cut your dick.

Anyone else turned on by all this dick talk? Not even gay. Though am cut.

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>tfw small (4.5"/11.5cm)
>tfw circumcised
>tfw no fwb to let me practice eating girls out so I can at least compensate for having a small dick
The cards are stacked against me.

>>34815319
>tfw no fwb to let me practice eating girls out

That is my ultimate fantasy. how do find a girl that will only let me eat her out?

>>34815208
Not sure what ur trying to say bud, what do you mean by 'foreskin like roast beef'

>>34815347
IDK, I haven't found one yet so obviously I don't have any advice to give.

But I don't want to *just* eat her out, I want to have regular sex too, I just want to eat her out a lot so I get practice.

>>34815319
Fuck looks like a tight cut too, doesn't look that small in relation to you tho... just try to find a petite girl who hasn't taken a thousand dicks

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>>34814855
thats barely 5 inches. manlets win again

Also it seems that my frenulum is short too, is that fixable?

>>34815397
>doesn't look that small in relation to you tho... j
I'm a big guy (6'1"). That angle helps it look bigger I think.

>>34815423
I'll prove it in the morning lil guy

>>34815453
>lil guy
>has 5 inch dick

ok buddy

>>34814445
Look up stretching exercises, you can probably cure it without even going to the doc. If regular stretching doesn't help you can get a prescription for a mild steroid cream that helps with it, and if even that fails there are minor surgical solutions.

>>34815447
Gutted :(((
At least it's not a pencil

>>34815468
I just jacked it i can't prove it right now REEEE

>>34815481
Ty for the advice brother

>>34815511
If you've never pulled it back that far you may also have frenulum breve, a shortness of the elastic band that connects the foreskin to the glans. Stretching it works as well, but is supposedly somewhat slower going. Just never try to force it back of you'll injure yourself and cause scarring that makes it more likely to break again.

>>34814641
Next time you shower, pinch your foreskin together at the top and pee, it'll balloon out and stretch the skin, I did this for like a week and I've never looked back

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>tfw 6 inches in Asia
Feel good man

Dick rate threads are bullshit without a timestamp. You fuckers expect girls to do it so if you want ratings you gotta prove its your dick.

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>tfw 8inches, never used
>switch but more submissive
>>34814445
There's exercises for that, I had the same thing.

>>34815020
Press f for respects

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This thing ranges from like 5.8" to 6.5"(Bone pressed) in length and 5.25 to 5.5 in girth.

My head if fucking small as shit compared to the shaft though and I always here online about girls liking huge heads and how it feels better. I'm a virgin so I wouldn't know.

>>34817384
would straddle you anon

>>34815319

That thing looks fucking dried up and disgusting.

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>all these normies thinking you can be uncut and a robot

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>tfw 4.5 in
Is there a worst fate in life to have a small dick

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>>34817444
are you a female(female)
what fetishes do you have

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>>34817431
>side-curve
One of my biggest fears is finding a really nice guy and bringing him home to find something like this.

>>34817431
Grill here. A big, flared head really helps. Either cut or short foreskinned guys are best for this

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>>34817928
Exactly, it's like bringing home a cute girl and finding out she has a complete roastie or small tits. Ugh disgusting

>>34817816
If it makes you feel better, i have 20 cm and one girl literally refused to fuck with me because it hurt her, and other time i was fucking with different girl, blood started squirming everywhere

>3 inches
>if i lose weight maybe gain another inch

even if i lost weight and chiseled my body into that of a greek god women still wouldn't want to sleep with my finger sized cock

>>34818015
>blood started squirming everywhere
YOURE ONE OF THOSE THINGS!!!! MAC, GET THE FLAMETHROWER!!!!

tfw trying to use a piss bottle and my foreskin makes it just splash everywhere
it's a good thing the smell and feel of pee on myself turns me on or I would be annoyed at this

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>tfw 5x4.5
>tfw not even average
kill me

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>>34817928
What don't you like about side-curves?

>>34815527
Short frenulum can be fixed by a quick surgery. Mine only took 20 minutes and after 3 weeks I could fap again. Doctor told me I should have been circumcised because my foreskin is pretty long. But besides that it was flawless.

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>>34818282
LITTLE WHITE DlCKS

I can't pull the foreskin over the head of my mine. It gets to half way of the head and then there's just no foreskin left to push it over. Even when I'm soft it just reclines back

What is wrong with it?

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I dont like how its darker than the rest of me but i guess that can't be helped

>>34818622
looks like a turd

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>6.3 inch
>uncut
I'm happy with it. To any of you phimosis guys, just stretch everytime you have a shower/ bath. The skin will become longer.

if you have a big dick get off this board

>>34818826
what constitutes big? I'm 6.5 inches, should I leave?

A lot of teens posting in this thread. Jesus christ.

>>34817552
It's not nice to bully victims, anon

>>34818622
>>34818681
I kek'd but I also have the same problem so I also wept

>>34819252
Yeah it's pretty upsetting. Plus im pretty sure you can't bleach your penis. Fuck being a light skinned mexican

>>34819360
if you went back it wouldnt be a problem

>>34817928
>>34817957

>dick has weird curve
>small head
>average size
>ugly face
>boring personality
>poor

Man, I think I have to lay of this board for a while. For the first time in years I am honestly considering suicide. Christ, fuck my life. And fuck YOU condescending rosaries too.

>>34814445
Go to a doctor to get your phimosis solved. I did, and it helped me.

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Sure breh, here u go.
16.8 cm length and 15cm around. Rejected about 13 grills cause self conscious about it. It looks like fucking babydick on my frame. Fuck porn.