What's everybody doing for Valentines Day?
Going to take my sweetheart out to a lovely steak restaurant, 5 Michelin stars, top of the line.
Got to tell her to chew carefully though. The last date I took there choked on her steak and I had to do the Heimlich. The wad flew across the room, Shit was so cash.
It was partly my fault I was so witty, that she laughed and almost died from choking. I guess I'm a real lady killer. lol. Of course I ordered spagetti because im terrified of chocking and I hate rhombus shaped foods.
Any ideas for making this V-Day extra special???
probably gonna wake up, go straight to work, have some dinner, go to my other job, get drunk while shitposting and watching garbage on youtube then sleep
>>34810953
you get to get drunk and shirupost at work?
take her out for a chicken dinner.
have a threesome
>>34810999
>upside down satan digits
I will work, and then, if it's still open, I will go to Hooters, and watch the poor dears who have to work instead of fulfilling whatever romantic fancies they might have planned.
I'm just gonna catch up on work I'm behind on. Will go shopping the day after for cheap chocolate.
sauce on pic pldsssssss
>>34810910
I'll be at work at 8:30 AM until 5:30 PM. I'll probably have my mp3 player on so I don't have to listen to the women in the office talk about their plans with their husbands/boyfriends.
Depending on how I feel afterwards, I'll probably hit the gym on the way home, then head home to eat dinner and watch WWE Smackdown.
>>34811113
OP here
couldnt find it myself ;_;
>>34810910
Most likely outcome, I'll wake up and go to my one class of the day, in which I have a test I am pretty much guaranteed to fail miserably. Then I'll probably go home, watch a couple more eps of Diamond Is Unbreakable, jerk off, and sleep.
In the evening I might watch a movie.
>>34811180
> test I am pretty much guaranteed to fail miserably.
Math huh?
>>34811217
Anthropology, actually.
>>34810910
that woman is incredible though
>>34811247
that is a fb filename
gib sauce plsssss
>>34811303
shes a white nat. slav slut
dont bother. shes not a fb girl
>5 michelin stars
>tfw it goes up to 3 stars not 5.
moron desu
>>34811303
goes by sighni88 on ig, but most of her pictures are aryan babies or something
>>34811364
its that good
organelle comment
>>34811508
>sighni88
you werent kidding lmao
>>34810910
> wake up
> go to class
> come home from class
> eat dinner
> run a few miles at the track
> drink a few beers
> throw rocks from the balcony
> go to bed
just like most other "special days"
>>34810910
I'm going to go see my girlfriend and give her this fruit bouquet that I bought (a little more creative than just flowers) and just see her for a while. She said she might have something for me too so I'm looking forward to that.
We're going on a lunch date on Sunday since Tuesday night can be kind of busy and it'd be easier for us to just do the date thing on Sunday rather than Tuesday
I was going to drink champagne and cook fried chicken with my girlfriend of almost a year, but she broke up with me on friday so now i'll probably just cook something simple and try not to think about it
i'm going to try to kill myself
i'll do it around 8 pacific, yes i will come to stream it and post links on /b/
>>34811996
>try
you will never succeed with that attitude
>>34812102
i'm going to kill myself.
there's no chance i live. be on /b/ at 8 pacific
>>34812145
am or pm?
kljfdsgskjdfg
>>34812158
pm of course
>>34810910
It was almost like I was meant to be alone. I tried to become normal like them. The one girl I was talking to, I did try to ask her. We had so much in common (humor, they way we get with social interactions, interests in vidya games, movies, and music) "Sorry anon, but I never liked you in a romantic way. I'm not into romance anyways and it's not your fault. You're 'perfect' but I just saw you as a friend." Being the autist I asked about some other guy that she was talking to. "I'm not sure about him. Again I'm not the romantic type but I'm not sure what I may be feeling for him." Overheard that they might go out to a movie or some shit like that. The worst part is that compared to the other guy, I'm more of a normie, and I seem to have more in common with her, and when I'm not feeling so fucking down, we just have so much fun together. But I'm just the guy that's a "friend." Even now she just stops caring about even wanting to talk to me. Maybe people like me are just meant to be alone. "But I better be quiet now I'm tired of wasting my breath."
But I digress. I will wake up (probably feeling like shit) around 6. Do last minute review for the test that I'm going to have. Go to the first class. Eat. Go to take the test. Go back to my bedroom after and probably try to go back to sleep. Then I'll try to check if any of the applications came back and if I can finally be a wage-slave. Either go to the gym or go to the track or to the park to run. Go back and then shower and change into comfy clothes. Probably eat something and after will dick around with my bass. Then do any homework. At the end of the day will hopefully try to something to drink or just go out for one of those midnight walks and just stare at the sky, noticing how the stars appear to be so close but yet their distance apart is just so immense.
Only special thing about this day is its reminder to me of how unwanted I can be. Not like every day is like that already.
>>34812737
why dont you just stop being a freind?
make a move either you lose and create finality and quit wasting time on futility or she goes for it.
either or acting is better than doing nothing.
>>34812145
>>34811996
dont kill urself
its that simple
>>34810910
No such thing as a 5 Michelin starred restaurant, you retard. LARP harder.
Honestly who cares.
It is just a day the caps decided to sell a bit more of chocolate and flowers.
Stop being dumb
>>34812737
But at least I finally learned that there is no way out for me. If someone that saw and knew everything about me doesn't even want to play a game or talk or even fucking say hi to me anymore, then what fucking chance do I get with a complete fucking stranger. Just fuck it all
>>34810910
>I hate rhombus shaped foods.
the highest form of kek
>>34812915
I did try and I did make a move. Again "Sorry just want to be friends, and for what happened last night, I don't want you to get any wrong ideas it was just lust."
Maybe she really wasn't the one for me. maybe I am meant to be alone. But whatever the answer it did fucking hurt and I've been doing my damnest to distract myself.
>>34812930
no reason not to famalam
>>34811217
Yo I am pretty bad at math waddup
Its tuesday so I'll just go to work like usual and then shitpost until I go to bed
>>34811724
FUCKING NORMALFAG
LEAVE
NOOOOOW
>>34813282
Kind of crazy to be called a normalfag on here now when I used to be as cyborg as the rest of them. I guess getting a gf changes things. But I love this board too much to just leave. Some of you guys are pretty cool honestly and offer some good advice. I kind of want to pay it forward since I've "made it" now I guess so I'll stick around. I'm flattered though.
>>34810910
>Of course I ordered spagetti
Good for you!
>>34810910
continuing the tradition of watching scott pilgrim vs the world like ive done every single valentines day
>>34810968
In Eastern Europe and Austria this is 100% socially acceptable.
Go to the shooting range probably, my shotgun is the closest thing I have to a girlfriend, or my CZ-75, haven't decided yet.
I've been having a terrible day.
Gonna try to convince her tonight we should just get a takeaway and fug.
I'll be missing oneitis terribly
>>34810910
Me and the wife skip valentines day. Too formal. We take that money, and get a lot more bang for our buck on St. Patty's.
>>34813829
What the fuck is St Patty's you America retard. Patrick is shortened to Paddy in Ireland if that's what you mean.
>>34813867
I had no idea that the Dublin Airport was a robot.
>>34811996
Yeah, nah. Fuck off, attention seeker.
>>34810910
5 Michelin stars...
Five.
>>34810910
i like nobody pointed out that there is no fucking 5 MICHELIN stars, there is maximum 3.
bet he will also spend the night with her at a perfect 47-star hotel too
> Go to class
> Do the shit ton of work I haave due the next day
> Shitpost here
> Drink
> Jerk off
> Cry
> Sleep
> Look forward to cheap candy hearts the next day
It's easy to go through every other holiday like a normal day, but fuck me if Valentine's Day doesn't make me acutely aware of my own miserable lonliness.