tfw no decent looking (5+/10) autist robot BF

>>34808584
Depends on your definition of 5/10, and are you sure you can give an autistic guy enough attention and deal with him being kuudere?

I'm about as far from a whore as possible, pretty far down the spectrum but not completely dysfunctional, I might be 5+/10, too shy to post pics tho

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>>34808584

Me too, m8, me too. Bfs are so hard to find in this world

>>34808607
I'm admittedly a tsundere...

That's literally me

You're not real of course but if you were I'd probably consider it

>>34808630
That can work. Three final checks
>are you a girl (female)
>are you not black
>are you not obese

>>34808584
The fact that you have to wonder this is yes. Women have the job of appearing attractive enough and viable enough that a mate wants to approach them. You must not be viable or attractive enough to get even a flawed mate.

>>34808622
Not really, your standards are just high. Welcome to the real world.

>>34808654
It's not worth it.

Post kik
Or email
Or discord
I am told I am at least a 7

>>34808670

>standards too high

But how do I find a bf who isn't a slut?

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>>34808584
>I-is that too much to ask?
Yes, it's too much to ask because you are most deffinetly a man looking for a fag bf and not a female. If you were a female you'd already have one if you wanted one.

>>34808584
would you settle for not a whore and completely autismal

>>34808764
>post location on r9k
>say that you're a girl (female)
>????
>profit clingy virgins as far as the eye can see

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>>34808584
With standards that low, how hard could it be? Either you're hideously deformed or trolling.

>>34808664
>no im male
>white
>average weight, maybe on the skinny side
>>34808670
Im a guy so ya...
>>34808680
Post pic..
>>34808766
Accurate
>>34808794
Im and autistic fag myself so idc

>>34808808
THIS!

>>34808764
Why does it matter, anymore?

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>>34808808

>Girl

Yeah, about that...

>>34808819
Then you're shit out of luck m8, all gay men are whores, join em or go straight.

>>34808849
If you're a good trap they won't know until it's too late and they won't care at that point.

>>34808865
I want a relationship though. and meetups through grindr scare me I almost met up with a guy once and had a panic attack and bailed last second.
>>34808828
I don't want a whore bf because I don't want to risk getting and STI or being disappointing in bed...

If men could bare my children id go gay

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>>34808819
>post pic
Oh fuck off then
I'm not going to post a picture on r9k of myself

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429 gorillion hours in paint

origionallioni

>tfw no prison gay 5+/10 slightly autistic robot bf

>>34809196
surrogates are a thing

>>34808584
Have you ever dated an autistic man? It is incredibly hard. Hope you'll realize you'll be doing 80%+ of the maintenence work a relationship requires.

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>tfw no decent looking 5+/10 black robot BF
>tfw no femanon will ever, ever actually say that

>>34808584
Define "not" a whore
also where do you live desu?

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>>34809214
Here's a pic of me (OP)
>>34809295
I'm almost certainly on the spectrum so I figured he would be like a close equally awkward friend that fucks my ass
>>34809308
Like not many sexual partners, or only had sex in established relationships. not to strict on it though...
>>34809300
I'm okay with black dudes, but my father would have an aneurysm is he found I was gay and dating a black dude

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>>34809384
>Posting yourself on r9k
You do know weird people collect pictures of robots and make collages of them right?
It's really messed up
Just post your email or something already

I'd love to have a socially awkward bf. I've only had one bf and he couldn't fucking comprehend my social anxiety so it didn't work out. I guess someone as bad talking to people as I am would be perfect for me
>>34809384
Not my type but I'd say you're a 7, OP

>>34809447
Why would I care if I get put in a collage lol. My email is [email protected] so ya...
>>34809506
Thanks anon, I get attention from people and then drive them away by being introverted and having low self esteem and bouts of depression...

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>>34809569
Jesus christ
Maybe you should try working on yourself and then you'd find someone
It sounds like the only reason you're retarded is because you lack the motivation to try overcoming it
>m-muh depression!!!! I'm introverted...

>>34809662
had confidence crushed as early child by sexually abusive father. Verbally abused. When I started going through puberty as a devout Christian I went through an identity crisis due to being a homo. Years of being a complete mess and hiding at home not talking to anyone.
>Just get over it

>wants a relationship instead of casual sex
>doesn't just go straight
Why are gays so stupid?

>>34809987
I'm not sexually attracted to women?

>>34809941
where are ya from?
maybe i could save ya

>>34810053
Just become prison-straight idiot.

>>34810072
PNW...
>>34810096
I'd rather not force myself to avoid contact with men until I like women enough to fuck them...

>>34810135
>I'd rather not force myself to avoid contact with men until I like women enough to fuck them...
Well you can't have your cake and eat it too. Either stop being a fag or give up on relationships. Stop ending your sentences with pointless ellipsis and question marks regardless.

>>34810206
I can punctuate how I want. And gay relationships are possible.

>>34810284
Just because you can doesn't mean you should. It makes you look stupid.

>>34810284
>>34810284

>Gay relationships are possible

Sure, sexual/FWB relationships are possible. LTRs are not, unless they're open

>>34810135
Hey I'm from PNW too
Return my email pls

>>34808819
>no im male
Can you at least be a girl (male)?
t. 5/10 autistic robot virgin straight guy (female)

>>34808865
No one is special.

I am not a whore.

Since I am not special, then it follows there are other gays who are not whores.

Maybe being gay and not a whore is rare, but it does happen, so all one has to do is look.

>>34810679
I posted a pic of myself, I doubt I would ever look like a girl, I'm 5'10 and a buck sixty.
>>34810736
Its just the odds of finding a compatible gay who isn't a whore in my area is low.

>>34808584
Your pic suggests you just want a nanny to nurse you, which implies you're some sort of a man-child.

There are gays who are into being a "housewife (male)". But those gays would want someone who fits into the husband role well. And that'd not be a fat neckbeard who can't do anything by himself.

If you're too autistic to be dominant at any level, you're probably shit out of luck. Might try getting /fit/ though, that'd be a huge help. For a man, so long as your face is not absolutely hideous and you're not unnaturally short, getting fit will have you look at least decent.

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>>34810786
Michelle Hendley is the same height as you and a classic example of a cute 3D trans girl

>>34810823
What, I want to be the housewife (male) that's why I posted pic. And thats my favorite character (who's gay) in a webcomic...

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>>34810875

>tfw no bf(male) to be by my side forever

Fuck being a gay robot

>>34808849
Plenty of faggots here, post location and one of them will probably plow you.

>>34809569
Low self esteem makes sense, you look very asymmetrical. You need to lift so people look at your body more than your face.

>>34810948
I'm making a weird face in that pic which definitely doesn't help the asymmetry (I'm painfully aware of it.)

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Can someone be my bf? Please.

>>34810967
Right. You're not hideous and at least your skin looks decent, so you dont have much to worry about. Lift and your confidence will improve as people treat you better. Dont overestimate people, appearance IS everything. Unless you have like 999 charisma.
How tall are you? Do gays like tall guys? I dont know what gays are into.

>>34808584
I've been rated above 5/10 by /soc/ the problem is you're probably the whore here

>>34811032
>5'10.5"
>I either like tall masculine guys, or short twinks. I think it varies a lot. Gays don't care as much as women though.
>>34811059
I'm a virgin...

>>34808584
KEEP DREAMING YOU SALT MINNING BIAATCCH

>>34811120
Have you touched another person in a romantic or intimate way? Including but not limited to holding hands, kissing, or hugging?

>>34811165
I kissed a girl one time, platonically though. She wanted me to prove I was gay or something. It was just a peck. Never hugged or held hands romantically.

>>34811202
Fucking normiee.

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>>34808584
>I-is that too much to ask?
Yes. I would never date anyone who posts on this board.