Well robots it approaching.

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I plan to eat ice cream and watch lifetime. I plan to cry.

I still love you....

Valentines day is sweet, my mommy always buys me chocolate.

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I'll probably just go on with my day like it doesn't exist. I've done it in the past and will probably do it again.

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It's just one day of the year. It'll fly by.

It's like any other day. Not like I've ever experienced Valentines the Normie way.

>>34812366
y'all seriously care about this Hallmark holiday?
I'd rather be alone. I shudder when I remember what being in my last relationship was like yeeesh

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>>34812565
>this

The last girl i was with was so fucking needy, shower me in this and that and this and just... eugh. I have grown so tiresome in terms of dealing with relationship issues or women in general. I don't even want a relationship anymore.

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>>34812366
Stand tall my brethren.

We will not be divided in this trying time.

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I remember that, back in Valentines Day 2007 when I was 13, I felt bad that my friends were all asking the other girls out and me thinking that next year probably I'd get a gf.
Then 2008 came around, and I was pissed/sad because I once again didn't even have a crush for me to confess to. I then thought that it certainly couldn't go on like this, and that in the future I'd have had many gfs and whatnot.

Of course as I grew up I realized what a scam it is, and that made me feel a bit better whenever that date came around. But here we are in 2017, and I have never had a gf apart of a stupid high school thing that lasted a month.

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>have college classes from 10-6 on tuesday
>will be computer labs for most of it
>benefits of going into I.T. and Software.
>will dodge most of the normie valentines bullshit.
Feels good desu.
Probably gonna come after it and jerk off to some fart/scat/burp porn.

>>34812598
>The last girl i was with
i firmly believe anybody who says anything like this here is either an asshole, or an idiot.

>>34812598
same.
the grass isn't greener

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>went the past 7 valentine's days just pretending it was another day and was fine for the most part
>have a oneitis now for the first time in years and I'll probably be incredibly miserable the entire day

>>34812801
realize that what you yearn for isn't really what you want. Having a girlfriend won't solve your problems of insecurity, it will only amplify them. Try to be less triggered by people's anecdotes of past relationships and at least glean the harsh truth from them that a relationship will only compound your current psychological state (misery).

>>34812863
what is this, a sensitive, intelligent reply? get the fuck out of here im bitter

>>34812863
>Having a girlfriend won't solve your problems of insecurity, it will only amplify them

fuck that, having a gf would literally solve all my problems

Should I buy a PS4 for myself on Valentines?

Why are you fags making such a big deal out of this?
It is just a normie meme day, it is not couples kissing everywhere like in the movies.
It is just another day to us.

This is the weekend functional people are doing stuff.

I watched Lars and the real girl tonight. Was alright I guess. The biggest problem I had was everyones tolerance of his fuckery. Nobody puts up with this shit IRL. Sympathy doesn't extend that far for anyone as functional as him. Short of being full blown retarded the only people playing along would have been his family.

>>34812859
I haven't felt anything in 6 years.

I'd be happy to have oneitis again. I haven't so much as had a crush since I "broke" with my last oneitis.

>>34812980
>I'd be happy to have oneitis again. I haven't so much as had a crush since I "broke" with my last oneitis.
That was me for the past 5 years. Some fleeting attraction here and there to girls who's names I genuinely can't even remember now but nothing serious. Then she came around a few months ago and I've fallen head over heels for her. I can't say I enjoy this shitty emotional rollercoaster but I'm feeling something at least.

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>>34812366
>Only in dreams
>You see what it means
>Reach out your hands
>Pull onto hers
>But when you wake
>It's all been erased
>And so it seems
>Only in dreams...

>>34812912
That's what I am planning to do. I'm gonna play Nioh the whole day and not think about my oneitis who I've never even talked to directly.

>>34813308
been wanting to play uncharted 4 and last of us forever. Haven't convinced myself to spend the money yet.

>>34812366
>Haven't had oneitis since elementary
>Catch oneitis recently
>Heart rate increases to 200 BPM whenever around oneitis
>Almost nostalgic
>Enjoy the feeling
>tfw suspect oneitis is also interested (rumors) but too beta to do anything
>feelsbadman.jpeg

I just wanna cuddle in my underwear with my oneitis

>>34813346
The uncharted 4 bundle is going on sale for $249.99 from the 12th to the 25th. That's what I'm planning to buy Tuesday.

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>>34812366
>mfw 24yo non virgo who has never ever had a Valentine
>mfw I forget what day Valentine's even is
if I am not a robot I don't know what.. I am broken pants on head retarded

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pretty stoked that a couple of my professors have cancelled classes on st valentines

i mean, the very notion kinda also makes me mildly ill, but i don't give enough of a fuck for that to overpower the mild joy garnered from not attending class

>>34812894
If you're insecure about yourself now, insecurity is what you're bringing to the table in a relationship- it doesn't go away because you're with someone. Low self-worth is insidious and will permeate your relationship through jealousy, distrust... you will feel anxious more often than not about your girlfriend either cheating on you, leaving you or both.

tl;dr a girlfriend won't fix your shit

>>34813471
shut the fuck up with this meme already would you?
You think you're the first person to come here and fire this bullshit off?
It's like saying "getting a job won't solve your credit card debt."
Well it sure as fuck isn't going to hurt now is it?

>>34813505
>Well it sure as fuck isn't going to hurt now is it?
buddy that's where you're dead wrong

>>34812912
Treat.
Yo.
Self.
t. faggot who likes NBC shows

>>34813048
C.W. Chandler?

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>>34813567
Well I am his age when he started his love quest and I can't find a boyfriend-free girl.

>>34813505
Chances are if you were in a relationship you would still be here but bitching about how annoying your gf is.

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Blog time
>Fall in love with someone 4 years ago
>First time I truly felt love towards someone
>Spent a year really chasing them
>Came close but since they were taken I missed my chance; although I wasn't very dateable at the time since I was socially inept
>Don't quite see them for about 3 or so years
>Only end up shaking feelings for them a year later
>Even then they cross my mind occasionally and I think about how I'd still like to date them
>I end up back in contact with them somewhat a week ago
>By now I'm a social chad basically
>Ask them to get coffee
>We get coffee and hit it off; I definitely feel there's chemistry
>They mention they're dating someone again near the end of our conversation
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ALL OF MY FUCKING FEELINGS WERE UNEARTHED LAST WEEK AND THEY'VE ONLY BEEN GROWING FOR THIS
I FEEL SO MUCH PAIN AND IT'S THE SAME PAIN I FELT 4 YEARS AGO BUT EVEN WORSE BECAUSE THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME BACK NOW IS THE PERSON THEY'RE DATING AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM BUT THEY'VE DATED LONG PAST THE POINT OF "well, we're a week in and it isn't working" THEY'VE BEEN DATING FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS NOW I DON'T THINK THERE'S GONNA BE AN END IN FUCKING SIGHT AND IT WAS MY LAST FUCKING HOPE I'M GOING BACK INTO FUCKING SOLITUDE AND ALL OF THIS HAD TO BE BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY FUUUUUUUUCK

But I have a girlfriend
She's a qt and she wants to have sex with me and marry me when we're older
We hug, cuddle and kiss almost everyday and sometimes we just lay in bed, she starts tickling me and somehow we end making out and me fingering her
I love it when we do that, she gets wet instantly when I kiss her or when I caress her back, pat her head or touch her butt
She truly loves me
It's a shame that you are all so socially disfuncional that you won't ever experience all of this... I mean, EVERYONE your age has lost his virginity and 99% have been in a relationship... Except for you
No wonder nobody likes you
You're gross and you can't even talk to another human being without spagghetin' yourself or becoming a being of pure cringe
You should off yourself
>all of this is real, but you can make it a pasta if you want
>and I hope you have a happy Valentines day :^)

>>34813659
Speak for yourself retard.

This is a board I come to when I get so frustrated I feel like taunting a cop until he shoots me.
When I have shit going on in my life, job, friends, love interests, I never come here.

>>34812366
Me and the wife don't celebrate Valentines. Everything is too expensive and formal. We go out and celebrate our love on Saint Patty's. Everyone is casual and partying, and shit is much cheaper.

>>34813714
dude.
who the fuck cares if she's dating someone?
I see this sentiment everywhere I go.
I don't know who told you faggots girls with boyfriends are off limits. They're not.
She already agreed to coffee.
You're not a chad if you still believe the boyfriend meme.

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I'll be eating a white chocolate bar I bought for myself a week ago. I have work as well so it'll take my mind off of it.

Still I feel dead inside. I just want to cuddle with a girl and hold her hand.

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>>34813764
The issue comes from me not being able to compete
I'm nothing comparable to who they're dating

>>34813797
then the boyfriend is irrelevant.
Why would she have dated you in the first place?

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It's the same as any other day.
>tfw no bf

>>34813872
Post email
I will be your bf for valentines day anon

>>34812366
Who gives a fuck m8, it's a holiday invented to sell chocolate and flowers.

>>34812366
Fuck February.

>>34813888
sorry im waiting for a chad

>>34813714
Ask her to cuck him. It's not like they're married or anything.

>>34812366
I'm just surprised you people actually care about corperalentine's day.
I thought you were different.

>>34812366
It's not like I ever see anyone