Made a Tinder account to see if I'm as ugly as I think I am

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>>34809968
whatever people think of me is probably 10x better than the reality

>>34809968
Just swipe everyone and see who matches with you

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>>34809968
make profile visible to guys and see how attractive gay guys think you are. i guarantee it will boost your self-confidence.

>>34809999
nice trips baby girl

>>34809999
CHECKED.

i want to check out tinder but fuck at photos im not looking good but in real life im 7/10 atleast.

>>34809999
That's what I'm doing
Originale commento, donut steel

I bought tinder plus for a month and swiped right.
ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING MATCHES /SOC/ SAID I WAS A 6
THIS IS UNFAIR THE WORLD WILL BURN FOR THIS.

>>34810021
they're quads tho

>>34810021
>undervaluing his get
Fuck you

>>34810034
I just go Tinder today and bought plus and did a boost and I got 7 likes already.

tfw you score a date with an amateur porn star through tinder then realize it was only because you were using a fake Chad profile

>>34809999
Don't do this. Tinder assigns an "attractiveness score" based on how often you swipe right and get swiped right upon which dictates how many girls you'll be shown to; swiping right all the time gets you shadowbanned

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>>34810020
>made it visible for guys
>10/10 chad asks if he can suck my dick
>people who are doing college sports want to pay me for pictures
I never felt so good about myself.

I use it every few weeks to see if I get any luck.
I've gotten so far 35 matches the majority who are either niggers or mediocre white women. Literally not one Stacy.

I actually just got a match an hour ago. We talked back and forth for about 5 mins and she deleted me. She was a 6/10 at best

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>>34809968
>tfw too afraid to make a Tinder account because someone may recognize me from my 13,000+ student campus

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>>34812277
>>34810020
>go to Omegle showing my round, actually award-winning buttcheeks
>every guy and girl autoskips except for this guy jacking off
>turn around to show him my dick (to clarify I'm male)
>doesn't stop
>asks me to shake my butt
>do it
>he comes
>leave Omegle and never gone back ever since
I'm feeling anxious just thinking about that day. I guess I was truly desperate for attention.

>>34809968
Ok, im skipping past all this bullshit, where do i find escourts

>>34812220
source me on this shit.

I want to know the mathematical workings of tinder to maximize my chances moneyball style.

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>>34810020
>>34812277
>Made profile visible for guys earlier tonight
>Got super liked twice within 1 hour

I guess guys fine me attractive

I want to make a Tinder account but I'm an unemployed virgin who lives with his parents. I also read that you pretty much need to link your facebook which I don't use.

>About to make tinder
>Realize I could not think of anything to say if I got matched
>Realize I am not able to keep them interested in me
>realize I will fuck it up even if they would somehow find me handsome enough
>don't make one

>>34809968
I did this, too, OP. Made a Tinder account, mostly as a trial run. One picture only, tried to be as entertaining as possible in my bio. Being extremely picky with the girls I saw, I managed to match with 2 using it every few days or so over the course of a month. My self esteem was low enough, that this actually felt like an accomplishment. So, best of luck to you, OP.

>>34813652
I guess my follow up question is should I go forward with this?
I'm only slightly interested in guys, not super sexually attracted to them, but I honestly don't know I've never really considered it

Is it worth it just to get my dick sucked?

>>34809986
then thats good right?

>>34809968
Probably got 30 matches over the last week and I'm kinda picky, though the girls barely wanna meet up or write wtf am I doing wrong? How do you talk to 8+/10's? Asked a chick if she wanted to meet up cuddle and watch a studio ghibli movie but she got cold feet and said she felt "sick" when I was about to go to her.

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>Get superliked by a qt girl who claims she likes memes
>Ask what her favorite meme is as an opener
>Check back and she unmatched me