/britfeel/

>TFW every nationalist group you find is full of drama queens and LARPers

Good by country, I hardly knew you.

Hungover

>>34814167
never been in a britfeel thread always just skim read them. so is it like shitposting with more people saying "lads"

>>34814419
>Hungover
Not him, just amazed this post was original.

>Went to bed at half 10 last night
>Slept right through until half 7 this morning

Feeling pretty good tbqh. Looks like I need a new headset also, seeing as the mic appears to be busted.

It's bloody freezing.

@34814444
No.

>>34814553
>@34814444
are you new roginally

>>34814444
Pretty much, its just shitposting but with one nation.

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Sleepy Sunday waifus, if you please.

After meeting a girl in uni I think I've developed a niche fetish for middle class indian girls with essex accents.

help

>>34814674
>just shitposting but with one nation, under god, with liberty and justice for all

>>34814444
checked those numbers tbqh

>>>/int/brit/
Honestly lads I'm not sure why you waste time in this shitty general for despairing autists
/brit/ knows how to have a good time, try it out

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Any lads wanna join me for a trip to the kino van?

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>>34814675

Recharging waifu, the next closest thing

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how do you cure a short frenulum? my foreskins not to tight but my banjo string is. this is the most I can retract it without feeling like it's going to snap.

>>34814902
I'd plug into her in a heartbeat, if you know what I mean

>>34814189
To be fair nearly every nationalist group in Europe are either that or in the pocket of Israel.

>>34814946

you might just have to snap it anon, or get it professionally severed i guess

a good friend of mine snapped his frenulum while having sex, ruined his bed sheets and he said it hurt like a bitch, but he survived in the end

>have long pure black hair
>girl asks me what hair dye i use
>tell her i dont, this is just what colour it is
>refuses to believe me

why would i lie about that

>>34814902
I want to breed with that waifu

>>34814817

Where is it, I sincerely might

>>34814946

frenuloplasty is the surgery you need, they can lengthen it. Don't let them remove it, it is the most sensitive and pleasurable part of your penis.

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>>34814167

>tfw an old woman comes into the surgery

> tfw you're wasting your Sunday going to a DPD depot because they didn't even try to deliver your parcel to you

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>Waiting at traffic lights
>Entrance to parking for shops is on the left so have left a gap for access
>Car comes behind me and flashes his lights a few times
>Few moments later he lays on the horn
>Revs his engine and spins his wheels a little as he pulls around me, calls me a prick, and pulls into the gap in front of me
>No less than 5 seconds later a car coming the opposite way wants to pull into the parking
>Obviously can't because mr twat is blocking it now
>Traffic builds up for about a minute until our side goes green
>The twat caused a traffic jam for no reason at all

Why do people like this exist?

>>34815189

What did you get for yourself Anon?

My laptop's finished being repaired and should be here tomorrow :3

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>lost phone
>try calling it, it's on but can't hear it
>turn the house upside down
>getting angrier with each passing moment
>after almost 4 hours solid of searching, give up, defeated
>conclude that I must have lost it outdoors
>decide to take the dogs out for a walk to let off steam
>open back door
>phone is on top of the wheely bin soaking wet
Well I found it but it might be fucked. It's been dry for a while now but charging it is weird, keeps going on and off charge even when plugged in.
I dropped it in a bowl of water years ago and it turned out fine so hopefully some rain won't fuck it up.

>>34815211

New GPU, lad. Haven't touched my computer since I built it a few years ago so treated myself

>>34815189
Give them hell mate
Private couriers are fucking scum

>>34814700
Tell me about it. Know where she's from in Essex?

>>34814817
do they serve crab legs?

>>34815247
Stick it in the airing cupboard or get the hairdryer on it to soak up the excess water

>>34815264
Very nice. What one did you go for?

I've been using a 7970 since 2012 and want to upgrade to a 1070 soon.

Where you lads from?
Essex, Braintree

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>>34814675
got a just woke up waifu if that'll do.
had a fucked up dream last night.
went to a pub with my sister. i was looking cool as fuck in muh puppy dog onesie, when some cunt started taking the piss out of it. so i fucking headbutted him knocked him to the ground and jumped on him and started stabbing him in the throat with muh knife.
really vivid dream as well. felt the hood of the onesie move when i nutted the guy,and when the blood was spraying everywhere i felt it hit my face and it was warm. fucking mental desu.
then woke up and thought fuck,i'm gonna have to wash my onesie now. then i came round after a minute n realised it was all a dream.
fucked up dreams eh. gotta love em

>>34815388

Banbury, Oxfordshire

>>34815361

RX 480 m8. I'm only doing 1080p and trying to save for a house so even that feels extravagant. Can't spend any more. Might treat myself to a freesync monitor though

>>34815247
don't they say to take the phone apart take the battery out and put it in rice or something to soak up the water

>>34815484
>>34815330
yeah it's in rice right now

>>34815388
NewcastIe

>>34815470
I know them feels about trying to save money. Things are likely to get hard in the coming month and I want to keep some aside you know?

If you don't mind me asking, what made you go for the RX 480? Not trying to turn this into a your card a shit debate, I'm genuinely curious.

What sauce do you put on your bacon sandwich lads and why isn't it brown sauce

>>34815580
I don't. They ruin the sandwich. Same with butter

>>34815580
more bacon

Mum wants to go out for dinner today and I just can't be fucked. She's a fucking embarrassment to be around and I know there's a high chance she'll start some shit or kick off because she's a fucking idiot.

Lately she can't eat meat because it's "disgusting" No fucking idea where she got this idea from desu. She goes to her crochet class and stuffs her face with cakes from M&S then comes home complaining that she hasn't eaten all day then eats some more crisps/chocolate/bread before the main meal.

>>34815635
sounds like you need to have a sit down and a chat with your mum about her maladaptive coping behaviours

>>34815580
normally i'll have none. i like the taste of the bacon by its self, but do occasionally have brown sauce, or if feeling adventurous a bit of hp fruity sauce is fucking nice

>>34815580
I normally stick with HP but I put mayonnaise on it sometimes

>>34815635
Does she kick off with retail workers? When I worked retail middle aged mums always would, then they're teenage child would stand their awkwardly as if wanting to ask her to stop. Felt bad for them desu

>>34815642

You're under the assumption that women are capable of this kind of cause & effect logic.

She blames her thyroid for her massive weight gain but won't even notice that she ate an 800 calorie bag of crisps in one sitting.

>>34815580
But it is brown sauce, usually butter too.

>>34815590
Yours must be dry as fuck.

>>34815635
> I know there's a high chance she'll start some shit or kick of.

My mum does the exact same shit. It doesn't matter what we're doing, she'll find a reason to bitch at someone. Can't even go supermarket without her bitching at the checkout over some super minor fucking bullshit, or arguing with people in the carpark

>>34815388
Brentwood, essex
>>34815580
Of course its brown sauce mate. Jesus.

>>34815661
I can cook, and I don't use Happy Shopper bacon, so no, it's not dry

>>34815665
Know those feels. Often its more like. Look at that person over there! What are they doing. Or that person looks a state. Etc etc

Have some self awareness Jesus.

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>>34815606
i had a bacon and black pudding sandwich when i went fishing. no bread left though so was black pudding in 2 slices of bacon.
frying pan's a bit fucked but it was still fucking nice

>>34815580
fuck sake I was trimming my eyebrows but I fucking cut them to short and now there uneven.

>>34815716
What the fuck is that

origerino

>>34815732
you brave enough to show us.
give us a giggle lad

>>34815716
that doesnt look healthy at all anon you probably should not eat that

>>34815654

Sometimes. She's bi-polar so its a gamble. One time she had a bitch at the person in a hardware store because SHE couldn't find the right light bulbs. I had to walk out of the store and wait outside after that one because I couldn't be fucked dealing with her.

>>34815694

Yep. Same. Absolutely no self awareness

>>34815445
>claiming OX16 when everyone knows you're really OX20
Don't worry Tarquin, I'm sure mother will be here in her white audi to take you back to chippie norton soon.

>>34815392
Is that thing on the left supposed to be a hot water bottle?

>>34815716
That looks pretty yummy lad, mind cooking me up one sometime?

>>34815388
Coventry.

>Essex
Nice, that's where all the good rave/hardcore comes from. You ever been to Romford?

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decided zen buddhism is the religion for me, after a lot of study and contemplation on various faiths
rate my choice lads

>>34815776
i eat it lad that was from last year sometime
not overly bothered about healthy desu as long as it tastes nice.
new snack i discovered last night prob wasn't the healthiest. jammie dodgers with nutella n clotted cream on them. wew lad they was fucking nice.

>>34815716
Why is your black pudding all runny

>>34815909
from what i remember it wasn't runny. think it was the juice from the bacon.had been cooking for me n my mate so there had been like 12 pieces of bacon done as well as sausage n black pudding

>>34815654
Mine doesnt kick off with them but she always has to have banal chats with them and make awful cringeworthy jokes. So now I always take her through the self service checkouts, this has the added bonus that I can engage with technology and be soothed from taking brief respite from having to be outside surrounded by people.

>>34815863
well it would only be a symbolic 1 would only be a pic posted online. but sure next time i do 1 i'll do an extra 1 just for you

>>34815894
i say good choice lad. what has lead you to that choice of religion.
also, wise wanderer, is that you?

>>34815894
don't know enough about it to comment. do you have a god? an afterlife? what do you have to do?

>>34815842

OX20 is a lot posher than OX16 m8

Are you the 30+ anon who used to live in Kidlington?

>>34816053
there are no gods, but a belief in karma and reincarnation
although what comes after this life is unimportant
the focus is on being in the moment, being mindful and meditative without focusing on or caring for silly man-made rituals or dogma.
you practise zazen meditation to help you reach satori (enlightenment), which simply means realising your true nature by finding it from within yourself.

>>34816116
how do you know when that happens? is there a test? can you go into Lloyds and buy a home enlightenment testing kit?

>>34816116
all i know is i'm happier if i stop caring about what i don't have

>>34816116
What's the end goal tho? What do you gain from realising your true nature?

>>34815847
yes, she's cold blooded so needs to be kept warm desu.i'm the same desu, constantly cold.

>>34816116
But what do they mean about true nature?

Can you go into more detail, I read up on this yesterday but I'm still confused.

Still on with the diet lads. Calories in/ calories out is complex enough right? I mean, it'll get the job done? Reason I ask is because the device I wear does all the maths for me but none of the macronutrients or whatever so it's just balancing the two figures. Had a cheeky Indian last night, but still came out 1000 cal in deficit since I had nothing else that day except tea and coffee.

>>34816142
>>34816198
>>34816218

To reach Satori (enlightenment) simply through practising Zazen (meditation) is the whole point of Zen.
Zen is literally as simple as that.
Satori is the raison d'etre of Zen, without which Zen is not Zen.

Satori is experiencing a sudden awakening, of seeing and understanding oneself fully, and of understanding your own essence.
Satori is when you gain a lasting realisation of the nature of existence, in a way that cannot be put into words, but can only be experienced.
When you reach Satori, if you reach it, after many years of practising Zazen and mindfulness, you will know.

Even without any study or meditation, or perhaps even without realising it at the time, you may have already briefly felt you had a moment of completely understanding yourself and being at peace.
That is called Kenshou. When you reach Satori, that experience is constant.

my mam visited me last night in my student digs and i miss her so much i nearly cried when she left

>just wanna live as a comfy neet with a nice mother again

>>34816335
be strong, after the three or whatever years of living independently you'll be comfortable with it and much more likely to be able to move to wherever to make money and live the good life.

Wanked into a pair of my mates sisters knickers today lads AMA

>>34816277
>you may have already briefly felt you had a moment of completely understanding yourself and being at peace.
>That is called Kenshou
which presumably is japanese for orgasm afterglow

>>34816393
would you post a picture of the sister please?

>>34816249
Aye up laddy. Indian on a diet??
What yus doing.
Just drink water, prepare your own foods and exercise a bit.
Don't bother counting calories. I guarantee if you cut out the processed shit and take a ways and restaurant meals you will lose weight.

>>34816413
Sorry no. She's 30 though

>>34816393
did you put em back

>>34816393
i used to like playing that game when i was younger
started off bout 17 yr old with a mates mums knickers, then another mates mum, then a mates sister, n a mates ex fiance.
you steal them and wank into them.
or go hardcore, rub em on your cock then put them back for her to wear

wtf why is dale winton in the window?

Just had a bagel with four (4) sausages on it.

Absolute bedlam here. This fat lad is quite full.

>>34816417
It's the first one in 40 days, just since I was out with relatives. Already packed in the processed shit and takeaways (barring this one) and always do my own cooking since I enjoy it anyway. Back down the gym too. Still going to give it a month before I weight myself, mind. See where I am at the start of March. Saving money too, of course.

The only time it feels like a real diet is when I do fuck all all day. 1800 (maintenance) - 1000 = a boiled egg and a bowl of pasta. Not living desu. Good that it motivates me to exercise so I can actually eat.

>>34816429
Yup back in the basket

>>34814946
Well my friend had sex for the first time and snapped it. Just get hecka drunk, fuck a slut til she's numb, it'll snap, and then go to the hospital/doctors immediately, it won't hurt since you're drunk. But you should prepared, because you're not allowed to stroke the willy for like 1-2 months after that.

off out for a splif in the snow me thinks lads
then wank
hot choc n coffee
somehow attempt to draw an anime girl on my tablet for some anon

>>34815064
They just envy your hair, that's all. Completely black hair is too beautiful to believe on a white person. Apparently :^)

>>34815195
Don't mind chads, they're a hormonal mess. :^D

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>>34816552
>tfw black hair and hate it

>>34815566
Nice dubs lad.
It's the most cost-effective GPU on the market atm.
It can pull any game atm, obviously not 4k ultra in farcry 4, but you get the gist.
Source: Got one myself, just don't overclock it unless you got some wicked cooling.

my hair is dark blonde / light brown, the most boring colour ever

i have nice blue eyes though

Got a slow cooking chilli in the oven lads. Proper big chunks of meat, not shitty mince. Should be fantastic. Really looking forward to it. Will be ready in about 6 hours.

What's everyone else having for sunday dinner?

>>34816651
Could never cook anything extravagant because of how long it fucking takes

>>34815894
Zen Buddhism is up there with meme magic wizardry. Really nice to hit that Satori spot in meditation. Basically like free DMT.

>>34816665
This is the only thing I make that takes that long. Also it's not a big deal, 20-30 mins prep and then just stick it in the oven and forget about it until tonight.

>>34816677
How long have you been meditating? What method do you use?

I've been doing it for a few months and never had anything like that.

>>34815388
Dorchester

>>34814167

By the time my parents die and I get inheritance, I'll be 40 and it won't even matter by then

>>34816534
was they dirty
you want to try get in the drawer next time lad. get some clean 1s wrapped round your cock then get them back in the drawer ready to be worn.

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>>34814675
Man, I don't sort this shitfest of a folder enough to come up with a sleepy waifu image before I grow old and die.

>>34814946
I had the same thing lad. Went to the doctors and got felt up by a paki, who determined that I needed a frenuloplasty. Didn't help all that much. Helped a bit, I suppose. It's a bit of a ball ache (no slightly confusing pun intended) and it doesn't help all that much. Most of the "snapping" feeling will just transfer to the bit that's left over, if lessened somewhat.

I wouldn't bother unless it's really fucking you off. It's far too much trouble to explain/justify why you need dick surgery to everyone around you.

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>tfw tired as fuck
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34816277
Wew numbers.
When you finally reach satori, you should try a low, max 15mg dose of DMT. You'll hit 'the next level' of Satori and from there on out you'll be soaring through the clouds for the rest of your life. DMT was never about the 'breakthrough' dose anyways, it's just a meditation tool. You will literally hit the pond of eternity and you can fish every bit of information out of it if you do it properly.
Kisses, and blessed be thee.

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>>34815388
Brighton, home of degenerates and sluts
its fun

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>>34814675
lazy sunday afternoon of reading Rawls Law of Peoples and deciding i don't care that much about global justice after all.
>>34816335
it gets better lad, being comfy alone is a skill i think.
>>34815388
Fareham, Hampshire. Home of nothing and all the cute boys are in Southampton.

>>34816536
Have a good one, friend.
.Oregano.

>>34816599
Just mean you're a descendant of asian race, so you have the power to achieve what you work for, and then you have the privilege of being white. It's pretty neat if you ask me.
You probably look like a depressed mess, but that will just sort out the stacy's and attract femanons (Even if they are few in numbers.)
Try
>Long Hair
>Make soft and smooth with conditioner and oils
>Straighten hair
>Look mysterious and seksi

>>34816638
If you're out in the sun a lot by day, and sleep properly at night time, you can have really cool alternating colors (reflexes), looks super seksi, it's how gays color their hair to look super attractive.

How do I let my current boss know that I'm applying for a new job?

I work in a school which I love, but there's another job nearby with 8 extra hours, and they're better paying too. I don't really want to leave my current job, but the money and the fact it's a permanent contract (Unlike the 2year one I'm on now) really helps.

I just get really anxious when I think how I can approach my current boss to let her know that while I love it here, I need to apply for another job for the betterment of my career.

What would you guys do in my shoes?

>>34816834
My conclusion is that you talk shit and you refuse to answer direct questions from people who might be able to call you out on your bullshit.

>>34816857
Wait until you've got the job to say anything to anyone.

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>Drop can of pop as I'm coming out of the shop
>It gets dented and sprays all over my tied up doggo
>mfw she's all sticky now and I'll have to bathe her

ANGERY

Lads I'm the anon who was dumped by his gf for a chad at her uni, and I got a lot of shit from people here rubbing it in.

After that I went on Tinder right away and met someone last night, she stayed over at mine and she's just left, and we've made plans to meet up through the week.

She's actually a lot better looking than my ex. Thanks to everyone who tried to shame me or tried to rub it in. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have tried to meet someone else so quickly.

My mum saw her this morning which really shut her up too.

>>34816695
I'm one of the lucky few who hit satori as my first drug experience, 10mg of DMT. And since then I've been experimenting with drugs to get a bigger understanding of this world, plus I've read a lot of /fringe/ shit, it's basically just advanced psychology.
I only meditate when on drugs as I've always had a very quiet mind.
Had a lot of vivid dreams when I was little where I was stuck doing a motion over and over (kind of like a thought that won't lave your brain) and from these experiences my brain's been trained to just fart these thoughts out as if they were nothing. So I'm in a constant state of having a quiet mind. Sometimes I meditate while listening to podcasts/songs and I lie down with my arms on my side, basically planking on my back. And then I delve into the depths of my counsciousness, I basically go on a 'trip', I see a lot of things, right now I have a 'Tulpa' which is Abra/Kadabra/Alakazam, as in the Pokemon, bending my counsciousness at will, it's amazing what you can do with a mind if you've hit Satori multiple times. That's the rabbit hole / red pill, and you can just keep going into a deeper and deeper state of satori into infinity. (Think inception).
Your mind is truly amazing. Best meditative drug is definitely low dose ayahuasca/DMT/Changa.

>>34816883
They'll know that I've applied though. I'll need to get a reference from my current boss. I'm thinking about talking to her tomorrow if I can catch her and just letting her know that I'm applying for this new job.

The thing is, I love my current job-but i'm stuck at my parents house because of the amount I earn. If I got this new job, it'd be more hours, more responsiblity and I'd finally be earning enough to move out.

It's just heartbreaking because everyone at my current job has really took me in. And I've only been there 6 months. Is it wrong to feel sleazy about leaving a school after 6 months?

>>34816924
That was a dream anon.

Me: Went to uni, have a 23,000 a year job, don't drink or do drugs

Friend: Didn't go to uni, is a literal drug addict, makes 25,000 a year dealing drugs and claims bennies, pays no tax

Literally why am I doing worse in life than a fucking drug addict?

>>34816940
She'll understand mate. It's a permanent contract vs. temporary, anyone could understand that. I wouldn't mention the money is a factor, just tell her it's about that.

>>34816924
no one gives a shit you butthurt norman faggot. Leave and don't come back.

>>34816946
Ha fortunately not. Can still smell her perfume in my pillow.

Life is good.

>>34816954
Ah it was you. Thank you mate! I really appreciate the push you gave me. I know you were trying to be a dick but it really worked out.

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>>34816902
Reminds me of a little situation 2 years back
>came out shop with can of drink
>dog was tied up outside giddy to see me
>big dog so he was strong
>as soon as I untied him and grabbed his lead he pulled hard
>can flew out my hands onto road
>slightly busy road so car drove by and crushed it causing it to splash everywhere

>>34816871
No, sorry. I'm just kinda new on the chans.
I've just been cooped up in /fringechan/ and /fringe/, and now I want to expand my knowledge to all my fellow autists.

>>34816940
They usually only take up references once you have an offer

>>34816948
Presumably it will be almost impossible for him to make any more than 25,000 without risking serious prison time or even his life, whereas you're just starting your career and you'll get loads of promotions before you max out your earnings.

>>34816965
>was

Is doggo kill?

>>34816963
Nope. Just fucking sick of the normie infestation. Couldn't care less about what random slags you fuck.

>>34816952
>>34816972
Yeah I guess you're right. I'm just really anxious to bring it up with my current boss. I'm sure she'll understand that it's an all around better thing for me, but I guess what I'm worried about is what'll happen at my current job if I don't get this new one.

She'll know that I tried to jump ship because the hours were better, and I wouldn't want people to think less of me because of that.

I know I can't let my life be dictated by what people think of me, but I'm still really nervous about talking to my boss tomorrow about the fact I wanna apply for this other job

>>34816989
No, he just got fat and lazy once he passed his prime years.

>>34815388
Colchester, Essex

End me, lads.

Is it autistic to wear camo army jackets?

>>34817008
Anyone would do the same lad. No one will blame you for doing something they'd do themselves.

>>34817079
Very much so, its not as bad if you are in the army but it'll still stand out too much ironically enough

>>34817093
Good I'm getting one so people don't talk to me in public

>>34817084
I think a big part of it is that almost everyone at this current school has been there for over 10 years. I've only been there for 6 months, and I feel mega guilty about jumping ship already. Like I said, I love this current job, but it's only 20 hours a week, and that's just not enough to live on my own on.

This new job is 34 hours, and I could finally move out on my own on that sort of money. I just feel super nervous about approaching my boss. She's SUPER nice, but it still doesn't make it any easier

Catching a bus into town on a Sunday is pretty fucking shitty.

>>34816924
you actually got a match that didn't ghost you after a couple of messages? I think you're the chad mate

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>28 year old man comes into the surgery
>Has been suffering from depression
>Afraid of side effects from SSRIs
>Wants me to give him CBT
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>>34817097
So thats why you're getting it huh? Tactical, it'll suit you well then.

>>34816924
Nice. I saw the original post and I'm glad things got better for you so quickly.

Now get out, you fucking normie.

>>34815388
Plymouth, Devon

Hate it here but hate being away from it as well

who the fuck comes into a town centre on a rainy cold sunday

go away normans stop making me do work at my slave retail job

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>>34815894

An excellent choice. I am of the Zen sect and find it to be the least dogmatic and most beneficial practice out of any religious or philosophical school known on this world, including mainline Buddhism.

May I ask what lead you to your current decision?

>>34816043
It wasn't me, Sneklad.

(Good afternoon, by the way)

>>34817110
Hardly. I'm not going to cambridge uni or amazingly handsome or from a rich family like the guy who took my gf.

But you know what? I don't care. There really are loads of other women out there who don't need that.

>>34815894
why would you choose a religion or comprehensive ideology set?

i have just finished watching moonlight. dont know what to make of it. now sure if it really over rated or i just found it uncomfortable to watch. anyone else seen it?

>>34817143
It's cold but it ain't raining. And abloo bloody, I work retail as well and this is my day off, and unless you work in Games Workshop you don't have to worry about me making you do what you're paid for

>>34817198

> implying the weather is uniform across the uk

it's grim up north lad. has been, always will be.
pissing like a man woken from a thousand year sleep

can I cuddle a cute boy please I am a cute boy help I want to die

>>34817306
get a nice doggo instead.

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>>34817180
Zen doesn't have an ideology. It de-emphasises all scripture, discourages the forming of any notions and through seated meditation practice slowly strips away all arbitrary and subjective opinions installed by cultural, societal and social normalities until even thoughts themselves stop, at which point original nature is revealed.

This ideology and these dogmatisms are niether ideological nor dogmatic. I'm not the person you were replying to, however, but at the same time I also am.

>>34817341
a doggo won't be the same

>>34817282
why is this even an argument.

people are obviously going to town on a sunday because its normally quieter, and they are going regardless of it raining because they made plans

Could someone help pick out some shoes or trainers for me?

I don't want to dress like other pakis
I don't want boring generic styles
I want something with a hint of femininity

Also, it's snowing in Rochdale

>>34817170
alri lad.
it was a good guess though eh, the lad was talking about zen budihism. you are a zen monk.

>>34817306
Where you at senpai?

Also how flexible are you on the cute thing?

>>34817282
Tbh I thought you were talking to me after my bus into town post but hadn't quoted

>>34817342
sounds like being on drugs lad

>>34817341
not that lad, but doggos can't hug back

>>34817342
okay sure, and I get its a personal thing I have just never thought about something like that. For me, international political theory/philosophy and conceptions of the same sort understand similar things.
>>34817347
people are not nice though and a lot of effort, though a nice cuddle with a cute boy is quite good.

>>34817375
Northampton

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>>34817368
I think these would be absolutely perfect for you Poley.

>>34817369
Hello, mate. Sorry I missed your post last night. I had managed to incapacitate myself quite sufficiently.

It certainly wasn't an unreasonable guess, no.

>>34817387
>though a nice cuddle with a cute boy is quite good.

can you get anymore prison gay

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any lads know about the congleton area near Manchester? Mummy is moving up there very soon and i will be spending some time there i guess after my dissertation.

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>>34817401
don't arbitrarily limit your enjoyment of cute boys because of subjective and socially constructed reasons lad.

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>>34817378
It's better than that.

t. I've done a great deal of both.

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>>34817423
Hah. Do you mock me, sir?

My brother is moving into a ridiculously expensive flat share with his mate

The boy has delusions of grandeur

>>34817423
im not attracted to fellas though, i fancy women, and so do most people who are into traps, and "Cute boys", they are just going for fellas out of desperation; hence prison gay.

nothing wrong with being gay if you're into that, its the fact that people are doing it out of desperation, and insecurity.

>>34817411

It's a brief bus journey from me >:)

>>34817391
Hey that's actually pretty close to me. Wanna be bfs?

>>34817399
i was pretty gone myself desu, necked a mazzy at half 8, then somebody put about film night, so faught of the sleepiness, and just got in a dosey buzzed state. film night fucking failed, ended up crawling up to bed about half 12, still fun though, but would of enjoyed the planned 12+ hours sleep more
good to see you had a good night mate

>>34817476
Not him but where are you from, Coventry or something? MK here.

>>34817459
He has an abundance mindset. It's critical for success.

If you treat everything as if it's scarce then you won't see or take the opportunities in your life.

I guarantee that in 20 years your brother will be more successful than you are.

>>34817466
but if cute boys are 'cute' and specifically for that person than the attraction is just and real.
>>34817470
I will meet you in a park if you want :^)

>>34817525
I have a job
He's still at uni

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Any Scotfags here?

Glasgow is such a miserable shit hole

>>34817544
One of my housemates is from Cumbernauld and is currently gallivanting around Glasgow (according to his text) fucked out of his mind on drink.

>>34817542
So what? I'm talking about mindset.

>>34817513
Yeah that kind of area. Can we cuddle?

>>34817544
I'm from Glasgow but I haven't been there for years.

Going back in a few months for a week. Anything you'd recommend in the restaurant/bar side of things?

>>34817578
not him but i think you're talking shit. some people are delusional. i have known people who have done similar stuff to his brother and they ended up in dedt and now doing fuck all with themselves, and definitely not on a path to become successful.

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Are these trainers OK?

I used to have them in black & white about 5 years ago

Also what trainers look good with stretch skinny jeans?

>>34817591
No thank you. I'm not that way inclined.

>>34817614
>ending up in debt

Obviously that's a bad idea, but he didn't mention anything about debt.

If you see money as this scarce, hard to obtain thing then you'll never get much of it. Same with women.

>>34817476
sure, you got anywhere to talk?

>>34817621
I'm sorry for being mean to you yesterday, poleaboo. Thank you for dropping the trip.

>>34817644
Kik me at britanon21 lad

Or post a throwaway email or whatever if you prefer.

>>34817572
Is he doing a sub crawl or something? They take you to some really shit areas
>>34817596
Finnieston is really nice now, loads of nice bars and some restaurants on Argyle Street there. West End still really expensive and full of students

>>34817621
i personally think they look shit. they look like something an edgy 13 year old would wear. as a paki, you would look like a dirty dick in them.

>>34817525
I know people like that they in debt from taking out loads after going after things that they didnt have the money for in the long run

>>34817692
I heard that Finneston is good now. Ox and Finch is definitely on the list for a meal.

>>34817649
Thank ya kindly, massa

ol' Poley just needed to be reminded of his place

>>34817713
Can you at least give me some advice?

I also have my eyes on some plain maroon ones

>clumps of hair falling out whenever i take a shower

help

>>34817747
Same when I started HRT+Fin

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Evens: Rewrite CV
Odds: Fap

>>34817768
Unlucky, ladcastle.

>>34817744
>Can you at least give me some advice?

dont know what advice to give you. i think its just obvious when shoes look good or bad, depends on how you dress too. jd is better for trainers than sports direct. if i dont want trainers but shoes then i will go on websites like littlewoods.

>>34817692
>Is he doing a sub crawl or something? They take you to some really shit areas

No, he's just roaming about in the wild with associates. He's originally from that area so presumably he knows the bad areas of Glasgow.

>>34817808
JD Sports is too expensive

I only want to spend 20-30 quid

How about these trainers?

Black and blue is kinda cool and unusual, right?

>>34817875
>I only want to spend 20-30 quid

exactly why you will probably end up buying shit shoes.

if you want decent clothing then you have to spend a fair bit of money.

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>>34817921
>Black and blue is kinda cool and unusual, right?

>>34817929

Good god, you have the worst taste.

All cheap shoes look cheap, and you buy cheap you buy twice.

You're either in footwear or in bed for most your life, no point half-arsing the job.

>>34817922
I don't really know what good shoes look like

I want bright colours and low tops

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>>34817929
>unironically considering the purchase of fucking lonsdale trainers

>tfw I didn't realise your foreskin could unravel

I didn't find my bellend until I was 15

>>34817951
Try office.co.uk you can get some decent trainers pretty cheap there.

>>34817929
>>34817951
ffs lad. im gonna have a little look to see if i can find anything half decent on sports direct in your price range.

>>34817971
same tbqh, i was about 13 though and when i tugged it back i had so much knobcheese around and under my bell

>>34814167
10 o clock in the morning, it wouldn't have even been dark, and you knew the day was ahead, yet you insisted on posting the night edition.

please kill yourself.

>>34817971

The first time I retracted it all the way I thought the smegma was connective tissue and that I'd broken it

>>34817971
>tfw I never found it
phimosis 4 lyfe

>>34817951
had a little look on sports direct. the trainers in your price range look shit. they are either running shoes because its a shop designed for selling sports clothes or trainers that look cheap and shitty

they sell kappa on there. do i need to say any more

>>34817079
seems to be the in thing, I observe these things, everyones wearing camo.
mainly pakis, but even middle aged women.
they also wear those bright red trainers with it.

so no, not autistic.

what would you do if you think another anon is really cute but you're not sure if they feel the same way?

doi i just bee myself?

>>34817950
Guess I could stretch to 40 or 50 quid since I wear trainers for over 2 years

>>34817969
They're quite cool looking in a plain way
I owned these for 2+ years
And they're quite popular in this style

>>34817983
Thanks

>>34817980
I'll take a look

>>34818031
So Primark then?

>>34818051
A pair of decent trainers is 70 quid minimum.

>>34818050
show him your boipucci m8

>at sunday lunch
>parents say
>anon, why don't you have more roasties?

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>>34818051
Forgot pic of my old trainers

>>34818059
Most expensive trainers have styles I don't like

>>34818051
https://www.jdsports.co.uk/product/black-nanny-state-clay-ballistic/238264/

these are the best trainers i have found so far in your price range. they dont look great but for your price i doubt you're going to get much better.

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>>34818051
fuck me lad i understand you're buying with a budget which is reasonable, just stay away from the lonsdale/airwalk shit. these are literally about 40 quid and can be worn with multiple different styles of clothing, not to mention you'll look 100x less autistic than walking around in fucking airwalk skate shoes

>>34818059
You can get decent trainers for 40 if you shop around. I got a seemingly indestructable pair of Fred Perry for 37. They look good too.

>>34818051
https://www.jdsports.co.uk/product/black-fila-amalfi/034807/

these look ok too for your price range

>>34817971
>tfw you find this out when being wanked off

what is the most you lads have spend on shoes or trainers? i have spent like 100 quid on trainers before.

>>34818144
wow such a good goyim

>>34818144
I spent 45 last time, I like them.

>>34818144
about 250 quid on a pair of Y-3 Qasas. I usually spend 150 or so on jordans every few weeks though. I'm not rich or anything, just have a shitty part time job and nothing else to spend money on.

>>34818151
When will cashlets learn?

>all these people buying trainers

Are you underage or just chavscum?

>>34818144

My last pair were something like 40-55, can't remember exactly, but I get a good few years out of a pair before changing up and only ever have one pair at a time.

>>34817951
Look for secondhand shoes in charity shops then lad

What's with all your spergs having brand loyalty over fucking trainers? Are you lot literally still in high-school?

Those black and blue trainers are awful, but not because of the brand, but because they look terrible.

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>>34818144
i spent 250 bongs on these, but im a /fa/ggot

Sex is fantastic isn't it lads? I just shagged the gf and I feel this amazing sense of calm, like everything is good in the world. Fantastic stuff.

What's everyone else up to today? Going to go down the pub for a sunday evening with my mates soon. Can't get too drunk though as I have work in the morning.

>>34815894
>not christianity
An instant 1/10 from me

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Bout to order some of these sick kicks

>>34818203
Can go to Greggs and get them for a couple of quid

WEEYYY

Am I right in thinking hemp seeds off amazon can be grown and smoked legally assuming I don't add THC or anything like that? I don't want to get high, the medical benefits I want can be achieved with just cannabis sativa

>>34816116
How can you have the remotest knowledge of history and still believe in karma?

Would take some grade-A gymnastics to explain that shit

>>34818216
FUCK OF NORMIES REEE

but yeah, sex is great

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I want plain colourful or unisex shoes

>>34818200
People like different things

I like colour and a "smooth" look

>>34818102
Boring, would like them in another colour though

>>34818106
I don't like the three stripes on the side, so generic and trainer-y looking

>>34818117
Don't like the looks of the sides
Also, boring

>>34818175
some trainers can look good, and they are comfy. shoes can look shit with some clothing. if im just going on a casual walk, going somewhere for a few hours and need to get ready quickly, trainers are ideal. trainers are also ideal if you're constatly on your feet. proper shoes is more for when you are doing something proper, like going on a night out, or spending the day doing something with people.

>>34818237
haha good meme friend i upvoted it lol :P

>>34818258
What shoes/trainers look good with stretch skinny jeans?

>>34818216
>>34818254
sex is over rated. i have done literally everything, anal, came inside a girl etc. its only really good if you're emotionally as well as physically intimate with the girl, and even then, a nice wank can be better than sex

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>>34814675
>not having a waifu that's sleepy everyday
>tfw Nytol tolerance has gotten so bad it does nothing now

>>34818275
whats ur budget? for trainers reeboks are pretty /in/ atm they're about 50-70 bongs tho, have a look and see if you think you could pull it off

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Do you ever feel guilty about big purchases?

I'm a wageslave but I'm not rich. I may need to buy a new laptop because my current one (which is 7 years old) is going to need potentially 200GBP+ invested to bring it back to life and I think it might be more sensible to just buy a new laptop.

How many Valetine's day cards are we expecting lads?

Must be 2 or 3 for me, I've not been out much this year.

Going out when school isn't on is a fucking nightmare, all these hot girls and I dunno which are legal and which aren't

>>34818235
>autism the shoes
STOP!

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>>34818175
>>34818258
why not do both.

bloxmoot

>>34818325

I usually feel bad after I've bought something. Last month I got a Surface Pro and sent it back the next day.

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These cool?

>>34818306
I don't want big popular logos on my trainers

>>34818163
Niggerwatt, every few weeks?
I bought a pair of 250 Y3s at like 130 and still felt it was too much

>>34818325
I saved up for months and bought a 1200 pound surface pro 4 that i use just to shitpost

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>>34818325
lad, is that a girl(male) or girl(female)?

>>34818370
At this point does it matter?

>>34818365
Nice.

I have the money which makes the guilt odd. Like I never spend money on anything so why should I feel guilty about buying something high a quality which I need and use for hours daily?

>>34818329
I've never had a Valentine's day card in my life.

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remember when nike allah?

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>>34818355
>Up to 73 poundy woundies for a pair of fucking shoes

This is why I wear the plainest shit, I ain't paying that much because of a label.

>>34818329
i have never had a valentines card in my life

do people even get valentine cards past the age of 12?

also never celebrated valentines day with anyone. the normies who i am friends with in college where going on about getting a hotel room with their partner and buying them gifts. sometimes depresses me

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>>34818355
I found something nice and girly for you

>>34818378
well yea I prefer to get aroused by persons with male genitalia attached to them

>>34818425
What do you spend your wages on lad?

>>34818425
thing is, the label gives you customers satisfaction because you know they have to make clothes to a certain standard. cheap shoes normally fall apart and look shitty. people dod judge you based on the clothes you wear because it reflects how socially aware you are and if you put effort into looking good.

Lads, what's stopping me from applying to jobs while on job seekers with a shitty CV that'll never get me an interview?

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>>34814167
RETURN THE MALVINAS YOU FUCKING PIRATES

>>34818457
Bills.

Any leftovers are then shoved into the bank because I'm a jewasaurus rex.

Do we, dare I say it, have a copycat on our hands?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38948836

>>34818478
Nothing. You'll actually get interviews if you apply to literally every job on page 0 (filtered by min wage of course).

>>34818457
I made over 500 quid in the last 2 weeks and bought a Hearthstone wallet, cosmic print hoodie, pink hoodie, belt, socks and knitwear jumper

Comes to around 40 quid

>>34818478
>JSA
Comfy compared to UC

>>34818478
Mate that's literally what you're supposed to do to stay on JSA.

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If you're going to buy trainers, you have to go as obnoxious as possible. I used to wear these, but then I got a slug smeared across them and never cleaned them, and since that time I've managed to misplace them completely.

>>34818242
you don't add THC to them lad it;s produced naturally.
hemp seeds won't grow i don't reckon.if you're wanting cannabis seeds. i know that it is not against the law to purchase them as souveniers. it then depends on you what you do with them
as soon as you try germinate them you are breaking the law, no matter where you bought the seeds from, for medical purposes you are wanting something more CBD heavy than THC, again that's not something you add, it's a chemical compound produced by the cannabis plant as it's growing.

>>34818501
>bought a Hearthstone wallet,

why would you do this? are you actually going to keep money in this and bring it out for when you want to buy something?

>>34818506
I'd wear the fuck out of those if they didn't have the green stripe. They're pretty aesthetic.

>>34818325

I've got worse for this since I paid off my debts and moved into savings. I've ended up wanting to hoard money

>>34818527
But you didn't have a problem with the pink hoodie?

>>34818539
I think you mean A E S T H E T I C

>>34818506
Nice Arizona Green Tea trainers.

>all this trainer talk
when did the chavs find this board

>>34818576
I'd take chavs over waifu posters. At least chavs aren't bent.

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>>34818506
Don't want high tops, they're not me

>>34818527
Yes
It's quirky
Also it doesn't say Hearthstone on it

>>34818552
It's not hot/bright pink
More salmon

>>34818586
>chavs aren't bent.
hahaha yeah right

>>34818552
no, i just assumed you where a very gay lad, i guess the gays need the twinks.

im just imagining some kid pulling out a heart stone wallet to buy a pint.

i dont exactly have a problem, its just why.

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>>34818355
reeboks dont have big logos on their shoes lad, they're practically plain

>>34818590
People are just going to think that's a paki wallet.

>>34818355
Vans are always a safe choice senpai

>>34818590
come on lad, the hoodie could look good with the right clothes but that wallet.

i couldent be pulling that thing out

>>34818624
eh, they're OK but I know there's something better out there

>>34818630
What's a paki wallet?
Don't they have velcro?

>>34818642
The only thing putting me off is that my current 2+ year old trainers are Vans

>>34818652
Well, I already bought it now and couldn't find a better wallet

>>34818590
>officially Hearthstone waller Hearth of the Stone
>China

Hard kek

>>34818687
>Well, I already bought it now and couldn't find a better wallet

a plain leather wallet would of done you.

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>>34818489
I promise didnt do it

>>34816948
drugs are more in demand and thus earn more than whatever it is you're doing. blame the free market.

>>34818701
Brown or black? And there are so many styles that all look kinda the same

>>34818687
>What's a paki wallet?

To most people, that wallet just looks strange and foreign. They'll see you're a paki and just assume it must be a paki wallet.

>>34816948
yeah but your friend has the risk of going to jail

>>34818687
>I know there's something better out there

well obviously that goes without saying, if ur shopping with that logic you might as well not buy anything

>tfw i have to live in Wigan

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>>34818506
I had a pair of sk8 hi once, they were shit for skateboarding too much ankle support. I ended up cutting them down to make low tops
>pic related

>>34818761
Why do you have to live there? Don't you have any choice?

>>34818525
found some on amazon that grow into normal weed, people are warning not to do it but do you know the charges if I farmed for personal use and for medical use after trying all legal options? I can't imagine it'd be that harsh like life in prison or anything right?

>>34818726
black. the wallet you have looks like something from power rangers. im just being honest, you will look autistic with it. if it makes you happy, keep it but im just warning you.

>>34818764
fucking hell mate, those are amazing

>>34818606
Almost all chavs are straight, almost all waifu posters are gay. I'll take chavs over benders

>>34818779

nope, cant afford to move anywhere else, lived all my life here and the entire place has gone downhill fast over the last few years, seems like its being used as a dumping ground for thieves and druggies now, in the last 2 years weve had 3 more bail hostels within a mile or so of each other

>>34818801
I know im thinking about buying another pair, and cutting them down again.
They also do them in slip ons

>>34818812
>I'll take chavs over benders

same lad. at least chavs are laid back, funny, and loyal. waifu poster are the types that carry around heartstone wallet and buy kappa trainers.

>>34818747
Guess I just want something that makes my heart skip a beat


>>34818789
I'll try it out for a month or so and see how it goes
The only ones who'll see it are shop assistants though

>>34818816
You should start a business where you can work from home and then get the money together to move somewhere good.

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>>34818816
least you're not in blackpool mate

>mfw i'm in blackpool

>>34818850
The Hearthstone wallet buyer started off the trainer talk.

>>34818812
>Almost all chavs are straight,
they're not though are they? council estates are a non stop bum fest

>>34818576
The Paki started it!

>>34818851
>The only ones who'll see it are shop assistants though

thats not too bad, lad. at least you are not trying to pull birds with it. imagine buying a girl a pint and you pull out that device of a wallet

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>tfw wearing the same pair of doc martens for 17 years

>>34818896
hello my skinhead friend

>>34818850
>chavs are laid back, funny, and loyal
what the hell are you talking about? chavs are aggressive and violent.

>>34818857
I like the idea of starting a business but I don't have the slightest idea how I'd start it or what kind of business I'd start.

>>34818887
umm, I like boys

>>34818906
>>34818896
beat up any pakis lately?

>>34818918
>umm, I like boys
What are you gay or something, mate?

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>on the water temple
END MY SUFFERING

>>34818935
Weren't you there yesterday?

>>34818918
>ummah, I like boys

Thought you weren't a muslim now Poley?

>>34818915

this guy wasnt actually me, but hes right in what he says

t.Wiganfag

>>34818906
my hair is down to my waist actually

>>34818928
Trans

Still early into it though. My facial hair hasn't gone yet

>>34818944
It's Catholics who like little boys

>>34818941
I can't complete it. I managed to just fine when I first got the game but now 6 years on I just can't.