>haven't kissed a single girl in my 20 years of life

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>haven't kissed, held hands with or hugged a single girl in my 21 years of life

25

same

i win

>>34812950
and if you stay here you'll turn out like me
>haven't even held a girl's hand in my 30 years of life
leave right now for your own good

>>34812999
What good would leaving do? I'd just find other ways to occupy my time. I was anxious around girls long before /r9k/ ever existed.

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>haven't kissed, held hands with or hugged a single girl or boy in my 20 years of life
>can't remember the last time I talked with someone who doesn't get paid for it

>>34813022
get paid for what

>think "at least I'm not 20 yet"
>remember its been 3 months since my nineteenth birthday, meaning I've been alive 20 years
>

>>34813016
this place will make you even more bitter and greatly decrease any chance you may have had.
i'm pretty sure that i would have been a normie if i had just been seated next to the right people in high school and/or college.

>>34813042
For talking with me like cashiers etc.

>>34813054
May be true for some, but not all. I spent all of high school and college trying to make the guys laugh and hoping I'd get invited to things.

>27
go to therapy.
Pls go.
Don't wait until you're older.
Don't wait until you don't have insurance anymore.
Don't wait until you're too old to keep fucking up.
Don't wait until you don't have time to fix all the shit you need to fix and be a semi-functional person at the same time.

>>34812950
>>34812982
Haven't touched, kissed, hugged, held hands with a girl in my 28 years of life.

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haven't even had a girl attracted to or interested in me. One guy and one transgirl, though. I guess that's my lot in life.

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>>34812950
>haven't kissed, held hands with or hugged a single girl, or killed myself in my 22 years of life

>>34813075
I got my first kiss when I was 24

Your mind just stops thinking of anything else besides girls and relationships at some point so then it'll be pretty easy to find a gf because that's somehow unwillingly becomes your #1 purpose in life.

Trust me, it's a natural thing

just walk up and kiss an unsuspecting girl, they wont really charge you with anything.

i wonder if this will be me in a few years

>>34812950
Well I've kissed people at least.

>>34814297
>do this
>get charged with sexual assault
>mfw

>>34814490
your cousins don't count

>>34812950
I'm 34 and KV.

There is no life in the void. Only death.

>>34814563
just find a MILF

>>34814530
He wasn't my cousin.

>tfw will never see a real penis

>>34814651
right, right. You're father doesn't count either.

>>34814654
I saw my buddy's penus in gym class in 7th grade. I could never look him in his eye after that.

>>34814678
so u stared at his dick every time?

>>34814297
>just walk up and kiss an unsuspecting girl, they wont really charge you with anything.
desu I don't think a girl would bother going to the police over a simple and quick kiss on the lips.

This actually sounds easier than talking to them. Talking is hard. Kissing someone randomly would be a lot simpler.

To decrease the chance of being charged with sexual assault you should do it where you're not known and leave quickly afterwards if she looks upset.

Only problem is that girls usually hang out in groups and in crowded places. At parks and stuff I only ever see old people. I don't know where the best place to kiss a random girl would be desu.

>>34814742
Just the once. That lil penis destroyed a friendship.

>>34814297
have a friend follow you with a camera and say its for a youtube prank\social experiment

>>34814778
why? you should be used to seeing dick everyday

>>34814264
There is nothing reassuring about claiming one's #1 purpose in life will be something so troublesome and uncertain.

>>34812950
I have its overrated desu

>>34814819
I'm used to seeing my dick, other dicks spotted casually in person are outside of my comfort zone.

>>34812950
same
I just don't think about things like that

>kissed a girl 9 years ago
>still a 27 year old virgin

>>34812950
Same here but i am 27, the feeling gets worse with time.