This is what the bottom of Jupiter looks like.

>>34803124
U-G-L-Y

jupiter has bed sores

Any more pics? It's kinda cool.

>tfw you will never stick your dick in jupiter's bottom

>>34803124
>there might be little people living in those huge gaseous colonies

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>>34803124
That's really strange because there's no up and down in the space

>>34803124
look like my fucking elbow

>>34803152

Instagram: Nasa

>>34803249
Magnetic poles, bruh.

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>>34803124

>there are hurricanes on jupiter that are bigger than our entire planet

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>>34803302

>Jupiter got hit with an Earth-sized asteroid
>it did not come out the opposite end of impact meaning that Jupiter's center is solid

>>34803402
What if it's just caught in the lower clouds, being whipped around inside jupiter?

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>>34803402
you are fucking retarded but that bait was so good that it made me reply

Is Jupiter the gayest planet?

It's just made of air

>>34803778

it's not unique in that though, saturn, uranus and neptune are also gas giants.

>>34803834
>saturn, uranus and neptune are also gas giants

fag planets

>>34803470
>>34803402
what's the bait
/brainlet/ here

>>34803402

couldn't it have just burnt up in the atmosphere

>>34803290
yeah but even then, how does that make it up or down?

i bet their north would be like our east or whatever

norith isnt north everywhere

>>34803910
common accepted theory is that jupiter in fact does not have a solid core but a mixture of very very few solid elements and mostly insanely dense compressed helium. It's basically gas with a few dirt elements in it.

>>34804027
so how come the asteroid didnt come out the other side

>>34804006
We usually orient the globe to have Asia, Europe and North America upwards, so based on looking out at Jupiter with a telescope the bottom would correspond with Antarctica

>>34804095
so when we see pics of it being upright its actually on its side?

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>>34804082
Mind you this analogy is extremely flawed but it makes it easier to explain:

Take a pool of water and slowly push your finger in. You can feel almost no resistance, it goes in quite easily.

Now go to the 5m board and make a bellyjump onto the water. That's going to hurt a fuckton does it

Now go on top of one of the Empire state bridge pillars and jump. The water is almost as hard as concrete upon impact.

Imagine that on a scale much much bigger, say you are the size of the Earth. Shits going to be very fucked and you basically stop existing. There is nothing to come out of the other side in first place anymore.

>>34804220
thanks anon

oregen

>>34804194
Like you said, it's not really any direction.

The first pic they took of the earth had Africa upside down due to the way they launched

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>>34803124
There is literally no evidence of Jupiter other than that perpetuated by Jews in charge of NASA.

Jupiter is apparently really big.
Look into night sky.
Can't see it.

Atheists call theists dumb for "believing in something that is fucking invisible" and those retards do the same thing.

The worst part is how brainwashed normies are.

>>34804406
heh thats pretty cool

>>34803132
S-E-X-Y

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>>34804456
that was way too weak of an attempt to be taken seriously

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>>34803124
What do you mean "bottom"

it could just as easily be the top from another perspective

>>34804508
T-H-I-C-C

> tfw get instinctual fear as soon as I lay my eyes on a gas planet ever since I was a child and saw jupiter in those wonderful illustrated astronomy books
Like seriously, you could replace the popup skeleton from screamer gifs with a high-resolution picture of jupiter and I would probably have the same reaction

>>34803124
thank you for the uncommon pic, OP

>>34803196
Speak for yourself dicklet

>>34803402
Gases liquify under enough pressure.

>>34804456
Ever heard of this concept called perspective. It's when things get smaller when further away. The solar system is very spread out.

>>34803893
at least theres no jews there

>>34805177
there are jews everywhere, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpgUzQpfK7k

>>34805055
>tfw under so much pressure that your bowels liquify
All this stress is too much, m8. At least I know what Jupiter feels like.

>>34803124
DAMN, Jupiter looks like that?

>>34804456
I've seen it desu

>>34803124
>jupiter forgot to wipe

>>34805277
Jupiter's still got it

>>34803402
>anything earth-sized
>being an asteroid

This is good bait on so many levels.

>>34803132
Jupiter is the best planet you fucking pleb

>>34805342
One man's asteroid is another man's large rock.

>>34804095
>We usually orient the globe to have Asia, Europe and North America upwards, so based on looking out at Jupiter with a telescope the bottom would correspond with Antarctica

That's a Eurocentric view of the globe, some people in Australia, Africa and South America orient the globe to have their continents at the "top"

>>34805413
Sorry this is America, who cares?

>>34803893
>gas planet
/branlet/ here
What does that mean?

>>34803402
Everyone knows that Jupiters gas is actually a force field created by the aliens that live there so they can continue to watch us.

>>34804027
Braap planet

>>34805490
means that it is a planet made of gas

>>34805238
you don't get it. Jews can't exist on a gaseous planet.

>>34805495
What the fuck they are watching us for anyways? We're a dumb specie to them that represent no danger to them.

In the end we know that the United States government and The Elite are controlled by them, senpai.

>>34805509
you are underestimating the jews

>>34805531
hitler didn't underestimate them.

>>34805505
Wouldn't that just float away.

>>34805490

>no rocky center
>no oceans of bodies of water
>just gas and pressurized gas

>>34805518
They want to discover the secrets of our most powerful weapon... BBC

>>34805548
theres no air in space, so it doesn't. There's nothing to push the gas away, so the gas doesn't move anywhere.

>>34805545
That's why he killed them like that. If you do it the usual way they live on

>>34805580
which is also why we can't live on it. we would have to be extremely careful to not destroy the ground beneath us

>>34805583
even in gas planets

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>>34803124

This is what the bottom of ur mom looks like lel

>>34805643
unless you are a jew

>>34805580

then how come the moon or Mars can't have a thick atmosphere? :)

>>34804456
>you will never be this retarded

Feels good mang.

Oh and I've literally looked at Jupiter through my own telescope. I've also tracked the ISS in front of the moon and taken images of andromeda and other phenomena. Space is fun when you aren't a brainlet desu

>>34805703
Would study that stuff but sadly it's pretty hard, it's fun as a hobby however getting my telescope in 2 months i hope :)

>>34805815
While you wait you can use the zoom on your phones camera.

>>34805702
Thicc atmospheres

How the fuck? Not og?

>dindu the planet

I hate this gaseous piece of shit. For every comet it saves us from it hurls another space rock directly at us and eventually its going to kill us all

>Jupiter
>Jew Peter

>>34805874
Nah man, it's like a goalie. It let a few through but it won us the game still.

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>>34805874
>and eventually its going to kill us all
that's saturn desu

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Hexagonal storm at the north pole of Saturn.

Take the Saturn red pill.

>>34805583
>he killed them with gas
>they can't live on gas planets
the jooke
.
.
your head

get a p900 nikon coolpix

look at the stars and planets

you will see they aren't what you've been taught

also all those nasa images are shit photoshopped nigger trash

>>34805703
>when you aren't a brainlet
>literally fell for this guys bait

Fucking topgeg!

>>34805985
Wouldn't the gravity strip away our atmosphere and maybe dislodge a tectonic plate or two?

>>34803124
>>34803132
I think it's a cute bottom/

>>34805413
>some people in Australia
Not really but we do like putting the Pacific ocean in the centre rather than the Atlantic

>>34805985
What an honor it would to be caught in Saturn's orbit.

>"a-are you staring at my butt, earth-chan?"

>>34806106
do you wanna live in a cuck sattelite?

>>34804456
Sage lol, nice, want to end my life that religion is still widely believed.

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>>34805985
i coundn't watch the entire thing holy fuck

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Any fa/tg/uys here?

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cool CGI bro

>>34806047
Proof faggot, my big ass telescope at my university says different.

>>34804456

I seriously hope this is fucking bait. I want to believe that mankind does not through up people this fucking retarded.

I want to believe.

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>>34805413
>He thinks countries in the Southern Hemisphere matter

Unless you're Australian (sorry kiwis) , then your opinion is incorrect.

>>34806317

The joke is on me I guess:

"throw" not "throughs". Yeesh.

>>34805985

As long as we have our magnetic fields we should be okay. Saturn would have to be a lot closer to strip away our atmosphere. Jupiter and Saturn have moons that contain an atmosphere.

>>34803778

It is made of air but there's much pressure that the core is solid. Even hydorgen gas becomes a metal under sunch compression.

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>>34805985

it's fucking beautiful

saturn is my planetfu

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>>34806237
earth is flat

space is a jewish trick

stars and the moon arent a real thing you can touch and can only see them inside the atmosphere


simple google search if you are too poor to buy a nikonp900 or other epic camera the japs have invented will show you it all


shit just watch the ISS live streams and watch bubbles and other anomalies impossible in (((SPACE)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6IZUq6v92I

>>34807172
Shows me picture that is fabricated and even if it is true cameras upgrade every couple years. So you'd one expect them to change.

>>34804456
>it's an /x/ is leaking episode

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>>34807172
>What is focal length
>what is distance of camera from earth

I get that flat earthers are just pretending to be retards, but it still gets old

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>>34807242
>>34807419


Being scammed sucks. How you react after you have been scammed defines you as a man. Or you can keep sucking that jew dick and believing in fairy tales via Photoshop (that the guys at NASA say "IT HAS TO BE PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURES)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p_0bnICtDc

I mean if you like cartoons and CGI then just stop trying. If you don't like math as clearly this picture proves there is no curve via mathematics, its cool kido. However if we are just roasting and not using visual and mathematical evidence, your mother is fat HA GOT EM

>>34806234

>>34807526
oh.
you're actually retarded.
you can hold all the schizophrenic, jew-fearing views you want anon. doesn't effect me.

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>>34807623
your mother is still fat yo


:)

because trigonometry and yes, even basic mathematics is far beyond you

I mean shit you can see it with your own eyes, and yet you can't do anything but insult. tsk tsk tsk

>>34807688
lol keep on trolling friendo :)