Lets crush some souls

Too bad i have a girlfriend and anything you said is false.
Not all females are the same, try again

>>34813487
Keep telling yourself this anon

I certainly do

>sex is never as good as you imagine
That is true but cuddling with your gf is even better than you imagine.

people don't change

they way you are now is the way you are forever

your current situation is a byproduct of who you are as a person, and will also not change unless done by outside forces

>>34813624
>they way you are now is the way you are forever
I know I'm on /r9k/ but seriously? This is the most defeatist shit I've ever seen.

Yes, I will crush teh souls of shitposting idiots like OP.

>My GF is no trouble at all.
>Sex is as good as you make it, faggott.
>Actually yes, she truly understands me.
>I'm basically the only thing in teh world that makes her happy.
>Nope.

>>34813487
Not every girl is the same, I know a lot of decent girls that would kill for a bf

>normies making threads on how you shouldnt try to get a gf
everyone sees through your bullshit faggot

>>34813573
>>34813668
>>34813708
Are you mad because you haven't realised you got tricked into thinking it would be heaven when its accually just harder work? Give it some time. Soon you will long for the single life again.

>>34813487
I would disagree with "never able to make her truly happy" thing. And the last one too. Don't know anything about others though.

>>34813695
Yanderes? Love them too ^^

Girls are just people, not some kind of perfect beings, having any kind of high expectations for them just because they're girls is fucking retarded.
Some people are interesting and others are boring, that's just the way things are.

>>34813788
ha their everywhere

>>34813668
that's real sweet anon. I wish you the best. Just the best. Bigly!

>>34813573

He's sort of right. Women become monsters over time then ditch you when they get bored/think they can do better

t. guy who was in 2 long term relationships through his 20s

>>34813487
Scarily accurate. Oregan vegan

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There is a war between the men and the women. It will become clearer with age. We don't think the same way. Men claim woman to be 'stupid' but thats just partly true. She knows the man too good to let him get away with anything.

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>>34813487
High School and University are the BEST years of your life.

Friends, Girlfriends, Fun and Freedom.

If you didn't make the most of it, your life is RUINED FOREVER.

YOU WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE.

>>34813668
Posts like OPs are the reason why this will always be a cringe board.

>>34813487
Everything except the sex part is actually true though.

>>34814164
I like wageworking way more than school and university. Also I never had friends, girlfriends, fun or freedom there.

>>34814195
Only spergy autistic retards who excessively watch massive amounts of porn all day will have exaggerated expectations for sex. Which is pretty much being a cuck by proxy and a hypocrite because you're bitter about women always wanting chad while you simultaneously jerk off to roasties fucking chad all day. Fucking idiots.

>>34814182
oh no, r9k is a cringe board, how will we ever recover from such a well thought out insult, having to make a weird downward motion accompanied by a painful sensation is the correct guidance in the world

fucking normie scum

>>34814164
>Friends, Girlfriends, Fun
I think you should leave.

>>34814304
How am I a normie for disagreeing with OPs post? Have you ever even had a girlfriend? If not, then why are criticizing something that you've never even experienced? Having a gf is not "nothing but trouble". I've dated a fembot in the past and it was pretty chill and comfy. Sex was awesome, she was very introspective and thoughtful, I definitely made her happy and she never once blamed me for her problems, infact she would usually blame my problems on herself. She was an emotional wreck but she was always nice to me and never caused any problems. She lives in vancouver now and I haven't talked to her in about 2 years. Stop acting like everyone on this board who isn't a virgin is a normie.

>>34814453
did you even get it? I objected to using the word 'cringe' as if it means anything because fuck people who use that word. that is why you're a normie

>>34814637
>Calling people normies simply for using the word cringe
Thank you for proving my point that this has indeed devolved into a cringe board.
Stop being a bitter faggot. Seriously dude. STOP.

>>34814730
Gtfo normie, only normies greentext reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34814756
Only normies reee. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE normie fuck off my board!

You don't always get what you put in.
And when you realize it. You've wasted so much time and of your effort.

You are so disposable to people. Even if you are important in some way it does not mean you are not irreplaceable.

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>>34813487
>we support each other. She pays half the bill always. And when she gets mad with me (because im an autist retardfaggot) she waits 5 minutes until telling me whats the problem to avoid insults because of rage.
>believe it or not. We make love. She has a sensitive vagina so i can make her cum 20 fucking time until she gets dizzy. Also. We dont use condoms and she is on the pill. So i always cum inside and its the best fucking thing ever.
>She does.
>told her to marry me. She said yes.
>She isnt a histerical bitch who doesnt know what she wants in life. And i stopped being a fucking useless piece of shit just for her. So... Nah. We ok boi

Love is out there boi. Even for someone as empty and full of hatred like you.

There are several approaches to dealing with the problem of sex.

The first is to have a lifelong partner who you exclusively have sex with. Long term erotic relationships, despite being praised as the "natural" approach, causes a lot of trouble. Being in a loveless marriage is inevitable. The feeling of being in love lasts only two years after meeting a partner, and after that, the relationship becomes a chore. Kept together only for the sake of any offspring you have. Nature played its trick on you, and now you are stuck with someone you feel nothing for. At the end of this path lies the sickening feeling of total loneliness.

The second approach is to have many long term relationships. Fall in love, and when you fall out of love, move onto a new partner. A common pattern for modern people. But this never works out. You end up hurting other people, and getting hurt yourself. And you can only do this for so long until you get to the age where your choice of women dries up, and people reject your withered body. At this point, you have a choice. Settle down with another desperate soul in a marriage of convenience, or resign to dying alone. At the end of this path lies the sickening feeling of total loneliness.

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The third approach is too have many flings and fleeting sexual encounters. Using people, who will trade money, affection, or status for their bodies. An attractive prospect when you are young, but it quickly wears down. Always being so close to another person, yet having to supress your feelings. It feels emptier, you grow tired of the constant stimulation, and you can't turn back from it because of your reputation as a lech. You will end up a tired old man who feels nothing anymore. At the end of this path lies the sickening feeling of total loneliness.

The last approach is indulging in the fantasy world of pornography and fantasy relationships. This is made possible due to modern mass media. You never get hurt, you never have to give, everything is always happy. But in the end, it amount to a starving man attempting to sate his hunger by staring at paintings of food. No longer do you think of it as a "release", but as a frustrator, taunting you with feeling you will never have, emotions you will never feel, senses you will never experience. All it is is just the tasteless outer layer of sexuality. Furthermore, it makes the real world bleaker in comparison, until you wonder if its worth living at all. For at the end of this path lies the sickening feeling of total loneliness.

Life is difficult, and human sexuality is nothing but a cruel tormentor that only intensifies our suffering.
The sad fact of the matter is, only the eunich can ever find peace.

>>34813487
This stuff actually makes me feel better seeing as how I'll never have a gf.

>she will always remember the guy who took her virginity