story time you niggers
>be me
>be 5 foot 5 inches
>ultimatemanlet.jpg
>have 10 inch WWC (wonderful white cock)
>mums comes to tuck me in at night
>ask her for a blowy joey
>she denies
>whatthefuckdidyoujustsay.gif
>that's it
>unleash my cum-stained cock on her petite milf ass
>she's begging for mercy
>I go harder
>suddenly the Pizza Hut guy walks in
>three way engaged
>fuck my mothers ass and pizzadude's boipussy like there's no tomorrow
>spray semen all over the bed
>realize im about to get grounded
>instead of yelling at me my mother tells me to read the first letter of each line
>mfw
>>34803419
>
i dont get it
in an original way
>>34803419
>bbuhmaswtusistfsrim
I don't get it OP
>be me
>eat tendie
>enjoy tendie
>don't abuse a family member
>wash up plate
>>34803419
Absolutely fucking devilish
>>34803640
You lack the mental capacity to
>>34803419
>bbuhmaswtusistfsri
hmmmm,,,, really penetrates my brainpussy
>>34804295
*neural capacity
(: be smarter next time, normie...
>>34804396
>(: be smarter next time, normie...
>>34804228
How many GBP did you get for washing the plate?
>>34804630
As many as I lost, during the great Wal-Mart church anal schism
>be me
>30yo 4'5"
>cock 15"
>mom is 40yo stacy slut
>mommy locks me always in my room, so noone will see her freakshow son (me)
>ahe uses me awsome cuck as a toy for her and her friends
>i sad
>>34804228
>Be tendie
>Get eaten
>>34804959
purest autism