Roll for your Valentine

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Rolling Rock Beer

>>34802800
It's impossible, I'm a monster. Like from the hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love that the chances of rolling those numbers accurately depict the real life chances of them happening

>>34802800
I'm 32 and a KV. I've never had a valentine present.

Rolling won't change anything.

>>34802800
I could just do some self-improvement. But, we'll see what the meme magic can do for me, and worry about improvement next year.

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>>34802800
I see a lot of images of a guy resting his head on his girlfriends thighs. Is there a name for this?

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>>34802800
I mean, given my current situation it's almost entirely impossible to meet a girl, especially moving fast enough to where one would be my Valentine, but damn do I love rolling for stuff.

Roll for cutie3.14!!!!

Roll, might as well try, right?

>>34802800
Rolling to see if i should send her a valentines message

>>34802800
Rolling for a qt tomboy, lets go!

>>34802800
Please god give me a qt praise kek

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>>34803222
Please let her have a penis

>>34803222
Good luck with that 7/10 qt senpai

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>>34803215
Another lonely year for me. Damn shame

>>34802800
I need her back pls

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>>34802815
Oh well, I tried at the very least.

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>tfw going to inevitably roll single

fuck it ill try
rolling

Whats the point ill never have one

>>34802800
This is my chance! I can feel it!

>>34802800
Quinterinos here I come

>>34802800
this year is the year right??

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>>34802800
Just give me a Misaki gf

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They actually did.

y not m9s

please kek for once help me

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>>34802800
Rolling
Check my singles matey

THIS VALENTINE'S DAY IM GONNA GET SOME PUSSAY PLS KEK ALMIGHTY

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well, i have nothing to lose

.org

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>>34803147
Lap pillow you moron

>>34802800
here we go please i just let go of 5/10 fat grill flirtin with me and i regret it

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>>34802800
rolling girls

>>34802800
Why do I even bother


This comment is probably not original.

Roll for my last chance.

>>34802800
r o l l e r c o a s t e r


not original fuck

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Let's go singles

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another year...
this is original

>>34802800
it'll be in three days, right?
I'll probably be studying

how are the rest of you going to spend this lovely day?

Enlighten me, Kek. What are your plans for me?

>>34802800
Rolling, but I know I'll be single forever.

Doesn't hurt to try i guess

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kek give me strength
kek have mercy on me

>>34802800
Don't leave my house, but if I get dubs+ I'll go look for my gf

>>34804466
Alright lads, gonna go out for the first time in a month tomorrow, wish me luck

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>>34802800
lucky you, you get a 5/10 gf

>>34804465
is this some kind of sick joke kek?
because it's funny

rollin bla bla bla

Kek promised me a gf in January, didn't deliver. Rolling for 5/10.

>>34804491
how do you plan to do that?

>>34804511
is reroll allowed on this?
because if not, it was indeed a joke of mighty kek

>>34802800
this time, I hope I got singles.

>>34802800
So this is how it feels huh.. this is the first year i really tasted loneliness, seems like it'll be like this until the very end.
fuck

>>34804633
so that's how this fucking universe works.

big shid

pls god give me a triple

>>34804655
my fucking god, can I stop getting dubs?

>>34804688
please someone stop this shit

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>>34804665
>>34804654
haha

>>34804633
>>34804655
>>34804688
it's not fucking fair bros

>>34804719
how about we start it again?

>>34804726
this is how this universe works, anon, It only gives you what we don't want

I'm so desperate, pls Lord Kek give me a qtgf

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>>34802800
Rolling because fuck it, nothing to lose anyway. Honestly it's more of a gain unless I roll sextants.

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The endless river, forever and ever.

>>34804789
Fuck me in the ass, maybe next year.

>>34802800
YEET seems like a fair roll

>>34802800

Please I need a girlfriend. Please kek have mercy.

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this post is a roll post i roll for gf tfw nogf kill me gently please check my sextants

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>>34802800
I already know I'll be alone forever though I'm surrounded by used goods so it's not like I even want a gf

>>34802800
Another roll thread already told me I'ma getting a gf this year. Will it be this semester?

>>34802800
rollrollrolloriginally

>>34803222
Report back and tell us how it went

Please im ok with just doubles just gibe me the attention i crave

rolla for a girl

Haha joke's on you, faggot. Lord Kek already promised me a gf sometime this year.

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I just got one this year, there is still hope for you robots, like there was for me.

>>34802800
rollerino for quints
ORIGINAL AF

Kek pls bless me.

Original comment.

>>34802800
Might as well roll.
original commento

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>tfw she will never love me back
how could she, even i dont love myself.

May as well give it a tryferino

Keep rollin' - limp bizkit style

Roll
I aint supersticious though

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>>34802800
Pls gib me a gf God.

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>>34802800
There is a qt in my latin class cmon make it happen....
>>34806288
congrats my dude

>>34802800
Pls kek grant me a gf

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>>34806332
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING KILL ME LADS

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quintsoiotnoitneoite

Roll 66227905368

>>34806331
>>34806332
>tfw two and one away from trips

WHAT THE FUCK! WHO STOLE OUR GF!?
>>34806333

>>34806332
Close but no cigar anon

Please 136963609

>>34802800
Buying gf
original

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>>34806360
Maybe we will win next year anon.

si si? oke jejejejej

>>34802800
I'd be happy with dubs at this moment.

>>34806419
Maybe...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADuNHRZot6g

Lord Kek grant me a gf

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Re rolle xddd

Origano

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PLEASE KEK, I NEED THIS OH SO BADLY.

>>34802800
I got trips before on this so they still count

Fuck it, I got nothing to lose

Oregnooo

>>34806645
Rolling for thew win

Praise kek

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>>34802800
Kek. I will always be lonely no matter what I roll.

>>34806645
>>34806699
I don't know why I replied to you but it's mine

>>34802850
Good luck anon
Originato